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- !!!Greetings!!!Encoded By
- akumenang.com
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- There's a girl in this harbor town
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- And she works layin' whiskey down
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- They say,
- "Brandy, fetch another round"
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- 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,118
- And she serves them
- whiskey and wine
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- 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:25,250
- The sailors say
- "Brandy, you're a fine girl"
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- 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:29,259
- "What a good wife you would be"
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- 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,099
- - Come on!
- - Slow down!
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- This way, my river lily! Come on!
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- 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,315
- Where are you taking me?
- 10
- 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,483
- Come on, come on.
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- 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,780
- Look. Look!
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- 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,855
- Oh, it's beautiful!
- 13
- 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,121
- I was afraid
- it wouldn't take to the soil...
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- 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,533
- but it rooted quickly.
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- 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,371
- And soon, it'll be everywhere.
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- All across the universe.
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- 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,885
- Well, I don't know what
- you're talking about...
- 18
- 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,674
- but I like the way you say it.
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- My heart is yours...
- 20
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- Meredith Quill.
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- 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,756
- I can't believe I fell in love
- with a spaceman.
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- Showtime, a-holes!
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- 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,455
- It will be here any minute.
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- Which will be its loss.
- 25
- 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,073
- I thought your thing was a sword?
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- We've been hired
- to stop an interdimensional beast...
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- from feeding on those batteries,
- and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?
- 28
- 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,409
- It's just, swords were your thing
- and guns were mine.
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- 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,250
- But I guess we're both doing guns now.
- I just didn't know that.
- 30
- 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:32,748
- Drax, why aren't you wearing
- one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
- 31
- 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,261
- It hurts.
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- It hurts?
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- I have sensitive nipples.
- 34
- 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,348
- "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
- 35
- 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,104
- What about him? What's he doing?
- 36
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- I'm finishing this so we can listen to
- tunes while we work.
- 37
- 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,185
- How is that a priority?
- 38
- 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,733
- Blame Quill. He's the one
- who loves music so much.
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- 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,458
- No, I actually agree with Drax on this.
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- That's hardly important right now.
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- Okay. Sure, Quill.
- 42
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- No, seriously, I side with Drax.
- 43
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- No, I understand that.
- You're being very serious right now.
- 44
- 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,504
- I can clearly see you winking.
- 45
- 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,077
- Damn it. I'm using my left eye?
- 46
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- I am Groot.
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- They were not looking at you funny.
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- Well, that's intense.
- 49
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- Groot!
- 50
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- Groot, get out of the way!
- You're gonna get hurt!
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- 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,095
- Hi.
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- 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,805
- No! Spit it out!
- 53
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- Come on!
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- Disgusting!
- 55
- 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,040
- The beast's hide is too thick
- to be pierced from the outside.
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- 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,385
- I must cut through it from the inside.
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- Huh?
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- No, no! Drax, wait a minute!
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- Drax!
- 60
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- What is he doing?
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- 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,226
- He said the skin is too thick
- to be pierced from the outside, so he...
- 62
- 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,252
- - That doesn't make any sense!
- - I tried telling him that!
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- Skin is the same level of thickness
- from the inside as from the outside!
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- 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,614
- I realize that.
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- 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,412
- There is a cut on its neck.
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- 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,788
- Rocket, get it to look up.
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- 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,881
- Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!
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- 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,104
- Watch it, Quill!
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- Yes! I have single-handedly...
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- vanquished the beast!
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- 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,476
- What?
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- What are they called again?
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- Anulax batteries.
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- Harbulary batteries.
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- 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,498
- That's nothing like what I just said.
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- 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,469
- But they're worth
- thousands of units apiece...
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- 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,666
- which is why the Sovereign hired us
- to protect them.
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- 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,220
- Careful what you say around these
- folks. They're easily offended.
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- 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,175
- The cost of transgression is death.
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- We thank you, Guardians,
- for putting your lives on the line.
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- 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,694
- We could not risk the lives
- of our own Sovereign citizens.
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- 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:09,362
- Every citizen is born
- exactly as designed by the community.
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- 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,696
- Impeccable, both physically
- and mentally.
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- 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,033
- We control the DNA of our progeny...
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- germinating them in birthing pods.
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- 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,201
- I guess I prefer to make people
- the old-fashioned way.
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- 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,866
- Perhaps someday, you could give me
- a history lesson...
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- 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,545
- in the archaic ways of our ancestors.
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- 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,842
- For academic purposes.
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- I would be honored, yes.
- 91
- 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,966
- In the name of research...
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- I think that could be pretty...
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- repulsive.
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- 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,350
- I'm not into that kind of casual...
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- 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,557
- Oh, please.
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- 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:46,016
- Your people promised something
- in exchange for our services.
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- 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,478
- Bring it...
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- 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,228
- and we shall gladly
- be on our way.
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- 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,585
- Family reunion. Yay.
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- 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,249
- I understand she is your sister.
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- 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,708
- She's worth no more to me
- than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
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- Our soldiers apprehended her
- attempting to steal the batteries.
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- Do with her as you please.
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- 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,444
- We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
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- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,444
- What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?
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- My mother is from Earth.
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- And your father?
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- 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,780
- He ain't from Missouri.
- That's all I know.
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- I see it within you.
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- 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:45,122
- An unorthodox genealogy.
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- 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:49,499
- A hybrid that seems particularly...
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- reckless.
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- 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:56,128
- You know, they told me you people
- were conceited douchebags...
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- 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,926
- but that isn't true at all.
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- 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:04,814
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,985
- I'm using my wrong eye again,
- aren't I?
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- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,524
- I'm sorry. That was meant to be
- behind your back.
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- 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,243
- Count yourself blessed
- they didn't kill you.
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- 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,108
- You're telling me.
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- 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,487
- You wanna buy some batteries?
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- 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:33,166
- All right, let's get baldy to Xandar
- and collect that bounty.
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- 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,559
- That stuff about my father...
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- 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,734
- Who does she think she is?
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- 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,193
- I know you're sensitive about that.
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- 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,554
- I'm not sensitive about it.
- I just don't know who he is.
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- 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,243
- Sorry if it seemed like
- I was flirting with the High Priestess.
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- I wasn't.
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- 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,243
- I don't care if you were.
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- 00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,197
- Well, I feel like you do care.
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- 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,737
- That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
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- 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,081
- Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
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- Damn shadow.
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- 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,251
- There are two types of beings
- in the universe...
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- those who dance, and those who do not.
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- 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,255
- Mm-hmm.
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- 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,423
- I first met my beloved at a war rally.
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- 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,421
- Oh, God.
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- 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,552
- Everyone in the village flailed about,
- dancing.
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- 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,390
- Except one woman.
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- 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,098
- My Ovette.
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- 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,061
- I knew immediately
- she was the one for me.
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- 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,766
- The most melodic song in the world
- could be playing.
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- 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:16,613
- She wouldn't even tap her foot.
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- Wouldn't move a muscle.
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- 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,455
- One might assume she was dead.
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- 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,073
- That does sound pretty hot.
- 147
- 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,245
- It would
- make my nether regions engorge.
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- 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,289
- Okay. I get it, yes.
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- 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,253
- I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.
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- 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:35,083
- You just need to find a woman
- who is pathetic... like you.
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- 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:43,304
- I'm hungry.
- Hand me some of that yaro root.
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- 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,967
- No. It's not ripe yet...
- 153
- 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,135
- and I hate you.
- 154
- 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,513
- You hate me?
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- 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,349
- You left me there
- while you stole that stone for yourself.
- 156
- 00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,676
- And yet here you stand, a hero.
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- 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,691
- I will be free of these shackles
- soon enough, and I will kill you.
- 158
- 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,356
- I swear.
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- 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,653
- No.
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- 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,185
- You're gonna live out the rest of
- your days in a prison on Xandar...
- 161
- 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,781
- wishing you could.
- 162
- 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:11,661
- This is weird.
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- 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,681
- We've got a Sovereign
- fleet approaching from the rear.
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- 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,705
- Why would they do that?
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- 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,643
- Probably because Rocket stole
- some of their batteries.
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- Dude!
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- 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:18,998
- Right.
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- He didn't steal some of those.
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- 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,785
- I don't know why they're after us.
- What a mystery this is.
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- What were you thinking?
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- 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,788
- Dude, they were really easy to steal!
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- 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,192
- - That's your defense?
- - Come on!
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- 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,685
- You saw how that High Priestess
- talked down to us.
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- 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,528
- Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
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- 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,900
- I didn't realize your motivation
- was altruism.
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- 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,671
- It's really a shame the Sovereign
- have mistaken your intentions...
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- 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,379
- - and they're trying to kill us.
- - Exactly!
- 178
- 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,164
- I was being sarcastic!
- 179
- 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,367
- Oh, no!
- 180
- 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,937
- You're supposed to use
- a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!
- 181
- 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,648
- Can we put the bickering on hold...
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- 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,708
- until after we survive
- this massive space battle?
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- 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,537
- - More incoming!
- - Good!
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- 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,212
- I wanna kill some guys!
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- 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,394
- You're not killing anyone.
- 186
- 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,266
- All those ships are remotely piloted.
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- 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,686
- Damn it!
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- 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,201
- What is the delay, Admiral?
- 189
- 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:35,406
- High Priestess, the batteries, they are
- exceptionally combustible...
- 190
- 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:36,890
- and could destroy the entire fleet.
- 191
- 00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:39,624
- Our concern is their slight
- against our people.
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- 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,455
- We hired them and they steal from us.
- 193
- 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,088
- It is heresy of the highest order.
- 194
- 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,975
- All command modules...
- 195
- 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,715
- fire with the intent to kill.
- 196
- 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,935
- What's the nearest habitable planet?
- 197
- 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,282
- It's called Berhert.
- 198
- 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,073
- - How many jumps?
- - Only one.
- 199
- 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:11,317
- But the access point is 47 clicks away.
- 200
- 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,330
- And you have to go through
- that quantum asteroid field.
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- 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,072
- Quill, to make it through that...
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- 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,940
- you'd have to be the greatest pilot
- in the universe.
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- 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:27,964
- Lucky for us, I...
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- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,631
- I am.
- 205
- 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,152
- What are you doing?
- 206
- 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,323
- I've been flying this rig
- since I was 10 years old.
- 207
- 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,532
- I was cybernetically engineered
- to pilot a spacecraft.
- 208
- 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,324
- You were cybernetically engineered
- to be a douchebag!
- 209
- 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:52,822
- Stop it.
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- 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,801
- Later on tonight, you're gonna be
- laying down in your bed...
- 211
- 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,970
- and there's gonna be something
- squishy in your pillow case.
- 212
- 00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,513
- And you're gonna be like,
- "What's this?"
- 213
- 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,417
- And it's gonna be because
- I put a turd in there!
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- 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,209
- You put your turd in my bed,
- I shave you.
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- 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,786
- It won't be my turd.
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- 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,341
- It will be Drax's.
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- 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,800
- I have famously huge turds.
- 218
- 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,337
- We're about to die,
- and this is what we're discussing?
- 219
- 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,014
- Son of a...
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- 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,642
- Dude! Seriously!
- 221
- 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,350
- Hey! Let me...
- 222
- 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,029
- Idiots!
- 223
- 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,081
- Well, that's what you get
- when Quill flies.
- 224
- 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,828
- We still have a Sovereign
- craft behind us.
- 225
- 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,498
- Our weapons are down.
- 226
- 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,710
- 20 clicks to the jump!
- 227
- 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:54,884
- Hold on.
- 228
- 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,233
- It's not ripe.
- 229
- 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:17,242
- Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
- 230
- 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,544
- Yes!
- 231
- 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,712
- 15 clicks to the jump!
- 232
- 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,254
- Come on!
- 233
- 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,593
- Keep going!
- 234
- 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,019
- 10 clicks!
- 235
- 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,355
- Die, spaceship!
- 236
- 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,453
- You suck, Zylak.
- 237
- 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:57,613
- Typical.
- 238
- 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,367
- Five clicks!
- 239
- 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,674
- Son of a...
- 240
- 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,996
- They went around the field!
- 241
- 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,639
- Someone destroyed all our ships!
- 242
- 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,021
- What?
- 243
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,685
- Who?
- 244
- 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,071
- One click!
- 245
- 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,987
- - What is that?
- - Who cares?
- 246
- 00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,526
- That's the jump point! Go!
- 247
- 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:46,003
- It's a guy.
- 248
- 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,000
- Oh, my God.
- 249
- 00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:55,551
- He's still out there?
- 250
- 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,829
- Groot, put your seatbelt on!
- 251
- 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:27,999
- Prepare for a really bad landing!
- 252
- 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,580
- That was awesome!
- 253
- 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,082
- Yes!
- 254
- 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,417
- Look at this!
- 255
- 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,761
- Where is the other half of our ship?
- 256
- 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:19,922
- My ship.
- 257
- 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:23,720
- Either one of you could have gotten us
- through that field... Had you flown
- 258
- 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:26,756
- with what's between your ears
- instead of what's between your legs!
- 259
- 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,177
- If what's between my legs
- had a hand on it...
- 260
- 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,480
- I guarantee I could have landed
- this ship with it.
- 261
- 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:35,415
- Peter, we almost died
- because of your arrogance.
- 262
- 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,069
- More like because he stole...
- 263
- 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,442
- the Anulax batteries!
- 264
- 00:22:38,609 --> 00:22:40,779
- They're called Harbulary batteries.
- 265
- 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,454
- No, they're not!
- 266
- 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,489
- Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch?
- 267
- 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,720
- I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
- 268
- 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,703
- I did it because I wanted to!
- 269
- 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:49,619
- Dick.
- 270
- 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,576
- What are we even
- talking about this for?
- 271
- 00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:54,367
- We just had a little man save us
- by blowing up 50 ships!
- 272
- 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,541
- How little?
- 273
- 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,464
- Well, I don't know, like this?
- 274
- 00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,458
- A little one-inch man saved us?
- 275
- 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,870
- Well, if he got closer,
- I'm sure he would be much larger.
- 276
- 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,297
- That's how eyesight works,
- you stupid raccoon.
- 277
- 00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:05,888
- Don't call me a raccoon!
- 278
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,681
- I'm sorry. I took it too far.
- 279
- 00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,855
- I meant trash panda.
- 280
- 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,393
- Is that better?
- 281
- 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,563
- I don't know.
- 282
- 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,940
- It's worse. It's so much worse.
- 283
- 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,397
- You son of a...
- 284
- 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,277
- Hey!
- 285
- 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,879
- - I've had it with you!
- - No! Back up!
- 286
- 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,653
- Someone followed you through
- the jump point.
- 287
- 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:28,912
- Set me free, you'll need my help.
- 288
- 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,156
- I'm not a fool, Nebula.
- 289
- 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,388
- You are a fool if you deprive yourself
- a hand in combat.
- 290
- 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,723
- You'll attack me
- the moment I let you go.
- 291
- 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,747
- No, I won't.
- 292
- 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:38,135
- You'd think an evil supervillain
- would learn how to properly lie.
- 293
- 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,383
- I bet it's the one-inch man.
