teaching because people seem to care what i do

Someone has joined Fenoopy Brand Cosmetics.
Me grabs the chalk, and uses the board. Turning his back to the girl, he writes JUTSU on it.

 "We'll discuss jutsus today." From then, the boy draws a simple body on the  the chalk board. It was crude, and not really tasteful.

 He draws another next to it. "The clone jutsu is what we will start with. It is also known as the Bunshin Jutsu."
K writes in her notebook:
❤️JUTSU
❤️.
K ❤️JUTSU❤️
Me says: It is a body-double of sorts. Completing copying your appearances, and cloning it.
Me says: It's a mere illusion, that can be easily seen through should someone know what to look or.
Me says: for.*
K asks: Oh. That's what that guy used on me in the fight, right?
Me demonstrates the jutsu, making a copy of himself. Down to his scarf, it appears perfect at first glance. Up until the point, the boy walks directly through it.

 As though it were a ghost. The clone appearing completely intangible. "They hold no mass of their own, and therefore can do no more than cause visual confusion."
Me has activated a technique: Bunshin no Jutsu!
K carefully writes down the seals required to use the jutsu, as well as a visualization of the end result. "Should I try it myself, sensei?"
Me says: In due time.
K says: Got it....
Me says: We move on to the next.
Me waves a hand through the space the clone occupying as though it would dissipate. It does not. The optical illusion shimmers a bit, but remains. Until he does a seal atleast.

 "A forceful strike must be used to be rid of the clone, or cancel it yourself. Now then- we move onto the next."

 After that last portion, he returns to the board, and next to the image of the crudely drawn bodies, he draws what appears to be a long rectangle, with a single line extending out of it's side, and some weird squiggly lines along it's length, with a circle drawn a bit off from it's center.

 It was meant to be a log, from a tree. "This next one is integral for many even later in their careers as a Shinobi. It is known as the Substition Technique."
Me says: Allowing we Shinobi to replace our bodies with an object of equal, or roughly equivalent sizing to ourselves in order to evade a danger that we can not deal with otherewise.
K writes down tyhe basic principles of the substitution technique. She was pretty small; the instructor's chair was probably big enough to switch with.
Me says: Mm.
Me says: The last one.
Me says, before returning to the board.

 This time he draws three crude bodies. Two are different in one way. Atop the first, the word HENGE can be seen.  The second seems to possess hair, the word TARGET is written above their head.

 A bald person, next to the other which seems to possess hair. With an arrow pointed toward them from the bald person to the one with hair, an = sign culminates onto the last drawing. Showing nothing different, infact it was just the person with hair again. Though the word HENGE was now written above them.

 "The Transformsation Technique, or Henge jutsu is the last of the techniques that will make up the basics in any shinobi's kit." Demonstrating it's uses immediately,  He looks at the girl, before doing a set of seals and in a puff of smoke, he takes on her appearance!

 Everything about him changing; features, clothing, physiques, voice. It was all seemingly perfectly copied.
Me yells: Henge no Jutsu!
Me says: It is commonly utilized primarily in infiltrations.
Me says: Though it is not perfect. Some may be able to tell you apart, should you know nothing of the target you've taken the form of, .
K points at the figure which looked like herself. "You turned into me!"
Me says: I have. Yes.
K says: Weird....
K takes note on the Henge technique and its possible uses in ninja combat.
Me says: I will now teach you these three techniques.
Me says: They are pivotal points necesary to graduate.
Me says: You may show me your progress with them if you'd like, but truthfully- I will not be the one testing you in the end, so I find it unnecessary.
K asks: After this what's left to graduate?
K says: Yes sir
Me steps around the desk, and extends a hand out towards K, as silent beckon for her to approach him.
K gets up from the bench and quizzically approaches the teacher.
M closing the distance in that moment, he raises his hands up, and lets them settle there infront of them. Giving only one other command.

 "Copy what you see me do with my own hands." As eyes leer down towards K, the boy works in silence from this point on, in these moments he instructs her on the necessary seals for each individual basic jutsu that he had spoken about today.