[15:10:03] <Narration> So, Yasha, you've totally snuck in after Yuma into the Momentum reactor after Yuma determined to try and stop these guys before they hurt anyone else like Professor Desdemona. Clearly by doing so, you can get points to your Hero Points Card and get more Hero Points and become more of a Hero like Jean, and become just like her.
[15:10:17] * YashaGrave I MEAN YEAH THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS.
[15:10:53] <Narration> Except. You got lost. And this place is a total headache. Like why is a door to the bathroom connected to a window outside??
[15:11:20] <Narration> or why are the stray power wires turning into organic material with eyes and mouths and claws.
[15:12:00] * YashaGrave groans in the most exaggerated method possible. "This place is weird and lame, I should have just ramped my D-Wheel to the roof, that's where bad guys hang o... is that an eldritch abomination over there?"
[15:13:21] * Narration well
[15:13:23] * Narration is now known as Xaphan
[15:14:10] * Xaphan there's a man glowing rainbows with transparent skin that lets you see his skeleton. And he's wearing sunglasses. Wearing tattered pants. And you swear his skull looks annoyed.
[15:15:41] * YashaGrave stares. Staaares. "... You're... what?"
[15:16:01] <Xaphan> Eh? How the fuck did you get in here, squirt?
[15:16:14] <YashaGrave> The front door!
[15:17:22] <YashaGrave> I followed Yuma, because all of my research lurking his internet blog journal indicates that anywhere he goes there's probably something that needs to be dueled before the apocalypse happens!
[15:21:24] <Xaphan> ...
[15:21:42] * Xaphan opens mouth, closes it. Staring incredulously at you with skull eye sockets
[15:22:08] <YashaGrave> So what's going on here!? Is it the Skeleton War?
[15:22:40] <Xaphan> Uggggh, you're fucking annoying.
[15:23:04] <Xaphan> 'Demogorgon' won't complain if I duel and kill one measily fucking human
[15:23:34] * Xaphan cricks his neck unnaturally, stretching
[15:23:45] <YashaGrave> Eeeh? Demogorgon?
[15:24:34] * Linka is now known as Linka|Rest
[15:24:53] * Xaphan snaps his fingers as dark mist rolls in from the broken toothed airvents
[15:25:49] <Xaphan> Dark Game. Special Rule: Every time I deal damage, that fucking annoying chirpy personality of yours gets chipped away and I eat a piece of your soul.
[15:26:14] * YashaGrave slaps her duel disk on, the energy blade vrrrrming to life. Blinks. blinks again. her eyes light the fuck up.
[15:26:22] <YashaGrave> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! FINALLY!
[15:26:53] * Xaphan five cards (well, elder horror things shapped like cards) appear above his hand.
[15:27:05] <YashaGrave> I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SITUATION LIKE THIS FOR, LIKE, A YEAR!
[15:27:19] <Xaphan> ???
[15:28:09] * YashaGrave points right at the weirdo rainbow skeleton. "ALRIGHT! I'm gonna beat you and save the world, just like my sister would!! You'll never forget this day, uh... whatever your name is! Rainbow Skellington!"
[15:30:12] <Xaphan> Duke Hzqelqa of the Dukedom of the Northern Forge of the Blazing Seas, and one of the Highest lords of the Ettosyleit. If my name is too much trouble to remember, call me Xaphan.
[15:30:20] * Xaphan what a fucking chatty douchebag
[15:31:00] <YashaGrave> Alright! Duke Hzgelga "Rainbow Skellington" Ettosyleit, I'm gonna send you packing back home telling everyone not to mess with Earth!
[15:31:25] <Xaphan> ...
[15:31:35] <Xaphan> I am not Rainbow Skellington!
[15:31:47] <YashaGrave> Uhh, dude? Looked in a mirror lately?
[15:31:57] <Xaphan> ... What's a mirror?
[15:32:16] <YashaGrave> It's a human invention that shows you how much of a rainbow skellington you are! ANYWAY!! Enough talk!
[15:32:20] <YashaGrave> DUEL! (8000 LP)
[15:32:26] * Xaphan you should totally steal his sunglasses, he's too lame for them, obvs.
[15:32:30] <Xaphan> DUEL! (8000 LP)
[15:32:54] <YashaGrave> I've got the first turn! Continuous Spell Card! Supply Squad! Two of 'em!
[15:33:15] <YashaGrave> Set one monster! Turn End!
[15:34:54] <Xaphan> Draw. ::A sixth horror card forms::
[15:35:44] <YashaGrave> Pshh. show off.  I bet I could get special cards too, if I wanted. They'd be made of dragons!
[15:41:52] <Xaphan> Fire King Island! ::Yasha, that's a lava flow seperating the two of you, as you hear clanging hammers and smithery machines::
[15:42:44] <Xaphan> Fire King Island's effect, I destroy the Graydle Slime in my hand to add a Fire King monster from my Deck to my hand.
[15:44:11] <Xaphan> I add Fire King Avatar Kirin (1000 ATK)
[15:44:19] <Xaphan> Attack her set monster!
[15:44:22] <YashaGrave> eeeeh? you're a spooky skeleton and you use fire and goo?
[15:44:26] <Xaphan> *add and summon
[15:44:31] <Xaphan> I TOLD YOU
[15:44:53] <Xaphan> I AM THE DUKE OF THE DUKEDOM OF THE NORTHERN FORGE OF THE BLAZING SEAS OF THE ETTOSYLEIT!
[15:44:57] <YashaGrave> *The fire horse slams face first into a turtle shell and gets cartoon birds flying over it's head.*
[15:45:02] <YashaGrave> Bixi, Water of the Yang Zing! (2000 DEF)
[15:45:03] <Xaphan> !?
[15:46:01] <Xaphan> (7000 LP) ::Something twitches inside him, as it burns offf.::: Fuck you, bitch. Set 1 card. End Turn.
[15:46:23] * YashaGrave blinks, tilting her head. "So, like. You're gonna eat my soul when I take damage, right?"
[15:46:51] <YashaGrave> So what happens when you take damage? Do you... forcefeed me your soul?
[15:48:44] <YashaGrave> Also! Draw!! I summon Suanni, Fire of the Yang Zing! (1900 ATK *4)
[15:50:09] <YashaGrave> Suanni attacks your Kirin! Flames From Heaven!!
