Phantasm Hall, Part 1

<DM>	--==QUEST START==--
<DM>	Quest Map: http://i.imgur.com/6XJf4jH.png
<DM>	*You enter a room that is roughly 30 feet in length and 20 feet wide. Not much distinguishes this room other than a triforce made up of stone slabs on the floor in the middle of the room. Unusually, the colours of the triforce slabs are blood red, emerald green and sky blue respectively going in a clockwise patten going from the top. The rest of the room is coloured dull grey, as if the brickwork on the walls and tiles on the floor had lost their colour. Seve
<DM>	ral burning torches are perched on the side walls, illuminating the room. There are doors on the north and south walls. A series of grey pots and vases are arranged in front of the north wall*
<DM>	*You have entered from the south*
<Red_Enrics>	This place looks abandoned.
<Red_Enrics>	..ish.
*	DM eats M&Ms while sitting behind the 4th wall while everybody reads the wall of text
<Baegba>	Wot
<Dex>	Smash pots!
<Dex>	SMASH POTS!
<Baegba>	FLIP TABLES!
*	Baegba sees no table
<Baegba>	Er... Slammin' doors?
*	DM gets pushed off his chair by the guiding hand that made Super Metroid from behind the 4th wall
*	DM waits for someone to move.
*	Dex looks at the pots and vases.
*	Baegba tries to roll out of the idle phase
*	Darte blinks bemusedly at the door.
*	Dex smashes a pot with another pot.
*	Red_Enrics looks around
<Dex>	These vases were made by a man with a lot of fur on him.
<Dex>	A hairy potter.
<Baegba>	(Lol)
<Dex>	I guess we just potter around here for a bit?
<DM>	@Dex: *You examine the pot and smash two pots together. 10 rupees and a Magic Potion drop*
<Dex>	Yoink.
<Dex>	Mine now.
<Dex>	magic potion gives +1 magic yes
*	Baegba rolls up the door
<Baegba>	...
<DM>	(Err, I'll let that pass)
*	Baegba rolls up TO the door
<DM>	*There are still 4 pots and 2 vases remaining*
<Dex>	SMASH THEM ALL!
*	Red_Enrics sighs
*	Dex goes on a pot smashing rampage.
*	Darte tosses his boomerang in the pots' general direction.
*	Dex throws a pot at the boomerang.
<DM>	@Dex: *You smash one of the pots and vases before Darte smashes the rest with his boomerang. Both of you get 50 rupees each as two fairies emerge and a Green Potion drops*
*	Darte yoinks a fairy.
<DM>	*The potion is in a bottle, so no worries about it spilling everywhere.*
<Red_Enrics>	Damn it
<Red_Enrics>	Dex
<Red_Enrics>	Er
<Red_Enrics>	Darte
<Red_Enrics>	I could've used one of those
*	Dex takes the potion.
<Dex>	One of you dorks can have the other fairy
<DM>	*There is a second fairy*
<Red_Enrics>	Considering the shinanigans during the Sheikah trials
*	Baegba rolls over to the fairy and yoinks it
*	Red_Enrics puts a fairy in a bottle.
<Red_Enrics>	Fuck
*	Baegba pots the fairy into a bottle
*	DM employs a mystical force that makes the bottled fairy fly out of Baegba's hands
<Red_Enrics>	38h 12m | Annoyed
<DM>	(Roll Courage if you wish to catch it)
<Baegba>	$11d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 5, 10, 2, 6, 3, 1, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 1, 7, 1, 4, 10, 6, 5, 10, 10, 1, 5, 2, 10, 10, 5, 1, 1, 4, 5, 1, 5, 6, 4, 2, 9, 8, 6, 1, 10, 1, 7, 1, 4, 1, 9, 2, 3, 6, 9, 2, 9, 6, 4, 1, 7, 5 and 3. Total: 241. Successes: 32.
*	Baegba fails miserably
*	X_X is now known as Bottled
*	Bottled is now known as Bottled_Fairy
*	Red_Enrics snatches the fairy first and puts it in a bottle.
<Red_Enrics>	1 Fairy, 1 Empty Bottle
*	Bottled_Fairy sits in the bottle, feeling frustrated at the fact that she has been trapped.
*	Bottled_Fairy is now known as X_X
*	Red_Enrics puts away the bottle.
<Dex>	Door?
<Red_Enrics>	Agreed
<Dex>	WHATS BEHIND DOOR NUMBER THE ONLY DOOR HERE
*	Baegba rolls back over to the door
<Red_Enrics>	38h 12m | Somewhat less annoyed
*	DM is prepared to load the next room
<Dex>	Should we knock/
*	Red_Enrics heads to the next room
<DM>	@Red_Enrics: *Congratulations! You bump into the door because you forgot to open it.*
<Dex>	Be polite. Knock first.
