Transcript of "Jessi Slaughter chatting with Skullqueen12345

Jessi Slaughter chatting with Skullqueen1234567, 12m54s of audio (recorded in early to mid December 2010):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmH3xRplz7w

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Jessi: My dad's being a pedophile again.

SQ: Your dad's being a pedophile?

Jessi: He's not really, but I mean...

SQ: I know what you mean (Ha ha ha, I just loved the way you said that)...

Jessi: He was like 'get out of here, I'm takin' a pee!'

(sound of toilet flushing)

Jessi: But um, when me and Andy, like, when we hung out, in... October?  Me and him we went to go get my ultrasound done, and he decided to bring his other daughter who was only two months old at the time (Victoria May (sp?)) and it was like Tuesday and we had known for a while that he would be on tour, so he came to pick her up and everything, but like the day before the Orlando concert (how does this go again?), so he came to come pick her up and everything, and me and him we went to my ultrasound, and he said 'Jessica, in case we don't survive this, then I'm sorry' and I was like, 'Why would I not survive this' and he was like 'Oh, it may end of killing you' and I'm like, [long pause] There you go!

SQ: So what is this thing you're saying about Andy getting fucked in the ass by Ashley?  What is that all about?

Jessi: Andy and Ashley, they go back a while, I don't know the whole story.  Andy and Ashley they're both bi, okay, and Andy is more of a bottom than a top, and Ashley is versatile, so... you can see what happens there.

SQ: Yeah.

Jessi: Yeah.

SQ: So um, like, who is the mother of Andy's child?

Jessi: Um, which one, he has 2, like 3, going to be 3 in May.

SQ: Oh, well, who is the mother of all of them?

Jessi: Um, I think Seneca is the mother of Kylie who is 3, um

(Jessi begins hyperventilating)

Jessi: Sorry, I laugh whenever I think of this.

SQ: Is Hannah-Beth the mother of any of them?

Jessi: No, but Desire is the mom of Victoria May (sp?) who was born on August 31st. She's like six months old or something?  I don't know.

(Note: Earlier Jessi said that Victoria May was three months old, which would make her 4 months old at the time of this November phone conversation)

Jessi: And... I'm hoping to be the mother of one of them in... May.  May 2nd.  To be exact.

SQ: Oh, cool.

(Jessi starts hyperventilating again)

Jessi:  Heh, I know it sounds pretty weird.  Trust me it is pretty weird.

SQ: So did you hear about Andy and Scout going back out and stuff?

Jessi:  Well no, I got really pissed off at him about that.  Let's just say there are a couple scars because of it.

SQ: Oh.  So did Andy still have a thing with you when they started going out?

Jessi:  What?  Can you repeat that, I wasn't paying attention.

SQ: I said did you and Andy still have a thing when they were going out and stuff?

Jessi: Yeah we still had like a thing.

SQ: Heh.

Jessi:  We do, like me and him, we're kind of awkward when we're together, but, we're good.  We're a good pair.  Like me and him normally he's just like (cooing noise) and I'm just like (disgusted noise) heh, like me and him get in like weird predicaments together.  Like when him and Scout started going back out I cried, I called him, and I bitched him out, and he's just like 'don't be sad', and he was like 'how about I come see you for Christmas and I was like (excited) 'OMG that would be so awesome'.

SQ: So he's seeing you for Christmas?

Jessi: Yeah he's coming down.

SQ: That's cool.

(Note:  It is apparent that she was actually describing events that actually occurred with her ACTUAL boyfriend Giovanni Jones, and that she simply transplanted him name for Andy's name.)

Jessi: I think he is, that's what he said.  We're not sure yet.  He said he's coming down, so hopefully he will.

SQ: What happens if he ditches you for scout?

Jessi: What happened was, I broke up with him because I started going out with CJ.  CJ Busca. And... When that started he like 'okay, fine'.   And he was just like 'well, if you're gonna go out with CJ, then I'm gonna go out with Scout.'  And I said, 'Alright, that's fine.' So he started going out with Scout and everything and I was like 'okay'.  I said this is okay.  And then like after me and CJ broke up I wanted Andy back, you know, stuff happened, stuff happened, it was in October.  And I was just like, 'Please?' and he was like, 'Okay, I can date you and I can date scout, and if things don't work out between me and her...' You know, because Scout got all jealous bitch on me and I hate her, but um... yeah.

SQ: Drama, drama, drama...

Jessi:  Yes, on top of the whole thing about... yeah.  I'm just like 'oh god'.  You know?

SQ: Yeah, I know.

Jessi: I'm just like 'why? why did...'

SQ: So did like you and Andy like first meet at a concert or something?

Jessi: No, we first met when I became a fan of his band.  It was just all like, awesome and everything, and then the whole, you know, going out thing started, and I'm like 'yaaayyyy'.

SQ: But doesn't this make Andy like a pedophile sort of?  Because he's like 19 and you're like 12?  Heh.