[15:50:49] <Xaphan> Don't... know... ::Well it doesn't seem like it did him much good:: GRJkjtdgfkjsdg. (6100 LP)
[15:51:14] * Xaphan growls like an animal "Kirin's effect, send Red Resonator from my Deck to my Graveyard!"
[15:53:36] <YashaGrave> Turn End!
[15:54:01] * YashaGrave puts her hands on her hips, huffing. "You're not so tough. Is there a stronger skeleton somewhere?"
[15:55:23] <Xaphan> Kill. Kill. Kill.
[15:55:41] <Xaphan> Draw.
[15:56:03] * YashaGrave raises an eyebrow. "Hey, man. You don't sound so good."
[15:56:22] <Xaphan> Red Sprinter! (1700 ATK) ::A demonic... thing?? appears on the field, slamming its paws into the dirt::
[15:56:46] <Xaphan> When it is Summoned while I have no other monsters, I can revive a Level 3 Fiend-Type Tuner from my Graveyard...
[15:56:47] <YashaGrave> DOES THAT HORSE HAVE HANDS?!
[15:56:59] <Xaphan> Red Resonator! ::Yes it does, Yasha::
[15:57:01] <YashaGrave> THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING YOU COULD HAVE SUMMONED EWWWWWW
[15:57:46] <Xaphan> I target Suanni and gain Life equal to its ATK (8000 LP) ::Shivers as something returns to him::
[15:58:29] * Xaphan what's your field, Yasha.
[15:59:00] * YashaGrave Bixi in defense position, Suanni in attack position, two copies of Supply Squad and two cards in hand.
[16:00:59] <Xaphan> Harpie's Feather Duster, I destroy both of your Supply Squads. ::A wind blasts from the volcano, seering the cards to dust::
[16:02:40] * YashaGrave huffs. How is she supposed to reach true levels of yang zing insanity now???
[16:03:31] * Xaphan you're not. :^D
[16:04:12] <Xaphan> Reverse Card Open, Graydle Split!
[16:04:33] <Xaphan> I target my Red Resonator, raising its ATK to 1100!
[16:06:10] * YashaGrave crosses her arms. "You still can't get through any of my monsters!"
[16:06:54] <Xaphan> Graydle Split's effect, I send it to the Graveyard to destroy Red Resonator and Special Summon 2 different Graydle Monsters from my Deck!
[16:07:20] <YashaGrave> eeeeeh? You're not even gonna synchro summon to prove me wrong!?
[16:08:03] <Xaphan> Graydle Cobra and Graydle Eagle!
[16:08:14] <Xaphan> (1000 ATK)  (1500 ATK)
[16:08:36] <Xaphan> Graydle Slime's effect from my Graveyard! I destroy Graydle Cobra and Eagle! Eagle's effect, I seize control of Suanni!
[16:09:06] <YashaGrave> Eeeeeeeeeh?!
[16:09:27] <Xaphan> and Graydle Slime revives Graydle Cobra from my Graveyard!
[16:09:39] <Xaphan> (1000 DEF)
[16:11:30] <Xaphan> Tuning, I combine my Level Graydle Slime with my Graydle Cobra!
[16:11:43] <Xaphan> Come forth, abomination from beyond the spheres of stars!
[16:12:17] <Xaphan> Synchro Summon! Graydle Dragon! ::A huge dragon with a gator head, eagle wings and a cobra's head for a tail forms above the field:: (3000 ATK)
[16:13:15] <YashaGrave> Hey you did synchro summon, sweet!
[16:13:27] <YashaGrave> Also: turned this around against me really, really fast. Not... quite as sweet!
[16:14:06] * Xaphan snaps fingers
[16:14:26] <Xaphan> Graydle Dragon's effect, I can destroy cards you control up to the number of WATER materials I used to summon it
[16:14:32] * Xaphan points at Bixi.
[16:14:34] <Xaphan> Boom.
[16:14:52] * Xaphan Bixi gets incinerated by boiling hot water Geyser
[16:15:11] * YashaGrave grimaces as Bixi dies screaming. But from the remains, a star rises.
[16:15:14] <YashaGrave> Bixi's monster effect activates!
[16:15:29] <YashaGrave> When a Yang Zing monster is destroyed, I can summon another from my deck!
[16:16:12] <YashaGrave> Summon from my deck! Taotie, Shadow of the Yang Zing!
[16:16:21] <YashaGrave> (2200 ATK 5*)
[16:54:37] * Xaphan and the cobra tail smashes Taotie's skull in
[16:54:56] * Xaphan via attacking in the Battle Phase.
[16:55:00] <Xaphan> Finally.
[16:55:39] * YashaGrave yelps! dark games! real damage! Unexpected! (7200 LP)
[16:56:33] <YashaGrave> T... Taotie's effect! I summon Bixie, Water of the Yang Zing from my deck! (2000 DEF 2*)
[17:00:11] <Xaphan> Lucky. For the moment.
[17:00:26] <Xaphan> Overlay! My Suanni and Red Sprinter combine into Lavalval Chain!
[17:00:49] * Xaphan Graydle Eagle shatters
[17:00:59] <Xaphan> (1800 ATK)
[17:01:56] <Xaphan> I detach Red Sprinter and send to my Graveyard...
[17:02:27] * YashaGrave frowns. "HEY! don't use my Yang Zing for XYZs summons!"
[17:03:01] <Xaphan> Flare Resonator.
[17:03:19] <Xaphan> Next, I use Fire King Island's effect!
[17:03:26] * Xaphan Lavalval Chain explodes
[17:03:30] <Xaphan> To add...
[17:04:10] <Xaphan> Fire King High Avatar Garunix!
[17:05:07] * YashaGrave wipes her brow. "Heh. alright. Anything else?!"
[17:05:20] <Xaphan> Yes in fact
[17:05:32] <Xaphan> No. Wait.
[17:05:39] <Xaphan> That'll be plenty, girly.
[17:05:48] <Xaphan> End Turn.
[17:06:12] * Xaphan so you know I have a 3 card hand, Fire King Island, and Graydle Dragon on my field.
[17:06:15] <YashaGrave> Hngh... Draw!
[17:07:04] <YashaGrave> I set one monster and end my turn!
[17:07:55] * YashaGrave has Bixie and a set monster in defense position, two cards in hand
[17:10:46] <Xaphan> Really. This is going to be like Lambs to the slaughter.
[17:10:48] <Xaphan> Draw.
[17:12:23] <Xaphan> Rekindling!