<Dex>	Ring the doorbell.
<Red_Enrics>	38h 12m | Annoyed again due to DM Shinanigans.
<Dex>	That's my favorite restaurant.
<DM>	*Suddenly, the door opens on itself*
*	Red_Enrics enters the door by opening it, walking around the open part of the door, and GOD DAMN IT DM.
<DM>	(Ready for me to load?)
<DM>	*by itself
*	Baegba rolls into the next room
<Dex>	Dex walks over himself to get into the room.
<DM>	*Grammar Nazi is spawned behind the 4th wall!*
*	X___X is now known as Grammar
*	Grammar is now known as Grammar_Nazi
<Red_Enrics>	38h 12m | Annoyed by to much filler
<Grammar_Nazi>	DM, if you make one more typo...
<DM>	*You enter a 40 foot square room, dull grey for the most part very much like the previous room. However, the room is lit up by coloured flames on three podiums arranged in a triad pointing north with their flames being coloured in the same formation as the triforce marking in the entrance room. On the ground between the torches lies an inverted triforce marking, this time completely white. In the middle of the inverted triforce marking stands a completely whi
<DM>	te robed figure with a Wizzrobe Wand in it's hands, seeming to absorb the coloured light emitted from the flames. There are doors on the North, South and West walls.*
<Red_Enrics>	38h 12m | Annoyed by Grammar Nazi's being assholes.
<DM>	Grammar Nazi, how about no.
<Dex>	I say we put out the torches.
*	X_X is now known as Robed_Figure
<Baegba>	Is it Cthulhu in disguise?
<DM>	*Did the figure hear you? Roll Wisdom vs his Wisdom*
<Robed_Figure>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 8, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 5, 6, 6, 8, 5, 9, 6, 9, 3, 6, 10, 1, 2, 3, 6, 6, 2, 4, 1, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 160. Successes: 21.
<Red_Enrics>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 4, 10, 5, 10, 10, 3, 8, 1, 9, 2, 6, 4, 5, 3, 8, 7, 7, 8, 9, 9, 8, 6, 9, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 174. Successes: 22.
<DM>	(Baegba, roll Wisdom)
<Baegba>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 5, 10, 5, 9, 5, 1, 2, 9, 1, 6, 6, 6, 4, 1, 7, 7, 6, 1, 6, 4, 3, 5, 1, 10, 2, 7, 9, 10, 9, 4, 4, 10, 4, 3, 1, 5, 8 and 7. Total: 216. Successes: 29.
<DM>	(You too Dex)
<Dex>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 7, 3, 4, 3, 10, 10, 2, 8, 2, 9, 5, 7, 4, 7, 4, 1, 9, 1, 7, 4, 3, 2, 4, 8, 9 and 4. Total: 153. Successes: 17.
<Darte>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 7, 6, 3, 2, 4, 9, 4, 3, 9, 3, 2, 8, 2, 5, 5, 1, 6, 2, 3, 8, 1, 7, 3, 3, 6, 3, 5 and 6. Total: 132. Successes: 13.
<DM>	(Bad rolls)
*	Robed_Figure hears Darte and Dex enter the room and turns around to see them
*	Darte pushes through the door noisily, ignorant of the others skulking just beyond.
*	Red_Enrics isn't noticed, oddly enough.
<Robed_Figure>	What business do you have here?
<Dex>	I'm not really sure. The DM didn't give us a purpose.
<DM>	*You notice that the robed figure looks just like a Wizzrobe, but compltely white except the staff*
<Dex>	Just chillin' I guess.
<Dex>	Anyway. Calm down Gandalf we're just looking around.
<Robed_Figure>	Hmph
<Robed_Figure>	Dare to call me Gandalf?
<Dex>	It's a joke Sauruman. Relax.
*	Robed_Figure flees through the North Door
<Red_Enrics>	OBJECTION
<Red_Enrics>	YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT
*	Robed_Figure just bumps right into the door, forgetting to open it. Idiot
<Dex>	JUMP HIM LADS!
*	Dex jumps the figure.
<Red_Enrics>	(If you're going to do that to me, DM, then I'm doing it to you. :ImGrumpyTonight:
*	Robed_Figure opens the door and flees through
<DM>	(To catch him, roll Courage vs Courage)
<Dex>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 1, 9, 6, 7, 10, 4, 7, 7, 2, 5, 6, 9, 9, 8, 2, 10, 5, 7, 4, 1, 1, 3, 10, 4, 1, 10, 7, 7, 4, 3, 9, 6, 3, 4 and 9. Total: 211. Successes: 27.
