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Deadmeat Chronicles: Walk Down the Street

Jun 18th, 2013
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane and purple eyes.
  2. >You are walking down a sidewalk close to hedges so you can hide quickly if you need to.
  3. >You hear crying, “Mommeh get nummies babeh… haf miwkies…”
  4. >To your front you see a fluffy walk out from some bushes and nibble at stumps of grass in the sidewalk cracks.
  5. >You walk closer with your three fluffies following.
  6. >She turns and sees you, “Whaaaa! Munsta!”
  7. >She turns and quickly truddles back to the bush.
  8. >You hear crying and the fluffy muttering, “Quie’ babehs… quie’ fo mommeh…”
  9. >You walk forward and look into the bush she went into.
  10. >You see her sitting and cuddling two young foals.
  11. >She has her back to you.
  12. >You look around seeing no other fluffies.
  13. >You also see that the under side of the bush is picked clean of leaves and the grass is almost to the dirt around the bush.
  14. >”Why fwuffy hewe?”
  15. >She turns and sees you, “Nuuuu! Musta fin fwuffy!”
  16. >She puts the foals down and gently takes there hooves and covers their eyes.
  17. >She in turn lays down and covers her eyes as well.
  18. >”Munsta nuu fin fwuffy noa!”
  19. >You stomp, “Deadmeat am nuu munsta!”
  20. >She starts shaking, “Munsta heaw fwuffy! How munsta heaw fwuffy!”
  21. >She slowly lowers one of her hooves and sees you, “Nuuu! Munsta fin fwuffy! Hewp!”
  22. >She lets out a stream of shit as she screams.
  23. >She scrambles to her foals and covers them, “Pwease nuu hewt babeh munsta!”
  24. >You scowl at her, “Yoo bad meanie fwuffy!”
  25. >You start to stomp away.
  26. >Next Special Friend runs over to the cowering fluffy, “Yoo mean! Smawty am bestest smawty!”
  27. >You little throng falls in behind you and Next Special Friend starts to sing a song, “Smawty am bestest smawty, de bestest smawty fo fwuffy!”
  28. >”Smawty fin de bestest nummies, smawty kee fwuffy saf!”
  29. >”Nummies...?”
  30. >The mother fluffy comes scrambling out from the bush.
  31. >”Wai’! Wai’ fo fwuffy!”
  32. >She truddles quickly in front of you and lays on her belly.
  33. >”Pwease munsta… gif nummies… fwuffy hungy… nee make miwkies fo babehs…”
  34. >You scowl at her, “Yoo meanie! Deadmeat am nuu munsta!”
  35. >She starts to crawl slightly to you, “Am sowwy! Yoo gud munsta! Gif mommeh nummies!”
  36. >She grabs on of your hooves, “Mommeh gif bestest feew fo stwong fwuffy gif nummies!”
  37. >You snort at the groveling fluffy.
  38. >Next Special Friend comes over and hugs your neck, “Yay! Bestest smawty gif hungy fwuffy nummies!”
  39. >Your other fluffies come up, “Yay! Nummies! Fwuffy am hungy too!”
  40. >You look around.
  41. >The grass in the area is almost to the dirt, the bushes lower branches are almost bare.
  42. >You see some trash cans but you don’t smell nummies in them.
  43. >You look closer at the bushes and see leaves in higher branches.
  44. >You walk to the bush and look it over.
  45. >Your head twinges a bit as you study the bush.
  46. >You then walk into it and grab one of the branches with your teeth and pull down.
  47. >”YAY! NUMMIES!”, all fluffies shout at once.
  48. >They run up and ravenously eat the leaves.
  49. >You pull a couple of other branches down.
  50. >You then make your two male fluffies pull branches down for you to eat.
  51. >The fluffy mommy runs back to her babies as you turn and walk on.
  52. >You have a full tummy and you want to go as far as you can.
  53. >You wonder for a bit and come to a black path.
  54. >You trot over it quickly and find a hedge row on the other side.
  55. >You crawl under some bushes and lay down.
  56. >”Fwuffies west hewe.” , you say stretching and rolling in the dirt.
  57. >Your fluffies lay down giggling and start to hug each other.
  58. >They also play impromptu games of peek a boo.
  59. >You are scanning for danger when you hear a loud noise.
  60. >It sounds like a crash followed by the sound of scattering debris.
  61. >You walk and look down the sidewalk.
  62. >You see a trash can tipped over.
  63. >”Fwuffies stay… Deameat goo wook…”
  64. >They never stop playing as you walk off.
  65. >You get close to the can and hear rummaging.
  66. >”Whewe nummie… Hase nee nummies…”
  67. >You go to the opening of the trash can and look in.
  68. >You see garbage shuffling about then a light blue earth fluffy with a yellow mane comes backing out.
  69. >He is dragging an old brown lettuce leaf.
  70. >After he gets it out he sits it down and starts to nibble on it.
  71. >”Nummies am gud nummies!”
