April fools 2019

[Login story 1]
[The Bread faction and cookie clan~ Battle over wheat]
[Kasumi's case~ Catch the maru mountain~]
[TOMOE~Save the world~]
[Magical girl magical Ran VS the Rose witch]
[Login story 2]

[Login story 1]
Moca: Fuwa~ That was a great sleep~ ....But even awake or asleep there's nothing but darkness, there's nothing here
Narrator: This transcendentally adorable and beautiful girl's name is goddess Moca, before the world was created nothing else existed besides goddess Moca
Moca: It's so boring with nothing here~ Wonder if anything interesting will happen, Ei-i
Narrator: As goddess Moca said that while holding out her hands a small world suddenly appeared where there used to be nothing
Moca: Woah~ Something appeared. Wonder what the heck it is
Narrator: While goddess Moca observed this world she noticed something
Moca: Everyone is eating something~  I want to eat as well~
Moca: Awww~ This is super tasty~ I want to eat more of this~
Narrator: What goddess Moca ate was bread. goddess Moca who was now in love with bread thought of a way that she could eat lots and lots more
Moca: Yeah yeah, looking good~ OK, so do this and then....
Narrator: And with a little tinkering goddess Moca created all kinds of worlds
Moca: Fufufu, now I'll definitely be able to enjoy all kinds of flavor breads~!
Narrator: And so after creating all these various worlds goddess Moca got to enjoy all kinds of bread
Narrator: Some time later
Moca: I wonder what kind of bread will come forth from this world~
Narrator: Nowadays goddess Moca's daily routine consists of her observing her newly created worlds for what kind of bread they will create
Moca: OK I'll go with this world today
Moca: I wonder how these worlds have turned out~
Narrator: Goddess Moca was observing four planets today. A planet were war rages between bread people and cookie people... One with magical girls...
Narrator: A world with great detectives and villains.... And lastly a world dominated by robots..
Narrator: What on earth kind of breads will come forth from the worlds goddess Moca has created.....?

[The Bread faction and cookie clan~ Battle over wheat]
[Chapter 1]
Narrator: This world is made up of a mess of factions, A world that is constantly at war
Narrator: This world's story is about a priestess who heard the words of a bread goddess, and a tale of the the bread faction lead by Saaya and the cookie clan lead by Lisa trying to bring joy to the world with cookies
Lisa: Saaya the leader of the bread faction still has to be around here! I swear on the cookie clans name that I'll definitely find her!
Sayo: Whoever finds her will be rewarded with some of Lisa-sama's cookies!
Lisa: Calling it a reward is a bit embarrassing but... Break a leg girls! I'm sure if Saaya knew the greatness of cookies she'll come to understand!
Saaya: They've followed me this far... And on top of that they even brought the so called strongest of the cookie clan Sayo....
Saaya: Since hearing the voice of the bread goddess a simple village girl such as myself has somehow come to lead everyone, I guess this is my as far as I can go...
Saaya: Oh bread goddess....What should I do...
???: Hey Saaya.....
Saaya: ...!? Could this be the voice of the bread goddess I'm hearing!?
Bread goddess: Sure it is~ ... Saaya... Head to the "Yamabuki bakery"~...
Saaya: "Yamabuki bakery" Lost to the modern world, where it is said you can even pay for things with bread .....!? That legendary utopia actually exists!?
Bread goddess: Of course it does~ .... You'll definitely find the key to the bread factions salvation there
Saaya: Really!? So where is this "Yamabuki bakery" located!?
Bread goddess: Just follow that path then take a turn like this and you should arrive there
Saaya: Thank you very much bread goddess!
Bread goddess: Well then, good luck with that~...
Sayo: ......? I hear something like a voice coming from over here...
Saaya: ( ....I'll definitely find salvation for the people of the bread faction when I reach "Yamabuki bakery" .....! )

[Chapter 2]
Saaya: I've finally made it...! To "Yamabuki bakery"....!
Saaya: Everywhere I look is bread.... So it was true what they say, there really was a place in this world where everything is bread
Saaya: I'm sure to find the key to the salvation of the bread faction here, Is what I want to say but where should I start looking....
Saaya: No, Complaining about everything won't bring salvation to the bread faction. I'll keep eating bread until I find the key, I have to find the answer or.....!
Saaya: I'm....Stuffed... If it wasn't that bread either, How do I bring salvation to the bread faction....
Saaya: Huh! This bread is....!?
Saaya: I've finally found it.....! I'm sure I'll be about to save everyone with this...!
???: Stop right there!
Saaya: That voice is....!
Sayo/Lisa: We are the cookie clan!
Sayo: Drop all the bread you have in your hands! Otherwise we'll be knead you like cookie dough as punishment!
Lisa: Give it up Saaya. Surrender yourself peacefully to the cookie clan
Saaya: I was so close..... But Lisa can you grant me one last request...
Lisa: ....OK, spit it out
Saaya: .... I want you to eat this bread
Sayo: Don't be so stupid! There's no way the leader of the cookie clan would do such a thing as bread....!
Lisa: It's alright Sayo. what's this bread called, Saaya....?
Saaya: A melon bun