- 294
- 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:16,044
- After all these years, I've found you.
- 295
- 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,498
- And who the hell are you?
- 296
- 00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:22,503
- I figured my rugged good looks
- would make that obvious.
- 297
- 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,879
- My name is Ego...
- 298
- 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,761
- and I'm your dad, Peter.
- 299
- 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:46,702
- You know what they say...
- 300
- 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,822
- "You're out of luck
- until you've gone duck."
- 301
- 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:17,978
- Yondu!
- 302
- 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,685
- Come on down!
- 303
- 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:34,494
- After going around years in circles...
- 304
- 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,450
- with this woman I end up marrying.
- 305
- 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,330
- I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...
- 306
- 00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:40,918
- "but you're losing your mind!"
- 307
- 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,043
- Then again, she's always
- been that way.
- 308
- 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,960
- I could never trust her. You know?
- 309
- 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,208
- Stakar.
- 310
- 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,184
- It's been some time.
- 311
- 00:25:56,223 --> 00:26:00,233
- It seems like this establishment
- is the wrong kind of disreputable.
- 312
- 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:07,285
- - Sir!
- - Stakar!
- 313
- 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,782
- There's a hundred Ravager factions.
- 314
- 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:12,995
- You lost the business of 99 of them
- by serving one.
- 315
- 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,656
- Please, sir. Please!
- 316
- 00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,205
- Get away from me.
- 317
- 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,328
- You can go to hell then!
- 318
- 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,751
- I don't give a damn
- what you think of me!
- 319
- 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,877
- So what are you following us for?
- 320
- 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,525
- Because you're gonna listen to
- what I gotta say!
- 321
- 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:33,339
- I don't gotta listen to nothing!
- You betrayed the code!
- 322
- 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,350
- Ravagers don't deal in kids.
- 323
- 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:38,432
- I told you before!
- I didn't know what was going on!
- 324
- 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:41,244
- You didn't know because you didn't
- want to know because it made you rich.
- 325
- 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:45,608
- I demand a seat at the table!
- I wear these flames, same as you.
- 326
- 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,862
- You may dress like us...
- 327
- 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,535
- but you'll never hear the Horns
- of Freedom when you die, Yondu.
- 328
- 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:52,534
- And the Colors of Ogord...
- 329
- 00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:56,116
- will never flash over your grave.
- 330
- 00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:58,699
- If you think...
- 331
- 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,040
- I take pleasure in exiling you...
- 332
- 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,541
- you're wrong.
- 333
- 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:10,631
- You broke all our hearts.
- 334
- 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,563
- Pathetic.
- 335
- 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,732
- First, Quill betrays us...
- 336
- 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:34,151
- and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.
- 337
- 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:37,452
- We followed him
- because he was the one...
- 338
- 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:40,116
- who wasn't afraid
- to do what needed to be done.
- 339
- 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,615
- Seems he's goin' soft.
- 340
- 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,580
- If he's so soft,
- why are you whispering?
- 341
- 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,996
- You know I'm right, Kraglin.
- 342
- 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:52,588
- You best be very careful
- what you say about our captain.
- 343
- 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,256
- Who the hell is that?
- 344
- 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:36,049
- Yondu Udonta...
- 345
- 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,893
- I have a proposition for you.
- 346
- 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,506
- I hired Yondu to pick you up...
- 347
- 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,720
- when your mother passed away.
- 348
- 00:28:43,891 --> 00:28:45,731
- But instead of returning you...
- 349
- 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,643
- Yondu kept you.
- 350
- 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,521
- I have no clue as to why.
- 351
- 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,983
- Well, I'll tell you why.
- 352
- 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:55,190
- Because I was a
- skinny little kid who
- 353
- 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:56,337
- could squeeze into
- places adults couldn't.
- 354
- 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,821
- It made it easier for thievin'.
- 355
- 00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:01,318
- Well, I've been trying to track you down
- ever since.
- 356
- 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:03,449
- I thought Yondu was your father.
- 357
- 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,659
- What? We've been together
- this whole time...
- 358
- 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,619
- and you thought Yondu
- was my actual blood relative?
- 359
- 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,000
- You look exactly alike.
- 360
- 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,837
- One's blue!
- 361
- 00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:15,132
- No, he's not my father!
- 362
- 00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:17,717
- Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
- 363
- 00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:19,819
- kicked the crap out of me
- so I could learn to fight...
- 364
- 00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:21,893
- and kept me in terror by
- threatening to eat me.
- 365
- 00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:23,354
- - Eat you?
- - Yeah.
- 366
- 00:29:23,514 --> 00:29:25,644
- That son of a bitch.
- 367
- 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,177
- How'd you locate us now?
- 368
- 00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:30,903
- Even where I reside,
- out past the edge of what's known...
- 369
- 00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:33,573
- we've heard tell about the man
- they call Star-Lord.
- 370
- 00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:36,032
- What say we head out there right now?
- 371
- 00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:38,833
- Your associates are welcome.
- Even that triangle-faced monkey there.
- 372
- 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:40,906
- I promise you...
- 373
- 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,490
- it's unlike any other place
- you've ever seen.
- 374
- 00:29:44,201 --> 00:29:45,371
- And there...
- 375
- 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:49,659
- I can explain
- your very special heritage.
- 376
- 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,714
- Finally get to be...
- 377
- 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:55,546
- the father I've always wanted to be.
- 378
- 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:58,547
- Excuse me.
- 379
- 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,379
- I've gotta take a whiz.
- 380
- 00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:08,387
- I'm not buying it.
- 381
- 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:12,231
- Let's go take a walk.
- 382
- 00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,452
- I am Mantis.
- 383
- 00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:25,741
- What are you doing?
- 384
- 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,289
- Smiling.
- 385
- 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,620
- I hear it is the thing to do
- to make people like you.
- 386
- 00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:33,747
- Not if you do it like that.
- 387
- 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,049
- I was raised alone on Ego's planet.
- 388
- 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:42,933
- I do not understand
- the intricacies of social interaction.
- 389
- 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:48,892
- Can I pet your puppy?
- It is adorable.
- 390
- 00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:52,767
- Yes.
- 391
- 00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:05,777
- That is called a practical joke!
- 392
- 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,082
- I liked it very much!
- 393
- 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,906
- I just made it up!
- 394
- 00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:16,918
- Give me a break!
- 395
- 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:20,106
- After all this time, you're gonna
- show up, and all of a sudden...
- 396
- 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,970
- - you wanna be my dad?
- - I hear you.
- 397
- 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:24,132
- And by the way, this could be a trap.
- 398
- 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:25,841
- The Kree purists, the Ravagers...
- 399
- 00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,681
- - they all want us dead.
- - I know, but...
- 400
- 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:28,846
- But what?
- 401
- 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:31,432
- What was that story you told me
- about Zardu Hasselfrau?
- 402
- 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,600
- Who?
- 403
- 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:33,984
- He owned a magic boat?
- 404
- 00:31:35,938 --> 00:31:37,148
- David Hasselhoff?
- 405
- 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:38,314
- Right.
- 406
- 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:40,437
- Not a magic boat. A talking car.
- 407
- 00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:41,649
- Why did he talk again?
- 408
- 00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:45,278
- To help him fight crime,
- and to be supportive.
- 409
- 00:31:45,447 --> 00:31:47,987
- As a child, you would carry his picture
- in your pocket...
- 410
- 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,878
- and you would tell
- all the other children...
- 411
- 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,155
- that he was your father,
- but that he was out of town.
- 412
- 00:31:52,329 --> 00:31:54,869
- Shooting Knight Rider
- or touring with his band in Germany.
- 413
- 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,519
- I told you that when I was drunk.
- Why are you bringing that up now?
- 414
- 00:31:57,543 --> 00:31:58,543
- I love that story.
- 415
- 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,670
- I hate that story.
- 416
- 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,378
- It's so sad!
- 417
- 00:32:03,173 --> 00:32:07,553
- As a kid, I used to see all the other kids
- off playing catch with their dad.
- 418
- 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:10,389
- And I wanted that,
- more than anything in the world!
- 419
- 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,849
- That's my point, Peter.
- 420
- 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,564
- What if this man is your Hasselhoff?
- 421
- 00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:21,522
- If he ends up being evil...
- 422
- 00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:24,531
- we will just kill him.
- 423
- 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,084
- You're leaving me with that fox?
- 424
- 00:32:34,246 --> 00:32:35,406
- He's not a fox.
- 425
- 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:37,581
- Shoot her
- if she does anything suspicious.
- 426
- 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:41,037
- - Or if you feel like it.
- - Okay.
- 427
- 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:44,592
- It'll be just a couple of days.
- 428
- 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,546
- We'll be back before Rocket's finished
- fixing the ship.
- 429
- 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,676
- What if the Sovereign come?
- 430
- 00:32:52,848 --> 00:32:54,928
- There's no way for them to know
- we're here. Let's go.
- 431
- 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,688
- I'm uncertain about parting ways.
- 432
- 00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:58,402
- God, you're like an old woman.
- 433
- 00:32:58,562 --> 00:33:00,272
- Because I'm wise?
- 434
- 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:03,191
- Why do you have so much luggage?
- 435
- 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,528
- I don't want Groot playing
- with my things.
- 436
- 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:11,242
- I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick
- as you, orphan boy.
- 437
- 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:17,083
- What is your goal here?
- To get everybody to hate you?
- 438
- 00:33:17,873 --> 00:33:19,923
- Because it's working.
- 439
- 00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:28,595
- And if you don't love me now
- You will never love me again
- 440
- 00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:34,763
- I can still hear you saying
- You would never break the chain
- 441
- 00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:37,932
- And if you don't love me now
- 442
- 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,231
- You will never love me again
- 443
- 00:33:41,396 --> 00:33:45,276
- I can still hear you saying
- 444
- 00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:47,492
- You would never break the chain
- 445
- 00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:50,783
- And if you don't love me now
- 446
- 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:53,658
- You will never love me again
- 447
- 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:56,785
- I can still hear you saying
- 448
- 00:33:56,954 --> 00:34:00,504
- You would never break the chain
- 449
- 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:09,299
- Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
- 450
- 00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:13,636
- No one has ever asked me
- a personal question.
- 451
- 00:34:13,971 --> 00:34:15,511
- Your antennae, what are they for?
- 452
- 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:17,181
- Their purpose?
- 453
- 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,137
- Yes. Quill and I have a bet.
- 454
- 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:21,519
- Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
- 455
- 00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:23,559
- I say...
- 456
- 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,070
- if you are about to go through
- a doorway that is too low...
- 457
- 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,993
- your antennae will feel this,
- and keep you from being decapitated.
- 458
- 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,322
- Right. And if it's anything
- other than...
- 459
- 00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:34,908
- you specifically not being decapitated
- by a doorway, I win.
- 460
- 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:37,575
- They are not for feeling doorways.
- 461
- 00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,536
- I think...
- 462
- 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,496
- they have something
- to do with my empathic abilities.
- 463
- 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,084
- What are those?
- 464
- 00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:48,669
- If I touch someone,
- I can feel their feelings.
- 465
- 00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:51,416
- - You read minds?
- - No.
- 466
- 00:34:51,592 --> 00:34:53,892
- Telepaths know thoughts.
- 467
- 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:56,552
- Empaths feel feelings.
- 468
- 00:34:57,848 --> 00:34:58,848
- Emotions.
- 469
- 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:02,521
- May I?
- 470
- 00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:05,112
- All right.
- 471
- 00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:15,873
- You feel love.
- 472
- 00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:20,411
- Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
- unselfish love for just about everybody.
- 473
- 00:35:20,579 --> 00:35:21,709
- No!
- 474
- 00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,872
- Romantic, sexual love.
- 475
- 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,381
- No, I don't.
- 476
- 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:27,212
- - For her!
- - No!
- 477
- 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:31,757
- Okay.
- 478
- 00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:36,888
- She just told everyone your deepest,
- darkest secret!
- 479
- 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:39,394
- Dude, I think
- you're overreacting a little bit!
- 480
- 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:40,926
- You must be so embarrassed!
- 481
- 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,650
- Do me! Do me!
- 482
- 00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:54,902
- I have never felt such humor!
- 483
- 00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,448
- So unbelievably uncool.
- 484
- 00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:02,997
- Quill.
- 485
- 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:09,592
- Touch me, and the only thing
- you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
- 486
- 00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:18,645
- I can also alter emotions
- to some extent.
- 487
- 00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:19,804
- Yeah, like what?
- 488
- 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,677
- If I touch someone who is sad...
- 489
- 00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:26,601
- I can ease them into contentment
- for a short while.
- 490
- 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:30,610
- I can make a stubborn
- person compliant.
- 491
- 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:33,784
- But I mostly use it
- to help my master sleep.
- 492
- 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:37,784
- He lies awake at night
- thinking about his progeny.
- 493
- 00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,202
- Do one of those on me.
- 494
- 00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:47,456
- Sleep.
- 495
- 00:37:40,219 --> 00:37:41,759
- I love this song.
- 496
- 00:38:13,544 --> 00:38:14,884
- There!
- 497
- 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:37,707
- Ain't so tough now without
- all your toys...
- 498
- 00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:38,878
- are you?
- 499
- 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,129
- Move!
- 500
- 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,070
- Crap.
- 501
- 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:07,995
- Hey there, rat!
- 502
- 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:10,618
- How's it going, you blue idiot?
- 503
- 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:13,084
- Not so bad.
- 504
- 00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:15,617
- We got ourselves a pretty good
- little gig here.
- 505
- 00:40:15,791 --> 00:40:18,591
- This golden gal with
- quite a high opinion of herself...
- 506
- 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:22,672
- has offered us a large sum to deliver
- you and your pals over to her...
- 507
- 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,470
- because she wants to kill y'all.
- 508
- 00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:26,844
- Your friend...
- 509
- 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,640
- There's too many of them.
- 510
- 00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:32,024
- He needs my help.
- If you care about him...
- 511
- 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:34,932
- you need to get me out of these bonds.
- 512
- 00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:37,347
- They are going to kill him!
- 513
- 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,691
- I tell you, it was pretty easy
- to find you.
- 514
- 00:40:39,857 --> 00:40:41,817
- I put a tracer
- on your ship back there...
- 515
- 00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:43,364
- during the war over Xandar.
- 516
- 00:40:43,861 --> 00:40:46,201
- Give me your word
- you won't hurt Groot...
- 517
- 00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:48,373
- and I'll tell you
- where the batteries are.
- 518
- 00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:51,526
- Lucky for you, my word
- don't mean squat.
- 519
- 00:40:51,994 --> 00:40:54,294
- Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
- 520
- 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:55,794
- Otherwise, you'd what?
- 521
- 00:40:56,957 --> 00:40:58,327
- We'll take them batteries.
- 522
- 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,050
- They're worth what?
- A quarter mill on the open market?
- 523
- 00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:04,552
- That Priestess offered us a million.
- 524
- 00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:07,385
- A quarter is only one third of that!
- 525
- 00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:08,721
- A quarter ain't a third.
