hulk x loki chaptr 1

"hluk smsh!!!!" sed the hulk as he saw th punny norse fgod uy loki. loki ws like "oh no, dont uhrt me with ur big strong man arms tht r so green like my favrit color! it is my favrit bc i hv it all over my leotard!!!1 but mits actually sopuused 2 b a rlly cool super suit xcept its lame nad i wer a gay cape!!!!" hulk was angr so he rarod snd he sed "no i wll smash u because ur a big men jerk & u hav no fronds!!" & loki sed "no pls ur 2 strong 4 me & my grezy hair"

but htn the hilk ws like "no, ur gresy hair it shiny nad butiful, puny kloki man, it make my kororkor go doki doki" & he flexd his big man green arms and loko said "oh hulk u r so tsromg and manly w ur bgi musles" and nthen the hulk mad his musles evn bigger and his PAMNTS RIPD OFF!

loki ssw his crothh rocket an d he siad "omg so sugoi" & then he got b aboner! humlk saw lokis tricky bonr nad his rcotch rooket ws on lifdoff 2! nad then hklu took lokins leotruda off nad it ripped but he took then cap and sed "loki ur hoter wth this gey cape, u ned 2 wear it wile we do it" and then loki sad "yes lts do it"

so thn hulk put his big mmeat montster green boner in2 lokis ntiny god butthole and koil screamd "no it hurts hulk ur bonr is 12 big" but hilk just but his boner in further nad loki stardted 2 cry nd peed hinself nad hulk said that shot lok iur pee is grnen

thne hulk peed in2 lokid butthole and his pee tog outsid lokis crkack and it ws purpul!!!!!!! loks sad "hulk ur pee is purpld is that y ur pants r purple" and hulk esad "yes loki i ma not potty trained & i piss myself all tday kong and tony nas 2 clen my underware 4 me"

but then loki remembmr that hulk ws the nenemy wen hulk sad tony bcos tony is rino man and so lonki usd his god magic 2 put his leortard bac on nad he shot hulk with his nmind bullets until hulk fwll out of the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nad then hulk died the end