Dry Bowser Gets Dry Popcorn

Dry Bowser was finishing a lap of racing around the Bone Dry Dunes, with the crowds cheering him on as the skeletal reptile waved from his Bone Rattler.

"Thanks, you're all too kind." Dry Bowser said as he then turned around to see Petey Piranha running his popcorn parlor, with it being much smaller than the mutant plant's usual one. "Ahh, Pete, selling popcorn as usual?"

Dry Bowser was responded by Petey mumbling, shoving popcorn down his bulbous mouth as Dry Bowser got off his ATV and approached the stand, the reptilian skeleton folding his bony arms together.

Dry Bowser: (thinking while nodding his head) So, you're just going on the road, huh? Making as much as you can... in that case, can I have a bag? I could use some popcorn running through my hollow ribs.

Petey nodded, handing Dry Bowser a big red and white bag full of salty popcorn. Dry Bowser noticed that the popcorn seemed to be as dry as him due to the arid air of the canyon, which he accepted as he ate it anyway, paying Petey in diamonds that he found on the road while racing, deciding to head to where the giant replica of his skull was, deciding to look outward towards the sunset.