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 2, 3, 10, 6, 9, 2, 9, 4, 6, 8, 3, 9, 8, 6, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 10, 5, 3, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 8, 7, 5, 7, 1, 9, 4, 2, 9, 6, 6, 10, 3, 10, 8, 10, 8, 8, 3 and 2. Total: 298. Successes: 40.
<Robed_Figure>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 10, 8, 10, 1, 8, 9, 3, 2, 9, 5, 6, 3, 2, 8, 5, 4, 10, 9, 4, 1, 5, 7, 7, 4, 7, 9, 5 and 1. Total: 173. Successes: 23.
*	Red_Enrics tackles the Robed_Figure
*	Robed_Figure gets tackled by Dex and Red_Enrics
<Robed_Figure>	Erugh!
<Red_Enrics>	(I was all like: http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13801113701944331974.GIF )
*	Dex rips off the figures robes.
<DM>	*You just see whiteness as you tear off the robes*
<DM>	*Meanwhile...*
<DM>	$37d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 9, 5, 6, 1, 3, 7, 3, 2, 10, 10, 1, 2, 9, 10, 6, 3, 5, 1, 9, 1, 10, 8, 4, 3, 9, 10, 8, 8, 5, 2, 8, 5, 8, 3 and 2. Total: 214. Successes: 29.
<DM>	(Red_Enrics, roll Wisdom to defend)
<Red_Enrics>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 6, 10, 8, 1, 6, 10, 6, 3, 1, 6, 8, 1, 7, 8, 3, 10, 2, 7, 10, 1, 9, 9, 1, 10, 5, 1, 4, 10, 7, 5, 5, 7, 1, 3, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 216. Successes: 30.
<Red_Enrics>	(Including Shield, I assume.)
<DM>	(Wait... 40 Wisdom?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh shit, wrong roll.)
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 4, 5, 5, 9, 4, 9, 2, 6, 3, 8, 2, 10, 9, 10, 8, 8, 9, 6, 6, 7, 3, 3, 10, 5, 1, 8, 9 and 3. Total: 190. Successes: 25.
<Red_Enrics>	(Derp)
<DM>	*A hallowed being that glows pink teleports behind Red_Enrics*
*	X__X is now known as Chaos
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm?
*	Chaos is now known as Chaos_Elemental
<Chaos_Elemental>	(Updated: Enemy stats)
*	Chaos_Elemental follows up with Hallowed Punch (Roll Courage!)
<Chaos_Elemental>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 2, 10, 8, 7, 3, 9, 7, 9, 10, 9, 7, 1, 1, 1, 6, 8, 4, 1, 6, 10, 4, 4, 6, 5, 6, 10, 9, 6, 4, 1, 2, 8, 4, 3, 9, 9, 2 and 8. Total: 231. Successes: 29.
<Dex>	do we get enemy stats?
<Chaos_Elemental>	<Chaos_Elemental> (Updated: Enemy stats)
<DM>	(Red_Enrics, roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	(Defending?)
<DM>	(Yes defending)
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 252. Successes: 32.
*	Red_Enrics has no trouble blocking the attack.
<Red_Enrics>	Er
*	Chaos_Elemental 's punch leaves a glowing afterimage
<DM>	COUNTERATTACK!
*	Red_Enrics has no trouble dodging the attack.
*	Red_Enrics counters with his Mini Scythe. (CouragE)
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 269. Successes: 32.
<Chaos_Elemental>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 2, 1, 6, 7, 5, 8, 10, 10, 8, 6, 5, 9, 5, 2, 2, 4, 2, 7, 7, 5, 10, 4, 3, 5, 7, 8, 4, 10, 5, 6, 4, 7, 4, 4 and 4. Total: 213. Successes: 28.
<Red_Enrics>	(lol Same roll)
<Red_Enrics>	32 - 28 = 4 damage
<Red_Enrics>	Oh
*	Chaos_Elemental takes 4 damage, not bothering to activate Warp Shield
<Red_Enrics>	And Null is inflicted
<Chaos_Elemental>	23h ??m
<Red_Enrics>	If the attack is successful, target gets the Null Affliction:
<Red_Enrics>	    The next recovery effect either cast by the target or to affect the target is nullified.
<Red_Enrics>	    Null is then removed.
<Red_Enrics>	Null lasts until the end of your turn one round later.
<Chaos_Elemental>	!!!
<Robed_Figure>	Thank you.
<Red_Enrics>	Eh?
*	Baegba rolls in place
*	Robed_Figure attempts to escape
<Robed_Figure>	(Roll Wisdom!)