[17:13:03] <Xaphan> Red Resonator and Fire King Avatar Kirin revive! Red Resonator's effect!
[17:13:16] * Xaphan points at Graydle Dragon!
[17:13:36] <Xaphan> I gain 3000 Life Points! (11000 LP) ::Why is he aping your older sister::
[17:14:34] * YashaGrave grimaces. that's an obnoxious amount of lifepoints. stop having an obnoxious amount of lifepoints.
[17:17:03] <Xaphan> Graydle Dragon explodes due to Fire King Island!
[17:17:30] <YashaGrave> Eh?!
[17:17:56] <Xaphan> I add Fire King Avatar Yaksha to my hand and I revive Graydle Slime!
[17:19:16] <Xaphan> Who I immediately Summon
[17:19:31] <Xaphan> Twin Tuning!
[17:19:42] <Xaphan> Red Resonator tunes Fire King Avatar Yaksha!
[17:19:54] <Xaphan> Graydle Slime tunes Fire King Avatar Kirin!
[17:20:16] <Xaphan> Supreme Soldier of the God of War and Viiolence, show yourself!
[17:20:38] <Xaphan> Master Smith of the Blazing Seas Forge, arise!
[17:20:47] <Xaphan> Crimson Blader! Vulcan the Divine!
[17:21:20] <Xaphan> Vulcan the Divine targets Fire King Island and your set monster!
[17:21:47] <Xaphan> Returning them both!
[17:21:57] * YashaGrave grimaces.
[17:22:11] * Xaphan the Volcanic island vanishes, returning you to the room, less hot. But...
[17:22:21] <Xaphan> Crimson Blader, attack Bixi!
[17:23:07] <YashaGrave> Bixie's effect! I can summon another Yang Zing from my deck in attack position!
[17:23:21] * Onni (biofreak72@yty-38-31-864-946.neo.res.rr.com) joins #duelcollege
[17:23:45] <YashaGrave> Taotie, Shadow of The Yang Zing! (2200 ATK)
[17:24:03] <Xaphan> However, you're now locked from Special Summoning Level 5 or higher monsters during your next turn! Your Synchro Summoning is sealed!durin
[17:25:17] <YashaGrave> W-what?!
[17:25:53] * YashaGrave bites her lip in a very Jean-esque manner. Man. Maybe if I hope hard enough, I can go back in time to when I was winning and then continue to win
[17:26:13] <Xaphan> Next.
[17:27:01] <Xaphan> Pot of Avarice. Lavalval Chain. Graydle Dragon. Red Sprinter. Fire King Avatar Kirin. Graydle Eagle.
[17:27:55] <YashaGrave> Oh come on! We really need to get a worldwide banlist!
[17:28:00] <Xaphan> I set two cards face-down!
[17:28:04] <Xaphan> End my turn.
[17:28:08] <Xaphan> What's a Ban-List??
[17:28:12] <YashaGrave> UGHHHHH DEMONS.
[17:28:25] <YashaGrave> Draw!
[17:29:08] * Onni is probably clattering/dropping out of a ventilation shaft as you two are preoccupied, groaning as he hits the ground.
[17:29:25] <Xaphan> ...
[17:29:28] * Xaphan stares.
[17:29:37] <Onni> ...
[17:29:43] * Onni dusts himself off.
[17:29:45] * YashaGrave jumps. just a bit. not enough damage to be blue-skinned Yasha yet. She also stares.
[17:29:53] <YashaGrave> Is that a friend of yours? He's a lot less of a skeleton.
[17:30:57] <Onni> For the record, localized space-time anomalies make infiltration -very difficult-.
[17:31:48] * Onni ...squints.
[17:31:50] <Onni> Oh.
[17:31:52] <Onni> Ohhhh.
[17:31:54] <Onni> I see.
[17:32:39] <YashaGrave> See what? You're interrupting my great huge comeback!!
[17:33:01] <Onni> ...
[17:33:18] * Onni ...that can't be the right voice. I'm clearly hallucinating.
[17:33:29] * Xaphan is a glowing rainbow skeleton Blight knockoff from Batman Beyond with tattered pants, no shirt, orange sunglasses and squirming 'cards' in his hand.
[17:33:29] <Onni> Well, uh. Continue.
[17:33:36] * Onni ...
[17:33:40] * Onni ...squints.
[17:33:55] <Onni> Yeah, if you could sqush this guy, that'd be -awesome-.
[17:33:56] <Xaphan> No.
[17:33:59] <Xaphan> He looks like food.
[17:34:09] <Xaphan> Also my kind doesn't have friends.
[17:34:20] <YashaGrave> Your kind doesn't have friends??? Whoah!
[17:34:27] <Onni> Che. I'm too chewy for the likes of you.
[17:34:29] <YashaGrave> I can't believe I'm meeting a real shounen manga trope in the... bones!
[17:34:37] * Onni ...
[17:34:39] <Xaphan> Only those stupid assholes who taste like a pizzaria have 'friends'.
[17:34:42] * Onni oh my god it's a Grave.
[17:35:43] <YashaGrave> ANYWAY! It's my turn! So my counterattack begins!! I can't summon level five or higher monsters this turn, but I can summon anything else! I summon Pulao, Wind of the Yang Zing!! (0 ATK 1*)
[17:36:06] <YashaGrave> *tiny wyrm dragon appears in a gust of air*
[17:37:57] <YashaGrave> And then! Spell Card! DARK HOLE!
[17:38:14] <Xaphan> what.
[17:38:23] * Xaphan his monsters explode in a fire of derp.
[17:39:30] <YashaGrave> NOW! the monster effects of my Yang Zing activate! Taotie lets me summon a Yang Zing in defense position, and Pulao lets me summon one in attack position!
[17:40:26] <YashaGrave> Jiaotu, Darkness of the Yang Zing! (2000 DEF *2) and Suanni, Fire of the Yang Zing! (1900 ATK 4*)
[17:40:52] <YashaGrave> BATTLE! Suanni, attack Skellybones directly!
[17:41:16] <Xaphan> Reverse Card Open!
[17:41:20] <Xaphan> Graydle Parasite!
[17:42:31] <Xaphan> Since you declared a direct attack, I can Special Summon Graydle Eagle from my Deck (500 DEF)
[17:43:13] * YashaGrave frowns. "Suanni, don't attack it! Turn end!"
[17:43:23] <Xaphan> Draw.
[17:43:46] <Xaphan> Fire King Island!
[17:44:21] <Onni> Ugh, Graydles.