[Chapter 3]
Lisa: Melon bun...? That's the first time I've heard that name...
Saaya: Lisa, I'm sure you'll understand what I want to say when you eat that bread
Sayo: Don't believe her lies Lisa-sama!
Lisa: No, If I eat this bread Saaya and her faction will surrender to us, It's just one bite for the future...
Lisa: ...! What exactly is this bread...Saaya!?
Saaya: ... Melon bun is made with an outside of crispy cookie dough and the interior is fluffy bread dough
Sayo: So what you...Wanted to say was....!?
Saaya: Exactly. I'm sure we'll come to understand each other
Saaya: If we combine both my bread making techniques and your cookie making techniques we can create such a delicious bread
Saaya: But if you crush the bread faction you'll never be able to make a melon bun again, no not only that you'll crush all the possible things that would have been created!
Lisa: ...What Saaya's saying it correct
Lisa: Cookie clan! The war between the bread faction is over! Now let's live together as one as melon pan lovers!
Lisa: Any objections...Sayo?
Sayo: No, I kinda want to see what new possibilities arrive when the cookie faction and the bread faction join hand and create something as well
Lisa: Saaya, will you forgive us for persecuting you all this time...?
Saaya: ...Of course! We all love the same flour, we're comrades!
Lisa: Thank you, Saaya. So all that's left is.....What's wrong Sayo? Why do you look like that?
Sayo: I just received message from a northern scout! The church of biscuit has started their invasion!
Lisa: What no.... And the cookie clan just started getting along with the bread faction...!
Saaya: ...Lisa, I'm sure it'll be fine! Cause we have new possibilities and our melon bun!
Narrator: And so together hand in hand Saaya and the gang quickly won over the church of biscuit,and they started creating a new bread
Narrator: And I hear that melon bun created from this world is exceedingly delicious
[END]

[Kasumi's case~ Catch the maru mountain~]
[Chapter 1]
Narrator: This world is a world with great detectives and villains. And a certain request has been delivered to the great detective Kasumi
Narrator: This world's story is a tale about a battle between a great detective and villain
Aya: (I'm the boss of the super evil secret society "Maru mountain". By day I work as a super popular top idol but only a handful of people know my true identity)
Aya:(But my long time nemesis the great detective Kasumi and her assistant Hagumi have finally pinned down that the boss of the "Maru mountain" is an idol and have finally made their way to the agency I work for..... )
Aya:(Kasumi, said to have apprehended many bosses of evil organisations, called the greatest detective of the century and me an idol from the criminal world's fated confrontation is about to begin....!)
Kasumi: So one of the idols from this agency is the boss of "Maru mountain".....
Hagumi Uwa~ I'm starting to feel anxious!
Aya: Are you perhaps the ones looking for a bad girl and from the detective bureau?
Kasumi: Yeah we are... Wait, whaaa~! It's super famous idol Maruyama Aya-san! I watch that drama you're in every week!
Aya: Fufu Thank you very much! You might already know who I am but I'm the idol Aya. I'll be in charge of guiding you around today
Kasumi: Ah, I'm detective Kasumi. and this is my assistant Hagumi. The results of our investigations show that the boss of the super evil secret society "Maru mountain" is hiding out here, when we heard about that rushed over here as fast as we could
Hagumi: We've been chasing the boss of "Maru mountain" forever! We haven't seen head or tails of her but, with what little clues we had we somehow made it this far!
Aya: Did you now.... But you girls must be amazing detectives to be able to track down a person like that?
Kasumi: Ehehe, Not at all. But we'll definitely apprehend the boss so there's nothing to worry about, you're in safe hands Maruyama-san!
Aya: OK, then. I'll expect big things from you Kasumi and Hagumi!
Aya: (Fufu, The start of our fated battle is going swimmingly. Now I'll see wait and see what you girls..... are made of!)
Aya: Where do you want to see first? The idol lesson studio?
Kasumi: Nah, We'll have lunch first! Did you bring the thing Hagumi?
Hagumi: Of course! Hagumi's deluxe croquette bun! I have this ultimate weapon today so the boss is as good as caught! Ah, you can have some as well if you want Aya-san!
Aya: Hmm... What do you mean by that?

