B&B and the accidental incident

The following text was accompanied by a picture of Sabrina fully covered in bandages, thus becoming "Blabrina".

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>"HELLO BLABRINA, WHAT TROUBLES YOU TODAY?"
>"MHMMPHMM MPHMM!"
>"OH, THANK YOU BLABRINA. YOUR ADVICE IS ALWAYS WELCOME. I WISH MORE PEOPLE COULD LISTEN TO YOUR WISDOM."
>"MHMMPHMMM MPHMMM PHMMM MHMMM!"
>"HA, HA, HA! YOU'RE SO FUNNY AS WELL. I WONDER WHY YOU AREN'T MORE POPULAR AT SCHOOL."
>"MHPHMM HMMPHMM!"
>"OH, THAT SEEMS REASONABLE. HEY, LOOK, HERE COMES BLARCO!"
>"Hello Blar, what are you doing?"
>"BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND. HERE I AM HAVING A CANDID CONVERSATION WITH BLABRINA, OUR WISE AND FUNNY CLASSMATE."
>"But Blar, Blabrina cannot hear you."
>"WHAT? YOUR STATEMENT RIDDLES ME, BLARCO. THEN WHY HAS SHE BEEN TALKING WITH ME?"
>"MHMM MPHHMPHHMMM PHMMMHMM!"
>"she is not talking, she is wriggling in pain."
>"WAIT, WHAT?"
>"Being Blabrina is constant agony."
>"MPHMM MHMMM MPHHHMM!"
>"NOT NOW, BLABRINA. YOu'RE AN INCONSIDERATE PERSON FOR NOT LETTING ME KNOW YOU CAN'T HEAR ME. I'M LEAVING AS I'M UPSET WITH YOU. GOOD BYE."
>Blar left very upset, leaving Blarco and Blabrina alone.
>"You know what they say, only love can ease the pain."
>"MMPPHMMM MHMMM MPHMM PHMMM MPHMMMPHHMM!"
>"Oh, Blabrina... [spoiler]if only there was someone out there who loved you...[/spoiler]

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Due to the rising popularity of Sabrina, this green was made with the sole purpose to contributing to the fire. Unfortunately, without the picture mentioned in the beggining, it's hard to understand why Blabrina is mumbling all the time.
Also, the "spoiler" brackest were left untouched because I thought they look better that way.