Nihilego Hunter

[A Nihilego flies in the sky]
French Narrator: Ahh, another beautiful day in Alola's own Nihilego Fields. An untamed world of natural order where the little Nihilego roam free across the region. And where there is Nihilego, there is the Nihilego Hunter.
Lusamine: La la la la, la la la la la! [Lusamine catches it] You're my twelfth catch of the day. I'm gonna call you "Twelvey." [tickles it] Coochie coochie coo! [it sneezes out some jelly] Bye, Twelvey! [Twelvey stings her as it says goodbye and flies away. She sees a blue Nihilego] Oh! It's you! [She mimics the Nihilegoes' style of floating, then tries to catch the blue Nihilego but fails] Well it's just you and me again, I've caught and named every Nihilego in Nihilego Fields at least once. Except you, No Name.
No Name: [buzzes] [caption reads: "Bring it on!"]
Lusamine: [yells battle cries and tries to catch it. She runs. Se steps on a soda can. She then runs so fast she flies] Gotcha! [she is unsuccessful at catching it] Barnacles! How'd he do that? Someday I'll catch old No Name.
[cut to Aether Paradise]
Lusamine: I'm going on my lunch break, Faba.
Faba: You've got 5 minutes!
Lusamine: Wow! One more minute than yesterday! Lusamine ready for lunch! [she imitates a rocket launching and lifts his bag into the air] [a jar of jelly and a Crabrawler Patty fall out of the bag. She puts the jelly on the Crabrawler Patty and starts eating it.] Yum!
Kukui: [Looks behind and stares at Lusamine in confusion.] Hey, buddy! What the heck is that?
Lusamine: Why, this is a hole, sir. You see, I am a sponge, and...
Kukui: No, not that! [points to Lusamine's jelly patty] That!
Lusamine: It's just a little ol' Crabrawler Patty with Nihilego Jelly! I call it a Crabrawler Patty with Nihilego Jelly.
Kukui: Could I try some?
Lusamine: Sure! [gives Kukui some Nihilego jelly into his Crabrawler Patty]
Kukui: [Eats the Crabrawler Patty with Nihilego jelly] Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this. ♪Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won't you listen to me? I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich filled with Nihilego jelly! Hey, man, you've got to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea! [Scat-sings. The other Aether Paradise customers applaud him.] Yeah... Thank you!♪
Faba: Lusamine, who's playing Gladion's records again?
Lusamine: No-one Faba. I was just sharing my Nihilego jelly with the customers. [Showing some people eating jelly patties happily. Shows love hearts and extremely satisfied customers.] Here you go Faba. Send your taste buds on a journey.
Faba: [sniffs the patty suspiciously] Messing with the patty's formula, that's mutiny! Why I oughta...!
Kukui: Sir, this is the greatest thing I've ever eaten! I'm going to come back here for lunch everyday for the rest of my life! [A bill with Kukui appears in it] Hey, buddy, you alright?
Faba: [speechless, mutters incoherently]
Lusamine: You okay, Mr. Faba?
Faba: Lusamine, I got a proposition for ye. How's about you go catch me some of those little moneyfish?
Lusamine: Oh boy. Getting paid to Nihilego. That's my life's dream!
Faba: Well, keep dreaming. [Faba gives him a Nihilego net] This'll be on your time.
Lusamine: Aye, aye, sir!
Faba: Now go get me some Nihilego, and make it [Lusamine holds up a Nihilego in a jar] ...quick. Uhh, Lusamine? We're gonna need more than one puny Nihilego.
Lusamine: But, sir, how many Nihilego do you need?
Faba: Lusamine, we have a whole ecosystem full of hungry paying customers. [Faba starts dramatizing depressing emotions] Oh no! Don't tell me! You've stopped caring for the customer!
Lusamine: [gasps] No! Never!
Faba: [optimistically] Then go out there and get me some more jellies!
Lusamine: Okay, Faba. Just make sure the Nihilego are comfortable. They are oh, so sensitive. [leaves]
Faba: [sinisterly, to himself] Oh, I'll keep 'em comfortable all right, inside me wallet! [chuckles]
Lusamine: [Nihilego fishing with many nets. She then shows up with three jars] Here you go, Faba!
Faba: [painting a sign saying "Home of the Jelly Patty"] I'm gonna need more than that, babe.
Lusamine: [cuts a rope. Many Nihilego are inside it. She shows up with five jars] More jellies, Faba!
Faba: [painting Nihilego on the walls of Aether Paradise with the words "I Love Nihilego" on his shirt] Oh, that'll never do. More!