- 526
- 00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:10,716
- A quarter is 25.
- 527
- 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:11,888
- No.
- 528
- 00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,392
- We can't even buy a pair of boots
- with 25 units.
- 529
- 00:41:14,558 --> 00:41:15,388
- Enough!
- 530
- 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:20,519
- The point is, we ain't stupid enough
- to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
- 531
- 00:41:20,898 --> 00:41:23,398
- The whole dang Nova Corps
- would be on us.
- 532
- 00:41:23,567 --> 00:41:25,487
- That ain't right!
- 533
- 00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:29,316
- I just gotta say it
- this one time, Captain.
- 534
- 00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:31,739
- No matter how many times
- Quill betrays you...
- 535
- 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:34,739
- you protect him
- like none of the rest of us much matter!
- 536
- 00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:35,912
- Yeah!
- 537
- 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:37,579
- I'm the one what sticks up for you!
- 538
- 00:41:37,748 --> 00:41:38,748
- Take it easy, Kraglin.
- 539
- 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,416
- Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.
- 540
- 00:41:41,585 --> 00:41:44,715
- Suppose it's time for a change
- in leadership.
- 541
- 00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:51,968
- Put your damn guns down!
- 542
- 00:41:52,137 --> 00:41:53,387
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 543
- 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:57,015
- There must be some kind of
- peaceful resolution to this, fellas.
- 544
- 00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,064
- Or even a violent one
- where I'm standing over there.
- 545
- 00:42:19,122 --> 00:42:20,792
- Well, hello, boys.
- 546
- 00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:28,173
- It's not ripe.
- 547
- 00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:16,219
- Welcome, everyone, to my world.
- 548
- 00:43:16,388 --> 00:43:18,808
- Wow. You have your own planet?
- 549
- 00:43:18,974 --> 00:43:22,774
- Come on.
- No larger than your Earth's Moon.
- 550
- 00:43:22,978 --> 00:43:24,478
- Humility.
- 551
- 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,016
- I like it.
- 552
- 00:43:26,398 --> 00:43:28,858
- I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
- 553
- 00:44:11,235 --> 00:44:15,325
- You own a planet and can destroy
- two dozen spaceships without a suit.
- 554
- 00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:17,779
- What are you exactly?
- 555
- 00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:22,291
- I'm what's called
- a Celestial, sweetheart.
- 556
- 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:26,119
- A Celestial, like a god?
- 557
- 00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:29,713
- Small "g," son.
- 558
- 00:44:29,878 --> 00:44:32,708
- At least on the days
- I'm feeling humble as Drax.
- 559
- 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:45,351
- Whoa!
- 560
- 00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:50,517
- I don't know where I came from exactly.
- 561
- 00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,691
- First thing I remember is flickering...
- 562
- 00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:55,147
- adrift in the cosmos utterly...
- 563
- 00:44:56,113 --> 00:44:58,663
- and entirely alone.
- 564
- 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:01,621
- Over millions of years...
- 565
- 00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:05,325
- I learned to control the molecules
- around me.
- 566
- 00:45:05,664 --> 00:45:08,834
- I grew smarter and stronger.
- 567
- 00:45:10,794 --> 00:45:13,764
- And I continued building from there...
- 568
- 00:45:13,922 --> 00:45:16,012
- layer by layer...
- 569
- 00:45:16,175 --> 00:45:18,805
- the very planet you walk on now.
- 570
- 00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:20,259
- Whoa.
- 571
- 00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:22,098
- But I wanted more.
- 572
- 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,893
- I desired...
- 573
- 00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:26,564
- meaning.
- 574
- 00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:31,688
- "There must be some life out there
- in the universe...
- 575
- 00:45:31,857 --> 00:45:34,647
- "besides just me," I thought.
- 576
- 00:45:34,818 --> 00:45:38,818
- And so, I set myself the task
- of finding it.
- 577
- 00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:40,616
- I created...
- 578
- 00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:44,412
- what I imagined biological life
- to be like...
- 579
- 00:45:44,578 --> 00:45:48,328
- down to the most minute detail.
- 580
- 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,748
- Did you make a penis?
- 581
- 00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:52,168
- Dude!
- 582
- 00:45:52,336 --> 00:45:53,496
- What is wrong with you?
- 583
- 00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:56,760
- If he is a planet, how could he
- make a baby with your mother?
- 584
- 00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:57,924
- He would smush her!
- 585
- 00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:02,295
- I don't need to hear how my parents...
- 586
- 00:46:03,514 --> 00:46:04,514
- Why?
- 587
- 00:46:05,307 --> 00:46:07,557
- My father would tell the
- story of impregnating
- 588
- 00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:09,023
- my mother every winter solstice.
- 589
- 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:10,481
- That's disgusting.
- 590
- 00:46:10,646 --> 00:46:12,106
- It was beautiful.
- 591
- 00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:14,897
- You Earthers have hang-ups.
- 592
- 00:46:15,442 --> 00:46:17,572
- Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
- 593
- 00:46:18,403 --> 00:46:19,403
- Thank you!
- 594
- 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:20,741
- It's not half bad.
- 595
- 00:46:22,533 --> 00:46:26,083
- I've also got pain receptors,
- and a digestive system...
- 596
- 00:46:26,245 --> 00:46:28,045
- and all the accompanying junk.
- 597
- 00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:33,127
- I wanted to experience
- what it truly meant to be human...
- 598
- 00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:36,303
- as I set out amongst the stars...
- 599
- 00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:39,134
- until I found...
- 600
- 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:41,009
- what I sought.
- 601
- 00:46:42,553 --> 00:46:43,723
- Life.
- 602
- 00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,892
- I was not alone in the universe
- after all.
- 603
- 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:56,436
- When did you meet my mother?
- 604
- 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:02,362
- Not long after.
- 605
- 00:47:08,036 --> 00:47:12,706
- It was with Meredith
- that I first experienced love.
- 606
- 00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:19,757
- I called her my river lily.
- 607
- 00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:26,642
- And from that love, Peter...
- 608
- 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:31,394
- you.
- 609
- 00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:42,202
- I have searched for you for so long.
- 610
- 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:45,490
- And when I heard of a man from Earth...
- 611
- 00:47:45,657 --> 00:47:49,407
- who held an Infinity Stone
- in his hand without dying...
- 612
- 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:54,213
- I knew you must be the son
- of the woman I loved.
- 613
- 00:47:55,709 --> 00:47:58,129
- If you loved her, why did you leave her?
- 614
- 00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,071
- This is mutiny!
- 615
- 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:24,150
- This is mutiny!
- 616
- 00:48:24,321 --> 00:48:26,911
- This is mutiny!
- 617
- 00:48:38,669 --> 00:48:40,089
- You're scum!
- 618
- 00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:16,831
- Captain!
- 619
- 00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:19,384
- Help me! Please!
- 620
- 00:49:19,543 --> 00:49:21,133
- Captain!
- 621
- 00:49:24,381 --> 00:49:26,131
- You're the one what killed those men...
- 622
- 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:28,505
- by leading them down the wrong path.
- 623
- 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:31,096
- Because you're weak.
- 624
- 00:49:33,473 --> 00:49:35,063
- And stupid!
- 625
- 00:49:37,102 --> 00:49:39,062
- It's time for the Ravagers...
- 626
- 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:43,069
- to rise once again to glory
- with a new captain...
- 627
- 00:49:43,859 --> 00:49:45,529
- Taserface!
- 628
- 00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:56,832
- I'm sorry. Your name is...
- 629
- 00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:58,707
- It's Taserface?
- 630
- 00:49:59,124 --> 00:50:00,424
- That's right.
- 631
- 00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:03,172
- Do you shoot tasers out of your face?
- 632
- 00:50:03,795 --> 00:50:05,665
- It's metaphorical!
- 633
- 00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:06,839
- Yeah!
- 634
- 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:11,344
- For what?
- 635
- 00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:16,219
- For it is a name what strikes fear...
- 636
- 00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:19,191
- into the hearts of anyone what hears it.
- 637
- 00:50:21,855 --> 00:50:23,105
- Okay.
- 638
- 00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:24,900
- Okay...
- 639
- 00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:26,317
- whatever you say.
- 640
- 00:50:26,818 --> 00:50:28,068
- You shut up.
- 641
- 00:50:28,237 --> 00:50:29,527
- You're next.
- 642
- 00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:33,911
- Udonta, I have waited
- a long time to do...
- 643
- 00:50:34,076 --> 00:50:35,076
- What?
- 644
- 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:39,123
- I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
- 645
- 00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:42,289
- I just keep imagining you
- waking up in the morning, sir...
- 646
- 00:50:42,459 --> 00:50:45,459
- looking in the mirror and then
- in all seriousness saying to yourself...
- 647
- 00:50:45,629 --> 00:50:49,339
- "You know what would be
- a really kick-ass name? Taserface!"
- 648
- 00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:54,355
- That's how I hear you in my head!
- 649
- 00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:57,308
- What was your second choice?
- 650
- 00:50:57,474 --> 00:50:58,524
- Scrotum Hat?
- 651
- 00:51:01,645 --> 00:51:04,235
- New plan. We're killing you first.
- 652
- 00:51:05,649 --> 00:51:08,739
- Well, dying is certainly better
- than having to live an entire life...
- 653
- 00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:12,822
- as a moronic shitbag who thinks
- Taserface is a cool name.
- 654
- 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:15,910
- That's enough killing for today.
- 655
- 00:51:19,872 --> 00:51:21,502
- She's the daughter of Thanos.
- 656
- 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:25,957
- I thought you were the biggest sadist
- in the galaxy.
- 657
- 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:28,916
- That was when Daddy
- was paying my bills.
- 658
- 00:51:29,089 --> 00:51:32,679
- The Priestess wants to
- kill the fox herself.
- 659
- 00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:35,853
- And he has bounties on his head
- in at least 12 Kree provinces.
- 660
- 00:51:37,514 --> 00:51:38,894
- I assure you...
- 661
- 00:51:39,057 --> 00:51:41,847
- I am not as easy a mark as an old man
- without his magic stick...
- 662
- 00:51:42,019 --> 00:51:43,899
- or a talking woodland beast.
- 663
- 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:47,192
- I want 10% of the take...
- 664
- 00:51:48,859 --> 00:51:50,569
- and a couple more things.
- 665
- 00:51:52,404 --> 00:51:54,034
- We got a whole box of hands...
- 666
- 00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:56,028
- - if that one don't work out.
- - It is fine.
- 667
- 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,410
- You think them Kree
- is gonna execute the captain?
- 668
- 00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:03,788
- The Kree consider themselves merciful.
- It will be painless.
- 669
- 00:52:03,957 --> 00:52:07,377
- Well, here it is.
- It's the best ship we got.
- 670
- 00:52:07,544 --> 00:52:09,214
- Location of Ego's planet in the nav.
- 671
- 00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:11,719
- We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
- 672
- 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:14,052
- What are you gonna
- do with your share?
- 673
- 00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:15,797
- As a child, my father would have
- 674
- 00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:19,136
- Gamora and me battle
- one another in training.
- 675
- 00:52:19,932 --> 00:52:22,232
- Every time my sister prevailed...
- 676
- 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:25,732
- my father would replace a piece of me
- with machinery...
- 677
- 00:52:25,896 --> 00:52:28,566
- claiming he wanted me to be her equal.
- 678
- 00:52:29,650 --> 00:52:31,480
- But she won...
- 679
- 00:52:31,652 --> 00:52:36,492
- again and again, and again,
- never once refraining.
- 680
- 00:52:38,075 --> 00:52:40,455
- So after I murder my sister...
- 681
- 00:52:40,619 --> 00:52:43,829
- I will buy a warship with
- every conceivable instrument of death.
- 682
- 00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:47,627
- I will hunt my father like a dog,
- and I will tear him apart slowly...
- 683
- 00:52:47,793 --> 00:52:49,253
- piece by piece...
- 684
- 00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:52,799
- until he knows some semblance
- of the profound and unceasing pain...
- 685
- 00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:56,135
- I know every single day.
- 686
- 00:52:57,928 --> 00:52:59,258
- Yeah.
- 687
- 00:52:59,763 --> 00:53:01,603
- I was talking about,
- like, a pretty necklace.
- 688
- 00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:04,269
- Or a nice hat.
- 689
- 00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:07,274
- Something to make the other girls go,
- "Ooh, that's nice!"
- 690
- 00:53:11,108 --> 00:53:14,278
- Anyways, happy trails.
- 691
- 00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:25,659
- My mother told everyone
- my father was from the stars.
- 692
- 00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:29,832
- She had brain cancer, so
- everyone thought she was delusional.
- 693
- 00:53:30,002 --> 00:53:31,002
- Peter...
- 694
- 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,106
- Listen, I'd love to believe all of this,
- I really would.
- 695
- 00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:34,460
- But you left...
- 696
- 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:37,511
- the most wonderful woman ever...
- 697
- 00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:39,136
- to die alone.
- 698
- 00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:42,723
- I didn't want to
- leave your mother, Peter.
- 699
- 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:45,060
- If I don't return regularly
- to my planet...
- 700
- 00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:46,635
- and the light within it...
- 701
- 00:53:46,810 --> 00:53:48,310
- this form will wither and perish.
- 702
- 00:53:48,478 --> 00:53:50,518
- So why didn't you come back?
- Why did you send Yondu?
- 703
- 00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:52,649
- A criminal, of all people,
- to come and fetch me?
- 704
- 00:53:53,025 --> 00:53:54,905
- I loved your mother, Peter!
- 705
- 00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:57,488
- I couldn't stand to set foot
- on an Earth...
- 706
- 00:53:57,654 --> 00:54:00,494
- where she wasn't living!
- You can't imagine what that's like!
- 707
- 00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:03,077
- I know exactly what that feels like!
- 708
- 00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:04,993
- I had to watch her die!
- 709
- 00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:13,504
- Over the millions and millions of years
- of my existence...
- 710
- 00:54:13,670 --> 00:54:16,170
- I've made many mistakes, Peter.
- 711
- 00:54:17,007 --> 00:54:19,217
- But you're not one of them.
- 712
- 00:54:21,011 --> 00:54:24,761
- Please give me the chance to be
- the father she would want me to be.
- 713
- 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:34,770
- There's so much that I need to
- teach you about this planet...
- 714
- 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:36,692
- and the light within.
- 715
- 00:54:37,027 --> 00:54:40,197
- They are a part of you, Peter.
- 716
- 00:54:41,073 --> 00:54:42,743
- What do you mean?
- 717
- 00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:45,454
- Give me your hands, son.
- 718
- 00:54:46,411 --> 00:54:47,541
- Here.
- 719
- 00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:50,293
- Hold them like that.
- 720
- 00:54:56,213 --> 00:54:59,053
- Now, close your eyes and concentrate.
- 721
- 00:55:00,217 --> 00:55:03,257
- Take your brain
- to the center of this planet.
- 722
- 00:55:08,141 --> 00:55:08,981
- Yes!
- 723
- 00:55:09,142 --> 00:55:10,142
- Yes!
- 724
- 00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:12,064
- Whoa!