<Robed_Figure>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 7, 2, 5, 8, 5, 10, 7, 7, 9, 7, 7, 4, 9, 1, 8, 3, 2, 9, 5, 6, 10, 6, 10, 1, 10, 2, 9 and 3. Total: 189. Successes: 26.
<Red_Enrics>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 7, 3, 3, 7, 9, 2, 1, 9, 1, 8, 1, 2, 2, 5, 9, 2, 8, 8, 7, 8, 2, 10 and 1. Total: 127. Successes: 13.
<Dex>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 6, 1, 4, 2, 5, 1, 5, 10, 1, 8, 6, 10, 10, 6, 2, 4, 6, 1, 2, 2, 5, 2, 10, 9, 2 and 4. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
<Baegba>	(Everyone has to roll?)
<Robed_Figure>	(Yes)
<Robed_Figure>	(Oh dear)
<Baegba>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 4, 3, 4, 4, 6, 9, 6, 3, 9, 3, 5, 6, 2, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 9, 7, 7, 6, 8, 5, 4, 6, 2, 3, 9, 5, 10, 1, 3, 9, 1, 1 and 2. Total: 185. Successes: 20.
<Baegba>	LORD DARTE SAVE US
*	Darte blinks and taps his foot in irritation.  "I'm not the one dashing into trouble, here."
<Darte>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 6, 7, 3, 9, 7, 8, 4, 6, 9, 4, 3, 4, 6, 10, 10, 8, 10, 6, 8, 3, 6, 5, 9, 5, 4, 9 and 3. Total: 192. Successes: 25.
<Baegba>	GOOD ENOUGH
<Dex>	not really the robed dude got 26
*	Red_Enrics rerolls Baegba
*	Robed_Figure successfuly escapes into the North room.
<Baegba>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 8, 5, 6, 8, 5, 9, 4, 1, 8, 4, 4, 8, 2, 3, 3, 8, 1, 10, 6, 9, 6, 1, 1, 2, 8, 1, 10, 7, 5, 1, 10, 7, 2, 6, 7, 6, 7 and 7. Total: 209. Successes: 27.
*	Robed_Figure is blocked instead
<Robed_Figure>	...
<Dex>	Wait I totally have his robes.
<Dex>	What do I do with them?
<Dex>	Can I wear them?
*	Red_Enrics chases after the Robed Figure and attempts to tackle him again
<DM>	Sure
<Red_Enrics>	$48d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 9, 2, 1, 4, 7, 6, 10, 5, 4, 5, 1, 9, 9, 7, 4, 4, 7, 1, 4, 10, 3, 5, 6, 9, 3, 8, 10, 3, 2, 10, 10, 5, 7, 3, 9, 10, 8, 10, 9, 8, 1 and 2. Total: 281. Successes: 37.
<Dex>	Can I make an attractive table cloth out of them?
<Robed_Figure>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 3, 10, 9, 8, 2, 5, 1, 4, 4, 1, 10, 3, 9, 3, 5, 3, 1, 10, 9, 7, 6, 2, 8, 10, 1, 9, 1 and 8. Total: 160. Successes: 19.
<Red_Enrics>	http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13801113701944331974.GIF
*	Robed_Figure takes 5 Neutral damage as a result.
<Robed_Figure>	20h ??M
<Red_Enrics>	Tackle Count: 2
<Dex>	Hmm.
<Baegba>	(I am not even going to Power Punch the figure)
*	Dex puts on the robes.
<DM>	*Suddenly, two skulls wreathed in flames emerge from the coloured flames
*	Dex steps up to where the figure was and tries to absorb the light like the dude was.
<Red_Enrics>	(So this is basically a Chase Session, with lots of Red tackles.)
<Dex>	IS IT WORKING?
<Dex>	CAN I PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE WIND?
<DM>	@Dex: *You seem to be absorbing some of the colour.*
<Darte>	(YOUR INVIZBL DEX)
<DM>	(You heal 1 Heart at the start of each round during battle while you are wearing the robe*
<Dex>	you got an item link
*	Darte dashes around to block the door.
<DM>	(Working on it)
<Red_Enrics>	(Put me on Auto Follow, Dinner shinanigans)
<DM>	(By the way, the robe is being improved thank you very much)
<DM>	*improv'd
<Dex>	youre welcome
*	Baegba attempts to Power Punch the Robed_Figure? (Roll Power?)
<Robed_Figure>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 5, 8, 8, 9, 10, 1, 8, 7, 7, 10, 7, 3, 5, 2, 1, 5, 1, 3, 1, 5, 3, 4, 1, 10, 9, 10, 3 and 3. Total: 167. Successes: 22.
<Baegba>	$54d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 287. Successes: 35.
