Fluffy Pony Vet and Rehab Center - 4

Vanner, April 17(?), 2012 / PB 168320
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>own fluffy pony vet and rehab center
>business is booming, gotta hire a new fluffy tech after your last one got rabies
>new guy works hard, loves fluffies, but he's kinda dim
>training for human euthanasia
>new employee sits on chair, bring in abused fluffy that "wan' die"
>break out the silenced .22, explain four rules of gun safety
>"I'm going to shoot him?"
>"Only if you can't talk him out of it."
>New tech fumbles with gun, loads a round
>"Uh, fluffy, do you want to die?" he asks
>"wan die. pwease kiww fluffy?"
>"You sure about that little guy?" he asks, waving the gun around.
>"Rule two."
>"Sorry, man" he says, and points the gun back at fluffy
>"I mean if you're dead, there's no skettis and no huggies."
>sigh
>"Don't baby talk to them."
>"Sorry, man."
>>"No skettis if die?" says fluffy
>he's got a finger on the trigger and he's shaking pretty bad
>"Get your booger hook off the bang switch!"
>dude jumps
>"no wan' die th..."
>gun goes off
>fluffy splatters against the wall