[17:44:27] <Xaphan> I Normal Summon Graydle Alligator! (500 ATK)
[17:44:42] <Xaphan> Fire King Island! ::Onni, you're near a lava flow and your hair just lit on fire::
[17:45:59] <Xaphan> Fire King Island destroys Graydle Alligator, equipping to Jiaotu and adding Fire King Barong!
[17:46:21] <YashaGrave> HOLD IT!
[17:46:27] <Xaphan> What.
[17:46:52] * Xaphan the field and him pause
[17:46:59] <YashaGrave> When you destroy Graydle Alligator, I activate Suanni's monster effect!
[17:47:10] <Xaphan> ???
[17:47:23] <YashaGrave> Once per turn, during my opponent's main phase or battle phase, I can Synchro Summon using Yang Zing monsters I control!
[17:48:10] <YashaGrave> So before you can steal Jiaotu... TUNING! Level four Suanni! Level two Jiaotu!!
[17:48:28] <Xaphan> Uh huh.
[17:48:35] <Xaphan> I still get Barong.
[17:49:08] * Onni ...jumps out of the way of the lava flow and quietly pats down his hair.
[17:49:32] <YashaGrave> The Flames of Heaven and the Darkness between Stars come together, calling upon a Wyrm of Heaven! SYNCHRO SUMMON!
[17:49:46] <YashaGrave> Level Six! METAPHYS HORUS! (2300 ATK 6*)
[17:50:36] <Xaphan> Yessss?
[17:51:15] <YashaGrave> The great Wyrm Horus has three effects, but they only activate depending on what kind of non-tuner monster is used. Since I used an Effect Monster, when Horus is summoned, I can negate the effect of one card on the field!
[17:52:12] <Xaphan> ...
[17:52:13] <Xaphan> And?
[17:55:32] <YashaGrave> I negate the effect of your island!
[17:55:39] <Xaphan> ...
[17:55:41] <Xaphan> Fine.
[17:55:49] <Xaphan> Not my main move.
[17:55:50] <YashaGrave> *Horus roars ear-splittingly, the flow of lava in the area halting and the sound of machinery stopping*
[17:56:10] <Xaphan> Graydle Slime, destroy Parasite and Eagle!
[17:56:30] * Xaphan GLORP GLORP GLROP, slime alien and there's a cobra and Eagle is flying at Horus OH GOD WHY.
[17:56:54] * YashaGrave grits her teeth. fuckin' Graydles.
[17:58:14] <Xaphan> Now to avoid any clever bullshit
[17:58:29] <Xaphan> Tuning! Level 6 Metaphys Horus! Level 5 Graydle Slime!
[17:59:04] <Xaphan> Emerge from the stars themselves and descend upon this shallow world! ::A star forms above the field as a dragon erupts out of it:: Synchro Summon! Star Eater!
[17:59:48] <YashaGrave> eeee.... you don't do extra damage just 'cause of irony, y'know!
[18:01:12] <Xaphan> How about I traumatize you instead
[18:01:20] <Xaphan> Reverse Card Open! Graydle Split!
[18:01:26] <Xaphan> Target Graydle Cobra!
[18:01:44] <Xaphan> Destroy it! Special Summon Graydle Slime and Graydle Alligator!
[18:02:11] <Xaphan> Tuning!
[18:02:14] <Xaphan> Graydle Dragon!
[18:02:21] <Xaphan> (3000 ATK)
[18:02:39] <Xaphan> Now!
[18:02:50] <Xaphan> Graydle Dragon, attack her directly!
[18:03:37] * YashaGrave shrieks at the top of her lungs. Which comes pretty close to a pitch only dogs can hear, honestly. (4200 LP)
[18:03:54] * Onni winces, taking a step back. Yeah, that's a Grave, through and through...
[18:04:02] <Onni> Why the hell are you doing this!?
[18:04:26] <Xaphan> Because I'VE BEEN IN THAT FUCKING REACTOR FOR A WEEK AND THE FACT SHE EXISTS PISSES ME OFF.
[18:04:32] <Xaphan> THAT'S ALL THE REASON I NEED!
[18:04:52] <Xaphan> Now, Star Eater! Crush the courage out of her!
[18:05:07] * YashaGrave stumbles back, legs shaking. having her soul eaten isn't really fun, it turns out. she doesn't recommend it.
[18:05:20] * Xaphan the giant dragon howls out of the star like a prominence, breathing solar flames over you.
[18:06:20] * YashaGrave would shriek again if she had the time to get more air in her lungs, so settles for delerious whimpering and falling back on her ass. (1000 LP)
[18:06:38] * Onni ...steping forward, eyes narrowed.
[18:07:03] <Onni> What the hell is Ettosyleit? Why is it that it's connected to everything giving us trouble, lately!?
[18:07:11] <Onni> What kind of place is it!?
[18:07:15] <Xaphan> ... My home, duh.
[18:07:38] <Xaphan> Very nice if you can stand it.
[18:08:00] * YashaGrave is just kind of curling into a ball and trying to convince herself that she isn't burning to death, it's fine. it's the usual for her family.
[18:08:13] <Onni> ...
[18:08:19] <Onni> Grave, you okay?
[18:08:42] <Onni> C'mon now. Try to get on your feet.
[18:09:11] <Onni> Creature of Ettosyleit. What is your involvement with the Numbers, and with Number 96 - Dark Mist. Why are you even here?
[18:09:13] <Xaphan> That's the look for you bitch.
[18:09:37] * YashaGrave practically leaps out of her skin. "y-y-yeah! I'm... I'm..." she chokes back a sob. if only she'd teched rainbow life. she drags herself slowly up to her feet, really, really wishing she had a monster to cower behind.
[18:10:34] <YashaGrave> are... i-is your turn over?
[18:10:48] <Xaphan> ... What's a Numbers and what is this Dark Mist, I'm confused. And yeah.
[18:11:07] * YashaGrave she gulps, staring wide-eyed at Star Eater and Graydle Dragon. when did I2 decide these were good ideas? you could traumatize someone. like her.
[18:11:24] * Onni 'He's a dumb as a box of rocks, this one...'
[18:11:35] <Onni> ...Grave.
[18:11:40] <Onni> That's your last name, right?
[18:12:06] * YashaGrave nods slowly, clenching her jaw to keep her teeth from chattering.
[18:12:47] <Onni> ...
[18:12:58] <Onni> I knew your sister. Jean, I mean.