- 725
- 00:55:12,229 --> 00:55:13,649
- Yes! It's okay.
- 726
- 00:55:13,814 --> 00:55:14,904
- Just relax. Concentrate.
- 727
- 00:55:15,065 --> 00:55:17,225
- You can do it. Bring it back.
- 728
- 00:55:17,734 --> 00:55:18,824
- Yes!
- 729
- 00:55:20,445 --> 00:55:23,235
- Yes, now shape it.
- 730
- 00:55:23,574 --> 00:55:25,284
- Feel that energy.
- 731
- 00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:30,464
- Yes.
- 732
- 00:55:34,751 --> 00:55:36,131
- You're home.
- 733
- 00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:39,760
- Peter...
- 734
- 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:17,211
- How did you get to this weird,
- dumb planet?
- 735
- 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:20,674
- Ego found me in my larva state.
- 736
- 00:56:20,839 --> 00:56:22,339
- Orphaned on my homeworld.
- 737
- 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,970
- He raised me by hand,
- and kept me as his own.
- 738
- 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:28,807
- So you're a pet?
- 739
- 00:56:29,973 --> 00:56:31,313
- I suppose.
- 740
- 00:56:32,809 --> 00:56:35,189
- People usually want cute pets.
- 741
- 00:56:35,354 --> 00:56:37,654
- Why would Ego want
- such a hideous one?
- 742
- 00:56:37,814 --> 00:56:39,074
- I am hideous?
- 743
- 00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:41,483
- You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
- 744
- 00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:45,741
- But that's a good thing.
- 745
- 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:48,881
- When you're ugly,
- and someone loves you...
- 746
- 00:56:48,992 --> 00:56:51,492
- you know they love you
- for who you are.
- 747
- 00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:55,249
- Beautiful people never know
- who to trust.
- 748
- 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:59,086
- Well, then I'm certainly grateful
- to be ugly.
- 749
- 00:57:00,546 --> 00:57:03,666
- Those pools, they remind me of a time...
- 750
- 00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:07,431
- when I took my daughter
- to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.
- 751
- 00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:09,925
- She was like you.
- 752
- 00:57:10,347 --> 00:57:11,847
- Disgusting?
- 753
- 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,020
- Innocent.
- 754
- 00:57:47,301 --> 00:57:48,301
- Drax?
- 755
- 00:57:49,928 --> 00:57:51,598
- There's something I must tell you.
- 756
- 00:58:00,063 --> 00:58:01,063
- What's going on?
- 757
- 00:58:01,231 --> 00:58:03,151
- This gross bug lady is my new friend.
- 758
- 00:58:03,317 --> 00:58:06,777
- I'm learning many things,
- like I'm a pet and ugly.
- 759
- 00:58:07,112 --> 00:58:08,742
- You're not ugly. Drax!
- 760
- 00:58:08,906 --> 00:58:10,116
- What are you talking about?
- 761
- 00:58:10,282 --> 00:58:11,452
- Mantis...
- 762
- 00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:14,079
- can you show us
- where we'll be staying?
- 763
- 00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:16,338
- Why are there no other beings
- on this planet?
- 764
- 00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:18,576
- The planet is Ego.
- 765
- 00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:20,999
- A dog would not invite a flea
- to live on his back.
- 766
- 00:58:21,752 --> 00:58:23,002
- And you're not a flea?
- 767
- 00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:25,460
- I'm a flea with a purpose.
- 768
- 00:58:26,089 --> 00:58:27,759
- I help him sleep.
- 769
- 00:58:28,926 --> 00:58:32,096
- What were you about to say to Drax
- before I walked out?
- 770
- 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,270
- Nothing.
- 771
- 00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:41,022
- Your quarters are this way.
- 772
- 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:52,162
- We deliver you to the Kree
- in the morning.
- 773
- 00:58:54,451 --> 00:58:57,621
- Neither one of you will last
- much longer after that.
- 774
- 00:58:58,247 --> 00:59:00,287
- Okay, Taserface.
- 775
- 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:02,998
- Hey, tell the other guys we said...
- 776
- 00:59:03,168 --> 00:59:04,628
- "Hi," Taserface!
- 777
- 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,300
- What about this little plant?
- Can I smash it with a rock?
- 778
- 00:59:12,469 --> 00:59:13,969
- No, Gef.
- 779
- 00:59:14,137 --> 00:59:15,847
- It's too adorable to kill.
- 780
- 00:59:16,014 --> 00:59:17,934
- Take it to the tailor.
- 781
- 00:59:19,434 --> 00:59:22,814
- No offense, but your employees
- are a bunch of jerks.
- 782
- 00:59:25,148 --> 00:59:29,938
- I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years
- when Stakar freed me.
- 783
- 00:59:32,489 --> 00:59:35,159
- He offered me a place
- with the Ravagers.
- 784
- 00:59:35,325 --> 00:59:39,745
- He said all I needed to do
- was adhere to the code.
- 785
- 00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:41,663
- But I was young...
- 786
- 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:46,126
- and greedy, and stupid.
- 787
- 00:59:47,087 --> 00:59:49,167
- Like you stealing those batteries.
- 788
- 00:59:49,339 --> 00:59:50,919
- That was mostly Drax.
- 789
- 00:59:52,342 --> 00:59:55,852
- Me and Stakar and the other captains...
- 790
- 00:59:56,847 --> 00:59:59,177
- we weren't so different from you
- and your friends.
- 791
- 01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:02,022
- The only family I ever had.
- 792
- 01:00:03,437 --> 01:00:05,147
- When I broke the code...
- 793
- 01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:09,027
- they exiled me.
- 794
- 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,860
- This is what I deserve.
- 795
- 01:00:12,029 --> 01:00:13,699
- Slow down, drama queen.
- 796
- 01:00:13,864 --> 01:00:15,534
- You might deserve this,
- but I don't.
- 797
- 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,489
- We gotta get outta here.
- 798
- 01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:20,162
- Where's Quill?
- 799
- 01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:21,869
- He went off with his old man.
- 800
- 01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,170
- - Ego?
- - Yeah.
- 801
- 01:00:25,334 --> 01:00:27,424
- It's a day for dumbass names.
- 802
- 01:00:30,464 --> 01:00:32,884
- You're smiling.
- And for a second, I got a warm feeling.
- 803
- 01:00:33,050 --> 01:00:35,720
- But then it was ruined
- by those disgusting-ass teeth.
- 804
- 01:00:35,886 --> 01:00:38,256
- You like a professional
- asshole or what?
- 805
- 01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:39,430
- Pretty much a pro.
- 806
- 01:00:39,556 --> 01:00:42,386
- Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego
- like you promised?
- 807
- 01:00:42,935 --> 01:00:44,645
- He was skinny.
- 808
- 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:49,230
- Could fit into places we couldn't.
- Good for thievin'.
- 809
- 01:00:54,154 --> 01:00:57,374
- I got an idea on how to get outta here.
- 810
- 01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,742
- But we're gonna need your little friend.
- 811
- 01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:04,372
- Mascot, mascot, mascot...
- 812
- 01:01:15,425 --> 01:01:17,715
- Little fellow's all worked up!
- He needs a drink!
- 813
- 01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:26,519
- Look how cute it is
- when it's all riled up.
- 814
- 01:01:26,687 --> 01:01:28,557
- He's goddang precious!
- 815
- 01:01:42,619 --> 01:01:44,329
- Hey, twig!
- 816
- 01:01:44,663 --> 01:01:46,123
- Come here.
- 817
- 01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:47,750
- Come on.
- 818
- 01:01:54,339 --> 01:01:55,339
- Aw, man...
- 819
- 01:01:55,424 --> 01:01:57,014
- what did they do to you?
- 820
- 01:02:00,095 --> 01:02:02,555
- Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
- 821
- 01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:06,518
- There's something I need you to get,
- and bring back to me.
- 822
- 01:02:06,685 --> 01:02:10,805
- In the captain's quarters,
- there's a prototype fin...
- 823
- 01:02:10,981 --> 01:02:12,611
- the thing I wore on my head.
- 824
- 01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:17,365
- There's a drawer next to the bunk.
- It's in that. It's red.
- 825
- 01:02:17,529 --> 01:02:18,819
- You got it?
- 826
- 01:02:52,481 --> 01:02:54,021
- That's my underwears.
- 827
- 01:02:54,191 --> 01:02:56,336
- Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know
- what you were talkin' about.
- 828
- 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,490
- You have to explain it more careful.
- 829
- 01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:03,408
- It's a prototype fin.
- 830
- 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:11,622
- That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
- 831
- 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,462
- You explain it this time.
- 832
- 01:03:14,628 --> 01:03:16,168
- All right.
- 833
- 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,760
- That's Vorker's eye.
- 834
- 01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:20,934
- He takes it out when he sleeps.
- 835
- 01:03:21,093 --> 01:03:22,433
- Go. Look again.
- 836
- 01:03:22,594 --> 01:03:24,014
- But leave the eye here.
- 837
- 01:03:24,638 --> 01:03:25,468
- Why?
- 838
- 01:03:25,639 --> 01:03:27,019
- He's gonna wake up tomorrow...
- 839
- 01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:29,522
- and he's not gonna know...
- 840
- 01:03:29,685 --> 01:03:31,525
- where his eye is!
- 841
- 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:39,741
- That's a desk.
- 842
- 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:42,703
- We told you it was this big.
- 843
- 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:50,749
- Tell me you guys have
- a refrigerator somewhere...
- 844
- 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,634
- with a bunch of severed human toes.
- 845
- 01:03:53,792 --> 01:03:57,502
- Okay. Then let's just agree
- to never discuss this.
- 846
- 01:04:00,674 --> 01:04:04,304
- The drawer you wanna open
- has this symbol on it.
- 847
- 01:04:04,469 --> 01:04:05,849
- Okay?
- 848
- 01:04:14,396 --> 01:04:16,266
- What? No!
- 849
- 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,792
- He thinks you want him
- to wear it as a hat.
- 850
- 01:04:17,816 --> 01:04:19,026
- That's not what I said!
- 851
- 01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,323
- - I am Groot.
- - He's relieved you don't want him to.
- 852
- 01:04:21,486 --> 01:04:22,946
- - I am Groot.
- - He hates hats.
- 853
- 01:04:23,113 --> 01:04:23,913
- I am Groot.
- 854
- 01:04:24,072 --> 01:04:25,192
- On anyone, not just himself.
- 855
- 01:04:25,324 --> 01:04:26,164
- I am Groot.
- 856
- 01:04:26,325 --> 01:04:28,303
- One minute you think someone
- has a weird-shaped head...
- 857
- 01:04:28,327 --> 01:04:31,181
- the next minute it's just because
- you realize part of that head is the hat.
- 858
- 01:04:31,205 --> 01:04:32,585
- That's why you don't like hats?
- 859
- 01:04:33,665 --> 01:04:36,035
- This is an important conversation
- right now?
- 860
- 01:05:12,788 --> 01:05:13,788
- That ain't it.
- 861
- 01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:25,130
- I didn't mean to do a mutiny.
- 862
- 01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:29,935
- They killed all my friends.
- 863
- 01:05:33,976 --> 01:05:36,556
- Get the third quadrant ready
- for release.
- 864
- 01:05:43,277 --> 01:05:44,277
- One more thing.
- 865
- 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:48,449
- You got any clones of Quill's old music
- on the ship?
- 866
- 01:06:39,249 --> 01:06:40,249
- He's got it!
- 867
- 01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:41,917
- Yondu's got the fin!
- 868
- 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,085
- Go!
- 869
- 01:07:24,586 --> 01:07:25,586
- Down there!
- 870
- 01:09:24,164 --> 01:09:25,624
- You maniac.
- 871
- 01:09:27,543 --> 01:09:29,843
- The whole ship's gonna blow.
- 872
- 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,260
- Not the whole ship.
- 873
- 01:09:58,323 --> 01:09:59,373
- Who is this?
- 874
- 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:03,833
- I am sending you the coordinates
- for Yondu's ship.
- 875
- 01:10:04,288 --> 01:10:06,078
- - Release the quadrant!
- - Aye, Captain!
- 876
- 01:10:06,248 --> 01:10:08,748
- I only ask one thing.
- 877
- 01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:10,881
- That your High Priestess...
- 878
- 01:10:11,044 --> 01:10:14,634
- tell him the name of the man
- what sealed his fate.
- 879
- 01:10:15,591 --> 01:10:17,631
- Taserface!
- 880
- 01:10:41,074 --> 01:10:42,334
- Where to, Captain?
- 881
- 01:10:42,492 --> 01:10:43,492
- Ego.
- 882
- 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,330
- No, boy!
- 883
- 01:10:54,046 --> 01:10:58,586
- It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
- to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.
- 884
- 01:10:58,759 --> 01:10:59,759
- I know that.
- 885
- 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:02,395
- We are about to do 700!
- 886
- 01:11:16,109 --> 01:11:18,359
- So I guess this could all
- be mine someday.
- 887
- 01:11:19,613 --> 01:11:22,243
- Rocket? Rocket, are you there?
- 888
- 01:11:29,373 --> 01:11:31,083
- What are you doing, Peter?
- 889
- 01:11:33,377 --> 01:11:34,747
- Dance with me.
- 890
- 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,380
- I'm not going to dance with you.
- 891
- 01:11:36,547 --> 01:11:38,297
- This is Sam Cooke...
- 892
- 01:11:38,841 --> 01:11:42,011
- one of the greatest Earth singers
- of all time.
- 893
- 01:12:11,164 --> 01:12:13,174
- Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
- 894
- 01:12:14,293 --> 01:12:16,843
- If you ever tell anyone about this...
- 895
- 01:12:17,004 --> 01:12:18,424
- I will kill you.
- 896
- 01:12:19,173 --> 01:12:23,053
- When are we gonna do something
- about this unspoken thing between us?
- 897
- 01:12:23,677 --> 01:12:25,097
- What unspoken thing?
- 898
- 01:12:26,555 --> 01:12:28,225
- This...
- 899
- 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:31,180
- Cheers, Sam and Diane...
- 900
- 01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:33,941
- a guy and a girl on a TV show
- who dig each other...
- 901
- 01:12:34,104 --> 01:12:36,664
- but never say it because if they do,
- the ratings would go down...
- 902
- 01:12:36,815 --> 01:12:37,855
- sort of thing.
- 903
- 01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:39,485
- There's no unspoken thing.
- 904
- 01:12:41,403 --> 01:12:44,703
- Well, it's a catch-22, because if you
- said it, then it would be spoken...
- 905
- 01:12:44,865 --> 01:12:47,625
- and you would be a liar.
- So, by not saying it...
- 906
- 01:12:47,784 --> 01:12:51,914
- you are telling the truth,
- and admitting that there is.
- 907
- 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,000
- No, that's not what I...
- 908
- 01:12:56,335 --> 01:13:00,385
- What we should be discussing right
- now is something about this place.
- 909
- 01:13:00,547 --> 01:13:02,337
- It doesn't feel right.
- 910
- 01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:04,969
- What are you talking about?
