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Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat Heals

Apr 29th, 2014
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn with a light green mane.
  2. >And right now you are sore.
  3. >You are walking around your herd area.
  4. >You are hurt.
  5. >You are mad.
  6. >Bruce and four owchie friends surround you as you walk.
  7. *sniff*
  8. >You jump as a nose pushes into your rump.
  9. >”Hee hee hee… gud smeww…”
  10. >You turn around seeing Haze has snuck up behind you.
  11. >His limp is getting better and the swelling in his face is going down.
  12. >You shake your hoof at him, “Nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
  13. >He giggles and runs up to Bruce and sniffs his rump.
  14. >Bruce babbles angrily at him as he trots of smiling.
  15. >You stomp on as your owchie friends trot to keep up.
  16. >Bruce is on alert looking around.
  17. >Every once in a while he mutters to himself, “Hewd nee smawty…”, as if constantly reminding himself of your importance.
  18. >Fluffies play and jump ignoring you as you sulk through.
  19. >You stomp to the food bush seeing stores are low.
  20. >You had sent Pookie out earlier on a food run so you are not too worried.
  21. >You continue to stomp on.
  22. >You stomp out of your herd area and head toward the nearby tree place.
  23. >You hear Haze’s voice from behind you, ”Why smawty go way fwom hewd? Smawty haf owwies.”
  24. >You continue to stomp, “Deadmeat go whewe Deadmeat wan!”
  25. >You stomp on.
  26. >You were a good friend!
  27. >Why did the other smarty send fluffies to hurt you?
  28. >Why did they call you a monster!?
  29. >Your owchie friends and Bruce glance at you nervously as sparklies start to come from the end of your horn.
  30. >Your chest twinges slightly with each stomp.
  31. >Your wound has scabbed over.
  32. >You ignore the itching and pinching from it as you stomp on into the trees.
  33. >You see a small group of fluffies playing and giggling.
  34. >You ignore them as you stomp past.
  35. >They see you and a large unicorn jumps from the group toward you.
  36. >He makes sparklies from his horn and puffs his cheeks.
  37. >”Dis smawty wand! Yoo go way!”
  38. >Bruce and your owchie friends turn to face the smarty.
  39. >Bruce opens his mouth and-
  40. >”Unf! Owwies!”
  41. >Bruce is knocked to the side as you charge past him in a blur heading toward the smarty.
  42. >He loses all appearance of bravery as fear crosses his face.
  43. >He starts to frantically step backward as you jump and tackle him.
  44. >He yells as you roll across the ground, ”AHHHH! Hewp smawty! Munsta fwuffy haf smawty!”
  45. >You place your hoof on his chest and press down holding him on his back.
  46. >”Deadmeat am nuu munsta! Why yoo say Deadmeat am munta!?”
  47. >He lets out a pitiful whine and spray a stream of scaredy poopies.
  48. >”Cause you am meanie fwuffy! Wahhhhhh!”
  49. >Your owchie friends walk over and soround you and the smarty.
  50. >Haze starts to crawl around the two of you on his belly giggling and smiling at the downed smarty.
  51. >You lean in and get nose to nose to the smarty.
  52. >Sparklies fly off your horn as your eyes narrow.
  53. >You growl adorably at the smarty, “Am Deadmeat wook wike meanie fwuffy!?”
  54. >The hapless smarty starts to shake uncontrollably, “Y-y-yoo…. WAHHHHHHHH!!!”
  55. >You start feeling even more angry.
  56. >You stomp on the smarty’s chest, “DEADMEAT AM NUU MEANIE!”
  57. >”Nuuuu! Why munsta hewt daddeh?”
  58. >”Pwease munsta! Nuu hewt speshul fwen! Wahhhhh!”
  59. >Haze pops up confused, “Hase nuu hewt fwuffy.”
  60. >You look up and snap, “DEADMEAT NUU MUNSTA!”
  61. >Bruce turns and walks to the fluffy who just yelled out.
  62. >He bites her ear and starts to pull her over to you.
  63. >The baby fluffy next to her starts to cry and follow after her.
  64. >The female fluffy lays on her belly next to you and the smarty with her foal holding onto her leg shaking in fear.
  65. >Bruce sniffs, “Noa haf dum dum smawty speshul fwen.”
  66. >”Smarty gif big sowwies dum dum smawty and haf speshu huggies wif dum dum smawty’s speshul fwen.”
  67. >Haze gets up and stands over the subjugated fluffies.
  68. >He looks at you with a puzzled look, “Smawty wan Hase gif owies babbeh fwuffy?”
  69. >The female starts to shuffle toward you, “Fwuffy am make munsta smawty haf bestest gud feew… pwease nuu hewt babbeh…”
  70. >You look over the fluffies as you continue to hold down the smarty, “Why fwuffy am scawed Deadmeat!”
  71. >”Deadmeat nuu am meanie!”
