Pokemon fail.

    Tyler:Ah What a beutiful day
    Dakoda:Yes it is bro
    Robber: HAHAHHAH I HAVE YOUR PURSE
    Random lady: OH NO!!
    Tyler:Come back now
    Robber: NEVER!
    Tyler:You thief
    Robber: tell it to my Poke---
    Ill get you!GO CHARIZARD USE FLY
    ????: ILL SAVE YOOOOU!
    Tyler:use Flame Bust
    ???:STOP!!
    Robber: OOOOO GOOOOOD!
    Tyler:Wha
    Robber:*Falls down to gorund
    Charizard:*Stops the attack
    Tyler:Charizard kepp attacking
    .SETH:I said stop!
    Tyler:SETH YOU BUT YOU WERE GONE!!!!!!
    Seth:So cant a guy come back?
    Tyler:Charizard Flame Blast!
    ????: Feraligator, water gun, put it out!
    Seth:Go feon!
    Tyler:WHY!
    ????: You shouldnt attack people, even if they are scum.
    Tyler:Officer Jenny said to attack scum.
    Kai: the name is Kai.
    Dakoda:Tyler Kai beat me in the Johto league.
    Tyler:Oh hey Dakoda.
    Kai: Oh, you, i remeber you, to easy *smiles*.
    ?????:interuption time *Nija Jump*
    Kai: ?!
    ??:Star throw
    Kai:*Dodges.
    Tyler:*Jumps.
    Me:you little...
    Kai: Who are you
    ??:The name is............Anubius
    Anubius: Admin for Team Cage
    Kai: You know Team Cage?!
    Tyler:Hello ugly guy.
    Tyler:Laughs
    Tyler:Cage Really
    Dakoda:Tyler owned cellon from cage.
    ??:Hey there.
    ?:The name is adam
    Tyler:Oh?!!!!!
    Dakoda:CRAP!
    LavaTheGolem Kai: you look weak
    Seth:Not him
    Kai:I could take you with one Pokemon
    Tyler:XD
    Anubius:Hahah really he could DESTROY you Kai!!
    Tyler:*Faints
    Kai:Lets test that
    Seth:Um Kai you can take him
    Kai:I challenge you to a battle
    Kai: Two on Two Pokemon.
    Adam:I lead team ourazu and i have never lost.
    Kai: for the title Johto champ
    Kai:I have not lost either.
    Kai:You wanna battle, well, do ya, Punk!?
    Adam:Your to weak.
    Kai:Then face,me and find out.
    Anubius:*Gets in Kai's face.watch yourself punk!
    Kai:Go Feraligator
    Feraligator:*Shoves back Anubius
    Feraligator:*Growls
    Adam:Watch it Anubiu
    Adam:That guy is all mine.
    Kai:Heel, Feraligator, your not needed, Exeggutor would be more suited.
    Tyler:oh Crap this is bad!
    Kai:So, the battle begins.
    Kai:I wanna battle!
    Adam:Fine!
    Adam:Go Croossoo!
    Kai: Exeggutor, we are battling! Use Razor leaf
    Adam:Dodge!
    Tyler:Dangit kai stop please!
    Kai:Use psychic to hold him in place!
    Adam:USE NIGHT STRIKE!!
    Kai:Use,confusion tohold him down,then use body slam!
    Adam:Protect Barrier
    Kai:Use Barrier break
    Adam:Now strike force!
    Kai:Now use take down!
    Adam:Dodge it
    Kai:Psibeam!
    Kai:Now use,Giga drain!
    Adam:Now use exo skelle....Block it with Crasher instead
    Kai:Stomp!
    Adam:Block again!
    Adam:Use Exo....
    Kai:Vine Whip, tie him up!
    .Adam:....Skeloton!!
    Both Pokemon fall
    Adam:Return
    Kai:Return
    Kai:Good Job Execcutor
    Adam:Ahh your pretty goodbut not that good.
    Kai:Next round.
    Kai:Dragonite! Your next!
    Adam:GO DARKRAI
    Tyler:NOOOOO!!!
    Kai:Use, Hidden Power!
    Tyler:Charizard Flame Blitz on Darkrai!
    Kai:What are you doing?!
    Tyler:Sorry Kai but i have to inteupt!
    Tyler:Lets do 2 on 1!
    Kai:*Takes poedex out*
    Adam:sure let him join it's fine,ill still own you!
    Pokedex:DARKRAI THE SHADOW POKEMON: NO DATA
    Kai:No data, hmm, what is that pokemon.
    Adam:But this time it's more fun.
    Kai:I don't need a partner.
    Adam:Have a partner or don't it doesnt matter to me.
    Kai:I wont, that Pokemon must have a weakness.
    Adam:DARK VOID NOW!!!
    Everyone falls asleep
    Kai:Dodge and use--- What the
    Kai:My Pokemon?
    Adam:Bye Suckers!
    Kai:What did you do?
    Kai:I ....am... falling....zzzzzz
    Tyler:*Barley breathing* i am very allergic to this move
    Kai: Wakes up
    Tyler:HELP I NEED A HOSPITAL
    HOURS LATER*
    Joy:Hello
    Kai:Ugh... i am awake, where is Dragonite, that guy must have stollen him!
