Stranger: ok

Stranger: what about your whole figure??

You: I have blond hair

You: 5" 4'

Stranger: me too

You: Im quite skinny

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh..................

Stranger: suck my dick

You: ok -slowly pulls down yor pants and starts sucking ur dick very hard-

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: then i'll give my dick in your pussy

You: ok butt...

You: I have to take my panties of first ;)

You: -slowly pulls down panties...

Stranger: yes

Stranger: wow

You: -TO REVILE A MASSIVE DICK!!!!-

You: -PULLS UR PANTS OF AND ANALLY RAPES YOU-

You: CAUSE IM GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

You: POKEMON MASTER

You: TAKE IT BITCH TAKE IT!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some asshole started fucking around with my sis' so I fucked him, ANALLY TO! Thanks for the gary oak line o' person-who-made-it.