  72. >You bat the downed fluffy on his ear, “Deadmeat nuu meanie!”
  73. >He whines pitifully as you glare at him.
  74. >Bruce walks up next to you on your right and Haze approaches on your left.
  75. >Bruce looks at you, “Wha smawty do?”
  76. >Haze looks down at the smarty smiling and wagging his tail, “If smawty nuu wan be meanie den Hase gif owies fo smawty!”
  77. >You are huffing and gritting your teethe but find yourself hesitating, ”Deadmeat nuu wan be meanie…”
  78. >Bruce stomps and huffs, “Yoo am smawty! Smawty am smawty! Nuu am meanie! Am smawty!”
  79. >Haze smiles at you, “Den smawty wan Hase gif owies?”
  80. >You huff not answering.
  81. >Bruce stomps again, “Nuu be dum dum smawty! If dis smawty am on top den he gif yoo big owies! Take yoo speshul fwen! Gif yoo babbeh big owies!”
  82. >Haze looks at you, “Hase am wif smawty. Wha smawty wan do am wha Hase do.”
  83. >Bruce starts to stomp in place, “Nnnnnnn! NNNNNN! Bwoos nuu undehstan! Bwoos se smawty gif owies!”
  84. >”Dis dum dum nee owies! Dum dum smawty gif hewd owies!”
  85. >You stomp down on the smarty, “Bu’ dis fwuffy nuu able gif owies!”
  86. >Haze looks at Bruce, “Yoo nuu be smawty! Smawty do wha am gud fo hewd.”
  87. >Bruce snaps back at Haze, “Gif owies am gud fo hewd!”
  88. >He glares down at the other smarty, “Wet dum dum smawties know nuu twy gif owies!”
  89. >You look down, “Gif owies to fwuffy dat nuu am thweat... dat make Deadmeat meanie…”
  90. >Bruce snaps at you, “Nuu! Dat make yoo stwong smawty! Gud smawty fo hewd!”
  91. >The smarty under your hoof starts to look up, “Yoo nuu gif owies?”
  92. >He smiles, “Yoo am gud smawty! Yoo nuu be meanie!”
  93. >You snap at him, “Yoo quie’!”
  94. >He looks around, “Yoo haf aww big fwuffy bu yoo nuu haf dem gif owies… yoo dum dum!”
  95. >He starts to kick under your hoof.
  96. >He yells to his small herd, “Gif owies dum dum fwuffies ow smawty gif big owies an sowwy poopies!”
  97. >He bats at your hoof as your eyes narrow.
  98. >A few of the nearby fluffies start to step toward you as your owchie friends start to puff their cheeks.
  99. >”Gif owies! Gif-“
  100. >His words cut off as your horn plunges deep into his neck.
  101. >His eyes bug out as you wiggle your horn.
  102. >Blood spays out and starts to coat your chest as you rip your horn out and stare at the other herd.
  103. >His mouth quickly fills with blood and starts to pour out the sides.
  104. >The other herd freezes staring at you in fear.
  105. >Your owchie friends now embolden step between you and the other fluffies.
  106. >The smarty under your hoof kicks his hoofs a few times before they fall to his side limp.
  107. >You feel a nuzzle at your neck, “Gif stwong fwuffy gud feews… pwease nuu hewt babeh…”
  108. >You look to your side seeing the speshul friend of the dead smawrty nuzzling next to you.
  109. >”Nuuu! daddeh haf big hewties! Huggies hewp daddeh!”
  110. >The young foal runs up and starts to hug the dead fluffy.
  111. >Bruce leans over and whispers in your ear, “Be stwong smawty! Take dum dumd smawty speshul fwen!”
  112. >You look around seeing the fluffies are looking at you.
  113. >Even your owchie friends are glancing back at you.
  114. >”Why nuu gif speshul huggie?”, “Fwuffy nuu gif sowwie poopies…”, “How dat smawty gif owies smawty?”
  115. >Haze is looking about nervously, “Hase am wif smawty… wha smawty do am gud…”
  116. >The female fluffy starts to lick behind your ear and coo.
  117. >She turns and presents herself to you.
  118. >You trot up to her and mount her.
  119. >You grab her tight as you thrust vigorously.
  120. >“Enf! Enf! Enf! Nuu enf! Am enf! Enf! Meanie! Enf! Enf! Enf! Nuu am! Enf! Eennnf! MeeeenF Eeenf!”
  121. >You bear down forcing her head onto the ground as you continue to give her good feels.
  122. >The surrounding fluffies lay on their bellies watching as you take the dead smarty’s mate.
  123. >The foal continues to hug the dead smarty ignoring what is going on behind him.
  124. >You keep noticing the drips of blood coming off your horn staining the back of this new mare’s mane as you keep giving your special hug.
  125. >You finally finish putting your happy juice inside her.
  126. >”EnnFF! Deadmeat! Enf! Enf! Enf!... nuu am! Enf!...meanie….”