Jessi: Yeah, but the whole thing is, it's not illegal till he's 21.  So.  Like, 18 is the age when it's frowned upon,  like you know when it's frowned upon, and it's illegal to have sex (which we did do something legal) but it's 21 which is the legal age for dating.

(Note:  This is so incredibly wrong I don't know where to begin.  State of Florida Age of Consent law states that no one under 16 may have sex with anyone 16 or older. In Florida, people under 16 can have sex with eachother, people who are 16-17 can have sex with people who are 18-24 at the oldest, and 18 year olds are adults who can have sex with anyone 16 or above.)

SQ: Ah.  Awww, my iPod just died.  Grrr.  I'm bored, so how's life Jessi?

Jessi: Very [unintelligible]

SQ: I'm sorry.

Jess: Andy's being a dick most of the time.

SQ: Like how?

Jess: Andy is so weird, sometimes I just get very, very pissed off at him.

SQ: So why do you get so pissed off.

Jess: Because, like, when he does some stuff, it's just like, some of the things he does, like he'll flirt with me, and he'll flirt with Andy -- I mean not Andy, Scout-- and I'll be like 'what?'  And then he'll like say he's gonna do one thing and he never does it and...

SQ: Wait wait, so explain to me this stripper mario cart thing you were talking about that you played with him.

Jessi: Strip Mario Cart, it is where (and you can play this with any Mario Cart, but me and Andy play it on the Wii) it's where you play Mario Cart and play competitive round (with two people or more) and when somebody loses, all the losers have to take off an article of clothing.  Just like Strip Poker.

SQ: So did you guys just like, have a Mario Cart game at hand?

Jessi: Like he had Mario Cart for Wii, and I was just like 'awesome!'

SQ: I expected him to have Batman or something.

Jessi: What?

SQ: I would expect him to have Batman or something.

Jessi:  He has like a shitload of games.  You know what's the funny one, the one that I find kind of funny?  He has that like puppy one, and I'm just like 'oh god, Andy, you're so weird'.  And him and Ashley were like 'oh, how dare you call us weird, you're the one who's 12 and likes Andy' and I'm like, 'a lot of 12 year olds like Andy' and they're all like '[unintelligible, 4-syllables]'

SQ: Heheheh.

Jessi: A lot of 12 year olds like Andy, am I right?

SQ: It's more than 12, it's more like a range from like 9 to 50?  My mom's 44 and loves Andy.
I swear to god she's such a cougar, she'll walk around and be like, 'Next time we see Andy (which is warped tour) I'm gonna wear my sexy clothes) and I was like 'okay mother.'

Jessi: OMG that's kind of disturbing!

SQ: hehehehe.  We're seeing BlackVeiledBrides on Warped Tour, and then we're gonna follow them on tour and stuff.

Jessi:  Awesome.

SQ: So like, when was the last time you've seen Andy?

Jessi: The last time I saw Andy was... October.  Because he refuses to come down and see me.  He's like, 'oh it's so complicated here, why can't just just come down to Florida on a whim to see you?' And I'm like 'it's not on a whim if you actually plan it.' and he's just like 'I can't, I can't, I can't' and I'm just like 'Andy, you can, you just need to plan a little bit' and he's just like, 'well I'm here.'  and I'm just like, 'oh my god just shut up!' I haven't talked to him like since Thanksgiving.  Well not since Thanksgiving, I did talk to him a little bit --

(Interruption in call)

SQ: Aw man, it did it again.  Crap I just hung up on her.

(ringing x1)

Jessi:  You keep hanging up on me.

SQ: Sorry, I sincerely apologize I really do.  There's a button on my phone where the screen goes black, and it's usually when I'm texting when it does that, I'll press the red button which is the hangup button [to make the screen light up again, ostensibly for the purposes of recording this call] and that's not a good button to press when you're talkin on the phone.

Jessi:  But um, anyway... he just (groan) sometimes you know?

SQ: Yeah.

Jessi:  Like I still love him and everything.  You know?

SQ: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Jessi:  Things COULD get better but I don't think that they are gonna get better anytime soon.

SQ: Yeah?

Jessi: So I'm just like gonna take it as it comes... you know?  I don't really care about him anymore.  You know, he's just dick.

SQ: Heh.

Jessi:  He is, he's like...

SQ: Have you met Briton yet?  CC's new girlfriend?

Jessi: No, I have not met Briton yet.

SQ: How many times have you met CC?

Jessi: Like twice.

SQ: That's cool.  I've only met him once.

Jessi:  He's pretty odd.

SQ: He has a space in his teeth, I think that's adorable.

Jessi:  What?

SQ: I said he has a space in his teeth I think that's adorable.

Jessi:  Hmm.  Like, it's funny, I still have Andy's picture on my binder.  I have like Andy and Ashley's pic because... well, this is the weird thing:  It could be either Andy or Ashley's baby so...  You know?

SQ: Do your parents know about the baby?

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