    Tyler:*Almost dead
    Joy:MISTER HELP ME TAKE HIM TO THE POKEMON CENTER PLEASE!!!
    Kai:Ok.
    Joy:You are bothh healed now,Kai it's just you and Tyler everyone else left
    Tyler:*Wakes up Barely
    Kai:Are you ok Tyler
    Kai: ugh.....
    Tyler:Yeah kinda
    Kai: what happened?
    Joy:You all blacked out and Tyler only Barley survived.
    Tyler:OH CRAP!I I I almost died??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kai:Where is Dragonite, and my other Pokemon, all that is here is my Pidgeot, and adam, where is he?
    Tyler:Charizard was out of his ball and i have no other ones at the momment.
    Kai:WHERE ARE MY POKEMON!?
    Kai:ADAM, HE MUST HAVE TAKEN THEM!
    Kai:All that is left is Pidgeot.
    Tyler:Wanna hear adam's story
    Kai:Sure
    Tyler:Ok.
    Tyler:It all began last year.I was walking when...BAM.Adam Jumped out and kicked me in the nuts.
    Then stole my Absol.Then i got up and chased him.So he jumped in Team Rocket's balloon,nocked them out,and then flew away.So I went to go and try to find him on charizard, and when i did i battled him.Hekeot insulting me and then used Dark Void on Charizard,Then he threw Absol's Pokeball at me and left.End of story.
    Kai:I am leaving to find him
    Tyler:I have battled him two times since then but still havent won.
    Ash:Hey whats up?
    Kai:Pidgeot, go, fly off to he--- O-O
    Kai: are....you... Ash ketchum!?
    Tyler:Ash have you seen Adam?
    Ash:Yeah he just walked by and kicked me in my nuts.
    Kai:Your Ash ketchum!
    Tyler:Yeah so he is my brother.
    Kai:Battle my Pidgeot!NOW!!
    Kai:Hhen will i ever get to see you agin, battle me, king of Kanto!
    Tyler:I am king of Sezal why do you not under stand that?
    Kai: Hurry up!
    Kai: Pidgeot, Take the field!
    Ash:Go Pikachu!
    Ki:Pidgeot, use Sand attack!*blinds Pikachu
    Ash:Pikachu use quick attack
    Kai:Now, Aeria ace!
    Ash:Pikachu use Thunderbolt1
    Kai: Protect!
    Kai:Use Stell wing, then gust for steel wind!
    Ash:Pikachu dodge
    Kai:Now,Use Hyper ace!(Hyper beam infused Aerial ace without the recharge.
    Ash:Pikachu dodge!
    Kai;Wing attack!
    Kai:Pidgeot use Quick attack!
    Ash:Use Thunderbolt
    Kai:Proect!
    Ash:That was fun
    Kai: Pidgeot return,
    Kai:Pidgeot, go, fly to the north, we have to find Adam!
    Tyler:Wait up.Go Charizard.Wecan go now.
    Kai:I don't need help, Pidgeot, blast them out of the sky, Hyper beam!
    Tyler:Doge it now!
    Tyler:I'm just trying to help.
    Kai:Dont need it.
    Tyler:You dont know him like a book like I do,I know his whole party.
    Kai:Fine,but dont get in my way.
    Tyler:Whatever.
    HOURS LATER THE TEAM SPOT ADAM WALKING DOWN A FOREST TRAIL.
    Kai:Pidgeot, dive on him!
    Pidgeot GEOOOOT!
    Adam:What Ouch?!
    Tyler:Charizard Infernity Blitz NOW!
    Tyler:Avenger use Blast Briggade
    Adam:OUCHIES!!
    Tyler:*picks up adam by the chest*
    Pokeballs fly from Adam and Kai gets them back.
    Tyler:Ya jerk *kicks Adami n the nuts.
    Adam:Oww what was that for?
    Tyler:Remeber last year ya turd.
    Kai:Kicks *Adam in the nuts seven more times*
    Tyler:Well i'm going now.
    Tyler:Come on Charizard.
    Kai:Wait, how about a battle?
    Tyler:I can't im hungry.
    Tyler:come to the Pokemon Center and get some dinner
    Kai:Fine, maybe we will see each other again
    Kai:I can't, gotta get to Johto,challenge list is backed up
    Tyler:oh bye then
    Kai:Wait!Come with me to Johto.
    Tyler:Sure man it willl be fun.I have been in the league but barley lost to Adam
    Kai:Ok, come to the Harbor in an hour, ill be there on my private boat S.S. Wailord
    Tyler:Ok
    Kai:Bye for now
    Tyler:I'm going to go eat now.
    Tyler:Bye
    Tyler:Ill be there in an hour or 4.
    Tyler:Cmon Charizard
    Kai:Ok Bye
    Charizard:Zard zard
    4 Hours Later
    Kai:I beat you challenger, now beat it before i beat you again.
    TylerKnock Knock
    Kai:What a waste of time!
    Kai:Oh, your here, lets go.
    Tyler:Ok.
    ===What will happen next time stay tuned and find out.===
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