We the people of this nation of the Principality of Sealand, Commonwealth of The Esteemed Dental Kingdom of The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Whales, Scotland, and the wondrous golden nation of Ireland and all of her beauty and drunken foolishness. So that we may come together and hopefully one day find a leprechaun in the daisy patch, and presume to disembowel the little fiend until he gives us his gold, which we will use to construct golden gears and whatnot. In the general interest of all of us and the advancement of all of the peoples of the great realm of Sir Wimperton Cornswallow III, and their advancement through the mechanization and elimination of human interference, so much that they may one day live lives of leisure and feel free to engage and hedonism and debauchery until we may destroy ourselves in a nuke induced explosion of men. We also acknowledge that we will not pilfer and plunder and ravage the stores and munitions of each other’s warehouses, and leave unscathed the fields and livestock of each other’s’ fields. We may not light torch to the fields, unless you’re Napolean, and you see fit to be a stumpy little douchebag and invade Russia, whilst losing somewhere around 500,000 of your men. Then we’re destroying our farms. Screw you, that’s ours, not yours. Where was I. The nation of Ireland will foreclose the location of their base, but the parties of the Principality of Sealand will never venture here forth to a certain and specified location which has been specified explicitly within the sentence occurring presently within this document with legal ties and stature, and unless there is explicit proof including but not limited to, screenshots, video, and guys being guys. The parties of the Principality of Sealand will not come within a 300 meter radius. The determination of the bounds of the realm of the land of Ireland will be determined by using the correct principles of metric geometry by respecting these laws. We shall find the surface area of a presumed flat plane of any area, assuming the bounds of the hereby specified base will be calculated from the center of the base. Assuming this base is rectangular, the diagonals drawn between each base will intersect at a point so that this point may be the center of a circle, which is also an ellipse, just saying. To find the surface area we shall respect that the variable pi=3.141592653589793238462643383. We will take the radius of this 300 meters as specified and then multiply it by itself, such that it is squared. When the product of these two radii is multiplied to find the product of the product of these two radii and the constant pi, as specified, we shall find the surface area. Now that’s not necessary, but if we take this radius and multiply this by dos, dos being Spanish for two, then multiply it by the previous states constant of pi, we shall have the circumference of the bounds of Ireland. We can use trigonometry to determine whether the overstepping of bounds is indeed an overstepping of bounds, using the Pythagorean Theorem. HENCEFORTH, we shall negotiate trade caravans and crystal meth trade at a time deemed appropriate in the near future. By signing this document, you agree to everything listed above, and if something isn’t specified, dictation goes to common sense. Those who don’t comply with the agreed terms will most likely achieve a high packet count and possibly be banned if I, ScReaM_AiM_FIRE deem it necessary to ensure the safety of neighboring communities.
Here forth I agree to everything above, including that the illuminati is real and totally cereal.
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