  72. >You walk up and start to sniff the trash.
  73. >He hears you and whips around.
  74. >When he sees you he covers the lettuce with his body, “Nuu! Hase fin nummies! It Hase nummies! Yoo go way!”
  75. >You ignore him and continue sniffing.
  76. >”Dey few nummies in der…”
  77. >He scrambles back and bites the lettuce.
  78. >He runs behind the trash can and you hear him chomping on the food.
  79. >You walk into the trash and sniff more, moving the debris in it.
  80. >You feel the other fluffy jump in next to you, “My nummies! Yoo go way!”
  81. >He starts to rummage quickly.
  82. >He comes up with an old piece of bread with a look of triumph on his face.
  83. >He drops it long enough to give you a raspberry.
  84. >He bites it back up and truddles out.
  85. >You hear him nomming behind you.
  86. >You manage to find an apple core and a banana peel.
  87. >You bite them up and drag them out.
  88. >The fluffy looks at you, “Whewe yoo get dem nummies?”
  89. >You look at the food, “Dey nuu able feed fwuffies… nee mo nummies…”
  90. >The fluffy looks from the food to you, “Ahhhh! You have wots owies!”
  91. >You ignore the fluffy.
  92. >You start to look around.
  93. >You see a yard with green grass and in its center you see a small garden.
  94. >It looks like there are lots of nummies there.
  95. >You start to walk toward it.
  96. >The light blue fluffy with the yellow mane jumps on your back, “Nuu snappies!”
  97. >You shake and throw him off.
  98. >He lands and rolls, “Owies! Fwuffy nee’ huggies…”
  99. >You glare at the sniffling fluffy, “Why yoo jump Deadmeat!?”
  100. >”Hase am sowwy… dat bad pwace fo fwuffy… *sniffle*”
  101. >He is wiping tears from his eyes.
  102. >You look from him to the garden.
  103. >You decide not to mess with this strange fluffy.
  104. >You walk over and bite the nummies and start to walk back to your herd.
  105. >”Whewe fwuffy go?”
  106. >You hear the strange fluffy behind you.
  107. >You drop the food and turn around, “Go way!”
  108. >He falls on his belly, “Pwease nuu hewt Hase! Am gud fwuffy!”
  109. >You turn to bite the nummies, “Yoo haf hewd? Whewe hewd?”
  110. >”Deadmeat nee’ take nummies… nuu nummies hewe…”
  111. >You glance back, “Whewe yoo hewd?”
  112. >He looks at you with hurt in his eyes, ”Hase haf to weave hewd… wump wump…”
  113. >”Why yoo weave hewd?”
  114. >He simply says, “Wump wump…”
  115. >You shake your head at the fluffy and bit the nummies up again.
  116. >You walk back to where you left your fluffies.
  117. >Next Special friend runs out from under the bush and hugs you, “Yay! Smawty am back!”
  118. >You here a squee from behind you, “Yoo am smawty! Tee hee hee! Hase mee’ smawty fwen! Yay!”
  119. >You ignore the light blue earth fluffy and lay down the nummies.
  120. >”Fwuffies howd nummies duwing walwkie time. We haf nummies when beddy bye time.”
  121. >You feel a nose touch your rump and hear a deep sniff coming from behind you.
  122. >You leap forward and whip around, “Why yoo sniff Deadmeat!?”
  123. >You puff your cheeks as the fluffy sits in front of you wagging its tail.
  124. >He has a big smile on his face with his toungue hanging out the side of his mouth.
  125. >”Hase weady to join yoo hewd noa!”
  126. >The fluffies run out from under the bush and start to hug him, “Yay! New fwen!”
  127. >”Wai’! Wai fo fwuffy!”
  128. >You turn and see the fluffy mommy running your way.
  129. >She has her foals on her back and they are huddling in her fluff.
  130. >”Fwuffy hewe fo munsta smawty!”
  131. >You stomp at her, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
  132. >She comes truddling up in front of you, “Fwuffy join munsta smawty hewd! Yoo gud smawty, gif nummies!”
  133. >”We nuu haf ‘nuff nummies.”
  134. >Haze walks over giggling and sniffs deeply over the mommy.
  135. >He looks real close at the babies and sniffs them long and hard.
  136. >He then falls on his back and giggles, “Fwuffy smeww gud! Hase am happy!”
  137. >Your fluffies start to dance around you, “Yay! Smawty get bigger hewd!”
  138. >You snort, “Yoo take nummie and fowwow! We mof noa!”
  139. >Haze runs up and bites the stem of the apple core.
  140. >One of the fluffies that joined you at first grabs the banana peel.
  141. >Next Special Friend starts to sing, “Smawty am de bestest smawty! He fin nummies and keep fwuffy saf!”
  142. >”Bestest smawty onwy smawty for Nex Speshul Fwen! Yay!”
  143. >You walk down the sidewalk with Haze next to you and the rest of your fluffies following behind.
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