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what's the appeal of alastor?

Apr 11th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #694
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  3. what's the sx appeal of alastor? what is it about "tumblr sxymen" that causes them to be a thing anyway
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  5. Some people are genuinely fooled by his superficial charm, and the little musical number he did where he mocked Charlie's dream.
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  7. Vivziepop may have unintentionally wrote Alastor to be a 1:1 perfect representation of a serial killer.
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  9. >>37832292
  10. Same reason women wanted to fuck guys like Bundy or Daumer.
  11. Women are insane.
  12. >>37832474
  13. I'm pretty sure it was completely intentional.
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  15. I like that he's a murderous cannibal with 20's flair. He's also got cute hair and sharp teeth, which I like. His radio shtick is unique and the implied voodoo powers are cool. Also deer are cute.
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  17. I dunno if he checks the "tumblr sxymen" boxes entirely, but I may just be in denial. I don't think his motive are clear enough for that. Val is more of the tumblr sxyman, just plainly evil, obvious sx appeal, powerful, etc.
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  19. Valentino doesn't really dress like a tumblr sxyman or act like one, he's significantly more crass and sleazy.
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  21. h ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731738112002228245/831014834991530015/1618175521920.jpg
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  23. >h ttps://tumblrsexymen.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Tropes
  24. I feel called out by the "DILF" description.
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  26. Kowalski?
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  28. Yes sir ?
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  30. Analysis. Why are people attracted to to Alastor
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  32. He's charming, powerful and always in control despite having a seemingly thin and frail body. He's to the Hazbin cast what baguettes are to breads. Anything else ?
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  34. That'll be all soldier, dismissed
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  36. h ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731738112002228245/831015276891078696/1618191880189.jpg
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  38. I love the butthurt about voodoo
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  40. I too loved to see the rage over something like that. Religion is meant to be practiced.
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  42. >the only people that can use voodoo are black people
  43. Where did this dumb idea come from
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  45. >being killed by dogs is rcist
  46. Is this a well known piece of history that I'm simply ignorant of? Were dogs in the 1930s super weapons trained to kill colored folk on sight like those velociraptors in that terrible Jurassic World movie?
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  48. >Where did you say we were going again?
  49. >My theme park
  50. >But the turn was 2 miles back, we're almost in another ring now
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  52. doesn't know what 'creole' means. Not even fking creoles know what it means
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  54. t. from Louisiana
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  56. It's literally the 'other' option, and they have no real unified culture
  57. >white creaoles
  58. >black creeols
  59. some people fron trinidad think they are creoles
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  61. you're all just mystery
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