  127. >She is huffing under you.
  128. >Her eyes open slowly, “Dat am gud speshul huggies…”
  129. >She wiggles out from under you and gives you a big hug, “Yoo am gud smawty! Nuu hewt babbeh noa!”
  130. >She trots over to the young foal and bites the nape of its neck.
  131. >You are shaking your fluff as she drops the baby fluffy in front of you, “Dis am yoo daddeh noa.”
  132. >She gives a raspberry to the dead fluffy, “Dat am weak dum dum oveh dere!”
  133. >The foal looks up at you, “Yoo am daddeh? Daddeh!”
  134. >It truddles up and hugs your leg still stained with the other smarty’s blood.
  135. >You looked down at the foal surprised, “Bu’ Deadmeat nuu am fwuffy daddeh.”
  136. >The foals mother giggles, “Yoo am siwwy! Yoo take fwuffy mommeh. Yoo am daddeh.”
  137. >She bites the nape of the foal and trots over to your owchie friends.
  138. >You turn and stare at the fluffies from the other herd.
  139. >Haze starts to jump around giggling, “Hase gif owies noa? Gif gud owies fo de smawty!”
  140. >Bruce and the other owchie friends start to step toward the cowering group.
  141. >Finally one yells, “Wahhhh! Bad fwuffies gif owies to gud fwuffy! Saf fwuffy!”
  142. >They all turn and run away screaming and crying.
  143. >Bruce looks at you, “Smawty gif sowwie poopies?”
  144. >You step over to the dead fluffy and raise your tail giving him sorry poopies as the foal runs back to you hugging your leg, “Wub nyu daddeh!”
  145. >You step away and look around.
  146. >Haze is sniffing at a random beetle and giggling.
  147. >Bruce walks next to you, “Wh asmawty wan do noa?”
  148. >You look at the dead fluffy then just gaze into the distance.
  149. >”Deadmeat wan go back hewd awea noa…”
  150. >The female comes over and happily picks up her baby and starts to trot behind the owchie friends heading back to your herd area.
  151. >You start to walk back as well.
  152. >Bruce walks beside you for a bit, “Yoo haf big hewd! Big hewd nee stwong smawty!”
  153. >He looks at you, “Yoo nuu be stwong smawty den nuther fwuffy be stwong smawty!”
  154. >You ignore him as he trots on ahead.
  155. >Haze come trotting behind you ever smiling.
  156. >You look toward the ground.
  157. >You have done some meanie things.
  158. >You have given lots of sorries and owwies.
  159. >But this is the first time you have felt like a meanie for doing it.
  160. >You finally make it back to your herd area.
  161. >”Smawty am de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
  162. >Next Special Friend comes trotting up singing.
  163. >She starts to dance around you randomly kicking her legs about.
  164. >”Smawty keep hewd saf anfd wun off bad…”
  165. >She looks at you and stops singing.
  166. >She throws herself at you and hugs your neck.
  167. >You stop actually surprised, “Why gif Deadmeat huggies?”
  168. >She hugs tighter, “Gud fwuffy sometime feew bad. Nee’ huggies wemind fwuffy dey gud fwuffy…”
  169. >”Smawty wook wike nee biggest bestest huggie. Nex Speshul Fwen gif bestest huggie!”
  170. >You give her a hug back, “Tank yoo…”
  171. >Haze comes walking by and Next Special Friend lets you go and runs over to him, “Yay! Hase am back! Kee’ smawty saf!”
  172. >Haze smiles at her then sticks his nose into her chest and sniffs deeply as she giggles.
  173. >You start to feel a bit better.
  174. >Then you start to think that this is all the lying smarty’s fault!
  175. >He made you be a meanie!
  176. >But it wasn’t all bad.
  177. >You think it is good that you got a new fluffy to give special huggies to.
  178. >Mamma fluffy has been getting a bit big to hold properly lately.
  179. >But you have to concentrate on the bad smarty.
  180. >You will make him pay for making you a meanie!
  181. >You look over and see Bruce and shout at him, “Main owchie fwen! Come Deadmeat!”
  182. >Bruce trots over in front of you and sits with a looking like he feels inconvenienced.
  183. >”Yoo am get owchie fwens! We gif bad hewd owies!”
  184. >Bruce looks at you shocked, then lets a smile creep across his face.
  185. >He stands and stomps, “Ge’ owchies fwens fo smawty! Gif wots owwies! Tee hee hee!”
  186. >He trots of to start grabbing fluffies.
  187. >”WEEEEEEE! Smawty gif owies! Hase gif owies too! YAY!”
  188. >Haze leaps past you giggling and starts to skip among the fluffies.
  189. >You get a grim look on your face as you look toward where the bad herd is.
  190. >You will let your wounds heal up.
  191. >Then you will give owchies.
  192. >You will give biggest owchies!
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