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Go the fuck to sleep, Fluffy

May 21st, 2012
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  2. >Sleeping soundly.
  3. >Hear something at bedroom door.
  4. >Light thumping, scratching sound.
  5. >It's getting quicker, more frantic.
  6. >Fuck...it's your fluffy pony.
  7. >She must have gotten out of her safe room.
  8. >It's late, you just got to sleep.
  9. >You don't want to deal with this shit right now.
  10. >Scratching doesn't stop.
  11. >She isn't going away.
  12. >Groaning, you turn on the light and get up.
  13. >Groggily walk to the door, open it.
  14. >Fluffy pony dashes inside, scrambles up into your bed.
  15. >Dives under the covers.
  16. >Pull back covers.
  17. "Come on...out...you know you don't sleep in here."
  18. >Fluffy pony just snuggles deeper into your bed.
  19. >"Wan' sweep wif dadee! Fwuffy scawed awone!"
  20. "No. You sleep in your safe room."
  21. >You tried letting her sleep in your room when you first got her.
  22. >Just a filly, not a baby but far from full grown.
  23. >You set up a basket at the foot of your bed.
  24. >You learned, fluffy ponies don't sleep like humans.
  25. >Over 7 hours she woke you up 5 times.
  26. >Once to tell you she was "scawed."
  27. >Twice to complain that she was "hungwy."
  28. >Twice to "pway."
  29. >Since that night, fluffy does not stay in your room.
  30. "Come on, back to your room."
  31. >Fluffy pony cries and tries to dig into the covers.
  32. >"Pwease! Wan' stay wif dadee!"
  33. >You want to kick her, you want to toss her against the wall.
  34. >You want to hang her by her tail for the night.
  35. >You understand how people snap and become abusers.
  36. >No...not tonight at least.
  37.  
  38. 2/2
  39. >Pick up fluffy pony.
  40. >She bawls and tries to hold onto the covers.
  41. >"Pwease dun make fwuffy go 'way! Fwuffy wuv dadee!"
  42. >She pulls the covers off your bed.
  43. "I love you too Bluebell but you know the rules."
  44. >You don't carry her painfully, by the tail or mane.
  45. >You carry her gently, supporting her feet.
  46. >Fluffy cries and begs for what she wants.
  47. >No way in hell.
  48. >Safe room door is indeed ajar.
  49. >Gotta fix that latch...tomorrow.
  50. >Plop fluffy down in her basket bed.
  51. >She's still crying and whimpering.
  52. >"Pwease stay wif fwuffy! No weave fwuffy awone!"
  53. >Ignore her crying.
  54. >Pull night-light out of its socket.
  55. >Fluffy wails in dismay.
  56. >"Nuuuu! Why dadee take night-wight!? So scawy dawk!"
  57. "Bluebell, you know the rules. You stay in the safe room at night."
  58. >"Fwuffy scawed awone!"
  59. "Since you didn't stay in the safe room, you lose your night-light. If you behave tomorrow you can have it back."
  60. >Pop a safety cover over the outlet.
  61. >Fluffy is bawling like a baby.
  62. >"Pwease night-wight back! Fwuffy pwomise be good!"
  63. >Give her a pat on the head.
  64. "Goodnight Bluebell...now go to sleep."
  65. >Close the door...make sure it's latched this time.
  66. >Hear banging and scratching at the door.
  67. >Fluffy is still begging and crying.
  68. >Shut your door.
  69. >After a while her noise dies down.
  70. >You both sleep.
  71. >Fluffy gets her night-light back tomorrow night.
  72. >Fluffy never pulls that bullshit again.
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