Moxie and mollie exploring the human world

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #620 and #624
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here are those drawings from last night all in one image
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/807816114385977345/1612655302990.png
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Cute, will you do more?
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more of moxxie and millie shopping in the human world, or just HH/HB stuff in general?
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>more of moxxie and millie shopping in the human world

this, it can be a wholesome date, like they go out to buy cookies to each other.
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Well, seeing Moxxie and Millie try to find some "elusive" human food would be interesting. For example, there's Trappist cheese - it's a kind of cheese that, in the past, was made by monks in Bosnia, but it's now manufactured, and widely available across Europe, but would obviously be unavailable in Hell. It's a fairly mild flavor, good for sandwiches and the like.

Alternatively, how about Stolas trying to patch things up between Blitzo and Verosika (mainly because he wants to try that threesome, but also, because he's feeling altruistic)?
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I never hear of this before but I want to try it out
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trappista_cheese
It originally came from Bosnia, but it's popular in Serbia and Hungary as well.
Especially in Hungary - it's practically ubiquitous here.
Since the order of monks who created it also exists in France, a variant is also available there.
I'm not sure if it has been exported to the US, though.
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nice.

>I'm not sure if it has been exported to the US, though.

it's true, I didn't see this kind of cheese in TX.
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Moxie and mollie exploring the human world
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oh, maybe
i was thinking, like, movie theaters or amusement parks.
but itd be kind of ironic if they went into something like a church though
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>but itd be kind of ironic if they went into something like a church though

that be funny
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/807814896658022431/1612665574762.png
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>They're just standing in front of the altar with a priest on the other side
>they're both very perplexed
>Moxxie's looking at the crucifix with his head cocked to the side, while Millie's looking at the man of the cloth opposite to them, asking "Isn't it supposed to... Do something?"
>the priest looks just as puzzled as them, and just shrugs
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>they go into the confessional
>all the sins they confess to have committed would have broken the ten commandments 4 times over
>the priest exits the confessional afterwards just wide-eyed staring at the two of them in worry
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>they look at him like they're waiting for a doctor's diagnosis
>"So... Is it bad?" Millie asks
>the priest just nods, feverishly.
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>"oh crumbs... at least we already live in hell"
>the priest doesn't take him seriously and just goes "haha, detroit isn't THAT bad, son"
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Honestly... I mean Hazbin hell from what we've seen vs Detroit.. Shit that's a hard one
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>awkwardly chuckling, Moxxie digs into his pocket
>"Well... Glad we've gotten that out of the way... Unfortunately..."
>and he pulls out a pistol
>the priest just frowns
>"Are you sure that's for me, my son?"
>Millie pulls a parchment out of her overalls
>"Were you the one who molested a bunch of kids in the '90s?"
>again, the priest just frowns now contemplating, but then, his eyes widen
>"Oh! I think you're thinking of Father Velasco! He was excommunicated last month, and has been in prison since."
>"Oh."
>Moxxie puts the gun away
>the priest gives them a once-over
>"Are you here to drag his soul to the Inferno?"
>"Sort of..." Millie admits "One of his victims asked us to kill him, and he'll probably end up down there."
>"Ah, I see..." the Father nods "That'll work, too."
>and he gives them the address to the prison
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What's next on their mortal world culinary tour? Famous Amos cookies? Flamin Hot peanuts? Hostess snack cakes?
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What if they visit Wendy's or Chipotle
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>Wendy's
They like the chicken nuggets, wonder why the burgers are all square, see all the triple-stacked burgers with bacon and two kinds of cheese and fried onions on the menu, and think to themselves "Ah this here is why we have so many gluttons in Hell"
>Chipotle
Moxxie's clawed fingers accidentally poke a hole in his overstuffed burrito and he makes a mess of his coat. Millie can't make up her mind on what she wants and ends up getting an even more ridiculous meal than Moxxie, which she somehow manages to get down without ruining her clothes. Both of them see that schmaltzy ad they played during the superbowl and think to themselves "wow these guys are almost as bad as Mammon"