[Chapter 2]
Aya: I see, So if you eat that croquette bun you can solve the case....?
Kasumi: Exactly! I don't know why it's like that though....
Hagumi: Today's opponent is the boss of the "Maru mountain" So I think we'll make an extra serious effort!
Aya:(In other words, It's the so called victory meal... I wondered if they were motivated at first but I guess they're that serious?)
Kasumi: Alrighty then, we've eaten our croquette bun so let's start investigating! Lead the way Aya-san!
Aya: Sure, leave it all up to me!
Aya:(Pull yourself together, This time for sure I'll be able to measure your worth as my opponent....! Right now! )
Kasumi: It's no good~..... I can't find any leads~
Hagumi: If we can't find anything after all this searching then they might've already run away?
Aya: (But they've only been looking for 10 minutes!? Even though they're investigating they only went around and asked people who were near by, they basically did flip all!
Aya:(And on top of that they asked "Do you know who the boss of Maru mountain is?"! If they did know they'd be your enemy and definitely wouldn't tell you!)
Aya: (Uwa.... Detectives aren't suppose to be like this, my anticipated fated battle won't happen at this rate....)
Aya: (And I had plans where when I was cornered on the roof by those two I would cooly and elegantly escape using a hand glider....! I even practised how to freaking hand glide and everything~~!! )
Aya:(...... If I want to do that I'll have to make up for my opponents shortcomings, I'll call them up to the roof so I can introduce myself all cool and make my escape, It's a bit tacky but it'll have to do....  )
Aya: Oh, by the way! I saw some suspicious looking figure up on the roof earlier! Do you think that's related in any way?
Kasumi: That might be the "Maru mountain" boss!
Hagumi: Let's check it out right away!

[Chapter 3]
Kasumi: Aya-san, so this where you saw the suspicious person, right? ...Huh? Aya-san?
Hagumi: Wonder where she went...? Ah, perhaps she got lost....?
???: Fuhahaha!
Kasumi: Who the heck are you!?
Aya: You girls being great detectives is a joke! You didn't even know my true identity!
Kasumi: A, Aya-san? Why are you doing this all of a sudden?
Hagumi: Isn't that just a line from a drama? I'm sure she's just practising!
Aya: Oh, come on... No I'm not!! I'm the "Maru mountain's" boss!
Kasumi: Eh!? Aya-san was the "Maru mountain's" boss?
Aya: Yeah that's right! But I thought the detective VS bad girl would have been a lot cooler, I set the mood for it and everything~!
Aya: You two you ruined my anticipated fated battle!
Aya: Anyway, It's too late to realise now! I'm gonna escape with this hand glider.... Guha!!
Hagumi: Secured her~!
Aya: I don't want to be caught in such a lame way... I absolutely hate this...So lame
Kasumi: Nice tackle there Hagumi! At last, we've finally caught the "Maru mountain" boss!
Hagumi: But why is it whenever we're investigating bad girls they always end up revealing their true identity themselves?
Kasumi: Who knows....? Probably cause of the croquettes buns?
Hagumi: Ah, Yeah It has to be that! Banzai to croquette buns!
Aya:(Have they caught everyone else....The same way they caught me....?)
Narrator: And so The boss of the secret organisation "Maru mountain" was magnificently captured by the great detective Kasumi and her assistant Hagumi
Narrator:  And apparently, although they later went on to solve all kinds of cases the crucial croquette garnered the most attention from people, and then it went on to became incredibly famous world wide

[TOMOE~Saves the world~]
[Chapter 1]
Narrator: Here we have a world where the people are ruled by robots. Everything started when the ultra intelligent AI "Michelle" went out of control
Narrator: This worlds story is a tale about the saviour Tomoe who rouse up to bring the world back from the ruins
Tomoe: This village has been annihilated as well...
Tomoe: (My name is Tomoe. I'm on a journey to bring down the ruler of this world, Michelle)
Michelle soldier: Sensing the body temperature of someone who is not smiling, commencing search
Tomoe: (That's one of the soldiers that boss Michelle created. Anyone not smiling is captured and taken to the Michelle tower)
Michelle soldier: Target found. Commencing capture
Tomoe: Crap.... It noticed me..... Eat this, death blow Udagawa punch! Atatatata!
Michelle soldier: Target's danger level is too high requesting reinforcements!
Michelle soldier: Stop resisting and please smile. Otherwise you'll be captured
Tomoe: No matter how many I take down there's no end to them.....! I'm not about to kick the bucket here.....
Michelle soldier: Target apprehended... Uwaa~
Tomoe: A bomb!? Who on earth was that....
???: Over here, hurry up and get inside!
Tomoe: Fuu... That was a close shave.... Sorry about that. I owe you my life, so who are you?
Otae: I'm Otae, I'm travelling the world in order to make Hanazono land