<DM>	(I am so killing you all for this)
<Darte>	(if you didn't want arbitrary actions, maybe you should've popped a $init)
<DM>	(True)
<DM>	(Everyone roll inits
<Baegba>	35-22=13-(Whatever else there is)
<Robed_Figure>	7h ??m
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Robed_Figure>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Red_Enrics>	(Back)
<Chaos_Elemental>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Dex>	technically hes not a robed figure now
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Dex>	since i stripped him naked
<Dex>	$init1d11
*	Robed_Figure is now known as Phantasm_Wizzrobe
<Dex>	$init 1d11
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Tatl>	Phantasm_Wizzrobe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Baegba>	18h, 20m | Loss of 5 C and 5 W
<Darte>	$init 1d11
<Tatl>	Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Darte>	"This is why hanging back and observing is so useful.  Watch and learn, boys."
<DM>	(Hang on)
*	Grammar_Nazi is now known as Bubble
*	Bubble is now known as White_Bubble
*	White_Bubble is now known as White_Bubble1
<White_Bubble1>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
*	White_Bubble1 is now known as White_Bubble2
*	Baegba is away: Brb
<White_Bubble2>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
*	White_Bubble2 is now known as White_Bubble
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), White_Bubble1 (7), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Darte (10).
<DM>	(Refresh, enemy stats)
<DM>	(and yes, you did just catch the boss)
<DM>	(The stupid thing was supposed to escape)
<Dex>	and now hes naked
<Baegba>	(Is it appropriate to post this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFBwjZCFoZU )
<Dex>	NICE NIPPLES JERKWAD!
<Darte>	(He can still try to escape, I think.)
*	Baegba is back (gone 00:01:50)
<DM>	*The all you can see of the Wizzrobe is just whiteness*
<DM>	(He can still try)
<Darte>	(What colour are the bubbles?)
<Dex>	do i get any bonuses for absorbing the colours?
<DM>	(Yes, look in the post cause I just updated it)
<DM>	(You took Phantasm Robes, but I will drop the Magic cost for this battle)
<DM>	(Bubble 1 is Blue, Bubble 2 is Green)
<DM>	(Brb, AFK)
*	Darte fires a PSI Blast at White_Bubble1
<Darte>	Magic Robes are not yet active.
<Darte>	Roll Wisdom
<Darte>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 7, 8, 1, 1, 4, 7, 4, 4, 7, 7, 10, 8, 9, 8, 10, 10, 3, 8, 3, 8, 8, 2, 5, 8, 10, 5, 8 and 10. Total: 195. Successes: 27.
<White_Bubble>	!!!
<White_Bubble>	$13d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 9, 1, 9, 10, 4, 6, 9, 3, 7, 1 and 6. Total: 76. Successes: 10.
<Darte>	17 damage -> no damage, Cursed Flames is deactivated
<Darte>	28h20m
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), White_Bubble1 (7), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
*	Darte 's Spirit Robe activates. +3 Wisdom
<Darte>	28h17m
*	Darte Casts another PSI Blast at the White_Bubble1 immediately following the first!
<Darte>	(Roll Wisdom)
<Darte>	$33d10
<White_Bubble>	$13d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 10, 2, 9, 3, 1, 2, 10, 4, 9, 10, 6, 3, 8, 5, 2, 10, 2, 3, 3, 8, 1, 5, 1, 8, 9, 5, 6, 5, 3, 6 and 6. Total: 175. Successes: 23.
<Tatl>	White_Bubble: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 8, 4, 10, 6, 7, 10, 6, 9, 1, 2 and 3. Total: 78. Successes: 11.
<Darte>	-> 12 damage outgoing
<Darte>	28h16m
*	White_Bubble shatters instantly
*	White_Bubble is now known as White_Bubble1
<White_Bubble1>	$removeme
<Tatl>	White_Bubble1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Dex>	My turn? HOT DAMN!
<Dex>	I'm looking at you wizzrobe.
<Dex>	EYEGOUGE IS A GO
<Darte>	2 successful attacks: +4 charges
<Dex>	ROLL COURAGE
<Darte>	28h18m | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance
<Dex>	$42d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 5, 10, 10, 4, 1, 3, 5, 3, 3, 1, 2, 10, 1, 7, 2, 9, 5, 10, 4, 9, 4, 7, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 4, 8, 3, 6, 3, 4, 3, 10, 2, 10, 6, 6 and 10. Total: 227. Successes: 30.
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Phantasm_Wizzrobe: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 6, 6, 6, 5, 10, 7, 4, 7, 2, 7, 9, 6, 1, 5, 7, 5, 2, 3, 8, 10, 1, 9, 3, 2, 3, 6, 7 and 5. Total: 157. Successes: 21.
