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Prexor - Snowy cuteness, crit edition

Dec 6th, 2016
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  1. [23:11] <Roland[DM]> Prexor, roll sanity.
  2. [23:12] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20-1
  3. [23:12] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(-1) = 14>
  4. [23:12] <Roland[DM]> Sharni just wondered if you'd like to hold your ground and funnel the beasts through the door.
  5. [23:13] <Sharni> Did she now?
  6. [23:13] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Remind me of the layout at the moment?)
  7. [23:13] <Prexor_Zozavo> (There's like, two pathways, and a door?)
  8. [23:14] <Roland[DM]> You are in a central area, maybe about 50x50, with a hallway branching directly off to either side. We'll refer to these hallways as east and west
  9. [23:14] <Sharni> I thought we were stood at the end of the trapped hallway with shadow wolves tripping it all for us?
  10. [23:14] <Roland[DM]> My impression is that you didn't make it very far in before Prexor tripped a trap with his buffoonery.
  11. [23:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> I think i remember that?
  12. [23:16] <Sharni> Sure, lets go with this.
  13. [23:17] <Roland[DM]> Regardless, the dudes are totally coming after you, having recovered from their own buffoonery.
  14. [23:17] <Sharni> Sharni's first concern in terms of offense actually lies with figuring out the wolves a little bit.
  15. [23:17] <Roland[DM]> Insight roll, red riding hood?
  16. [23:18] <Sharni> 10+5=15. Mainly wanting to know Beast Control: y/n?
  17. [23:18] == Smoking_DM [uid122637@id-122637.brockwell.irccloud.com] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  18. [23:19] <Roland[DM]> Sure thing
  19. [23:19] <Sharni> Good to know.
  20. [23:20] <Sharni> She hops aboard her noble stee-er.. broom.. and begins to float.
  21. [23:21] <Sharni> "|& On your command} my Lord!"
  22. [23:21] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU will kill THEM."
  23. [23:22] <Sharni> Blink. "|& O-Oh! }}}}Uhm} Did you not want to cull them} my Lord?"
  24. [23:22] <Prexor_Zozavo> "THEY will die."
  25. [23:23] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I do not care if YOU or I kill THEM, but THEY will die."
  26. [23:23] <Sharni> Ohh.. Kay then. Not what she expected, but.. "|& I will do my best!"
  27. [23:24] <Smoking_DM> Roll initiative. I'll be rolling "behind the screen", so to speak.
  28. [23:24] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+2
  29. [23:24] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+2) = 6>
  30. [23:24] <Sharni> 8+3=11
  31. [23:24] <Smoking_DM> Wew, off to a great start
  32. [23:25] <Smoking_DM> Two of them best you both with identical rolls. The other two... only barely avoided critfails.
  33. [23:25] <Sharni> I like those two.
  34. [23:25] <Smoking_DM> They run for Prexor, cause that dude just smells like an asshole lmao.
  35. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> Yeah, can we go with those two?
  36. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> That's actually his brand of cologne.
  37. [23:26] <Sharni> Asshol'e, by Prexor Zozavo.
  38. [23:26] <Smoking_DM> I suppose he's had excellent luck finding kismeses, if not matesprits then.
  39. [23:27] <Prexor_Zozavo> Well, it's not real cologne, it's just water
  40. [23:27] <Smoking_DM> One misses his attack. The other crits for 15 damage.
  41. [23:27] <Prexor_Zozavo> But, it's cologne to him, darn it!
  42. [23:27] <Smoking_DM> Which should make that Sharni's turn.
  43. [23:27] <Sharni> I know who's dying first~
  44. [23:27] <Smoking_DM> Prexor, roll sanity as a result of being critted.
  45. [23:27] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20-1
  46. [23:27] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(-1) = 2>
  47. [23:27] <Prexor_Zozavo> Niiiice
  48. [23:28] <Smoking_DM> You now have Panic! At The Disco songs stuck in your head for the duration of the strife
  49. [23:28] <Sharni> So move action, floating up until the tips of her horns are in danger of brushing the ceiling.
  50. [23:28] <Smoking_DM> Gain +1 to hit, -2 to damage for one turn.
  51. [23:29] <Smoking_DM> Alright, Sharni; I'm following. What now?
