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- ✡✡👃🏻✡✡ Oy vey! I'm so 💵✡Jewish✡💵 and It's just so cold I wish I could be in an oven! ✡✡👃🏻✡✡
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- China Imposes 34% Tariff on U.S. Imports
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- BEIJING, CHINA - MARCH 28: Chinese President Xi Jinping speaks during an international bus
- China announced on Friday that it will impose a 34 percent tariff on all U.S. goods in retaliation for President Donald Trump’s “Liberation Day” tariffs on Wednesday. The Chinese tariff hike is scheduled to take effect on April 10.
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- Gay hanky code
- Ever wondered why a rainbow is the gay symbol? Is it because it shows that God still loves them? Is it a reflection of their colorful characters? Or is it because the rainbow is the universal signal of hope?
- No. In actuality the rainbow is a reflection of the wide variety of colours used to prove just how perverted these cum-sucking, shit-licking ass-rammers really are. Enter the gay hanky code.
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- ................................. God that 11 year old that Andrew Anglin hooked up with was so hot. He had to fend off the FBI with lances. Anyway, here's his latest stuff.
- Hamas Issues Denouncements After Jerry Seinfeld Accidentally Added to Group Chat
- Daily Stormer April 2, 2025
- GAZA/JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist no sitcom could script, Hamas commanders lost their minds this week after accidentally adding Jerry Seinfeld to their top-tier terror cell Signal group—only to emerge even angrier about his Pop-Tart movie than about Israel.
- The unplanned cultural collision began when a Qassam Brigades tech officer misread a contact and added @RealSeinfeld to their “Martyrdom Ops & More” chat. What followed was pure chaos:
- • Seinfeld sent a “What’s the deal with jihad?” joke before realizing his mistake
- • Hamas then leaked the chat, condemning both Jews AND “Unfrosted” in same statement
- • Poll shows 72% of Israelis would rather endure October 7 again than watch the Pop-Tart film
- “First they steal our land, then they make this… this breakfast treason?” ranted Hamas spokesman Ghazi Hamad in a press conference, holding up a spliced image of Seinfeld dressed as a pastry chef.
- THE POLL THAT STINGS
- A damning new survey reveals:
- • 92% of Palestinians say the movie “proves Zionist decadence”
- • 87% of Americans would side with Hamas in a debate about the film’s quality
- • Even Bibi Netanyahu privately called it “worse than the UN”
- SEINFELD’S RESPONSE?
- The comedy legend tweeted: “Terrorists hating my movie? Finally, an audience with standards.”
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- “Let Hamas cry about breakfast. Real men drink coffee that actually wakes you up.”
- New “No Sugar, No Cry” blend ships with free rifle pin to trigger snowflakes.
- PAID PROMOTION: Weak men boycott films. Patriots drink Black Rifle Coffee and make terrorists seethe harder.
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- The red panda is a mammal native to the eastern Himalayas and southwestern China. It has dense reddish-brown fur with a black belly and legs, and a ringed tail. It has a head-to-body length of 51–63.5 cm (20–25 in) and a 28–48.5 cm (11–19 in) tail, and it weighs between 3.2 and 15 kg (7 and 33 lb). It is genetically close to raccoons, weasels and skunks. Solitary, largely arboreal and well adapted to climbing, it inhabits coniferous, temperate broadleaf and mixed forests, favouring steep slopes with dense bamboo cover close to water sources. It uses elongated wrist bones ("false thumbs") to grasp bamboo. It feeds mainly on bamboo shoots and leaves. Red pandas mate in early spring, giving birth to litters of up to four cubs in summer. On the IUCN Red List as endangered since 2015, the species is threatened by poaching and deforestation-based habitat destruction and fragmentation.
- Photograph credit: Mathias Appel
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