- 911
- 01:13:05,135 --> 01:13:06,529
- You're the one who wanted me
- to come here!
- 912
- 01:13:06,553 --> 01:13:07,803
- That girl Mantis...
- 913
- 01:13:07,971 --> 01:13:09,141
- she's afraid of something.
- 914
- 01:13:09,473 --> 01:13:11,643
- Why are you trying to take this
- away from me?
- 915
- 01:13:11,808 --> 01:13:12,888
- I'm not trying...
- 916
- 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,980
- He's my father. He's blood.
- 917
- 01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:16,789
- You have blood on Earth
- and you never wanted to return there.
- 918
- 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:19,073
- Again, you made me come here!
- 919
- 01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:21,294
- And Earth is the place
- where my mother died in front of me.
- 920
- 01:13:21,318 --> 01:13:24,028
- No, it's because that place is real,
- and this is a fantasy.
- 921
- 01:13:24,196 --> 01:13:26,866
- This is real! I'm only half human,
- remember?
- 922
- 01:13:27,032 --> 01:13:28,492
- That's the half I'm worried about.
- 923
- 01:13:29,034 --> 01:13:30,704
- I get it. You're jealous...
- 924
- 01:13:30,869 --> 01:13:33,199
- because I'm part-god,
- and you like when I'm the weak one.
- 925
- 01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:36,002
- You were insufferable to begin with.
- 926
- 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:37,352
- I haven't been able to reach Rocket.
- 927
- 01:13:37,376 --> 01:13:38,978
- I'm gonna go outside,
- and I'm gonna try and get a signal.
- 928
- 01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:41,842
- You know what?
- This is not Cheers after all!
- 929
- 01:13:42,005 --> 01:13:44,835
- This is whatever the show is where
- one person is willing...
- 930
- 01:13:45,008 --> 01:13:46,608
- to open themselves up
- to new possibility,
- 931
- 01:13:46,677 --> 01:13:48,507
- and the other person is a jerk...
- 932
- 01:13:48,595 --> 01:13:52,265
- who doesn't trust anybody!
- It's a show that doesn't exist.
- 933
- 01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:53,932
- That's why it would get zero ratings!
- 934
- 01:13:54,351 --> 01:13:56,351
- I don't know what Cheers is!
- 935
- 01:13:56,687 --> 01:13:59,727
- I finally found my family.
- Don't you understand that?
- 936
- 01:14:00,899 --> 01:14:02,529
- I thought you already had.
- 937
- 01:14:32,055 --> 01:14:33,255
- Damn it.
- 938
- 01:15:06,423 --> 01:15:07,513
- Psychopath!
- 939
- 01:17:17,888 --> 01:17:19,718
- Are you kidding me?
- 940
- 01:17:46,124 --> 01:17:47,124
- I win.
- 941
- 01:17:47,584 --> 01:17:49,794
- I win. I bested you in combat.
- 942
- 01:17:49,962 --> 01:17:51,882
- No. I saved your life.
- 943
- 01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:53,877
- Well, you were stupid enough
- to let me live.
- 944
- 01:17:54,049 --> 01:17:55,049
- You let me live!
- 945
- 01:17:55,217 --> 01:17:56,967
- I don't need you always
- trying to beat me!
- 946
- 01:17:57,135 --> 01:17:58,238
- I'm not the one that just flew across
- 947
- 01:17:58,262 --> 01:17:59,902
- the universe just
- because I wanted to win.
- 948
- 01:17:59,930 --> 01:18:01,470
- Do not tell me what I want.
- 949
- 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,160
- I don't need to tell you
- what you want!
- 950
- 01:18:03,225 --> 01:18:04,235
- It's obvious!
- 951
- 01:18:04,393 --> 01:18:07,483
- You were the one who wanted to win.
- And I just wanted a sister!
- 952
- 01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:16,777
- You were all I had.
- 953
- 01:18:18,115 --> 01:18:20,955
- But you were the one
- who needed to win.
- 954
- 01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:24,329
- Thanos pulled my eye from my head...
- 955
- 01:18:25,122 --> 01:18:27,122
- and my brain from my skull...
- 956
- 01:18:28,292 --> 01:18:30,172
- and my arm from my body...
- 957
- 01:18:31,962 --> 01:18:34,092
- because of you.
- 958
- 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:55,993
- You all right, son?
- 959
- 01:18:59,323 --> 01:19:01,993
- I saw your girl stomp off
- a little earlier in quite a huff.
- 960
- 01:19:02,618 --> 01:19:03,948
- Yeah.
- 961
- 01:19:04,119 --> 01:19:05,829
- It's fortuitous...
- 962
- 01:19:05,996 --> 01:19:07,246
- you listening to this song.
- 963
- 01:19:07,414 --> 01:19:09,044
- - You know...
- - Brandy?
- 964
- 01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:10,631
- By Looking Glass?
- 965
- 01:19:12,377 --> 01:19:13,747
- A favorite of your mom's.
- 966
- 01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:16,170
- Yeah, it was.
- 967
- 01:19:16,590 --> 01:19:18,350
- One of Earth's greatest
- musical compositions.
- 968
- 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,505
- Perhaps its very greatest.
- 969
- 01:19:20,677 --> 01:19:21,677
- Yes!
- 970
- 01:19:21,845 --> 01:19:25,015
- Peter, you and I,
- we're the sailor in that song.
- 971
- 01:19:27,226 --> 01:19:29,136
- He came on a summer's day
- 972
- 01:19:29,478 --> 01:19:31,978
- Bringing gifts from far away
- 973
- 01:19:34,024 --> 01:19:36,484
- Like the child I put in your mother...
- 974
- 01:19:36,652 --> 01:19:38,702
- or the freedom you brought Gamora.
- 975
- 01:19:40,781 --> 01:19:43,781
- Brandy, you're a fine girl
- 976
- 01:19:43,951 --> 01:19:46,621
- What a good wife you would be
- 977
- 01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:50,334
- My life, my love
- 978
- 01:19:50,499 --> 01:19:53,789
- My lady is the sea
- 979
- 01:19:53,961 --> 01:19:55,801
- The sea calls the sailor back.
- 980
- 01:19:55,963 --> 01:19:58,553
- He loves the girl,
- but that's not his place.
- 981
- 01:19:59,299 --> 01:20:03,299
- The sea calls upon him
- as history calls upon great men.
- 982
- 01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:08,021
- And sometimes we are deprived
- the pleasures of mortals.
- 983
- 01:20:08,559 --> 01:20:10,689
- Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
- 984
- 01:20:10,853 --> 01:20:11,983
- No, Peter...
- 985
- 01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:14,145
- death will remain a stranger
- to both of us...
- 986
- 01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:16,735
- as long as the light
- burns within the planet.
- 987
- 01:20:17,693 --> 01:20:18,783
- I'm immortal?
- 988
- 01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:22,029
- Really?
- 989
- 01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:25,027
- Yes! As long as the light exists.
- 990
- 01:20:26,076 --> 01:20:29,326
- And I can use the light
- to build cool things...
- 991
- 01:20:29,496 --> 01:20:31,786
- like how you made this whole planet?
- 992
- 01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:34,327
- It might take you
- a few million years of practice...
- 993
- 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,711
- before you get really good at it.
- But, yes!
- 994
- 01:20:36,879 --> 01:20:37,919
- What!
- 995
- 01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:41,683
- Get ready for an 800-foot statue
- of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
- 996
- 01:20:41,842 --> 01:20:42,882
- and Heather Locklear.
- 997
- 01:20:43,051 --> 01:20:44,211
- You can do anything you want.
- 998
- 01:20:44,344 --> 01:20:45,684
- I'm gonna make some weird shit.
- 999
- 01:20:45,846 --> 01:20:49,016
- But you know, Peter,
- it is a tremendous responsibility.
- 1000
- 01:20:49,183 --> 01:20:51,693
- Only we can remake the universe.
- 1001
- 01:20:51,852 --> 01:20:54,312
- Only we can take the bridle
- of the cosmos...
- 1002
- 01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:57,319
- and lead it to where it needs to go.
- 1003
- 01:20:58,483 --> 01:20:59,533
- How?
- 1004
- 01:21:09,995 --> 01:21:11,505
- Come with me.
- 1005
- 01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:23,011
- Drax, Drax. Drax!
- 1006
- 01:21:23,383 --> 01:21:25,053
- Drax! We need to talk.
- 1007
- 01:21:27,137 --> 01:21:28,967
- I'm sorry.
- 1008
- 01:21:29,139 --> 01:21:31,309
- But I like a woman
- with some meat on her bones.
- 1009
- 01:21:31,475 --> 01:21:32,565
- What?
- 1010
- 01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:35,976
- I tried to let you down easily
- by telling you I found you disgusting.
- 1011
- 01:21:36,146 --> 01:21:37,606
- No, that's not what I...
- 1012
- 01:21:41,109 --> 01:21:42,529
- What are you doing?
- 1013
- 01:21:43,111 --> 01:21:45,491
- I'm imagining being with you physically.
- 1014
- 01:21:45,656 --> 01:21:46,946
- Drax...
- 1015
- 01:21:47,491 --> 01:21:48,661
- I don't like you like that.
- 1016
- 01:21:48,825 --> 01:21:50,785
- I don't even like
- the type of thing you are.
- 1017
- 01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:53,746
- Hey! There's no need to get personal.
- 1018
- 01:21:53,914 --> 01:21:56,464
- Listen! Ego's gotten exactly
- what he wanted.
- 1019
- 01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:58,425
- I should have told you earlier.
- 1020
- 01:21:58,585 --> 01:22:01,705
- I'm stupid. You are in danger.
- 1021
- 01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:08,427
- What is that?
- 1022
- 01:22:11,932 --> 01:22:15,482
- Now, you need to readjust the way
- you process life.
- 1023
- 01:22:15,644 --> 01:22:18,734
- Everything around us,
- including the girl...
- 1024
- 01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:22,357
- Everything is temporary.
- 1025
- 01:22:22,526 --> 01:22:25,446
- We are forever.
- 1026
- 01:22:25,612 --> 01:22:26,952
- Doesn't eternity get boring?
- 1027
- 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:29,534
- Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
- 1028
- 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:31,660
- which is why you're here.
- 1029
- 01:22:31,827 --> 01:22:33,947
- I told you how all those years ago...
- 1030
- 01:22:34,121 --> 01:22:38,251
- I had an unceasing impulse to find life.
- 1031
- 01:22:38,417 --> 01:22:42,457
- But what I did not tell you was how,
- when I finally did find it...
- 1032
- 01:22:43,213 --> 01:22:44,513
- it was all so...
- 1033
- 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:48,797
- disappointing.
- 1034
- 01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:52,636
- And that is when I came...
- 1035
- 01:22:52,806 --> 01:22:56,516
- to a profound realization.
- 1036
- 01:22:57,811 --> 01:23:01,941
- My innate desire to seek out
- other life...
- 1037
- 01:23:02,482 --> 01:23:06,652
- was not so that I could
- walk among that life.
- 1038
- 01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:10,117
- Peter...
- 1039
- 01:23:11,074 --> 01:23:14,294
- I have found meaning.
- 1040
- 01:23:34,181 --> 01:23:35,521
- I see it.
- 1041
- 01:23:37,976 --> 01:23:39,806
- Eternity!
- 1042
- 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:41,645
- Oh, my God.
- 1043
- 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:54,331
- We need to get off this planet.
- 1044
- 01:24:08,006 --> 01:24:09,296
- Oh, man.
- 1045
- 01:24:09,466 --> 01:24:11,886
- Anyway, before I was
- so rudely interrupted...
- 1046
- 01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:14,932
- At that time,
- I was a Federal Express man.
- 1047
- 01:24:25,858 --> 01:24:27,898
- What the hell you doing, boy?
- 1048
- 01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:30,148
- I could tell
- by how you talked about him...
- 1049
- 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,650
- this Ego is bad news.
- 1050
- 01:24:31,822 --> 01:24:33,452
- We're here to save Quill.
- 1051
- 01:24:33,615 --> 01:24:37,655
- For what? Huh?
- For honor? For love?
- 1052
- 01:24:37,870 --> 01:24:40,750
- No. I don't care about those things.
- 1053
- 01:24:40,914 --> 01:24:43,214
- I wanna save Quill so I can prove
- I'm better than him!
- 1054
- 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:46,205
- I can lord this over him forever.
- 1055
- 01:24:47,921 --> 01:24:49,801
- What are you laughing at me for?
- 1056
- 01:24:50,382 --> 01:24:55,102
- You can fool yourself and everyone
- else, but you can't fool me.
- 1057
- 01:24:55,262 --> 01:24:56,472
- I know who you are.
- 1058
- 01:24:56,638 --> 01:24:58,928
- You don't know anything
- about me, loser.
- 1059
- 01:24:59,099 --> 01:25:01,349
- I know everything about you.
- 1060
- 01:25:01,852 --> 01:25:04,232
- I know you play like
- you're the meanest and the hardest...
- 1061
- 01:25:04,396 --> 01:25:05,999
- but, actually,
- you're the most scared of all.
- 1062
- 01:25:06,023 --> 01:25:06,863
- Shut up!
- 1063
- 01:25:07,024 --> 01:25:09,324
- I know you steal batteries
- you don't need...
- 1064
- 01:25:09,484 --> 01:25:12,074
- and you push away anyone
- who's willing to put up with you...
- 1065
- 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:13,673
- because just a little bit of love...
- 1066
- 01:25:13,697 --> 01:25:17,027
- reminds you how big and empty
- that hole inside you actually is.
- 1067
- 01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:18,617
- I said shut up!
- 1068
- 01:25:19,077 --> 01:25:22,157
- I know them scientists what made you,
- never gave a rat's ass about you.
- 1069
- 01:25:22,331 --> 01:25:23,621
- I'm serious, dude!
- 1070
- 01:25:23,790 --> 01:25:26,380
- Just like my own damn parents
- who sold me...
- 1071
- 01:25:26,543 --> 01:25:28,553
- their own little baby,
- into slavery.
- 1072
- 01:25:29,046 --> 01:25:31,296
- I know who you are, boy.
- 1073
- 01:25:31,465 --> 01:25:33,475
- Because you're me.
- 1074
- 01:25:40,015 --> 01:25:42,095
- What kind of a pair are we?
- 1075
- 01:25:43,393 --> 01:25:46,443
- The kind that's about to go fight
- a planet, I reckon.
- 1076
- 01:25:46,605 --> 01:25:49,775
- All right, okay! Good. Wait.
- 1077
- 01:25:50,192 --> 01:25:51,612
- Fight a what?
- 1078
- 01:25:55,989 --> 01:25:56,989
- Who are you people?
- 1079
- 01:25:57,115 --> 01:25:58,115
- What is this place?
- 1080
- 01:25:58,242 --> 01:25:59,242
- Gamora, let her go!
- 1081
- 01:25:59,409 --> 01:26:01,579
- The bodies in the caverns...
- Who are they?
- 1082
- 01:26:01,745 --> 01:26:04,035
- You are scared.