  52. [23:29] <Smoking_DM> (Ceiling height: 25 feet)
  53. [23:29] <Sharni> Minor action to cast Assist: Donate, giving Prexor 35HP.
  54. [23:30] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Is that a heal, or temp HP?)
  55. [23:30] <Smoking_DM> (Heal)
  56. [23:30] <Prexor_Zozavo> (kk)
  57. [23:30] * Prexor_Zozavo doesn't notice, as he is too busy jamming out to his head tunes.
  58. [23:31] <Sharni> (She may cought and sputter a little)
  59. [23:31] <Sharni> Major is going to be used to cast beastcontrol 2. ..Unless 2 isn't high enough, in which case we can amp that baby up.
  60. [23:32] <Sharni> Target is whichever of the two near-critfails looks less battered right now.
  61. [23:33] <Smoking_DM> It's high enough. Man, beast control is weird.
  62. [23:33] <Sharni> Yes it is.
  63. [23:33] <Smoking_DM> You now have control of that beast.
  64. [23:33] <Smoking_DM> Anything else?
  65. [23:35] <Sharni> She politely clears her throat, waves to her new minion, and calls "|& Mister Wolf? Please} might you assist my Lord against these brutes?"
  66. [23:36] <Smoking_DM> The wolf agrees, but will have to wait until its turn. For now, it's Prexor's turn, unless you got anything else you wanna say.
  67. [23:36] <Sharni> Nah, she's just gonna.. Maybe grab a kerchief. No reason.
  68. [23:36] <Smoking_DM> Alright. Go for it Prexor
  69. [23:36] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU will pay for that."
  70. [23:36] * Prexor_Zozavo raises his maul towards the beast who crit him.
  71. [23:37] * Prexor_Zozavo lowers the maul towards the beast who crit him.
  72. [23:37] <Sharni> (Called it!)
  73. [23:37] * Smoking_DM picks up his phone
  74. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> !roll 1d20+7 to hit
  75. [23:37] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
  76. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> !roll 1d20+7
  77. [23:37] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+7) = 9>
  78. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> Oh right, shoot, reckless.
  79. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> Can I do that?
  80. [23:37] * Smoking_DM sighs
  81. [23:37] <Smoking_DM> Yeah
  82. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> Thank ya
  83. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> !roll 1d20+7
  84. [23:37] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+7) = 9>
  85. [23:38] * Prexor_Zozavo sighs.
  86. [23:38] * Smoking_DM spits out coffee
  87. [23:38] <Sharni> (I think I got the wrong number.)
  88. [23:38] <Smoking_DM> Roll sanity again
  89. [23:38] <Prexor_Zozavo> Can I take a voluntary critfail on this one?
  90. [23:38] <Smoking_DM> No
  91. [23:38] <Prexor_Zozavo> Aw
  92. [23:38] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20-1
  93. [23:38] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(-1) = 10>
  94. [23:38] <Smoking_DM> You avoid a mishap requiring you to dance for your next move action.
  95. [23:39] * Prexor_Zozavo does it anyways, he's still jamming out to head tunes.
  96. [23:39] <Sharni> Sharni approves.
  97. [23:39] <Prexor_Zozavo> End turn.
  98. [23:39] <Smoking_DM> Alright, on your next move action, make a DC 10 performance check, else have your movement reduced by 10 feet
  99. [23:39] <Sharni> Spontaneous song and dance is always a good thing.
  100. [23:39] <Prexor_Zozavo> Can that be this turn's move action?
  101. [23:40] <Prexor_Zozavo> Or does it have to be next one?
  102. [23:40] <Smoking_DM> If you want, but you're not using it anyway, so the fun is lost.
  103. [23:40] <Prexor_Zozavo> Fair, alright, I'll wait.
  104. [23:40] <Sharni> (Do you hear that, Bill?)
  105. [23:41] <Sharni> (That's the sound of Harken disowning you as his creator.)
  106. [23:41] <Sharni> (No fun in pointless dancing!)
  107. [23:41] <Smoking_DM> Anyway, while you contemplate how hard you're gonna dab this move action, the next wolf comes and starts snapping at Sharni's broom ineffectually. Sharni, you may control the possessed wolf for this turn.
  108. [23:42] <Smoking_DM> You can also make his roll. +3 to hit/damage. 2d6 damage
  109. [23:42] <Sharni> Mr. Wolf is going to go help Mr. Zozavo with that brutish curr that bit him!
