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Dry Bowser and Waluigi Contemplate Pie

Oct 5th, 2018
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  1. Dry Bowser sighed as he was inspecting a bunch of food, being right near Waluigi's Taco Stand at the canyon just east of the Bone Dry Dunes, with the most commonly seen food there aside from Waluigi's tacos being different flavored pies as the skeletal reptile just shook his head in disapproval.
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  3. "Why is it always the pies that I keep running into lately?" Dry Bowser asked himself as he brushed his red hair, approaching Waluigi as he folded his bony arms together. "Can't people use more creativity and go for something else...?"
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  5. "...I ask myself that all the time." Waluigi said to Dry Bowser while juggling his tacos, doing it with such precise skills. "And then I realize that people want the same exact shit over again!"
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  7. Dry Bowser turned around to see the various different grunts enjoying the pies the most out of all the food that was placed on the judging table, with the reptilian skeleton squinting his eyes as he turned back to the tall purple lanky man known as the Wah of Luigis.
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  9. Dry Bowser: (taking in a deep breath to sigh) Can't people just learn to appreciate different things instead of going for the same exact thing that will get stale with each dose of it?
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  11. Waluigi: Yeah, but they don't, because they don't want change, they just want things to stay the same because they're stupidly insecure like me, so... (shrugs while making more tacos)
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  13. Realizing that Waluigi had a point, Dry Bowser decided to let the people enjoy their pies, even if he thought it was a bit too much to focus on just one specific food when it was a celebration of all kinds of snacks. Waluigi offered him some tacos, but he declined as he didn't need to eat due to him being a bunch of dragon bones.
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