Spedurn stufz

yoyo

I might be an ultra scrub yo
but I can still be a speedy boy
these will be my life goals from now
no one cares but pastebins are trendy

--SPEEDPLANS--

existing runs yo

Crash Bandicoot 1
any% current - 50:49 // goal - sub 50
100% current - 2:36:xx whatever shit // goal - sub 1:45:00

My first speedrun (aka hold forward and press other buttons sometimes based PAL) game which still has a crap PB for some reason.
Sub 50 would look nice and also don't really give enough shits to try further. 100% will be frustrating as hell to run but
I'll try to squeeze a half-decent run someday.

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
any% no GO current - 57:23 // goal - sub 50
100% current - 2:13:02 // goal - sub 2h

Crap 2 is a game I'm clearly bad at but No GO is fun so might as well try to get decent. 100% I don't give a damn about but
the current PB just looks fugly and sub 2h is ezpz

Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped
any% current - 1:03:51 // goal - sub 55
105% never

Don't really care much about this game at all. Too little platforming. Should try to get a decent any% time when ultra bored
or all other goals are reached, but 105 I will NEVER touch, seriously fuck that.

Crash Team Racing
any% current - 57:46 // goal - sub 57
101 when

My kinda main game (still a scrub) which I have been playing for so long I can't really stretch my goals too much, sub 57 would
do for now, but better is obviously possible since my PB barely used any advanced strats. Sub 56 would be sweet. I will prob do 101 some day for the lulz but not a good category really

Crash Bash
any% current - 3:17:19 // goal - don't play
200 never

no

Spyro the Dragon
any% someday
120% current - 2:28:47 // goal - sub 2h (nah who cares)

PB is absolutely lulzworthy and done with minimal learning. If I took the game half seriously maybe 2h wouldn't be that bad despite
my skills. I'll think about any% when I reach that.

Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
14 talismans current - 30:59 // goal - sub 31 - done!
100% after 14 tali

This game has proven my ultra scrubbiness. My route needs honing, but at least a sub 31 should absolutely be possible.
I must get much better at Gulp though. I am very interested in 100% but won't do it before I reach this goal in 14 tali.
Give proxy pls.

Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon
100 Egg current - 1:14:50 // goal - sub 1:10:00
117 never

So yea I did runs of this for a few days, I should learn it a bit and get an easy 1:10. Don't know if I care any more though,
we will see. 117 2 long wont run

Tetris Attack
Very Hard current - 18:46 // goal - don't be last on the leaderboards

This game has made me realize I lack a working brain. To give myself false hope I must be blessed by the RNGods and get at least a
17:33 to only be the second last.

Solitaire
Draw Three current - 1:43 // goal - toplel

Jak and Daxter: The Precursors Legacy
Any% No S+L: 2:23 something really bad goal - sub 1:30

HuniePop
Any% (get laid): 13:44 WR

BEST GAME BEST CATEGORY WORST RUN :---D

So yea my plat disc is really shit so I ordered a BL copy and will run any% instead, at least to begin with. gg

If I feel like getting fucked by RNG this is a much better choice than Crap Bash B)

-------------UPCOMING PROJECTS AND OTHER GAMES AND SHIT---------------


Mega Man X
Never ever even beat/really played this game but it seems like a very fun (yet tough) run, will prob learn 100% for the lulz at some point.

Shovel Knight
I suck at 2D games hard but maybe I should copy Capndrake a bit and do some shit runs? I already did one and it was over 2h LOL

Ratchet and Clank
No one ever runs this game but the route is there and the game exists so why not? R&C2 is also possible.

Ape Escape
All of the three AE games seem like lots of fun, even though I've only played the first one. We will see. Prob would learn 1 first.

The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
10 Character chest runs would be much fun but when do I have time to stream for 7-8 hours straight for one run? (I'm pretty sure
it would take that long first try)

Trip World
7 minute run, awesome GB game. Why not learn it?

VVVVVV
Classic any% without the new megaglitches would definitely be fun! Really like this game even though I'm shit at precision
platformers.

Super Meat Boy
Everyone runs this but hey, love the game. Would be fun to try my hand at any% no WW someday.

A Memegame
I need to find my own memegame and get a Default WR. Because that's literally what's speedrunning is about Kappa