- 1083
- 01:26:07,459 --> 01:26:10,339
- I call it the Expansion.
- 1084
- 01:26:11,463 --> 01:26:14,763
- It is my purpose...
- 1085
- 01:26:14,925 --> 01:26:18,435
- and now it is yours as well.
- 1086
- 01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:20,894
- It's beautiful.
- 1087
- 01:26:22,015 --> 01:26:23,305
- Over thousands of years...
- 1088
- 01:26:23,475 --> 01:26:27,595
- I implanted thousands of extensions
- of myself...
- 1089
- 01:26:27,771 --> 01:26:30,481
- on thousands of worlds.
- 1090
- 01:26:30,649 --> 01:26:34,439
- I need to fulfill life's
- one true purpose...
- 1091
- 01:26:34,611 --> 01:26:36,491
- To grow and spread...
- 1092
- 01:26:36,655 --> 01:26:39,785
- covering all that exists...
- 1093
- 01:26:39,950 --> 01:26:44,120
- until everything is...
- 1094
- 01:26:45,414 --> 01:26:46,414
- Me!
- 1095
- 01:26:47,207 --> 01:26:49,457
- What did she do to me?
- 1096
- 01:26:49,626 --> 01:26:51,336
- She already told me everything.
- 1097
- 01:26:51,503 --> 01:26:53,963
- I only had one problem.
- 1098
- 01:26:54,673 --> 01:26:59,723
- A single Celestial doesn't have
- enough power for such an enterprise.
- 1099
- 01:26:59,887 --> 01:27:02,007
- But two Celestials...
- 1100
- 01:27:02,181 --> 01:27:05,481
- Well, now, that just might do.
- 1101
- 01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:09,598
- The bodies...
- 1102
- 01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:12,765
- are his children.
- 1103
- 01:27:13,192 --> 01:27:14,482
- Out of all my labors...
- 1104
- 01:27:14,651 --> 01:27:16,781
- the most beguiling was...
- 1105
- 01:27:16,945 --> 01:27:20,365
- attempting to graft my DNA
- with that of another species.
- 1106
- 01:27:20,532 --> 01:27:23,452
- I hoped the result of such a coupling
- would be enough...
- 1107
- 01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:25,539
- to power the Expansion.
- 1108
- 01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:29,038
- I had Yondu deliver
- some of them to me.
- 1109
- 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:32,708
- It broke the Ravager code, but
- I compensated him generously...
- 1110
- 01:27:32,878 --> 01:27:36,458
- and to ease his conscience,
- I said I'd never hurt them.
- 1111
- 01:27:36,632 --> 01:27:39,262
- I mean, that was true.
- They never felt a thing.
- 1112
- 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:42,716
- But one after the other, they failed me.
- 1113
- 01:27:42,888 --> 01:27:46,728
- Not one of them carried
- the Celestial genes.
- 1114
- 01:27:46,892 --> 01:27:48,142
- Until you, Peter.
- 1115
- 01:27:49,353 --> 01:27:51,943
- Out of all my spawn...
- 1116
- 01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:56,185
- only you carried the connection
- to the light.
- 1117
- 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:59,240
- We need to find Peter now,
- and get off this damn planet.
- 1118
- 01:27:59,404 --> 01:28:01,994
- Ego will have won him
- to his side by now.
- 1119
- 01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,580
- - Then we just go.
- - No!
- 1120
- 01:28:04,743 --> 01:28:07,003
- - He's our friend.
- - All any of you do...
- 1121
- 01:28:07,162 --> 01:28:09,332
- is yell at each other.
- You are not friends.
- 1122
- 01:28:09,498 --> 01:28:10,868
- You're right.
- 1123
- 01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:12,536
- We're family.
- 1124
- 01:28:14,378 --> 01:28:15,998
- We leave no one behind.
- 1125
- 01:28:19,383 --> 01:28:20,763
- Except maybe you.
- 1126
- 01:28:21,260 --> 01:28:22,760
- Oh, my God.
- 1127
- 01:28:23,428 --> 01:28:25,508
- For the first time in my existence...
- 1128
- 01:28:25,681 --> 01:28:28,731
- I am truly not alone!
- 1129
- 01:28:34,147 --> 01:28:35,437
- What is it, son?
- 1130
- 01:28:38,694 --> 01:28:39,944
- My friends.
- 1131
- 01:28:41,196 --> 01:28:45,236
- You see,
- that's the mortal in you, Peter.
- 1132
- 01:28:45,784 --> 01:28:46,784
- Yes.
- 1133
- 01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:49,907
- We are beyond such things.
- 1134
- 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:51,080
- Yes.
- 1135
- 01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:54,710
- - Now...
- - But my mother...
- 1136
- 01:28:57,588 --> 01:28:59,918
- You said you loved my mother.
- 1137
- 01:29:00,090 --> 01:29:01,590
- And that I did.
- 1138
- 01:29:02,843 --> 01:29:07,723
- My river lily who knew all the words
- to every song that came over the radio.
- 1139
- 01:29:09,516 --> 01:29:12,186
- I returned to Earth
- to see her three times.
- 1140
- 01:29:12,352 --> 01:29:14,902
- And I knew if I returned a fourth...
- 1141
- 01:29:15,063 --> 01:29:16,613
- I'd never leave.
- 1142
- 01:29:17,733 --> 01:29:19,283
- The Expansion...
- 1143
- 01:29:20,694 --> 01:29:23,034
- the reason for my very existence,
- would be over.
- 1144
- 01:29:23,197 --> 01:29:25,237
- So, I did what I had to do.
- 1145
- 01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:31,545
- But it broke my heart
- to put that tumor in her head.
- 1146
- 01:29:36,043 --> 01:29:36,883
- What?
- 1147
- 01:29:37,044 --> 01:29:38,594
- Now, all right...
- 1148
- 01:29:38,754 --> 01:29:40,514
- I know that sounds bad.
- 1149
- 01:29:52,434 --> 01:29:55,904
- Who in the hell do you think you are?
- 1150
- 01:29:56,063 --> 01:29:57,693
- You killed my mother!
- 1151
- 01:29:57,856 --> 01:29:58,896
- I tried...
- 1152
- 01:29:59,066 --> 01:30:00,816
- so hard...
- 1153
- 01:30:00,984 --> 01:30:02,364
- to find the form...
- 1154
- 01:30:02,528 --> 01:30:04,898
- that best suited you...
- 1155
- 01:30:05,072 --> 01:30:07,492
- and this is the thanks I get?
- 1156
- 01:30:09,201 --> 01:30:11,751
- You really need to grow up.
- 1157
- 01:30:15,832 --> 01:30:18,082
- I wanted to do this together...
- 1158
- 01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:21,052
- but I suppose you'll have
- to learn by spending
- 1159
- 01:30:21,171 --> 01:30:23,631
- the next thousand years as a battery!
- 1160
- 01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:27,142
- Finally! Rocket?
- 1161
- 01:30:27,302 --> 01:30:30,012
- Keep that transmitter nearby,
- so I can find you.
- 1162
- 01:30:30,180 --> 01:30:33,350
- We're in an old piece of construction
- equipment Yondu once used...
- 1163
- 01:30:33,517 --> 01:30:34,953
- to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.
- 1164
- 01:30:34,977 --> 01:30:35,977
- Ego's unhinged.
- 1165
- 01:30:36,019 --> 01:30:37,439
- I know. Get ready.
- 1166
- 01:30:37,604 --> 01:30:39,024
- Drop her, Kraglin.
- 1167
- 01:30:57,624 --> 01:30:58,754
- No.
- 1168
- 01:31:09,845 --> 01:31:12,725
- My life, my love
- 1169
- 01:31:12,890 --> 01:31:15,100
- My lady is the sea
- 1170
- 01:31:17,186 --> 01:31:18,306
- Peter...
- 1171
- 01:31:19,104 --> 01:31:21,444
- this is the sea.
- 1172
- 01:32:04,608 --> 01:32:06,278
- Hey, there, jackass!
- 1173
- 01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:18,037
- What is that thing?
- 1174
- 01:32:25,546 --> 01:32:27,506
- Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
- 1175
- 01:32:32,261 --> 01:32:34,931
- I told you something didn't feel right.
- 1176
- 01:32:35,097 --> 01:32:37,387
- "I told you so."
- Just what I need to hear right now.
- 1177
- 01:32:37,558 --> 01:32:39,228
- Well, I came back, didn't I?
- 1178
- 01:32:39,893 --> 01:32:41,253
- Because there's an unspoken thing.
- 1179
- 01:32:41,353 --> 01:32:43,403
- There is no unspoken thing.
- 1180
- 01:32:43,564 --> 01:32:45,404
- What are you doing?
- You could've killed us all!
- 1181
- 01:32:45,941 --> 01:32:47,481
- "Thank you, Rocket"?
- 1182
- 01:32:47,651 --> 01:32:48,821
- We had it under control.
- 1183
- 01:32:48,986 --> 01:32:51,316
- We did not.
- That is only an extension...
- 1184
- 01:32:51,488 --> 01:32:53,618
- of his true self.
- He will be back soon.
- 1185
- 01:32:53,782 --> 01:32:55,032
- What's Smurfette doing here?
- 1186
- 01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,040
- Whatever I need to do to get
- a damn ride home.
- 1187
- 01:32:57,202 --> 01:32:58,452
- She tried to murder me!
- 1188
- 01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:00,460
- I saved you, you stupid fox!
- 1189
- 01:33:00,622 --> 01:33:02,042
- He's not a fox.
- 1190
- 01:33:02,207 --> 01:33:04,247
- - I am Groot.
- - I'm not a raboon, either.
- 1191
- 01:33:04,418 --> 01:33:05,418
- I am Groot.
- 1192
- 01:33:05,586 --> 01:33:07,126
- "Raccoon." Whatever.
- 1193
- 01:33:10,549 --> 01:33:11,879
- How do we kill a Celestial?
- 1194
- 01:33:12,050 --> 01:33:13,470
- There's a center to him.
- 1195
- 01:33:13,635 --> 01:33:17,135
- His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
- Some sort of protective shell.
- 1196
- 01:33:17,472 --> 01:33:18,522
- It's in the caverns...
- 1197
- 01:33:18,682 --> 01:33:19,772
- below the surface.
- 1198
- 01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:23,652
- Yondu?
- 1199
- 01:33:32,571 --> 01:33:33,821
- Thrusters are out.
- 1200
- 01:33:34,323 --> 01:33:36,073
- Guess I should be glad
- I was a skinny kid.
- 1201
- 01:33:36,241 --> 01:33:38,201
- Otherwise, you'd have delivered me
- to this maniac.
- 1202
- 01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:40,763
- You still reckon that's the reason
- I kept you around, you idiot?
- 1203
- 01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,389
- That's what you told me,
- you old doofus.
- 1204
- 01:33:42,956 --> 01:33:45,076
- Once I figured out
- what happened to them other kids...
- 1205
- 01:33:45,209 --> 01:33:46,789
- I wasn't just gonna hand you over.
- 1206
- 01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:48,500
- You said you were gonna eat me.
- 1207
- 01:33:48,670 --> 01:33:50,210
- That was being funny!
- 1208
- 01:33:51,006 --> 01:33:52,166
- Not to me!
- 1209
- 01:33:52,341 --> 01:33:53,511
- You people have issues.
- 1210
- 01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:55,545
- Of course I have issues.
- 1211
- 01:33:56,386 --> 01:33:59,216
- That's my freakin' father!
- 1212
- 01:33:59,389 --> 01:34:00,969
- Thrusters are back up.
- 1213
- 01:34:14,571 --> 01:34:16,741
- - We should be going up!
- - We can't!
- 1214
- 01:34:16,907 --> 01:34:19,487
- Ego wants to eradicate the universe
- as we know it.
- 1215
- 01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:20,950
- We have to kill him.
- 1216
- 01:34:21,119 --> 01:34:21,789
- Rocket!
- 1217
- 01:34:21,954 --> 01:34:22,954
- Got it!
- 1218
- 01:34:36,844 --> 01:34:38,684
- So, we're saving the galaxy again?
- 1219
- 01:34:38,846 --> 01:34:39,926
- I guess.
- 1220
- 01:34:40,097 --> 01:34:41,177
- Awesome!
- 1221
- 01:34:43,183 --> 01:34:45,393
- We're really gonna be able to
- jack up our prices...
- 1222
- 01:34:45,561 --> 01:34:47,151
- if we're two-time galaxy savers.
- 1223
- 01:34:47,312 --> 01:34:49,902
- I seriously can't believe
- that's where your mind goes.
- 1224
- 01:34:50,065 --> 01:34:52,815
- It was just a random thought, man.
- I thought we were friends.
- 1225
- 01:34:52,985 --> 01:34:55,285
- Of course, I care about the planets,
- and the buildings...
- 1226
- 01:34:55,445 --> 01:34:57,275
- and all the animals on the planets.
- 1227
- 01:34:57,447 --> 01:34:58,657
- And the people.
- 1228
- 01:34:58,824 --> 01:34:59,824
- Meh.
- 1229
- 01:35:00,450 --> 01:35:04,620
- The crabby puppy is so cute.
- He makes me wanna die!
- 1230
- 01:35:42,326 --> 01:35:43,326
- Pilots...
- 1231
- 01:35:43,493 --> 01:35:44,833
- release envoy units.
- 1232
- 01:35:46,997 --> 01:35:51,077
- Our sensors detect the batteries
- are below the surface of the planet.
- 1233
- 01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:53,920
- Dive!
- 1234
- 01:36:10,896 --> 01:36:12,396
- Captain?
- 1235
- 01:36:13,148 --> 01:36:14,568
- Captain?
- 1236
- 01:36:19,530 --> 01:36:21,280
- Tell me why Ego wants you here?
- 1237
- 01:36:21,740 --> 01:36:23,540
- He needs my genetic connection
- to the light...
- 1238
- 01:36:23,617 --> 01:36:25,737
- to help destroy the universe.
- 1239
- 01:36:25,911 --> 01:36:28,161
- He tried to teach me
- how to control the power.
- 1240
- 01:36:28,330 --> 01:36:29,460
- So, could you?
- 1241
- 01:36:29,623 --> 01:36:30,793
- A little.
- 1242
- 01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:32,128
- I made a ball.
- 1243
- 01:36:32,292 --> 01:36:33,342
- A ball?
- 1244
- 01:36:33,502 --> 01:36:36,882
- I thought as hard as I could.
- It was all that I could come up with.
- 1245
- 01:36:37,047 --> 01:36:38,297
- You "thought"?
- 1246
- 01:36:38,465 --> 01:36:40,505
- You think when I make this arrow fly...
- 1247
- 01:36:40,676 --> 01:36:42,086
- I use my head?
- 1248
- 01:36:54,064 --> 01:36:55,364
- Whoa.
- 1249
- 01:37:04,199 --> 01:37:05,199
- There.
- 1250
- 01:37:05,367 --> 01:37:07,327
- That's Ego's core.
- 1251
- 01:37:09,705 --> 01:37:11,335
- That ore is thick, Rocket.
