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  1. >one month later
  2. >have noticed her in my law lecture too
  3. >week of my law test
  4.  
  5. keep in mind i get tutoring for law outside of uni
  6.  
  7. >tutoring company was hosting a public workshop for law students for the test meaning that non tutoring students will be attending too
  8. >go for the workshop
  9. >go up elevator
  10. >go to the right floor
  11. >exit elevator
  12. >two rooms past the foyer
  13. >head into room where everyone is
  14. >holyfuck.png
  15. >its her
  16. >its fucking her
  17. >we're split into two groups
  18. >i make sure im in the group she's in
  19. >make no attempt to talk during the class because i am beta as fuck
  20. >workshop ends
  21. >leave
  22. >didnt get to talk to her
  23. >feelsbadman.jpg
  24. >go into the elevator
  25. >as the doors are about to close, her and her friend get in
  26. >holyfuckpotentialthreesome.xml
  27. >decide to try talk again
  28. >"so um, how are you guys feeling for the test?"
  29. >her friend kind of shakes off the question, but both reply saying alright, not too bad, etc
  30. >"and you?"
  31. >fuck
  32. >whatdoisay.gif
  33. >thinkingprofusely.msi
  34. >"oh yeah not too bad"
  35. >well that wasn't that hard
  36. >we leave the elevator
  37. >feeling confident, decide to try talk to her again
  38. >begin to leave the building
  39. >"hey do you guys do history? i think i recognise you"
  40. >she looks at me and smiles
  41. >"yeah... you seem familiar, i think i've seen you around"
  42. >HOLYFUCKSHEREMEMBEREDME.JPG
  43. >"ahhh yeah, i guess i'll see you later then"
  44. >she smiles, "yeah, cya!"
  45. >we part ways
  46. >i drive back home, feeling like a chad
  47. >i go home stalk her on facebook, find out her name and proceed to make a word document with all i could find on her using weaponised autism
  48. >decide to call it "operation rowdy cougar"
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