Streaming zombies picking up some mamis
Latinas coming over from Mexico
Ready to give me a combo
The one from Papa John's not that head blow
Gotta use the code 25 OFF
Unless they're closed, now I gotta make some beef stroganoff

They say I only have 5 viewers
And they call Charles the interviewer
Getting dozens of views on my youtube videos
It's just enough to pay for my cheerios

DubleDice, I'm as cold as ice
Making my subscriptions overpriced
Nerfing the dads like nobody's ever seen
With my hat on you'd think I'm fourteen

Tolbajoober comes in thinking he's the only viewer
If he trash talks again his dads are going to be fewer
Frank's streams are probably better
But once his mom finds out about the streams it'll upset her

When I play with Taylor i've never seen so many downs
He plays like he broke both arms on the playground
And everyone knows when DubleDice comes to town