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NEON STRUCT: Carrion Carrier first pass script

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  1. NEON STRUCT: CARRION CARRIER
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  3. MISSION 1
  4. CARLO: Hey friend, how's your night going? Keeping safe?
  5. CARLO: We've only got a few packages to deliver right now. Hopefully business picks up soon, else...
  6. CARLO: Anyway, take this one and drop it off over at the hotel. I'll have the rest of these ready to go when you get back.
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  8. MISSION 2
  9. CARLO: Ready to go again? We've got some masks to deliver around the neighborhood. Be quick about it, folks need these right now.
  10. I mean, they need meds more, but who knows where we'd get our hands on meds these nights?
  11. CARLO: And hey, watch your [Energy] levels, I don't need you running out of juice on a job like this. Be sure to hit up a Recharge Station if you're running low.
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  13. MISSION 3
  14. CARLO: Hey again. Still watching that [Energy] level? We've got just a few more parcels to deliver tonight if you're still up for it.
  15. CARLO: If you got the [Credits] to spare, you might want to pick up some upgrades. No pressure, just thought it might help out there. This delivery should take you past the Upgrade Shop if you're interested.
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  17. MISSION 4
  18. CARLO: Oh, hey friend. How you holding up? Listen, uh, if you've got time later, we should talk. I mean, um, don't worry about it right now.
  19. CARLO: We've got some arms to deliver. A lot, actually. You noticed how many people are buying arms these nights? I guess people don't feel safe in their own homes.
  20. CARLO: Anyway, you take care.
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  22. MISSION 5
  23. CARLO: Hey friend. Look, um... I'm sorry. I appreciate all you've done but I can't afford to keep you on the team. We're just not getting the orders like we used to, ever since the big boys came to town.
  24. CARLO: If you need another gig, I can put in a word for you at Frobadoodle. They're always hiring, even in this outbreak. Hell, they probably pay better than I do.
  25. CARLO: Well, all right, one last job for old times' sake, friend? Be seeing you.
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  27. MISSION 6
  28. FROBADOODLE KIOSK: Welcome to the Frobadoodle online interactive career assessment program. Thank you for your interest in joining the Frobadoodle team!
  29. FROBADOODLE KIOSK: Please consider this your job interview. Take these parcels and deliver them promptly. If you perform efficiently, you may be offered a recurring contract with the Frobadoodle delivery network!
  30. FROBADOODLE KIOSK: And remember: being a part of the Frobadoodle family is a privilege!
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  32. MISSION 7
  33. FURT: Congratulations on your successful career assessment with Frobadoodle. I'm Mike Furtwengler, you can call me Furt. I'll be your handler while you're with us.
  34. FURT: This next delivery is a critical one, so shut up and pay attention. We've got a shipment of meds and we need to get them to the people who need them most. Politicians, CEOs, you know: important men.
  35. FURT: Frobadoodle values its workers, and we'll offer bonus [Credits] if you make this delivery on time.
  36. What are you waiting for? Get to it!
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  38. MISSION 8
  39. FURT: Got those meds delivered? Good hustle. Frobadoodle thanks you for your service.
  40. FURT: We've got more meds for you to deliver. These aren't critical, just handouts to the plebs, but don't dilly-dally. There's still a bonus in it for you.
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  42. MISSION 9
  43. FURT: Here's another fun job for you: the Frobadoodle blue has requisitioned a new array of arms to keep them safe from the rioters.
  44. FURT: Come on, do your part for the family and get moving!
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  46. MISSION 10
  47. FURT: Long night getting to you, huh? Frobadoodle thanks you for your service, and will drop your ass in a heartbeat if you slow down.
  48. That's a joke! But seriously, pick up the pace.
  49. FURT: Nothing too exciting this time, just delivering the regular post. Postcards from places where they still see the sun.
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  51. MISSION 11
  52. FURT: Oh, you're back? I'm honestly impressed with your dedication to the Frobadoodle team. Maybe we won't need to replace you with our own drones.
  53. That's a joke! You're a valued part of the Frobadoodle family.
  54. FURT: We need to move some inventory between our properties. This should be a breeze for someone like you.
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  56. MISSION 12
  57. FURT: All right, good hustle. Frobadoodle thanks you for your service.
  58. FURT: We're going to be closing up for the night soon but we need to get the morning news delivered.
  59. FURT: You seem like a reliable courier. And you can keep your mouth shut. If you're still looking for work after this, my friend Ned might have a job for you. Wait for a call at the payphone in the park.
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  61. MISSION 13
  62. NED: HELLO? THIS IS CRISPY NED! NO, WAIT! THIS ISN'T CRISPY NED! WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?
  63. NED: No, yes, right, I called you. Furt said you could help. I'm just a bit on edge. So can you help?
  64. NED: Not big on small talk, I got it. Look, there's a package of stims taped under that phone. Just drop them off where I tell you, got it?
  65. You'll get a cut, don't even worry about it.
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  67. MISSION 14
  68. NED: HI, THIS IS CRISPY NED! ONE SEC! GIVE ME ONE SEC!
  69. NED: Ah, that's better. There's another drop of stims under that payphone to deliver. This is a \"friends and family\" special. Frobadoodle is withholding the meds, so we gotta resort to stims to stay awake.
  70. NED: There's no money in it, but I've got something big coming if you do this for me. And no helping yourself to the product. I'M WATCHING YOU!
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  72. MISSION 15
  73. NED: Shhh, they're listening. It's Frobadoodle. It's Furt. He was never my friend. Shut up. Shut your mouth.
  74. NED: I left a \"package\" under that \"phone\" and I need you to bring it to me. Catch my drift?
  75. NED: I can pay this time, just hurry up already. And be gentle with it! It's awake.
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  77. MISSION 16
  78. NED: HI, THIS IS CRISPY NED! HAVE WE MET? OH, IT'S YOU!
  79. NED: CHECK UNDER THE PHONE, THERE'S A BUNDLE OF PAGES I PRINTED OUT! IT'S THE TRUTH THE WORLD NEEDS TO HEAR! THEY NEED TO HEAR THE FIREWORKS!
  80. NED: DISTRIBUTE THOSE ALL OVER THE CITY! PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW! THE OUTBREAK, THE ARMS, THE MEDS, THE STIMS, IT'S ALL CONNECTED! IT'S ALL FROBADOODLE! DON'T YOU SEE? DON'T YOU SEE?
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  82. MISSION 17
  83. NED: YOU DID IT! I MEAN, WE DID IT! CRISPY NED AND... WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!
  84. NED: I just need one more thing from you. I left another bundle at that phone. It's just some stuff I'm sending to some old friends. Don't even worry about it.
  85. NED: You don't even have to deliver them, just drop them off at the Frobadoodle kiosks for me, and that will take care of them. BEST FRIENDS! FOR LIFE!
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