[18:13:06] <Onni> She probably never mentioned me, but.
[18:13:15] <Onni> ...I know it's not in you to give up just yet.
[18:13:30] <Xaphan> Surrender now, little brat, and maybe I'll make you my prize calf after Noah purges this fucking world of Zexal and I snap the other two's necks. ::Laughs::
[18:14:23] * YashaGrave nods again. she does her best to steel her gaze. Mostly, she succeeds at looking like she wants to burst into tears.
[18:14:28] <YashaGrave> I-I'm... I'm not gonna... g-give up just 'cause of this... y-you think you're so tough? all you have is... monsters with finite attack points...
[18:14:52] <YashaGrave> My sister... s-she... she fought something with infinite, a-and won...
[18:15:14] * Onni grins.
[18:15:18] <Onni> That's right.
[18:15:46] <Onni> And if you're even half as tenacious as she is, then this guy should be no sweat.
[18:16:01] <YashaGrave> Ssss... Spell card. Yang Zing Path. I t... target three Yang Zing monsters in my graveyard, add them to my deck, and draw two cards.
[18:17:33] <Xaphan> ... Infinite? I'd like to fight that. Sounds like a good warm up exercise.
[18:17:52] <YashaGrave> I add... Jiaotu and the two Taoties that were in my graa... Graveyard.
[18:18:05] * Xaphan punches his fist into his hand.
[18:18:17] <Onni> Che.
[18:18:23] <Onni> Creatures like you couldn't handle what we can handle.
[18:18:31] <Onni> You wouldn't have stood a chance.
[18:18:37] <Xaphan> Bullshit.
[18:18:37] <Onni> Ain't that right, Grave?
[18:18:44] <YashaGrave> Spell... Spell card! Mystical Space Typhoon!
[18:19:06] <Xaphan> If this world dropped into Ettosyleit, it would burn to ashes!
[18:19:08] <Xaphan> ... Eh?
[18:19:15] <YashaGrave> I destroy Fire King Island!
[18:19:33] * Xaphan the field explodes, melting everything down, leaving him with Graydle Slime (2200 DEF)
[18:19:36] <Xaphan> K... keh...
[18:20:30] <Onni> Just what is it that makes Ettosyleit so dangerous?
[18:20:48] * Onni I'm gonna grill you while I rally the real protag, because that's just how I roll.
[18:21:05] <Xaphan> It's simple. What happens when you drop a bone into a vat of acid
[18:21:07] <YashaGrave> N.... nnow... Mind Control!
[18:21:12] <Xaphan> ...
[18:21:14] <Xaphan> What.
[18:21:22] * Xaphan flat whats.
[18:21:34] <YashaGrave> I take control of Graydle S-slime!
[18:22:43] <YashaGrave> And summon... Zefra-Fuxi, Treasure of the Yang Zing! (1500 ATK 3*)
[18:23:29] <Onni> So what, Ettosyleit is some substance that would turn our world to dust? You're awfully cagey about what it is.
[18:23:43] <Xaphan> ... Ettosyleit is Ettosyleit
[18:23:50] <Xaphan> It's not a substance you fucking moron.
[18:23:54] <Xaphan> It's my world.
[18:24:10] <Xaphan> And my world melts your reality. Why do you think this place is a mess.
[18:24:26] <YashaGrave> T.... TUNING! Er... weird... gross slime alien, and the treasure of heaven! c-call upon the wyrms above!
[18:25:01] <YashaGrave> Synchro Summon! Level Eight! B... BAXIA, BRIGHTNESS OF THE YANG ZING! (2300 ATK 8*)
[18:25:44] <Xaphan> You drop stuff from the Ettosyleit, the Zyo-Ab-Zaidzz, the Qolh, stuff from your world into our world, it falls apart. Simple as that!
[18:25:47] <Xaphan> ...
[18:25:53] * Xaphan stares at that.
[18:25:57] <YashaGrave> Battle...! Baxia attacks you directly! Radiance of Heaven!
[18:26:20] <YashaGrave> *bigass lion-maned dragon glares down at Xaphan, before breathing explosions at him.*
[18:26:30] * Xaphan RAMMED (8700 LP) sent slamming into a door from the explosions
[18:27:02] * YashaGrave breathes. "O-okay... just... need to never take... damage ever again. tu... turn end."
[18:27:09] * Xaphan growls
[18:27:11] <Xaphan> Draw.
[18:27:19] * YashaGrave inches juuust to the side enough to keep Baxia between her and Xaphan
[18:27:27] <Xaphan> That's it
[18:27:29] <Xaphan> Terraforming
[18:27:33] <Xaphan> Fire King Island.
[18:27:45] <Xaphan> Island destroys the Garunix in my hand to add Yaksha to my hand!
[18:28:23] <Xaphan> Normal Summon Barong (1800 ATK)
[18:28:26] <Xaphan> End Turn!
[18:28:42] * Onni ...melts reality?
[18:28:51] <Onni> ...What kind of world can just melt another...
[18:29:28] <YashaGrave> D... draw!
[18:29:29] <Xaphan> ... I'd think you get what by now.
[18:29:32] <Xaphan> I've told you.
[18:29:53] <YashaGrave> I summon Jiaotu, Darkness of the Yang Zing! (0 ATK 2*)
[18:30:00] <Xaphan> HOLD IT!
[18:30:04] <Xaphan> Standby Phase!
[18:30:11] <YashaGrave> e-eeeeeeeeeeeeh?!
[18:30:18] * YashaGrave practically collapses straight into the fetal position
[18:30:22] <Xaphan> Garunix revives from my Graveyard burning Baxia and Barong to ash!
[18:30:48] * YashaGrave ... which one. High Avatar? not-so-stoned avatar?
[18:31:04] * Xaphan yes, the big Avatar with 2800 ATK
[18:31:06] * Onni ...this place is a mess... space and time bending out of shape.... melts reality...
[18:31:14] <Xaphan> *2700 ATK
[18:31:23] <Xaphan> The Ettosyleit, The Zyo-Ab-Zaidzz, The Qolh. Don't those mean anything you fucking idiot.
[18:31:27] * YashaGrave bites her lip. oooohjeeeeze.
[18:31:36] <YashaGrave> r-r-right... well... I still s-summon Jiaotu! (0 ATK 2*)
[18:31:38] <Xaphan> Man the two of you are getting me so pissed off.
[18:31:51] <Xaphan> Fuck you fuck you fuck you both.