  110. [23:43] <Sharni> 11+3=14 going to hit?
  111. [23:43] <Smoking_DM> Sure thing. Have at it
  112. [23:43] <Smoking_DM> No, it's not
  113. [23:43] <Sharni> Well darn.
  114. [23:43] <Smoking_DM> 15 AC. It still got the attention of the next wolf in the order, though.
  115. [23:43] <Smoking_DM> He begins wrestling with him. Roll me a contest to a grapple, +3 mod
  116. [23:43] <Sharni> ...Can it spent the remainder of it's move and minor just.. Flopping over his buddies in a dogpile?
  117. [23:44] <Sharni> 15+3=18, much better.
  118. [23:45] <Smoking_DM> It is now grappled. It takes 2 damage as a result of being trapped in the iron jaws of the grappler. The next wolf does an attack on Prexor for 5 damage. (Think about that for a moment; rolling 2 on 2d6)
  119. [23:45] <Smoking_DM> And it's Sharni's turn again
  120. [23:47] <Sharni> "|& Oh bother}}}}" Fine then, she'll have to do things herself!
  121. [23:48] <Sharni> First, minor to cast Assist: Offense 2 on Prexor. Gain +4 on your next attack and damage roll.
  122. [23:48] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Thank you)
  123. [23:48] <Smoking_DM> That works
  124. [23:48] <Prexor_Zozavo> (So much)
  125. [23:48] <Prexor_Zozavo> (i need this)
  126. [23:49] <Smoking_DM> Lmao
  127. [23:49] <Sharni> Major and ten feet of move to CHAAAARGE! on the bitey wolf that refuses to be hit.
  128. [23:50] <Smoking_DM> Perfect. Roll it.
  129. [23:51] <Sharni> "|& Feel the whiplash of my broom} you cur!" 12+3=just BARELY striking, but hell she's not really a hitting sort.
  130. [23:51] <Smoking_DM> Roll damage.
  131. [23:52] <Sharni> Do I get bonus for referring to the broom as a whip of some kind?
  132. [23:52] <Smoking_DM> Go for it; roll an extra d6
  133. [23:53] <Sharni> 3+3+4+5+6+3=24 damage as she pulls back up with the remainder of her move and calls it a turn.
  134. [23:53] == Roland[DM] [kiwiirc@108-74-133-183.lightspeed.mmphtn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  135. [23:53] <Smoking_DM> (Nobody Panic; totally anticipated)
  136. [23:53] <Prexor_Zozavo> (ok wew)
  137. [23:53] == PasteDude [webchat@108-74-133-183.lightspeed.mmphtn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 195 seconds]
  138. [23:54] <Prexor_Zozavo> (was that also anticipated?)
  139. [23:54] <Sharni> (That does not seem like a good thing.)
  140. [23:55] <Prexor_Zozavo> (I still have dr pastebin if we need it)
  141. [23:55] == Roland[DM] [kiwiirc@108-74-133-183.lightspeed.mmphtn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  142. [23:55] <Smoking_DM> (S'why I had y'all brig em)
  143. [23:56] <Roland[DM]> Okay, sorry about that
  144. [23:56] == PasteDude [webchat@108-74-133-183.lightspeed.mmphtn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  145. [23:56] <Roland[DM]> Alright. That severely wounds your target, and it's now Prexor's turn.
  146. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> Ok, second verse, same as the first.
  147. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> Speaking of verses...
  148. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+1 performance
  149. [23:57] <Sharni> Oh no.
  150. [23:57] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
  151. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+1
  152. [23:57] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+1) = 5>
  153. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> Sigh.
  154. [23:57] <Roland[DM]> PFFFFFFT
  155. [23:57] <Sharni> y Prexor.
  156. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> I am disappointed in myself for expecting something else.
  157. [23:57] <Roland[DM]> Roll sanity once more
  158. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20-1
  159. [23:57] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 17 <Total: 17(-1) = 16>
  160. [23:58] <Roland[DM]> You can hear THE MURDEROUS ONE telling you you need to work on your form.
  161. [23:58] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Silence."
  162. [23:58] <Roland[DM]> "ok"
  163. [23:58] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Good."
  164. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> Now MAUL!
  165. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Wtih reckless)
  166. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+7
  167. [23:59] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+7) = 26>
  168. [23:59] <Sharni> "|& I apologize milord."
