Racial analysis of Sonic the Hedgehog

2. A RACIAL ANALYSIS ON SONIC THE HEDGEHOG:

I've recently been pondering on another strange conundrum. We are all very well acquainted with Sonic, who has since his debut 2 decades ago on a shitty overpriced 16-bit unplayable gaming console, has gone on to become a multi-million copy success, brainwashing autistic goyim the world over with Jewish hypocrisies, such as withholding themselves in celibacy from every single stranger, except unless that obvious strange happens to be Mossad paedophiles, on his TV segment, 'Sonic Sez'.

Which leads me to think, is Sonic actually a human being and not a hedgehog as he, and his corporate backers at Sega, alleges, and if Sonic was a human, which race would he most likely have been?

Sonic can't be a hedgehog. He is bipedal, while hedgehogs are quadrupedal mammals. His skull is far too large when contrasted in ratio to his body size, and he is far too tall. Sonic is capable of producing linguistically complex morphemes comprised of a variety of individual sound phonemes, this trait is not shared anywhere else in the animal kingdom except with humans. Sonic has complex throwing and running movements which were evolved by emerging modern cro-magnon in their exo-African migrations, as such, he probably descends from such stock.

The Jewpanese at Sega were probably contracted by the Mossad to convolute the official line of his origins, which assert that he is a hedgehog from some far-away planet in another dimension, fighting against the evils of Dr. Eggman. If you note, the -man suffix is of Germano-Jewish origin. So, who is Dr. Eggman? Is he another crypto-Jew working for the Zionists?

Since Sonic has intellectual and physiological skills which only exist in post-African cro-magnon species, we can rule out at any rate that he is a negroid, however, this bares no affirmation of any Aryan-like status just yet. We need to investigate each of his anthropological features closely and individually. Autphag uses the ever-reliable indicator of a human specimen's skull morphology, so let us conduct a craniometric, phrenological analysis.

Sonic has multiple spikes which are the outer-countourous impressions of hemisuturical outgrowths, which are usually suggestive of congenital genetic disorders of metabolism, meaning he must have been severely mineral deficient, consistent with that diet usually obtained in the rough upper climes of the Northern European tundra during the Ice Age (placing his age in the 10,000s of years). He has extra large orbits, which are slightly inconsistent with those shapes founds in other specimens of the species, but could easily be explained by such as the aforementioned complication. Sonic has wide, bulbous and circular frontal bones not found in the skulls of the negroid and, although caucasian frontals are bulbous, burly and circular, they're not often wide, and tend to be shorter than the temporal; in Sonic's skull, the frontal is just as wide as the temporal, which is usually suggestive of a Mongoloid-Slavic admixture, far distant from the heritage of the early Iberian celt-nigger.

He perhaps has impressive knowledge of the various political conspiracies that have formed throughout this time; initial Alien and later, Jewish Neanderthal Khazzar Kabbalist migrations, perhaps saw value in an omni-temporal being such as Sonic, hence his preserved livelihood hitherto. Pedomorphicism is yet another feature of Mongoloid races, but usually such an effect is diminished with the admixturisation of such a creed with any Slavic lineages, as seen with the Cossacks, who are hairy and ugly. It is clear that Sonic is of some kind of Mongolian origin, though he is not closely related to the Altaics for a lack of evidenced pedomorphic traits.

That conclusion however is lost when you consider some of his social behaviours, which ultimately manifest from some primordial inferiority in his racial composition.

He does like to run with speed, which is a repetitive stim often encountered in the Khoisian negroid. The behaviour is of such pathological nature that it does interfere with his greater intellectual and social functioning, something that often betrays East African Capoids' large craniometrical credentials. While he is certainly endowed with the Kenyan sprinter's marathon-like endurance, this would certainly bely any racial greatness to be found in other suspect heritages. This paints a confusing racial picture for the Sonic pseudohedgehog post-cromagnon.

Which leads me into another direction of raciological consideration: could he be Jewish?

Sonic has no apparent mathematical, lateral, or abstract ability, which is consistent with the Jew's Roman-like disposition to be poor strategists, visual thinkers, low-latency and uninhibited inventors, etc. He is a great practitioner of the rash advance, and follows through every endeavor equipped with little more than his intuition. The combination of this with his high verbal intelligence, apparent manipulativeness, and moralizing, self-hypocriticizing tendencies, lead me to believe he is himself a Khazarian Judaism convert.