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	(AFK for a moment)
<Dex>	30 - 21 = 9 - 5 = 4
<Dex>	+10 bleed
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	3h ??m
<Dex>	14 damage | -5 defending dice rolls | target is blind
<Dex>	also
<Dex>	i get wizzrobe eyes for my necklace
<Dex>	GIMME GIMME
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
*	Red_Enrics attempts to Tackle the Phantasm_Wizzrobe again
<Red_Enrics>	(Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 1, 3, 5, 2, 4, 6, 4, 4, 7, 3, 5, 3, 5, 8, 5, 4, 9, 2, 2, 3, 2, 2, 5, 4, 3, 10, 1, 2, 10, 5, 7, 6, 5, 7, 2, 2, 7, 6, 7, 3, 2, 2, 4, 1, 10, 2 and 7. Total: 220. Successes: 25.
<Red_Enrics>	(Fuck)
<Dex>	nice roll no roll
<Baegba>	(You could always reroll it)
<Dex>	well
<Dex>	the guy has -5 defence dice
<Baegba>	(Or have someone else do it)
<Dex>	so maybe youll still beat him
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm waiting for the other roll first. :P)
<Dex>	i mean -5 dice on def and attack
<Dex>	because im a jerk
<Baegba>	(Methinks DM is sitting in the background facepalming hard)
<Dex>	Not my fault. Mysterious robed figures should know when not to step to my crew.
<Dex>	WERD UP HOMIES!
<Red_Enrics>	(They should also know not to understand that Red_Enrics is a very repetitive person.)
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	(back
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Phantasm_Wizzrobe: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 8, 10, 1, 4, 8, 9, 6, 7, 10, 9, 3, 6, 8, 5, 10, 3, 10, 5, 5, 3, 8, 3, 1, 3, 1, 7, 8 and 4. Total: 175. Successes: 23.
<Dex>	MINUS FIVE!
*	Red_Enrics rerolls self because he's feeling ballsy.
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 7, 2, 6, 10, 5, 7, 9, 5, 8, 3, 9, 6, 8, 2, 8, 10, 5, 8, 7, 8, 1, 8, 1, 10, 1, 2, 10, 6, 9, 4, 5, 4, 6, 7, 5, 3, 10, 8, 10, 1, 10, 2, 7, 5, 6, 9 and 1. Total: 296. Successes: 43.
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Phantasm_Wizzrobe: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 10 and 2. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(He WAS the boss)
<Red_Enrics>	43 - 23 = 20 Damage
<Baegba>	(WAS)
<Red_Enrics>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNEct02JVmU
<Baegba>	(But now he is just a joke.)
<Red_Enrics>	Tackle Count: 3
<DM>	(Up until you all killed him)
<Baegba>	(Achievement get?)
<DM>	(Had he escaped, he would've kicked your butts)
<Dex>	He'd have kicked our butts while naked?
<DM>	(Yes you get a freaking achievement)
<DM>	(You will see when you enter a room)
<Red_Enrics>	(No, I get an achievement called "The Crushinator")
<DM>	(...Now I feel how Wind felt when Dhoo and Sandor decided to bomb Clock Town)
<Dex>	A SOLID PLAN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE
<Baegba>	(Achievement get: Defeat the boss in the first battle of the session!)
*	Phantasm_Wizzrobe is phased out of existance
<Red_Enrics>	(Achievement Get: Defeating a boss by tackling them.)
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	*However, it
<Dex>	Welp that's this place fixed. Let's mop up this trash mob and go home.
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	*'s items phase through the walls
<Red_Enrics>	(Achievement Get: Defeating a gym leader/boss by only using tackle.)
<DM>	*The South door becomes locked by a magical force
<DM>	*You all hear a voice from around you*
<DM>	*Do you think you have cleared the dungeon this easily?*
<Baegba>	Nope.
<Dex>	Yes?
<Baegba>	Son, I am disappoint
<Red_Enrics>	Nop
<Red_Enrics>	I just found it hilarious to kill something by tackling it
<Baegba>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<DM>	"The only way to escape is to clear the dungeon and defeat me, the wizzrobe's overlord""
<Red_Enrics>	Cool
<Dex>	OH COME OOON.
<Red_Enrics>	I'll probably Tackle you to death too.
<Dex>	WE BEAT THE THING!
<Red_Enrics>	Dex, think about it, most dungeons we're in last forever.
<Red_Enrics>	How did you not expect this?
<Baegba>	Clearly, he is drunk
<Baegba>	Just like you
<DM>	"I wouldn't have done that if it weren't for you and your meddling teammates to kill off my servant so easily"
<Dex>	Let's just finish this fight and burn the place down on the way out.
