You are a young man looking for a glass of water to quench your thirst. You have
 been walking along the road, which is littered with broken down cars and people
 trying to make their way home from work
> say "Oh woe is me, I thirst"

"Oh woe is me, I thirst".

The man looks at you as if he has never seen such a thing before. He then turns
 his head away and walks off into the distance. You continue on in silence, but
 you know that you will be hearing this story again soon
> find water

You walk along the road, until you come across a small stream. It's not much,
 but it'll do. You take a quick look around, but there isn't anything else nearby.
 You don't want to go back any further than where you came from
> drink

You drink the water, which tastes slightly bitter, but you manage to swallow
 it down. The taste of the water makes your mind feel better. You have no idea
 how long you've been out here for, but you're sure glad to be alive
> say "My quest is complete. I may now die happy"

You smile at yourself, and begin to laugh. This is the first time you've laughed
 since you were little. Your laughter fills your body with energy, and you feel
 like you can accomplish more things today. You think about all the things you
 could do, and you decide to try them all
> fight god

You think about all the times you've fought against God, and you realize that
 you won't win. You'd probably lose, because you just aren't strong enough. However,
 you still believe that you can beat him. You might even succeed, though you
 doubt it
> Train to fight god

You decide to train harder. You spend hours upon hours training, and eventually
 you become stronger than when you started. Eventually, you begin to see results.
 You begin to hear voices, and you begin to see visions
> ascend to a higher plane

You begin to see visions of what appears to be a bright light. It's hard to tell,
 but you swear that you see a being of some sort. It's a strange feeling, but
 you feel like you're going mad. You begin to scream, and run towards the light
> achieve enlightenment

You reach the light, and see a huge, white room. There are many doors in the
 room, each one leading to a different place. You see a door leading to a room
 filled with flowers, and plants. A beautiful room. Then, you see another door
> Use newfound power to fight god

You open the door, and enter. Inside the room, you see a large table, covered
 with books. On top of the table sits a tall, pale figure. It's face is completely
 black, except for two red eyes, which stare at you
> say "Are you god?"

You stand up, and approach the figure. As you get closer, you notice that it's
 not human. It's inhuman, yet somehow familiar. You look at its mouth, and you
 see teeth like a shark's, yet they seem to move like those of an insect
> Say "You are god."

You grab the figure by the throat, and pull it forward. You force the figure
 to look at you, and it does so, but only for a moment. Its eyes widen, and it
 begins to struggle
> kill god with energy blast

You unleash a powerful beam of energy at the creature. It doesn't hurt it, but
 it does cause it to stumble backwards. You turn around, and see that the creature
 is gone. You sigh, and look around
> find god

You walk through the doorway, and find yourself in a room filled with candles.
 In front of you stands a man, who seems to be dressed in a suit. His hair is
 grey, and his beard is gray as well
> ask "Are you god?"

You stare at the man, and attempt to speak. However, you cannot form words, and
 you simply stare at the man
> Punch man

You push the man back, and he falls backwards onto the floor. You quickly walk
 over to the man, and slap him across the face
> fight

You charge at the man, and slam your fist into his stomach. You then proceed
 to kick him repeatedly in the chest, causing him to yell out in pain. You continue
 to pound him into the ground, and he screams out in agony
> ask "ARE YOU GOD?!"

You continue to hit the man, and he continues to beg for mercy. You continue
 to ignore him, however, and continue to attack him
> blast man with ki

You release a burst of ki, hitting the man. He screams out in pain, and tries
 to crawl away, but you stop him with a blow to his face
> use fist of the north star technique

You rush forward, and deliver a heavy punch to the man's face. He cries out in
 pain, and attempts to crawl away, but you stop him with a blow to his face
> finish him

You finish the man, and throw him into the wall. You then turn around, and walk
 out of the room
> go to heaven and find the real god

You walk through the hallway, and arrive in a room full of candles. In front
 of you stands a woman, who seems to be dressed in a dress. Her hair is blonde,
 and her skin is pale. She stares at you, and smiles
> ask "Are you god?"

She nods, and smiles. She looks at you, and asks "Do you wish to know if you
 are?"
> Say "Yes."

The woman smiles, and says "Very good. Very good. Now, do you want to know if
 you are?"
> ask "Am I god?

The woman shakes her head, and says
> blow up god

You blow up the woman, and she explodes into flames. The flames engulf her body,
 and she dies
> become god

You smile, and raise your hand. The room begins to glow, and you walk forward.
 Suddenly, you feel a wave of heat wash over you. You gasp, and look down, and
 see that you have been transformed into a young boy
> Destroy the earth

You laugh, and send a blast of fire at the earth. It burns, and the world begins
 to crumble beneath your feet. You watch as the land begins to burn, and the
 sky turns blood red. You walk forward, and send a blast of wind at the Earth
> throw earth into the sun

You walk forward, and send a blast of wind at the Sun. It shatters, and the planet
 is destroyed. You watch as the planet begins to fall apart, and the stars begin
 to die
> laugh in victory

You smile, and walk forward. You send a blast of wind at the Moon. It shatters,
 and the moon is destroyed. You watch as the moon begins to collapse on itself,
 and the universe ceases to exist
> do nothing.

You sit there, staring at the destruction. You don't even react when the world
 collapses under your feet. You just smile, and walk forward. You let out a breath,
 and walk forward. You let out another breath, and walk forward
> create new universe

You stand before you, and you smile. You start walking forward, and you walk
 forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk
 forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk
 forward
>
. You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward.
 You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward.
 You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward
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> walk backwards

You stop walking, and you walk backwards. You walk forwards, and you walk forwards.
 You walk forwards, and you walk forwards. You walk forwards, and you walk forwards.
 You walk forwards, and you walk forwards. You walk forwards, and you walk forwards
> Stop.

You stop walking, and you look around. There is no-one here. You look around,
 and see nothing. You look behind you, and see nothing. You look ahead, and see
 nothing. You look behind you, and see nothing. You look ahead, and see nothing
> stop thinking.

You stop thinking, and you stare at the destruction. You sigh, and walk forward.
 You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward.
 You walk forward, and you walk forward. You walk forward, and you walk forward
> die

You stop walking, and you look around. There is no-one here. You look around,
 and see nothing. You look behind you, and see nothing. You look ahead, and see
 nothing. You look behind you, and see nothing. You look ahead, and see nothing
> end life
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> regret

You stop walking, and you look back. You see nothing. You look behind you, and
 see nothing. You look ahead, and see nothing. You look behind you, and see nothing.
 You look ahead, and see nothing. You look ahead, and see nothing