Jump, Spray

(Suggested intro lyrics. Insert your own garbage meme intro bullshit. Song actually starts around the 00:34 mark)
(If the syllable count makes it seem like I'm retarded, make sure to sing along with the original lyrics for reference)

[Intro]
Uh, what up ya'll
Luigi what's poppin' baby
Ya'll ain't know I go by the name of Super Mario
Representin' that Mushroom Kingdom
Yea and this one right here
I dedicate this one right here
To all my homies out there sprayin' (ya know what I'm saying)
Legally and Illegally
Ha You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
So, check it out
[/Intro]

First got it at twenty-six, didn't know any tricks
Matter fact first time he put it on he slipped
Landed in some paint, almost tore his taint
For a week he had to walk with a limp like ain't
That about a bitch but he got there
To Isle Delfino as he jumped through the air
Yeah he said wahoo until he saw the goop
He couldn't fight that bloop, er he couldn't stomp it
Until he saw the FLUDD, no chain-chomp or thwomp it
But the first FLUDD spray there he had got it
Labeled criminal, he shot it, wahoo wahoo wahoo
Piantas all had bought it
So, he was thrown into a cell
Even though he tried to clean it he was framed too well
Later wouldn't let him near the fruit stand out there
Said I'm sorry jump-man there's no spraying here

So he jump spray jump spray jump spray jump spray yippee
And away he leaped jus' a plumber to the Isle with no place to sleep
So he jump spray jump spray jump spray jump spray yippee
So come and spray with me just a plumber looking for a place to clean
So lets jump and spray, yippee

Mushroom made him taller, now carries more water
Got himself a Yoshi but really just cannon fodder
Get a pink or blue, just take him some of the fruit
Doesn't really matter, can't even touch the water
Met his girlfriend she was sitting in the shade
But cakes instead of love are what were getting made
He said I will save you but I'm spraying all of these blooper men and goop again
And I don't think this FLUDD is strong enough to carry two
She said hey, when I jump I can float away
So, let me make one thing clear I don't need to ride yours, my umbrella is here
So she took him to the hotel he didn't know as well
Casino underneath, where all the boos dwell, she said I don't normally take saviors here
King Boo came and said there's no spraying here

So they jump spray jump spray jump spray jump spray float
And away they go princess and a plumber don't forget FLUDD though
So they jump spray jump spray jump spray jump spray yippee
So come and spray with me just a plumber looking for a place to clean
So lets jump and spray, yippee

Before he knew he had a crew
They were all toads, in their turban wraps it wasn't brainloads
They would scream and shout while he did all the work
All the Isle sprayed but he did it with a smirk
And it wasn't like jump-man could ever be a jerk
He just kinda wished the toads would do more than lurk
But it doesn't matter, he cleaned the paint splatter
He had a hover nozzel, didn't need a ladder
They head, to any place with paint there, clean without complaint, it only seemed fair
And his FLUDD machine will take them there until Bowser came and said there's no spraying here

So they jump spray jump spray jump spray jump spray float
And away they go princess and a plumber, buncha toads in tow
So they jump spray jump spray jump spray jump spray yippee
So come and spray with me just a plumber looking for a place to clean
So lets jump and spray, yippee