[Lusamine has a mustache on. A sign next to a Nihilego hive reading "FOR RENT" is shown. Nihilego come in. They are trapped in a large net]
Faba: [customers are lined up] More, Lusamine!
[Lusamine is driving a large replica of herself. Its hand shows up at Aether Paradise with a jar full of Nihilego]
Faba: What don't you understand about... more!
[Many Lusamines catch Nihilego]
Faba: More! [Lusamine catches two Nihilego with a net] More! [Lusamine catches a Nihilego with a jar] More! [Lusamine catches some Nihilego with a net while jumping leftwards to the screen] More! [Lusamine tries to catch some Nihilego with a net by jumping rightwards to the screen] More... [Lusamine manages to catch some more Nihilego with a net by jumping leftwards to the screen] More! [Lusamine's catching goes wildly fast] More, more, more, more! More, more! More! [Cut to night. A sign reading "Nihilego Fields. Pop. 0" is seen. "4 Million" is crossed out]
Lusamine: Well, there's no more! Now, that's Nihilego fishing!
[No Name secretly follows her]
Lusamine: It feels like somebody... wants to sell me something!
Hau: [hiding behind rock with Moon] I told you she was onto us!
Lusamine: [running away] I'm not interested in anything you're selling! [opens the door to her house and gets in] I sure felt like... [laughs] I must be working too hard. [telephone rings] I'll get it, Bewear! Hello, Lusamine's house, Lusamine speaking. Hello?
No Name: [breathing]
Lusamine: [laughing nervously] Wrong number. [No Name has pliers and cuts the living room fuse and the lights go out. Lusamine laughs nervously] I guess Bewear forgot to pay the electric bill! [door opens and a small, black figure comes in] Bewear, is that you? Bewear? [the figure goes inside the kitchen] Uh, yeah, good idea, Bewear, there's probably some candles in the kitchen. [light shines on a Crabrawler Patty with blue Nihilego jelly] Hello, what's this? What are you doing here, oh delicious one? A little snack will calm my nerves! Mmm... a Crabrawler Patty with blue jelly. [gasps] Blue jelly! [No Name shows up] Hey, old No Name? What's happening?
No Name: [buzzing, shows a net and jar]
Lusamine: No Name, let me out! What are you gonna do with me? Pee-yew! What smells like big business? [No Name shows a factory] Hey, I don't remember that factory! [No Name shows her the inside] Huh? [Nihilego are inside tubes. They are being sucked of their jelly. The dried out ones are put in trash cans. Lusamine gasps] What is this horrible place? [a robot is tickling a Nihilego]
Type: Null: Coochie coochie coo. [Nihilego sneezes the jelly out and dries up]
Lusamine: What kind of monster is responsible for this horror?
Faba: [on an exercising machine with headphones] That's it, boys! Keep that gelatinous gold mine flowing! [laughs]
Lusamine: Faba? No! Now I know why you brought me here. But what can we do? [Faba is listening to the song "Give It All You've Got." Lusamine breaks in riding on No Name] Faba! Stop this madness! Stop it right now!
Faba: Uh... uh... This... This isn't what it looks like, Lusamine! Why... uh... We're just... uh... having a little tea party!
Lusamine: Oh, boy! A tea party! [No Name touches her] You tricked me, Faba! I wouldn't have collected all those Nihilego if I knew that this was their fate! This isn't right! Nihilego need wide-open space and fresh air!
Faba: Easy girl, what are you doing with that?
Lusamine: [holding an alligator wrench] Something that should've been done a long time ago!
Faba: No!
Lusamine: The squeaky bolt on this door was driving me crazy!
Faba: [relieved] Whew!
Lusamine: And now I'm gonna set these Nihilego free! [tries to open it, but is unsuccessful]
Faba: [laughs] Well, you can't. The door's voice-activated and will only open if I say "open". [Covers his mouth. The sign on the door lights the words "OPEN" and the Nihilego escape]
Lusamine: Freedom! Freedom!
Faba: You'll never catch me! [He pedals but the exercising machine is bolted to the ground] Blasted exercise craze! [Nihilego sting him and he screams in pain]
Lusamine: [Nihilego escape out the doors] Goodbye, friends!
Faba: [walks out and is incredibly burned] I'm taking jelly off the menu. [leaves]
Lusamine: He really got burned on that deal! [laughs] All is as it should be. [brings out her Nihilego net] I promise never to use this Nihilego net for anything but pure sport again. Nihilego aren't meant to be captured forever! [No Name floats in Lusamine's net. He gasps] Oh, No Name! I guess I can name you now. I'll call you... "Friend." [reaches her arm out. No Name does, but accidentally stings Lusamine. She nervously smiles]