[18:31:57] <Onni> Maybe it'd help if you actually spoke in plain language!
[18:32:04] * Onni grits his teeth.
[18:32:07] <Xaphan> ...
[18:32:19] <Xaphan> ...
[18:32:33] <Xaphan> What do you call that thing over there?
[18:32:37] * Xaphan points to the ocean
[18:33:14] <YashaGrave> B... Baxia's monster effect...! U-um... by targeting one card I control and one level four or lower monster in my graveyard...
[18:34:16] <YashaGrave> I destroy the card I control and summon the monster from my graveyard! I destroy J-jiaotu to revive Suanni! (1900 ATK *4)
[18:35:15] <Xaphan> Uh huh.
[18:35:26] <YashaGrave> Aaand then because Jiaotu was d-destroyed, his effect activates, wh-which lets me summon a Yang Zing from my deck in a-attack position! I s-summon Zefra-Fuxi, Treasure of the Yang Zing!
[18:35:32] <Xaphan> (2700 ATK)
[18:35:36] <Xaphan> ... Zefra whozi?
[18:35:40] <YashaGrave> (1500 *3)
[18:36:15] <YashaGrave> H-his effect activates! W-when the Treasure of Heaven is summoned from the deck, I can target one Yang Zing monster I control, and i-it becomes a Tuner monster!
[18:36:32] <Xaphan> ...
[18:36:36] * Xaphan blink blink
[18:36:44] * Linka|Rest is now known as Linka
[18:37:03] <Onni> ...An ocean?
[18:37:29] <YashaGrave> I declare S-suanni a Tuner monster!
[18:37:41] <Xaphan> It's the ocean of souls that warps and breaks down everything
[18:37:43] * YashaGrave actually wait can I rewind that real quick
[18:37:46] <Xaphan> Isn't that clear.
[18:37:52] * Xaphan sure, boobs McGee
[18:38:12] * YashaGrave is not boobs just yet. or potentially ever. it's weird.
[18:38:26] <YashaGrave> I declare Baxia a T-tuner Monster!
[18:39:02] <Onni> ...
[18:39:03] * Onni pales.
[18:39:15] <Onni> It's chaos.
[18:39:27] <YashaGrave> I'm t-tuning my level three Treasure of the Yang Zing and my level eight Baxia!
[18:39:45] * Xaphan I burned Baxia
[18:39:51] * Xaphan to the ground
[18:39:56] * Xaphan Garunix
[18:40:10] * YashaGrave oooh yeah that happened. UGH.
[18:40:36] * YashaGrave well now I have to re-do like the entire turn. orz.
[18:43:27] * Onni it's okay no one notices you're rewinding while there's EXPOSITION
[18:44:00] <Onni> That's what it is, isn't it? A realm with no boundaries, with no real 'stability', just the space between dimensions that distorts anything it touches!
[18:47:48] <YashaGrave> I... I sset one monster and end my turn.
[18:51:21] * Onni '...Not good... he can run right over her at this point, can't he...'
[18:54:13] <Xaphan> This is too pathetic
[18:54:25] <Xaphan> There's no way I'm going to get a good meal out of this!
[18:54:37] * Xaphan holds up his hand is it glows in a dark miasma
[18:55:09] * Onni lowers his stance, just what on earth...
[18:55:20] * YashaGrave whimpers. if only she could just crawl underneath her set card and use it as a portal to literally anywhere else at all ever
[18:56:40] <Xaphan> If there is a word to describe me best... it's "Wrath".
[18:56:43] <Xaphan> Fury
[18:56:45] <Xaphan> Anger
[18:56:46] <Xaphan> Revenge
[18:56:49] <Xaphan> Infuriation
[18:57:05] <Xaphan> In my right hand lies the fires of destruction that fires of hatred that lead to the road of destruction!
[18:57:31] * Xaphan squeezes the misasma until it becomes black flames as he readies himself to draw.
[18:57:44] <Xaphan> Become the disaster that ends the world! CHAOS DRAW!
[18:57:53] * YashaGrave is too busy trying not to sob to death to comment on how much of a goddamn chuuni this guy is.
[18:57:53] <Onni> Shit...!
[18:58:01] * Xaphan a card forms.
[18:58:14] <YashaGrave> c-c'mon, a-aren't regular draws e-enough?
[18:58:16] * Xaphan a shockwave blasts through the room knocking you both flat.
[18:58:38] * YashaGrave hello floor my old friend
[18:58:44] <Xaphan> Standby Phase! Barong triggers
[18:58:48] * Onni I THOUGHT I HAD GRADUATED FROM EATING SHIT
[18:59:32] <Xaphan> I add the Spell Card "Fire King Original Sin"
[19:00:55] <Xaphan> Fire King Original Sin! I reduce Garunix's Level by 1 to Special Summon 2 Tuner monsters from my hand, Deck or Graveyard!
[19:00:55] <Onni> Chaos Draw... so you use the power of your home world to create a new card....
[19:01:13] * Onni pushing himself up to his knees.
[19:02:22] <Xaphan> Flare Resonator! Red Resonator! Red Resonator's effect!
[19:02:27] * Xaphan (11400 LP)
[19:02:29] <Xaphan> Now!
[19:02:37] * YashaGrave whimpers. seriously? this is getting ridiculous
[19:03:07] * Xaphan grabs the two imps as he and Garunix float into the air, the two mini monsters scream
[19:04:35] <Xaphan> Behold the power I stole from that Dragon on the island
[19:04:37] <Xaphan> DOUBLE TUNING!
[19:05:01] <Xaphan> BURN FOREVER WITH ENDLESS HATRED! THE CORRUPTED SHADOW OF THE CRIMSON STAR! REVIVE THE MEMORY OF THE TYRANT WHO BURNED THE HEAVENS TO ASH!
[19:05:45] <YashaGrave> y-y-y'know maybe w-we can talk about th-this Mr. D-duke Skellyb-bones sir.
[19:05:50] <Xaphan> SYNCHRO SUMMON!
[19:06:17] <Xaphan> I am Xaphan, Hell Burner of Heaven! ::Five flaming rings swirl around him and Xaphan::
[19:07:29] <YashaGrave> l-like maybe I don't even h-have a soul for you to e-eat? P-pretty sure I was made of d-d-duel energy before Jean d-did a thing!
[19:07:33] * Xaphan ... Onni, that's a giant forge with pipes for wings and an anvil with teeth.
