Xtra P, your  kingsize a prick,
your mum has got kingsize lips
she wrapped them around my kingsize dick
suked it and gave it a kingsize lick
yeah we had kingsize fun
i stuck it in her kingsize bum
squirted a kingsize load of cum
thats Xtra P done.


Dan, who fuck is dan?
i'll kidnap your mum and your gran
chuck them in the back of a transit van
and blame it on man like dan
i'll punch dan in his face
to the forum you are a discrace
if you ever try and send for me...
you'll go missing without a trace


Certified, your a certified fool
i'll draw for the certified tool
i'll carv man down to size
like a munchkin in pre-school school
you cant handle my bars
i'm on levels way ahead
and if you ever try an mention my name
i'll leave man right in the red


Jakey, your fat like flubber
why didnt your mum use a rubber?
when she was shaggin your dad
oh no wait she was shaggin your brother
thats why when jakey was born
he popped out all deformed
he popped out 7 stone
left his mums vagina swollen and torn