  169. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+7
  170. [23:59] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+7) = 16>
  171. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> Significantly better.
  172. [23:59] <Roland[DM]> Alright. Roll damage. Remember your bonus
  173. [23:59] <Sharni> Is that with or without the assist?
  174. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Oh wait, shoot, 7 was with the +1 from having the song stuck in my head, it should only be +6)
  175. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Unless that's still applying)
  176. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Right, offense is also a thing.)
  177. [23:59] <Roland[DM]> It's not.
  178. [00:00] <Roland[DM]> And you also have the assist, so +10
  179. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> (So, it should have been 29)
  180. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> (It's not?)
  181. [00:00] <Roland[DM]> I said one turn.
  182. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Oh, right, I thought you meant that offense wasn't a thing)
  183. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Bluh, I'm tired)
  184. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> Anyways!
  185. [00:00] <Roland[DM]> Roll damage with +10 mod
  186. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 10d6+10
  187. [00:00] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 10d6: 6 2 1 2 6 1 3 1 5 1 <Total: 28(+10) = 38>
  188. [00:01] <Prexor_Zozavo> That's, actually not that impressive.
  189. [00:01] <Prexor_Zozavo> Four 1's.
  190. [00:01] <Sharni> Oh baby, splatted wolf.
  191. [00:01] <Roland[DM]> You did kersplat the wolf if you targeted the one sharni just whipped.
  192. [00:01] <Prexor_Zozavo> The one that crit me last time, I think it's the same one.
  193. [00:02] <Roland[DM]> Yeah.
  194. [00:02] <Roland[DM]> He's dead.
  195. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> Good riddance.
  196. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> That'll teach him to question my life choices.
  197. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> Or, like, make me question my life choices.
  198. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> Same thing, really.
  199. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> End turn.
  200. [00:02] <Roland[DM]> Anyway, the next wolf attempts to grapple Prexor.
  201. [00:03] <Roland[DM]> Roll your resist.
  202. [00:03] <Prexor_Zozavo> Aha, grapple!
  203. [00:03] <Prexor_Zozavo> The one thing I'm good at!
  204. [00:03] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+16
  205. [00:03] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 10 <Total: 10(+16) = 26>
  206. [00:04] <Roland[DM]> Not bad. The wolf rolled like a 4+3, so that ain't happenin'.
  207. [00:04] <Sharni> Slippery as a greased eel.
  208. [00:04] <Roland[DM]> Alright. Last wolf is all you Sharni.
  209. [00:04] <Sharni> Need to resist the grapple again?
  210. [00:05] <Roland[DM]> You need not resist unless you intend to escape.
  211. [00:05] <Sharni> 15+3=18 to escape, hopefully.
  212. [00:05] <Roland[DM]> In which case, go ahead and roll it. Otherwise, you can attack your aggressor.
  213. [00:05] <Roland[DM]> Yes, by inches.
  214. [00:06] <Sharni> Good enough!
  215. [00:07] <Sharni> Since this is the last turn of direct control.. Sharni coos sweetly from above "|& Oh Mister Wolf? You did your best} and now it is time for belly rubs! Roll over} so Mister Zozavo might rub your fuzzy belly!"
  216. [00:08] <Roland[DM]> wew
  217. [00:08] <Roland[DM]> Works for me. Anything else you want him to do?
  218. [00:08] <Sharni> Mister Wolf rolls over, prone and belly up at Prexor's feet. He'sa good boy.
  219. [00:08] <Sharni> Nah, I think I've done what I can.
  220. [00:08] <Prexor_Zozavo> Good dog. Best friend.
  221. [00:09] <Roland[DM]> Alright.
  222. [00:09] <Roland[DM]> His previous aggression has the curious effect of setting his comrade on him.
  223. [00:09] <Sharni> Gasp!
  224. [00:09] <Sharni> But oh no!
  225. [00:09] <Sharni> He is le prone!
  226. [00:09] <Roland[DM]> ...and his buddy still rolls awful to hit him even with the advantage conveyed by the proneness.
  227. [00:09] <Roland[DM]> Your turn again, Sharni.
  228. [00:09] <Sharni> .....
  229. [00:10] <Sharni> Sharni would like to use her move action to float up on the ceiling, boggling vacantly at these shenanigans.