[19:07:43] <Xaphan> Energy forms a Soul.
[19:07:57] <Xaphan> All things have souls or else they wouldn't have a mind.
[19:08:22] * Xaphan looming over you. (3900 ATK)
[19:08:48] <Xaphan> Flare Resonator's effect, I gain 300 ATK (4200 ATK)
[19:09:31] * YashaGrave scoots backwards. hhhhhhhhhhhhh she liked it better when she was super cool and great and there was that time she pendulumed into stuff that was really cool
[19:10:35] <Xaphan> Field Spell, "Seal of Souls - The Immaterium"
[19:10:58] * Xaphan ... chaos, literal chaos rolls over the field.
[19:11:11] * Xaphan as a bubble forms over the three of you.
[19:11:41] <Xaphan> Once per turn, I can have whatever effect I wish happen. Let's make you more satisfying. More tasty.
[19:12:19] <Xaphan> I make your Life Points equal to mine, girl, and fill you with hate. Hate. Hate. Anger. Wrath. Fury. Feed me.
[19:12:30] <Xaphan> Hate equal to my Life.
[19:12:48] * Xaphan points a giant metal claw at you. (Yasha: 11400 LP)
[19:12:50] * YashaGrave blinks. would argue that activating a field spell on top of fire king island should blow him up, but is pretty sure he's immune to destruction effe... wait what
[19:13:22] * Xaphan I'm a Level 12 Monster.
[19:13:31] * Xaphan are you going to imply volcanos matter to me.
[19:14:22] * YashaGrave shakes as her lifepoint counter grows. from fear initially, but... her expression gradually turns to a scowl, to open-mouthed fury. Oh no, she's taking after the wrong Jean now!!
[19:15:13] <YashaGrave> HURRY UP AND ATTACK ME SO I CAN TAKE MY TURN AND TEAR YOUR FUCKING BODY APART!
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[19:16:42] * Onni grits his teeth. That thing is big... could he even stop that as Gigantech...?
[19:17:23] <Onni> Shit... shit shit shit... Grave! Don't get sucked into his pace!
[19:17:31] <Xaphan> I banish all Level 5 or higher monsters from both Graveyards!
[19:19:20] * YashaGrave snarls as Baxia and Horus are banished
[19:19:24] <Xaphan> I banish 7: Graydle Dragon, Graydle Slime, Graydle Slime, Garunix, Star Eater, Crimson Blader, and Vulcan the Divine.
[19:20:17] <Xaphan> `calc 9x400
[19:20:21] <Xaphan> `calc 9*400
[19:20:21] <GameServ> 9*400 = 3600
[19:21:13] <Xaphan> `calc 300*9
[19:21:13] <GameServ> 300*9 = 2700
[19:21:34] * Xaphan no wait, nah, nothing gets banished.
[19:21:45] <Xaphan> I don't have my Lance but 4200 ATK should be enough
[19:21:52] * Xaphan FIST smashes onto your Set monster
[19:22:06] <Xaphan> Cards and effects cannot be activated in response to my attack!
[19:22:18] <YashaGrave> *Jiaotu dies horribly! it's awful. the worst.*
[19:23:45] * Xaphan waves his fist. "Special Summon your monster."
[19:23:57] * Xaphan squeezing his claws
[19:24:22] <YashaGrave> TAOTIE, SHADOW OF THE YANG ZING! (2200 ATK 5*)
[19:24:39] <Xaphan> Turn End.
[19:26:02] <Onni> Grave, listen to me. This guy is trying to warp your mind, you can't let him just feed on you!
[19:26:07] <Onni> You have to calm down!
[19:26:34] <YashaGrave> SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL GET TO YOU SOON ENOUGH!
[19:27:19] <Xaphan> That's better. Give me power for my Devolution Lance.
[19:27:46] * Onni 'Fuck, she's completely caught up in rage...'
[19:28:12] * Onni 'If she gives him what he wants, she's probably gonna end up worse off than Desde...'
[19:30:12] <Onni> C'mon, Grave, listen! If you just do what he wants, he's going to win either way!
[19:30:35] * Xaphan squeezes his paw.
[19:30:46] <YashaGrave> I'LL TAKE WHATEVER THAT IS AND CHOP YOUR CORPSE TO PIECES WITH IT! THEN I'M GOING TO TEAR MY WAY TO THE 12 DIMENSIONS AND KILL MY GODDAMN SISTER FOR LEAVING ME!
[19:31:03] <Xaphan> Yes. More. More.
[19:31:30] * YashaGrave snarls, teeth enlongating, looking more like fangs. the card in her hand shines.
[19:32:14] <Xaphan> ?!
[19:32:22] * Onni ...steps back.
[19:32:28] <YashaGrave> CONTINUOUS SPELL CARD! FORBIDDEN SECRETS OF THE YANG ZING!
[19:33:40] * YashaGrave roars as clouds 'n shit form around her. it'd look nice, if it wasn't for the boiling rage and the fact that it's probably an Old Testament heaven she's about to do shit with.
[19:35:22] <YashaGrave> THIS CARD'S EFFECT CHANGES DEPENDING ON THE NUMBER OF DIFFERENT ATTRIBUTES ARE IN MY GRAVEYARD! *Ghostly images of Bixie, Pulao, Suanni, Baxia and Jiaotu appear around her. Water, Wind, Fire, Dark, Light.*
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[19:37:38] <YashaGrave> THERE ARE FIVE ATTRIBUTES IN MY GRAVEYARD! IT'S FIFTH EFFECT ACTIVATES! BY BANISHING A MONSTER FROM MY GRAVEYARD, ALL MONSTERS WITH THAT ATTRIBUTE ARE BANISHED FROM BOTH PLAYER'S HANDS, DECKS, GRAVEYARDS AND FIELD!
[19:38:19] <YashaGrave> I BANISH SUANNI, FIREOF THE YANG ZING, SNUFFING YOUR WORTHLESS FLAMES!
[19:38:52] <Xaphan> Idiot.
[19:39:11] <Xaphan> Wait. Wait. WHAT.
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[19:39:44] <YashaGrave> *Suanni roars out in pain as it's very existence is torn apart, taking all other flames with it.*
[19:39:53] * Xaphan grabs the walls as he's sucked by Forbidden Secret into the banished area. "You. YOU. YOU."
[19:40:22] * Xaphan claws as the bubble starts ejecting him. "THIS ISN'T OVER."
[19:40:33] <YashaGrave> IT ISN'T!!