- 1252
- 01:37:11,498 --> 01:37:13,118
- I got it covered.
- 1253
- 01:37:19,506 --> 01:37:20,836
- We must hurry.
- 1254
- 01:37:21,008 --> 01:37:23,128
- It will not take Ego long to find us.
- 1255
- 01:37:27,347 --> 01:37:28,557
- Keep it steady.
- 1256
- 01:37:35,063 --> 01:37:37,153
- We drill into the center, we kill him!
- 1257
- 01:37:43,530 --> 01:37:44,860
- Captain?
- 1258
- 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:46,199
- What is it, Kraglin?
- 1259
- 01:37:46,366 --> 01:37:48,406
- Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
- 1260
- 01:37:48,869 --> 01:37:50,039
- Yeah, why?
- 1261
- 01:37:51,038 --> 01:37:52,078
- Oh, hell!
- 1262
- 01:38:12,851 --> 01:38:14,561
- Why aren't you firing the lasers?
- 1263
- 01:38:14,937 --> 01:38:16,647
- They blew out the generator.
- 1264
- 01:38:16,813 --> 01:38:19,573
- I think I packed a small detonator.
- 1265
- 01:38:19,733 --> 01:38:21,453
- A detonator is worthless
- without explosives.
- 1266
- 01:38:21,485 --> 01:38:23,075
- Well, we got these.
- 1267
- 01:38:23,737 --> 01:38:25,737
- Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
- 1268
- 01:38:25,906 --> 01:38:27,816
- If it is,
- it'll cause a chain reaction...
- 1269
- 01:38:27,991 --> 01:38:29,661
- throughout his entire nervous system.
- 1270
- 01:38:29,826 --> 01:38:30,576
- Meaning what?
- 1271
- 01:38:30,744 --> 01:38:32,374
- The entire planet will explode.
- 1272
- 01:38:32,538 --> 01:38:34,038
- We'll have to get out of here fast.
- 1273
- 01:38:34,206 --> 01:38:35,706
- I rigged a timer.
- 1274
- 01:38:36,667 --> 01:38:37,877
- Go!
- 1275
- 01:38:51,974 --> 01:38:53,774
- He's coming.
- 1276
- 01:38:55,185 --> 01:38:56,975
- Didn't you say you
- could make him sleep?
- 1277
- 01:38:57,354 --> 01:38:59,774
- When he wants. He's too powerful.
- 1278
- 01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:01,360
- I can't!
- 1279
- 01:39:01,775 --> 01:39:03,645
- You don't have to believe in yourself...
- 1280
- 01:39:04,361 --> 01:39:06,491
- because I believe in you.
- 1281
- 01:39:18,792 --> 01:39:19,792
- Sleep!
- 1282
- 01:39:27,176 --> 01:39:28,776
- I never thought
- she'd be able to do it...
- 1283
- 01:39:28,927 --> 01:39:31,177
- with as weak and skinny
- as she appears to be.
- 1284
- 01:39:32,097 --> 01:39:35,177
- I don't know how long I can hold him.
- 1285
- 01:39:38,312 --> 01:39:39,982
- The metal's too thick.
- 1286
- 01:39:40,147 --> 01:39:43,477
- For the bomb to work, we'd actually
- need to place it on Ego's core.
- 1287
- 01:39:43,650 --> 01:39:46,030
- And our fat butts ain't gonna fit
- through those tiny holes.
- 1288
- 01:39:46,737 --> 01:39:47,737
- Well...
- 1289
- 01:39:50,324 --> 01:39:52,204
- That's a terrible idea.
- 1290
- 01:39:52,367 --> 01:39:54,737
- Which is the only kind of idea
- we have left.
- 1291
- 01:39:55,704 --> 01:39:57,124
- Unbelievable.
- 1292
- 01:39:57,289 --> 01:39:59,619
- "Rocket, do this.
- Rocket, do that."
- 1293
- 01:40:01,126 --> 01:40:02,586
- What a day.
- 1294
- 01:40:10,177 --> 01:40:13,717
- All right, first you flick this switch,
- then this switch.
- 1295
- 01:40:13,889 --> 01:40:15,099
- That activates it.
- 1296
- 01:40:15,265 --> 01:40:17,095
- Then you push this button...
- 1297
- 01:40:17,267 --> 01:40:20,307
- which will give you five minutes
- to get out of there.
- 1298
- 01:40:20,479 --> 01:40:21,859
- Now, whatever you do...
- 1299
- 01:40:22,397 --> 01:40:24,817
- don't push this button...
- 1300
- 01:40:24,983 --> 01:40:28,573
- because that will set off the bomb
- immediately and we'll all be dead.
- 1301
- 01:40:28,737 --> 01:40:31,157
- Now, repeat back what I just said.
- 1302
- 01:40:31,323 --> 01:40:33,123
- - I am Groot.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1303
- 01:40:33,283 --> 01:40:35,243
- - I am Groot.
- - That's right.
- 1304
- 01:40:35,410 --> 01:40:36,620
- - I am Groot.
- - No!
- 1305
- 01:40:36,954 --> 01:40:39,334
- No, that's the button
- that will kill everyone!
- 1306
- 01:40:39,498 --> 01:40:40,498
- Try again.
- 1307
- 01:40:43,502 --> 01:40:45,342
- - I am Groot.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1308
- 01:40:45,504 --> 01:40:47,554
- - I am Groot.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1309
- 01:40:47,714 --> 01:40:48,714
- I am Groot.
- 1310
- 01:40:48,799 --> 01:40:50,629
- No! That's exactly what you just said!
- 1311
- 01:40:50,801 --> 01:40:52,391
- How is that even possible?
- 1312
- 01:40:52,553 --> 01:40:54,763
- Which button is the button
- you're supposed to push?
- 1313
- 01:40:54,930 --> 01:40:56,060
- Point to it.
- 1314
- 01:40:56,223 --> 01:40:57,223
- No!
- 1315
- 01:40:57,516 --> 01:40:59,266
- Hey, you're making him nervous!
- 1316
- 01:40:59,434 --> 01:41:01,194
- Shut up and get me some tape!
- 1317
- 01:41:01,353 --> 01:41:02,833
- Does anybody have any tape out there?
- 1318
- 01:41:02,896 --> 01:41:04,616
- I wanna put some tape
- over the death button.
- 1319
- 01:41:04,773 --> 01:41:07,653
- I don't have any tape. Let me check.
- 1320
- 01:41:07,818 --> 01:41:09,278
- Yo, Yondu...
- 1321
- 01:41:10,654 --> 01:41:12,824
- Do you have any tape?
- 1322
- 01:41:15,117 --> 01:41:18,157
- Gamora? Do you have any tape?
- 1323
- 01:41:18,328 --> 01:41:19,368
- Tape!
- 1324
- 01:41:19,538 --> 01:41:20,788
- Never mind.
- 1325
- 01:41:22,875 --> 01:41:25,465
- Drax, do you have any tape?
- 1326
- 01:41:26,211 --> 01:41:28,171
- Yes, Scotch tape would work.
- 1327
- 01:41:28,463 --> 01:41:30,423
- Then why did you ask me
- if Scotch tape would work,
- 1328
- 01:41:30,507 --> 01:41:32,007
- if you don't have any?
- 1329
- 01:41:33,010 --> 01:41:34,140
- Nobody has any tape!
- 1330
- 01:41:34,303 --> 01:41:35,853
- Not a single person has tape?
- 1331
- 01:41:36,221 --> 01:41:37,221
- Nope!
- 1332
- 01:41:37,389 --> 01:41:38,559
- Did you ask Nebula?
- 1333
- 01:41:39,433 --> 01:41:40,143
- Yes!
- 1334
- 01:41:40,309 --> 01:41:41,519
- Are you sure?
- 1335
- 01:41:41,685 --> 01:41:42,975
- I asked Yondu...
- 1336
- 01:41:43,145 --> 01:41:45,456
- - and she was sitting next to him.
- - I knew you were lying!
- 1337
- 01:41:45,480 --> 01:41:47,667
- You have priceless batteries
- and an atomic bomb in your bag.
- 1338
- 01:41:47,691 --> 01:41:50,071
- If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
- 1339
- 01:41:50,235 --> 01:41:53,735
- That's exactly my point!
- I have to do everything!
- 1340
- 01:41:53,947 --> 01:41:56,447
- You are wasting a lot of time here!
- 1341
- 01:42:02,789 --> 01:42:04,789
- We're all gonna die.
- 1342
- 01:42:06,460 --> 01:42:08,630
- Rear thrusters are out again!
- 1343
- 01:42:08,795 --> 01:42:11,585
- We're done for without that generator!
- 1344
- 01:42:24,853 --> 01:42:26,103
- Guardians...
- 1345
- 01:42:26,897 --> 01:42:28,567
- perhaps it will provide you solace...
- 1346
- 01:42:28,732 --> 01:42:31,402
- that your deaths
- are not without purpose.
- 1347
- 01:42:31,902 --> 01:42:33,572
- They will serve as a warning...
- 1348
- 01:42:33,737 --> 01:42:35,987
- to all of those tempted
- with betraying us.
- 1349
- 01:42:36,532 --> 01:42:39,332
- Don't screw with the Sovereign.
- 1350
- 01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:44,160
- This is gonna hurt.
- 1351
- 01:42:44,331 --> 01:42:45,961
- Promises, promises.
- 1352
- 01:42:56,301 --> 01:42:57,301
- Hey!
- 1353
- 01:43:08,939 --> 01:43:09,939
- No!
- 1354
- 01:43:10,524 --> 01:43:12,654
- No! No! No!
- 1355
- 01:43:18,115 --> 01:43:19,125
- We're gonna blow!
- 1356
- 01:43:24,371 --> 01:43:26,411
- Peter! No!
- 1357
- 01:43:46,226 --> 01:43:47,226
- What?
- 1358
- 01:43:47,561 --> 01:43:49,561
- You look like Mary Poppins.
- 1359
- 01:43:49,730 --> 01:43:51,150
- Is he cool?
- 1360
- 01:43:52,941 --> 01:43:54,651
- Hell, yeah, he's cool.
- 1361
- 01:43:55,319 --> 01:43:57,279
- I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
- 1362
- 01:44:24,598 --> 01:44:26,678
- Mantis, look out!
- 1363
- 01:44:38,737 --> 01:44:40,407
- She's just unconscious.
- 1364
- 01:44:56,380 --> 01:44:57,920
- How long until the bomb goes off?
- 1365
- 01:44:58,090 --> 01:45:00,430
- In the unlikely event
- that Groot doesn't kill us all...
- 1366
- 01:45:00,592 --> 01:45:01,842
- about six minutes.
- 1367
- 01:45:06,807 --> 01:45:09,307
- Kraglin, we need the quadrant
- for an extraction.
- 1368
- 01:45:09,476 --> 01:45:10,476
- T-minus five minutes.
- 1369
- 01:45:10,644 --> 01:45:11,814
- Aye, Captain.
- 1370
- 01:45:15,649 --> 01:45:17,569
- Somebody's gotta be up top
- when Kraglin arrives.
- 1371
- 01:45:18,861 --> 01:45:20,401
- Drax, take Mantis.
- 1372
- 01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:24,620
- My nipples!
- 1373
- 01:45:32,749 --> 01:45:34,079
- Gamora!
- 1374
- 01:45:37,713 --> 01:45:38,843
- Peter!
- 1375
- 01:46:05,073 --> 01:46:06,493
- Get over it.
- 1376
- 01:46:06,867 --> 01:46:10,747
- Come now, Peter.
- I know this isn't what you want.
- 1377
- 01:46:12,748 --> 01:46:17,248
- What kind of father would I be
- to let you make this choice?
- 1378
- 01:46:46,698 --> 01:46:47,818
- Yeah!
- 1379
- 01:46:48,784 --> 01:46:52,414
- Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.
- 1380
- 01:46:53,080 --> 01:46:56,290
- So stop pissing me off!
- 1381
- 01:47:16,395 --> 01:47:18,035
- We have to get up
- to the extraction point!
- 1382
- 01:47:26,113 --> 01:47:27,113
- Go!
- 1383
- 01:49:26,567 --> 01:49:28,147
- I told you...
- 1384
- 01:49:28,318 --> 01:49:32,238
- I don't want to do this alone.
- 1385
- 01:49:35,450 --> 01:49:36,450
- You cannot deny...
- 1386
- 01:49:36,618 --> 01:49:40,958
- the purpose the universe
- has bestowed upon you.
- 1387
- 01:49:50,048 --> 01:49:51,838
- Everyone, I need you to stay back!
- 1388
- 01:49:52,050 --> 01:49:53,050
- What is that?
- 1389
- 01:50:08,734 --> 01:50:11,034
- It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.
- 1390
- 01:50:13,071 --> 01:50:16,201
- Why are you destroying our chance?
- 1391
- 01:50:18,827 --> 01:50:21,957
- Stop pretending you
- aren't what you are.
- 1392
- 01:50:23,874 --> 01:50:24,874
- One in billions.
- 1393
- 01:50:26,585 --> 01:50:28,425
- Trillions. Even more.
- 1394
- 01:50:30,756 --> 01:50:35,136
- What greater meaning
- can life possibly have to offer?
- 1395
- 01:50:37,804 --> 01:50:41,984
- I don't use my head
- to fly the arrow, boy!
- 1396
- 01:50:42,476 --> 01:50:44,346
- I use my heart...
- 1397
- 01:51:19,596 --> 01:51:23,386
- You shouldn't have killed my mom,
- and squished my Walkman.
- 1398
- 01:51:23,559 --> 01:51:27,099
- And if you don't love me now
- 1399
- 01:51:27,271 --> 01:51:29,691
- You will never love me again
- 1400
- 01:51:29,857 --> 01:51:32,687
- I can still hear you saying
- 1401
- 01:51:32,860 --> 01:51:36,780
- You would never break the chain
- 1402
- 01:51:36,947 --> 01:51:38,987
- And if you don't love me now
- 1403
- 01:51:39,157 --> 01:51:41,827
- You will never love me again
- 1404
- 01:51:42,452 --> 01:51:46,622
- I can still hear you saying
- 1405
- 01:51:46,790 --> 01:51:49,580
- You would never break the chain
- 1406
- 01:51:49,751 --> 01:51:52,301
- And if you don't love me now
- 1407
- 01:51:52,462 --> 01:51:55,342
- You will never love me again
- 1408
- 01:51:55,507 --> 01:52:00,967
- I can still hear you saying
- You would never break the chain
- 1409
- 01:52:03,640 --> 01:52:06,430
- Groot? If you can hear me,
- hurry up!
- 1410
- 01:52:06,602 --> 01:52:09,852
- I'm not sure how long Quill
- can keep him distracted!
- 1411
- 01:52:10,230 --> 01:52:11,820
- Groot, hurry!
- 1412
- 01:53:07,579 --> 01:53:09,829
- Yondu, we're about to blow!
- 1413
- 01:53:09,998 --> 01:53:11,458
- Get to the ship!
- 1414
- 01:53:11,625 --> 01:53:12,675
- Not without Quill!
