Poo Poo!

>be me, bonky
>with my friend pickle homer
>we're flying around casting spells on people
>and we have a routine
>bonky: ha ha ha! (fireball)
>pickle: poo poo!
>bonky: poo poo! (fireball)
>pickle: oink!
>bonky: oink! (fireball)
>pickle: oink!
>bonky: oink! (fireball)
>pickle: oink!
>bonky: oink! (fireball)
>pickle: oink!
>bonky: oink!
>we're having lots of fun
>suddenly a dragon appears
>it is HUGE
>it tries to join in on our fun
>it's not fun anymore
>dragon: poo poo! (fireball)
>dragon: oink! (fireball)
>we tell the dragon that it's not fun anymore
>saying oink and poo poo and casting fireballs is lame
>the dragon keeps doing it
>we stop flying
>we walk home
>the next day we go out our front door
>the dragon is there
>it says oink and poo poo and casts fireballs
>we run inside
>our house burns down
>we are homeless
>we have to apply for government assistance
>we spend all day in the homeless assistance office
>the dragon comes by
>it yells oink and poo poo and casts fireballs
>it burns down the center for homeless assistance
>we shake our fists at the dragon
>we yell at it to stop
>we say it's not funny anymore
>we head straight to the governor's mansion
>we ask the governor if we can kill the dragon
>he says sure
>we say thanks
>we head straight to the dragon's cave
>we say dragon, oink and poo poo and cast fireballs
>the dragon says poo poo! (fireball)
>we say poo poo! (fireball)
>the dragon says oink! (fireball)
>we say oink! (fireball)
>the dragon says poo poo! (fireball)
>it's suddenly fun again
>we're dodging fireballs
>we're throwing fireballs
>we're saying oink and poo poo
the dragon is dodging fireballs
>the dragon is throwing fireballs
>the dragon is saying oink and poo poo
>Pickle Homer and I both get hit
>we both fall down
>we are writhing on the ground
>we have burns over ninety percent of our body
>we are dying
>we are both dying
>we are lying in the dirt
>the dragon is flying above us
>we say stop
>we say it's not funny anymore
>it says oink (fireball)
>it says poo poo (fireball)
>we die
>we are in the ground
>we are underground
>we are in hell
>we are in hell forever
>we are in hell
>yeah!
>right?
>yeah!
>right?
yes, yes.
>we go to the devil
>we ask him if we can leave hell
>he says sure
>we say thanks
>we walk outside
>the sun is shining
>we see ourselves lying dead in the dirt
>we are scared
>we run back to hell
>we tell the devil that the sun is scary
>he says yeah, the sun is scary
>we tell him we saw our dead bodies and it scared us
>he says yeah, that's scary
>we're in hell
>we're in hell forever
>it's dark
>it's dark
>it's dark and scary
>it's dark and scary
>it's dark and scary
>it's dark and scary
>but at least there's no dragon here
>we hear a sound in a nearby hellcave
>there's a dragon in the cave
>the dragon says poo poo!