  230. [00:10] <Roland[DM]> Alright. Roll insight to understand more of the world at large.
  231. [00:11] <Sharni> 2+5=7.
  232. [00:11] <Sharni> She's still a sheltered soul.
  233. [00:11] <Roland[DM]> You feel you have much left to understand of the world. You are briefly awestruck by this revelation, then you put it out of your mind.
  234. [00:11] <Roland[DM]> It's your turn, Prexor.
  235. [00:12] <Sharni> But that was only my move?
  236. [00:12] <Roland[DM]> Oh
  237. [00:12] <Roland[DM]> Nevermind. Go ahead with your major and minor.
  238. [00:13] <Sharni> Minor to Offense 2 Prexor back up. Major to summon a fireball to hands, and that'll do.
  239. [00:14] <Roland[DM]> Alright
  240. [00:14] <Roland[DM]> So are you leaving now, or do you wanna take your turn before we call it a night, Prexor?
  241. [00:14] <Prexor_Zozavo> If we're going play by post after, i'll take my turn so you guys can continue while im asleep
  242. [00:15] <Roland[DM]> Alright
  243. [00:15] <Roland[DM]> There's a prone wolf, a wolf attacking him, and another wolf.
  244. [00:15] <Prexor_Zozavo> Well, since one of the puppies so willingly presented itself to me, what else can I do than pet it's belly?
  245. [00:15] <Prexor_Zozavo> WITH MY MAUL
  246. [00:15] <Roland[DM]> Roll it. Remember your +4 to hit and damage
  247. [00:15] <Prexor_Zozavo> RECKLESSLY, BECAUSE I STILL DON'T TRUST MYSELF WITH NORMAL ADVANTAGE
  248. [00:15] <Prexor_Zozavo> Oh wait, right, +4
  249. [00:15] <Prexor_Zozavo> Nevermind, no reckless.
  250. [00:15] <Roland[DM]> You cannot get triple advantage.
  251. [00:16] <Sharni> Sharni cheers him on from above, which is really kinda unsettling on her.
  252. [00:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+10
  253. [00:16] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+10) = 30>
  254. [00:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> Well, there we go.
  255. [00:16] <Sharni> ABOUT DAMN TIME.
  256. [00:16] <Roland[DM]> Heyoh!
  257. [00:16] <Sharni> +4 counts for damage too.
  258. [00:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 20d6+10 to vaporize a wolf.
  259. [00:16] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
  260. [00:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 20d6+10
  261. [00:16] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 20d6: 4 5 4 3 5 1 6 3 3 6 4 5 5 3 6 4 2 5 2 4 <Total: 80(+10) = 90>
  262. [00:16] <Roland[DM]> WEW LAD
  263. [00:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> Now THAT is more like it.
  264. [00:16] <Roland[DM]> Roll me another d20
  265. [00:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20
  266. [00:16] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18>
  267. [00:16] <Sharni> The cheering turns abruptly to a squeak.
  268. [00:17] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Good DOG."
  269. [00:17] <Sharni> "|& Oh my stars and garters!"
  270. [00:17] <Roland[DM]> Alright. 36 of that is excess. I'm applying it to the attacking wolf, assuming the shockwave hurt it.
  271. [00:17] <Roland[DM]> Cause damn if there wasn't a shockwave on a 90 damage attack
  272. [00:17] <Prexor_Zozavo> I like mauls.
  273. [00:17] <Sharni> Prexor used Earthquake!
  274. [00:17] <Roland[DM]> Alright. Anything else?
  275. [00:17] <Prexor_Zozavo> Mauls are fun.
  276. [00:18] <Prexor_Zozavo> Nah, I'm gonna spend my move action to feel smug.
  277. [00:18] <Prexor_Zozavo> Somehow.
  278. [00:18] <Roland[DM]> Roll insight.
  279. [00:18] <Sharni> (Pat yourself on the back.)
  280. [00:18] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+4
  281. [00:18] <GameServ> Prexor_Zozavo rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+4) = 7>
  282. [00:18] <Prexor_Zozavo> Aaand we're back.
  283. [00:18] <Roland[DM]> Yup. You are pretty much the best mauler alive.
  284. [00:18] <Roland[DM]> It doesn't hurt that you're the only mauler alive.
  285. [00:18] <Roland[DM]> Alright.
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