- 1415
- 01:53:12,835 --> 01:53:15,005
- You need to take care of the twig!
- 1416
- 01:53:16,255 --> 01:53:18,055
- Not without you!
- 1417
- 01:53:19,216 --> 01:53:22,506
- I ain't done nothin' right
- my whole damn life, rat.
- 1418
- 01:53:25,889 --> 01:53:28,099
- You need to give me this.
- 1419
- 01:53:38,318 --> 01:53:40,818
- A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
- 1420
- 01:53:40,988 --> 01:53:43,158
- I only have one of each.
- 1421
- 01:53:55,419 --> 01:53:57,089
- I am Groot.
- 1422
- 01:53:57,838 --> 01:53:58,918
- What's that?
- 1423
- 01:54:00,549 --> 01:54:04,759
- He says, "Welcome to the frickin'
- Guardians of the Galaxy."
- 1424
- 01:54:05,345 --> 01:54:07,715
- Only he didn't use "frickin'."
- 1425
- 01:54:13,979 --> 01:54:15,059
- Bye, twig.
- 1426
- 01:54:16,982 --> 01:54:20,612
- We're gonna need to have
- a real discussion about your language.
- 1427
- 01:55:15,249 --> 01:55:16,249
- Where's Peter?
- 1428
- 01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:19,000
- Rocket, where is he?
- 1429
- 01:55:19,753 --> 01:55:20,753
- Rocket.
- 1430
- 01:55:20,879 --> 01:55:22,459
- Rocket, look at me! Where is he?
- 1431
- 01:55:28,846 --> 01:55:31,216
- No. I'm not leaving without him.
- 1432
- 01:55:38,188 --> 01:55:39,188
- I'm sorry.
- 1433
- 01:55:40,023 --> 01:55:42,863
- I can only afford to lose one
- friend today.
- 1434
- 01:55:43,402 --> 01:55:44,402
- Kraglin, go!
- 1435
- 01:55:45,237 --> 01:55:46,237
- Wait...
- 1436
- 01:55:46,989 --> 01:55:48,569
- Is Quill back?
- 1437
- 01:55:50,075 --> 01:55:52,615
- Rocket, where's Quill?
- 1438
- 01:55:53,662 --> 01:55:57,082
- Rocket, where's Quill?
- 1439
- 01:55:58,083 --> 01:55:59,333
- Rocket!
- 1440
- 01:56:00,419 --> 01:56:01,419
- Where's Quill?
- 1441
- 01:56:03,422 --> 01:56:05,422
- Where's Quill?
- 1442
- 01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:15,890
- No, we need to stop it.
- 1443
- 01:56:21,064 --> 01:56:22,074
- Stop.
- 1444
- 01:56:22,858 --> 01:56:24,478
- Stop. Listen to me!
- 1445
- 01:56:24,651 --> 01:56:26,241
- You are a god.
- 1446
- 01:56:27,654 --> 01:56:28,994
- If you kill me...
- 1447
- 01:56:29,156 --> 01:56:31,776
- you'll be just like everybody else.
- 1448
- 01:56:32,826 --> 01:56:34,446
- What's so wrong with that?
- 1449
- 01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:35,620
- No!
- 1450
- 01:57:26,255 --> 01:57:30,015
- He may have been your father, boy,
- but he wasn't your daddy.
- 1451
- 01:57:34,346 --> 01:57:36,676
- I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.
- 1452
- 01:57:37,766 --> 01:57:40,056
- I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
- 1453
- 01:57:43,814 --> 01:57:45,154
- What?
- 1454
- 01:57:56,910 --> 01:57:58,080
- Yondu, what are you doing?
- 1455
- 01:57:58,245 --> 01:57:59,415
- You can't.
- 1456
- 01:58:00,122 --> 01:58:01,872
- Yondu!
- 1457
- 01:58:07,462 --> 01:58:09,052
- No!
- 1458
- 01:58:13,635 --> 01:58:14,635
- No!
- 1459
- 01:58:17,890 --> 01:58:20,480
- No! No!
- 1460
- 01:58:21,768 --> 01:58:23,058
- No!
- 1461
- 01:59:17,866 --> 01:59:19,276
- I told Gamora...
- 1462
- 01:59:19,451 --> 01:59:23,371
- how when I was a kid I used to pretend
- David Hasselhoff was my dad.
- 1463
- 01:59:26,124 --> 01:59:28,844
- He's a singer and actor from Earth,
- really famous guy.
- 1464
- 01:59:30,337 --> 01:59:32,257
- Earlier, it struck me...
- 1465
- 01:59:33,465 --> 01:59:37,585
- Yondu didn't have a talking car,
- but he did have a flying arrow.
- 1466
- 01:59:38,178 --> 01:59:40,308
- He didn't have the beautiful voice
- of an angel...
- 1467
- 01:59:40,472 --> 01:59:42,772
- but he did have the whistle of one.
- 1468
- 01:59:42,933 --> 01:59:46,443
- Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff
- went on kick-ass adventures...
- 1469
- 01:59:46,603 --> 01:59:49,113
- and hooked up with hot women...
- 1470
- 01:59:49,273 --> 01:59:51,273
- and fought robots.
- 1471
- 01:59:53,944 --> 01:59:57,954
- I guess David Hasselhoff did
- kind of end up being my dad after all.
- 1472
- 01:59:58,115 --> 01:59:59,285
- Only it was you, Yondu.
- 1473
- 02:00:05,873 --> 02:00:07,793
- I had a pretty cool dad.
- 1474
- 02:00:10,794 --> 02:00:13,464
- What I'm trying to say here is...
- 1475
- 02:00:14,464 --> 02:00:19,144
- sometimes that thing you're searching
- for your whole life...
- 1476
- 02:00:21,471 --> 02:00:23,811
- it's right there by your side all along.
- 1477
- 02:00:23,974 --> 02:00:25,814
- You don't even know it.
- 1478
- 02:00:37,863 --> 02:00:39,323
- I am Groot.
- 1479
- 02:00:40,699 --> 02:00:42,489
- He did call you twig.
- 1480
- 02:00:44,870 --> 02:00:46,200
- Nebula...
- 1481
- 02:00:51,168 --> 02:00:53,168
- I was a child like you.
- 1482
- 02:00:54,004 --> 02:00:58,174
- I was concerned with staying alive
- until the next day, every day.
- 1483
- 02:00:58,342 --> 02:01:01,302
- And I never considered
- what Thanos was doing to you.
- 1484
- 02:01:01,470 --> 02:01:03,220
- I'm trying to make it right.
- 1485
- 02:01:03,388 --> 02:01:04,808
- There are little girls like you...
- 1486
- 02:01:04,973 --> 02:01:07,813
- across the universe who are in danger.
- 1487
- 02:01:10,479 --> 02:01:12,019
- You can stay with us and help them.
- 1488
- 02:01:12,648 --> 02:01:15,028
- I will help them by killing Thanos.
- 1489
- 02:01:15,192 --> 02:01:17,192
- I don't know if that's possible.
- 1490
- 02:01:32,084 --> 02:01:34,214
- You will always be my sister.
- 1491
- 02:02:18,589 --> 02:02:19,589
- Pete!
- 1492
- 02:02:23,218 --> 02:02:24,968
- Captain found this for you
- in a junker shop.
- 1493
- 02:02:25,137 --> 02:02:27,967
- Said you'd come back
- to the fold someday.
- 1494
- 02:02:29,766 --> 02:02:30,926
- What is it?
- 1495
- 02:02:31,101 --> 02:02:32,101
- It's called a Zune.
- 1496
- 02:02:32,227 --> 02:02:34,080
- It's what everybody's listening
- to on Earth nowadays.
- 1497
- 02:02:34,104 --> 02:02:35,654
- It's got 300 songs on it.
- 1498
- 02:02:35,814 --> 02:02:38,114
- 300 songs?
- 1499
- 02:02:43,238 --> 02:02:44,408
- Wait.
- 1500
- 02:02:50,454 --> 02:02:52,334
- Rocket grabbed the pieces,
- and reassembled them.
- 1501
- 02:02:52,456 --> 02:02:54,916
- I think Yondu would want you to have it.
- 1502
- 02:02:58,337 --> 02:02:59,667
- Thanks...
- 1503
- 02:03:01,507 --> 02:03:02,797
- Captain.
- 1504
- 02:03:41,839 --> 02:03:44,629
- It's not time to make a change
- 1505
- 02:03:45,676 --> 02:03:49,296
- Just relax, take it easy
- 1506
- 02:03:49,471 --> 02:03:53,181
- You're still young, that's your fault
- 1507
- 02:03:53,350 --> 02:03:56,310
- There's so much you have to know
- 1508
- 02:03:56,478 --> 02:04:00,648
- Find a girl, settle down
- 1509
- 02:04:00,816 --> 02:04:03,936
- If you want you can marry
- 1510
- 02:04:04,111 --> 02:04:09,531
- Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
- 1511
- 02:04:14,872 --> 02:04:16,212
- They came.
- 1512
- 02:04:24,214 --> 02:04:25,674
- What is it?
- 1513
- 02:04:26,341 --> 02:04:30,471
- I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager
- buddies, and told them what he did.
- 1514
- 02:04:34,057 --> 02:04:35,887
- It's a Ravager funeral.
- 1515
- 02:04:53,327 --> 02:04:54,327
- Yeah!
- 1516
- 02:04:54,912 --> 02:04:56,372
- Yeah!
- 1517
- 02:05:03,712 --> 02:05:05,592
- He didn't let us down
- after all, Captain.
- 1518
- 02:05:06,548 --> 02:05:08,338
- No, he did not, son.
- 1519
- 02:05:09,343 --> 02:05:10,763
- He did not.
- 1520
- 02:05:17,434 --> 02:05:20,854
- Fare thee well, old friend.
- 1521
- 02:05:23,065 --> 02:05:27,905
- Yondu Udonta, I will see you
- in the stars.
- 1522
- 02:05:31,949 --> 02:05:33,949
- He didn't chase them away.
- 1523
- 02:05:34,117 --> 02:05:35,197
- No.
- 1524
- 02:05:36,245 --> 02:05:38,375
- Even though he yelled at them.
- 1525
- 02:05:38,539 --> 02:05:40,039
- And was always mean.
- 1526
- 02:05:42,626 --> 02:05:44,746
- And he stole batteries he didn't need.
- 1527
- 02:05:50,384 --> 02:05:51,934
- Well, of course not.
- 1528
- 02:06:16,159 --> 02:06:17,329
- What?
- 1529
- 02:06:17,995 --> 02:06:19,125
- It's just...
- 1530
- 02:06:21,790 --> 02:06:24,500
- some unspoken thing.
- 1531
- 02:06:33,594 --> 02:06:35,684
- It's beautiful.
- 1532
- 02:06:37,181 --> 02:06:38,351
- It is.
- 1533
- 02:06:39,850 --> 02:06:42,020
- And so are you.
- 1534
- 02:06:43,979 --> 02:06:45,189
- On the inside.
- 1535
- 02:06:52,029 --> 02:06:53,859
- Now there's a way
- 1536
- 02:06:54,031 --> 02:06:58,031
- And I know that I have to go away
- 1537
- 02:06:59,703 --> 02:07:02,213
- I know I have to go
- 1538
- 02:08:41,305 --> 02:08:42,395
- You know, it's a shame...
- 1539
- 02:08:42,556 --> 02:08:46,936
- that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu
- to bring us all together again.
- 1540
- 02:08:47,102 --> 02:08:50,312
- But I think he'd be proud knowing
- that we are back as a team.
- 1541
- 02:08:50,981 --> 02:08:51,981
- I'm in.
- 1542
- 02:08:52,149 --> 02:08:53,149
- Dope.
- 1543
- 02:08:53,275 --> 02:08:55,325
- I miss you guys so much!
- 1544
- 02:08:55,485 --> 02:08:56,735
- Hell, yes.
- 1545
- 02:08:59,781 --> 02:09:01,781
- What say we steal some shit?
- 1546
- 02:11:20,881 --> 02:11:22,801
- High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
- 1547
- 02:11:24,051 --> 02:11:27,141
- They are perturbed
- I've wasted our resources.
- 1548
- 02:11:31,808 --> 02:11:34,768
- When they see
- what I have created here...
- 1549
- 02:11:34,937 --> 02:11:36,977
- their wrath will dissipate.
- 1550
- 02:11:38,148 --> 02:11:41,148
- It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?
- 1551
- 02:11:42,569 --> 02:11:43,779
- That, my child...
- 1552
- 02:11:43,946 --> 02:11:45,906
- is the next step in our evolution.
- 1553
- 02:11:46,073 --> 02:11:49,123
- More powerful, more beautiful...
- 1554
- 02:11:49,284 --> 02:11:53,464
- more capable of destroying
- the Guardians of the Galaxy.
- 1555
- 02:11:55,999 --> 02:11:58,589
- I think I shall call him...
- 1556
- 02:12:00,337 --> 02:12:01,837
- Adam.
- 1557
- 02:14:04,378 --> 02:14:05,378
- Dude.
- 1558
- 02:14:06,088 --> 02:14:07,628
- Seriously?
- 1559
- 02:14:07,798 --> 02:14:09,798
- You gotta clean up your room.
- It's a complete mess.
- 1560
- 02:14:09,883 --> 02:14:11,303
- I am Groot.
- 1561
- 02:14:11,468 --> 02:14:13,388
- I am not boring. You're boring.
- 1562
- 02:14:13,554 --> 02:14:14,554
- You know what's boring?
- 1563
- 02:14:14,638 --> 02:14:17,718
- Sitting there,
- playing that mind-numbing game.
- 1564
- 02:14:17,891 --> 02:14:21,601
- What's boring is me tripping over
- your vines every day!
- 1565
- 02:14:22,062 --> 02:14:23,232
- I'm not boring!
- 1566
- 02:14:23,397 --> 02:14:24,477
- I am Groot.
- 1567
- 02:14:26,149 --> 02:14:28,649
- And now I know how Yondu felt.
- 1568
- 02:15:04,438 --> 02:15:06,648
- In these times of hardship...
- 1569
- 02:15:07,774 --> 02:15:09,864
- just remember...
- 1570
- 02:15:10,444 --> 02:15:14,494
- We. Are. Groot.
- 1571
- 02:15:17,784 --> 02:15:18,954
- Hey, fellas.
- 1572
- 02:15:19,119 --> 02:15:20,789
- Wait, where are you going?
- 1573
- 02:15:20,954 --> 02:15:23,374
- You were supposed to be my lift home.
- 1574
- 02:15:23,540 --> 02:15:25,170
- How will I get out of here?
- 1575
- 02:15:25,334 --> 02:15:26,544
- Hey! Aw, gee...
- 1576
- 02:15:26,710 --> 02:15:29,460
- I've got so many more stories to tell.
- 1577
- 02:15:29,630 --> 02:15:30,880
- Aw, guys.
- 1578
- 02:15:31,048 --> 02:15:33,378
- Oh, gee...
- 1579
- 02:15:34,048 --> 02:16:00,378
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