NON FATAL (CUSTOM)

(Player1) dabs some MTT-Brand Dirt on (his/her1) face.
(Player1) discusses rationality with (Player2). They both agree that it's irrational.
(Player1) hopes (he/she1) will be able to see (his/her1) friends soon.
(Player1) is beaten by (Player2) and (Player3) within an inch of (his/her1) life before (Player4) scares the two aggressors off.
(Player1) T-poses on (Player2) to assert dominance.
(Player1) receives a can of Pepsi from a funnee sponsor.
(Player1) writes some Minecraft fanfiction and wonders where (he/she1) went wrong in life.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) join the Gunshow Sing-Along Show.
(Player1) wonders why Waluigi isn't in the new Smash Brothers game.
(Player1) and (Player2) investigate a waterfall and discover a pit of spikes behind it. They avoid it because they aren't idiots.
(Player1) is finna woke.
(Player1) fights off some hostile mobs.
(Player1) waits for VASKA to come back from the war.
(Player 1), (Player2), and (Player3) smoke a big weed.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and argue over if a hot dog is a sandwich.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and debate if there is ethical consumption under capitalism.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and sing the Campfire Song Song.
Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and try to crack jokes to cheer each other up.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and worry about the potential robot uprising.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and wonder if anime is real.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and engage in a FREE TIME™ Conversation. They grew a little closer.
(Player1),(Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) sit around a campfire and play the East Asian card game of Mao.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire and attempt to make the most annoying sound in the world.
(Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire that is immediately doused by a rainstorm.
Player1) and (Player2) sit around a campfire but are too scared to discuss anything.
(Player1) and (Player2) try to make a campfire but are unable to get it to start.
While exploring, (Player1) finds a hidden Monokuma figurine.
(Player1) eats some chalk.
(Player1) eats a cheeseburger (he/she) finds on the ground for some reason.
(Player1) eats a turkey. "It's the little things that make a country like ours so great."
(Player1) is "arrested for Discord crimes" and thrown in prison. (Player2) replaces (he/she1) as the bassist for Gorillaz.
(Player1) and Detective Pikachu team up to get to the bottom of this recent string of murders.
(Player1) consults a Monokuma File for details on the recent murders.
(Player1) is full of hope! Maybe things will turn out alright.
(Player1) is full of despair... things are not going to go the way you want them to.
(Player1) finds a security camera hidden in the branches of a tree.
(Player1) finds a security camera hidden behind a waterfall.
(Player1) finds a security camera in the skybox, somehow.
(Player1) finds a security camera hidden in the dead end of a cave.
(Player1) finds a security camera hidden in a berry bush.
(Player1) finds an assist trophy! Waluigi is summoned. He cherishes his newfound freedom and runs off into the sunset.
(Player1) summons a carton of almond milk and drinks it, fully healing (his/her1) wounds.
(Player1) sets fire to the Sun. Nothing happens.

FATAL (CUSTOM)

(Player1) triggers a trap that entangles (him/her1) in a net. (He/She1) is killed immediately to prevent the spread of any dead memes.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play Russian Roulette. Only one bullet is in the gun. They all lose, somehow.
(Player1) slices (Player2) in half with a candy cane. "Foolish."
(Player1) sees footage. (Player1) stays noided. (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) all die in seconds.
(Player1) coaxes (Player2) into a snafu. A deadly snafu.
(Player1) dabs, immediately suffering from a grand mal seizure.
(Player1) does the default Fortnite dance over the recently deceased (Player2).
Mama, (Player1) just killed (Player2). Put a gun up to (his/her2) head; pulled the trigger, now (he/she2)'s dead.
After eating some red flowers, (Player1) goes into a murderous frenzy. (He/She1) kills (Player2) and (Player3) before dying from exhaustion.
Aided by the righteous fires of divine charisma, (Player1) enters SEPULCHRITUDE. (He/She1) dies after killing (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
(Player1) did not reach the Nuclear Throne.
(Player1) is eaten by a grue.
(Player1), unable to hand the pressure, says "goobbye world." (He/She1) jumps from a cliff, but lands on (Player2), who dies instead.
(Player1) involuntarily commits seppuku thanks to (Player2)'s sword.
(Player1) was actually a vampire the whole time! After coming into contact with sunlight (he/she1) withers away into dust.
(Player1) is blinded by the fierce light of the Alternian sun; (he/she1) walks aimlessly into a pit of spikes.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) turn themselves into Ethan, a receptionist, a doctor, and Lilah, losing their lives.
(Player1) and (Player2) play tennis. (Player3) is the ball.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play Uno. In the resulting conflict, they tear each other to pieces.
(Player1) finds a key and picks it up, shooting (him/her1)self with a gun.
(Player1) collapses under the weight of (his/her1) 58 NSFW roleplay DMs.
(Player1) is transmogrified into Gherkin Richard. (He/She1) is promptly eaten by (Player2).
(Player1)'s Virgin Walk is no match for (Player2)'s Chad Stride; (Player1) dies.
(Player1) is rated 'NOT GOOD' by Anthony Fantano and explodes.
(Player1) discovers a campsite decorated with the corpses of (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4). Written in blood on the ground: "SKINNER WAS HERE."
(Player1) gets got, and willingly enters a guillotine out of shame.
(Player1) IS OFFLINE.
(Player1) tries to backwards long jump in real life and breaks (his/her1) spine on a rock.
(Player1) instantly asphyxiates after being told by Michael Rosen to "KEEL OVER AND DIE."
(Player1) shouts "Candlejack" out in the ope—
(Player1) falls into a trap and is cut in half. Lengthways.
(Player1) does not wear a coat. (He/She1) dies.
The world is spinning, and so is (Player1)'s head after it was severed from its body by a Devilsknife.
(Player1) can do anything! The first thing (he/she1) does is die.
(Player1) is used as a stepping stone for hope.
(Player1) falls prey to (Player2)'s patent-pending Truck Punchline.
(Player1) and Vriska team up to kill (Player2).
(Player1), (Player2), and Vriska team up to kill (Player3) and (Player4).
(Player1) finds an assist trophy! Starfy is summoned. (Player1) commits suicide out of anger.
(Player1) finds an assist trophy! A Nintendog is summoned. It takes up so much space that (Player2) and (Player3) suffocate to death.
(Player1) finds an assist trophy! Shadow the Hedgehog is summoned. He shoots (Player2) with an actual fucking gun while searching for "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald."
(Player1) finds an assist trophy! Piranha Plant is summoned, despite being an actual character. This paradox kills (Player2).
(Player1) is turned into a Spirit by Galeem.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) successfully finish No Nut November. However, they fail to control their wizard powers and all three tragically die.