[19:40:45] <YashaGrave> THE EFFECT OF FOUR ATTRIBUTES IN MY GRAVEYARD!
[19:41:02] <YashaGrave> I CAN TARGET ONE MONSTER ON THE FIELD! IT IS IMMUNE TO ALL CARD EFFECTS, BUT IT'S ATTACK AND DEFENSE ARE LOWERED TO ZERO!
[19:41:19] * Xaphan howls (FIRE Attribute/Fiend-Type/12 Stars/4200 ATK)
[19:41:41] * Xaphan screams clawing, seemingly rejecting the banishing effect through sheer will.
[19:41:57] * YashaGrave roars out, the remaining Yang Zing doing the same, before their ghostly forms shoot forward and drag Xaphan back to the field.
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[19:42:21] * Xaphan roars with impotent fury as his ATK drops to 0.
[19:42:46] * YashaGrave they then wrap around him, pinning him to the ground.
[19:43:13] <YashaGrave> NOW I ACTIVATE THE FINAL CARD IN MY HAND, YOU WORTHLESS FOOL! MONSTER REBORN!
[19:43:16] * Onni ...stares. And stares.
[19:44:04] <YashaGrave> I REVIVE PULAO, REDUCING THE NUMBER OF ATTRIBUTES FROM FOUR TO THREE! THE THIRD EFFECT ACTIVATES!
[19:44:47] * Xaphan slams trying to claw his way slowly to you, Yasha, to snap your neck.
[19:44:49] <YashaGrave> I CAN PREFORM A SYNCHRO SUMMON USING A TUNER IN MY GRAVEYARD AND THE MONSTERS ON THE FIELD, BUT THEY ARE BANISHED AND ALL MONSTERS THAT SHARE THEIR ATTRIBUTES ARE BANISHED FROM MY HAND, DECK AND GRAVEYARD!
[19:44:57] <Xaphan> This isn't over.
[19:45:11] <YashaGrave> JIAOTU IN MY GRAVEYARD! (2*) TAOTIE ON MY FIELD! (5*) PULAO ON MY FIELD! (1*)
[19:45:13] <YashaGrave> TUNING!
[19:45:49] <Xaphan> I am Duke Hzqelqa of the Dukedom of the Northern Forge of the Blazing Seas, and one of the Highest lords of the Ettosyleit, the Immaterium. I will not be... reduced... to a Joke...
[19:46:03] <YashaGrave> The shadows and evils of heaven corrupt the wind itself with their rage, corrupting the gods of heaven!
[19:46:26] * Xaphan claws towards you, snarling as flames lick out of his mouth.
[19:46:30] <YashaGrave> SYNCHRO SUMMON! LEVEL EIGHT! BAXIA, BRIGHTNESS OF THE YANG ZING!
[19:47:04] <YashaGrave> *the Baxia clawing you to the floor roars as life is breathed into it, at the sacrifice of shadow and air.* (2300/2600 8*)
[19:47:17] <Xaphan> I will not... be... brought down by material skum.
[19:47:32] * Xaphan roars in defiance at Baxia.
[19:48:28] <YashaGrave> I AM YASHA GRAVE! SEMI PROFESSIONAL DUELIST, FAMOUS THROUGHOUT EUROPE! SISTER OF JEANETTE GRAVE, THAT WORTHLESS BITCH THAT LEFT ME AND VICTORIA ALONE WITH NOTHING!
[19:48:54] <YashaGrave> AND NOW I WILL ADD DEMON SLAYER TO MY LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS, YOU WRITHING SCUM! THE EFFECT OF TWO ATTRIBUTES IN MY GRAVEYARD!
[19:49:10] * Xaphan ROAR
[19:49:38] <Onni> ...
[19:49:53] <Onni> If you ever return to Ettosyleit. The 'Immaterium'...
[19:49:58] <YashaGrave> I SPEND AS MANY LIFEPOINTS AS I DESIRE, AND ADD THAT TOTAL TO A MONSTER I CONTROL'S ATTACK POINTS! I PAY ALL BUT ONE LIFE POINT! (11400 -> 1 LP)
[19:50:09] <Onni> Tell them to stay the hell off our planet.
[19:50:13] <YashaGrave> (2300 -> 13699 ATK)
[19:50:25] <YashaGrave> BATTLE! BAXIA, DESTROY HIM! HEAVEN'S FURY!
[19:51:01] <Xaphan> "Noah" is coming, and when he does, you're all. Fucked.
[19:51:10] * YashaGrave roars alongside Baxia as it pulses with power and rage, simply constricting it's serpentine body around and around Xaphan, crushing him slowly.
[19:51:28] * Xaphan laughs howling as Baxia crushes him into scrap metal and dust
[19:51:39] * Xaphan the pieces falling into the Immaterium.
[19:51:45] * Xaphan laughing, coldly.
[19:52:03] <YashaGrave> I'LL TEAR WHATEVER THAT IS TO PIECES ASWe..l...
[19:52:15] * Xaphan and as he falls away, the room... melts back to 'normal'
[19:52:27] * YashaGrave wobbles on her feet, collapsing as Xaphan's LP hits zero.
[19:52:34] * Xaphan his sadistic flame-metal laugh echoing in the air. (0 LP)
[19:52:37] <YashaGrave> (YASHA: WIN)
[19:54:34] * Xaphan Onni and Yahsa, feel free to talk
[19:54:36] * Xaphan is now known as Ark
[19:55:03] <Onni> ...
[19:55:11] * Onni moving to help her up.
[19:55:23] <Onni> Yo... Grave. Grave, c'mon. Talk to me.
[19:55:42] * YashaGrave is breathing quite raggedly. eyes unfocused. "mnnuuuh...?"
[19:56:37] <Onni> Yeesh... never an easy day with people like you around.
[19:58:23] <YashaGrave> I... wha... stop the non-euclidean space i wanna get off...
[19:58:39] <Onni> "Boy, don't I know the feeling.
[19:58:44] <Onni> C'mon, on your feet.
[19:58:48] * Onni trying to help you up.
[19:59:14] * YashaGrave stumbles to her feet. groans, clutching her head.
[19:59:33] <YashaGrave> I... nhhg... I didn't... i didn't mean what i said...
[19:59:57] <Onni> ...Which part.
[20:00:21] <YashaGrave> about... jean... i didn't...
[20:00:35] * YashaGrave eyes flutter. collapses back against you, unconcious.