<Red_Enrics>	Don't underestimate my run speed
<DM>	($endturn Red_Enrics?)
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Robed_Figure (5), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Red_Enrics>	38h 12m | Feeling Badass
<DM>	$removeme
<Tatl>	DM: You cannot remove yourself from a battle you are not participating in.
*	Phantasm_Wizzrobe is now known as Robed_Figure
<Robed_Figure>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Robed_Figure has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Chaos_Elemental (5), Phantasm_Wizzrobe (4), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
*	Robed_Figure is now known as Phantasm_Wizzrobe
<Phantasm_Wizzrobe>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Phantasm_Wizzrobe has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Chaos_Elemental (5), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Dex>	when do i get my wizzrobe eyes?
<Baegba>	When you die.
<Red_Enrics>	Feeling Badass - The RNG is extra nice to you when you reroll, with a slight chance of it already loving you when you attack normally.
<Dex>	wizzrobe eyes for the lizard guy
*	Chaos_Elemental warps into the Red Hall by using his Rod of Discord
<Chaos_Elemental>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 9, 7, 4, 6, 4, 5, 2, 4, 6, 9, 1, 5, 7, 1, 2, 6, 6, 7, 9, 4, 4, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 1, 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 3, 9 and 3. Total: 173. Successes: 18.
*	Chaos_Elemental takes 3 damage
<Chaos_Elemental>	20h ??m
*	Chaos_Elemental activates his robe and beckons everyone to come in.
<Chaos_Elemental>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Chaos_Elemental (5), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Chaos_Elemental>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Baegba>	(Welp)
<Baegba>	(Looks like I am going to target the Bubbly)
*	Baegba uses Cover on the Red_Enrics instead
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Baegba has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6), Baegba (3) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Red_Enrics>	BUBBLES
<Dex>	Blowing bubbles?
<Dex>	Naw, he's just a friend.
*	White_Bubble1 is now known as White_Bubble2
*	White_Bubble2 tackles Baegba
<White_Bubble2>	(Roll Courage!)
<Darte>	(it should have tackled Red for poetic justice)
<Darte>	( :P )
<White_Bubble2>	$55d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 306. Successes: 39.
<Baegba>	(Too bad he is being covered)
<Baegba>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 7, 10, 10, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 50. Successes: 8.
*	Baegba dies upon impact
<Darte>	O-o
<Baegba>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Baegba has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<DM>	(Damage is halved)
<Baegba>	(Yes)
<Baegba>	(I know)
<Baegba>	(But I am letting him die)
<Baegba>	(Because reasons)
-Gerard-	[Global Notice] Reminder to my fellow US folks that clocks are going forward tonight because of our wonderful DST traditions. Weep not for your lost hour.
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended White_Bubble2's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6) and White_Bubble2 (3).
*	Darte deactivates his robe.  Wisdom -3
*	Darte fires yet another PSI Blast at the White_Bubble2! (Roll Wisdom)
<Darte>	$30d10]
<Darte>	welp
<Darte>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 8, 8, 2, 1, 2, 10, 5, 3, 3, 4, 1, 6, 8, 7, 4, 9, 6, 7, 10, 5, 10, 9, 7, 6, 1, 6, 10 and 8. Total: 178. Successes: 24.
<White_Bubble2>	$13d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 8, 2, 2, 6, 10, 3, 3, 9, 3, 5 and 5. Total: 73. Successes: 10.
<Darte>	Oh wait I have water affinity... :3
<Darte>	14 + 4 = 18 incoming damage.
<DM>	(Isn't Cursed Flames still active?)
<Darte>	(If so, deactivate.)
<Darte>	*18 outgoing damage
<DM>	??h ??m | Cursed Flames inactive
<Darte>	28h17m | 6 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caaram's Crest Stance
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Dex>	cross slash i guess
<Dex>	roll corage
<DM>	(Then make the action
<Dex>	sec while i math things
<Dex>	GOTTA MATH THINGS GAWD
<White_Bubble2>	$51d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 271. Successes: 32.
<Dex>	welp im not hitting that
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<Red_Enrics>	Shit
<Red_Enrics>	It uses my stat?
<DM>	(You still have to roll)
<Dex>	yeah i know
<Dex>	math is my worst thing
<Dex>	im bad at mathing
<Dex>	$38d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 10, 5, 5, 3, 5, 2, 9, 7, 2, 4, 4, 2, 5, 3, 2, 10, 4, 6, 5, 9, 8, 10, 6, 8, 1, 2, 8, 10, 7, 5, 5, 4, 9, 2, 6 and 2. Total: 204. Successes: 27.
<Baegba>	(Meth)
*	White_Bubble2 flies away from the blade
<Dex>	so yeah i missed a herp a derp
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6) and White_Bubble2 (3).
<Dex>	SUCK IT TREBEC
<Red_Enrics>	Welp
<Red_Enrics>	Tackling isn't going to help much
<Red_Enrics>	But fuck it
<Dex>	yeah dont attack him with courage
<Red_Enrics>	lol
*	Red_Enrics shield Bashes the White_Bubbles2. (Roll Power)
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 5, 6, 1, 3, 2, 2, 1, 4, 2, 3, 10, 2, 3, 10, 7, 5, 5, 9, 1, 5, 4, 5, 1, 2, 4, 4, 10 and 3. Total: 124. Successes: 14.
<White_Bubble2>	$43d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 8, 3, 10, 4, 8, 9, 6, 8, 10, 10, 4, 2, 3, 7, 9, 6, 3, 10, 7, 4, 10, 1, 5, 9, 8, 8, 6, 10, 8, 4, 4, 5, 4, 10, 2, 6, 9, 4, 1, 2 and 3. Total: 256. Successes: 33.
*	Red_Enrics fails.
<DM>	COUNTERATTACK!
<Red_Enrics>	Fuck
*	White_Bubble2 counterattacks by tackling Red_Enrics (Roll Courage!)
<White_Bubble2>	$55d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 309. Successes: 37.
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 264. Successes: 33.
*	White_Bubble2 hits!
*	Red_Enrics rerolls White_Bubble2
<White_Bubble2>	$55d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 274. Successes: 37.
*	White_Bubble2 cackles, as if to say "SUCK IT!"
<Red_Enrics>	Oh fuck yo-*takes 4 damage*
<White_Bubble2>	(damage is halved)
<Red_Enrics>	36h 12m | Still Badass from the tackle
<White_Bubble2>	37-33/2 = 2 damage + |Cursed
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh, so 2 damage)
<Red_Enrics>	(What does curse do?)
<Red_Enrics>	36h 12m | Badass | Cursed
<White_Bubble2>	(Because it is red, it disables any attacks or skills you can do with the Power stat)
<DM>	(You can still defend with Power, though)
<DM>	($endturn?)
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6) and White_Bubble2 (3).
*	DM changes it's flame to blue and charges at Dex (Roll Courage!)
*	White_Bubble2 changes it's flame to blue and charges at Dex (Roll Courage!)
<White_Bubble2>	$55d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 292. Successes: 39.
<Dex>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 9, 1, 10, 9, 7, 7, 6, 9, 4, 10, 3, 7, 7, 2, 1, 9, 9, 1, 6, 5, 9, 6, 6, 9, 9, 1, 10, 3, 10, 8, 7, 7, 9, 8 and 6. Total: 237. Successes: 32.
<White_Bubble2>	39-32/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage - Defense + Cursed
<Dex>	1 damage + curse
*	White_Bubble2 , having no flames, is coloured blue instead
<White_Bubble2>	(Now that it is blue, Dex can not use attacks or skills that use the Wisdom stat)
<Dex>	27h 13m + cant use wisdom shit
<White_Bubble2>	$endturn
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (10), Dex (8), Red_Enrics (6) and White_Bubble2 (3).
*	Darte inhales and forces out another PSI Blast toward White_Bubble2!
<White_Bubble2>	$13d10
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 10, 7, 6, 8, 3, 10, 4, 1, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 75. Successes: 10.
<Darte>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 3, 4, 9, 8, 2, 3, 7, 3, 2, 8, 10, 8, 10, 2, 8, 7, 4, 4, 6, 2, 6, 4, 10, 1, 4, 2, 3 and 1. Total: 153. Successes: 17.
<Darte>	>_>
*	White_Bubble2 is smashed into tiny skull pieces
<White_Bubble2>	$removeme
<Tatl>	White_Bubble2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (10), Dex (8) and Red_Enrics (6).
*	Chaos_Elemental has quit (Quit: Back to the den)
<DM>	(Okay folks, going to have to throw a pasue sign at the quest. I'm out of battery)
<DM>	$init r
<Tatl>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<Darte>	28h21m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caaram's Crest Stance
<Baegba>	(One reason I decided to die is because I want the team to suffer pain)
<DM>	+150 EXP
<DM>	 +50d8 + 500 rupees
<DM>	$6d2
<Tatl>	DM: You flipped 6 coins. Values: Heads (1), Tails (2), Tails (2), Tails (2), Heads (1) and Tails (2). Results: 2 Heads (1) - 4 Tails (2).
<DM>	*2 Hearts and 4 Magic Jars drop*
<DM>	--==QUEST PASUE==--