[Chapter 2]
Tomoe: It's no use.... No matter how many times you tell me I still don't get it..... What exactly is Hanazono land?
Otae: Like I said it's a paradise by the rabbits for the rabbit where everything is ruled by rabbits
Tomoe:(The more I listen to her the more I get the feeling that she's more bat shit crazier than Michelle....)
Otae: I'm not interested in anything other than rabbits. So as far as I'm concerned Michelle is just a nuisance
Tomoe: Is she now....Huh? Then why did you come to my rescue?
Otae: Your hair color is just like a carrot isn't it? Carrots are rabbits comrades so that's why I rescued you
Tomoe: I don't think it's very carrot like though.... Anyway, I don't get how carrots are rabbits comrades either....
Otae: Eh? So you're not a carrot then, Tomoe? Maybe I shouldn't have saved you and just blown you up along with Michelle instead, ahaha
Tomoe:(This girl is a lost cause... She's more bat shit crazy than I imagined.... I better leg it when she's not looking.... )
Otae: By the way Tomoe, do you plan to take down Michelle as well?
Tomoe: Yeah.... I want to save all the people she captured, but I haven't been able to find any leads on where to find Michelle tower....
Otae: Huh, You're so weird wanting to save someone that's not a rabbit. But I know where it is and I'm heading there anyway
Tomoe: Really!?
Otae: Yeah, Michelle tower is standing in the way of the perfect spot for Hanazono land. You're a rabbit comrade so if you want to fight alongside me I'll help
Tomoe:(This girl may be bat shit crazy but... If she has a lead on where Michelle tower is...I'll play along)
Tomoe: Sure, wage war on Michelle together with me!
Otae: Sure, I'm fine with that. And in return when we defeat Michelle you'll live with me in Hanazono land, right?
Tomoe: Yeaa....Sure, whatever! Let's build Hanazono land together!
Otae: That's a relief. I was wondering what I was going to do to you if you refused. now let's go blow the crap out of Michelle tower
Tomoe: (She's insane, but right now it's reassuring to have her as an ally... I'll have to reconsider the rest after we take down Michelle)

[Chapter 3]
Tomoe: (And somehow or another we finally made our way to where boss Michelle is)
Boss Michelle: To think that mere humans would make their way here.....
Tomoe: Enough chit chat! Release all the people you captured!
Boss Michelle: I'm afraid I can't do that. Until the whole world smiles the humans will continue to make the ultimate bread.....
Tomoe: Why the make the ultimate bread...?
Michelle: It's straight forward. It's because people who have the best smile make the tastiest bread, It's a fact so you can't change my mind
Tomoe: I don't know what the hell you're talking about but, I guess this means you don't intend to let all the people go?
Boss Michelle: So whatever you have to say, I won't be letting you leave either
Tomoe: I should have bought enough time by now, it's already been 10 minutes. Do it now Otae!
Boss Michelle: What!? There was another rat lurking around!
Otae: Not a rat, a rabbit!
Tomoe: (And so I defeated Boss Michelle like that and somehow or other saved all the captured people. And then....)
Otae: So there isn't anything I can do to change your mind about coming to hanazono land is there
Tomoe: No, Rabbits are indeed adorable but, I cannot accept making a paradise for just rabbits at the expense of the people
Otae: Then you're no comrade to rabbits are you. bye bye, Tomoe
Tomoe: Bring it on! Otae! Wata!!
Narrator: And so the final deciding battle between humans and rabbits begins
Narrator: But all of that aside, you wouldn't believe how exceptionally delicious the bread Michelle's factory made was, or so I heard
[END]

[Magical girl magical Ran VS the Rose witch]
[Chapter 1]
Narrator: This is a world where magical girls exist. Magical girls fight evil enemies day and night
Narrator: This world's story is a tale about a girl who somehow or another became a magical girl
Yukina: Come on Mitake-san, Lets seize the day as magical girls and go defeat the really bad guy that is running rampant around here
Ran: I'm not defeating anything. Anyway, besides that I can't even transform
Ran: (My name is Mitake Ran. A normal second year high schooler. Except one thing that sets me apart is I'm being told to become a magical girl)
Ran:(The one telling me to do this is the self proclaimed fairy Yukina. Despite telling her I'm not interested in becoming a magical girl she keeps following me around, honestly it's a bit annoying)
Yukina: Why don't you want to? If you defeat a bad guy you get tasty bread followed by an incredible increase in strength
Ran: I'm not interested in any of that. Why do you get bread when you defeat them anyway?
Yukina: Isn't it because.... Of like a dark magic that has been around for ages and ages that turns bread into bad guys?
Ran: That's so random...Anyway! I just want to live my live "as usual"
Yukina: That's fine for now but you'll inevitably transform into a magical girl
Ran: Sure, whatever you say, Well then I have to go to school so don't follow me
Ran:(Even with that kinda annoying self proclaimed fairy following me around I should have been living an "as usual" every life but.....)
Rose Chisato: You're the magical girl Mitake Ran aren't you. My name is Rose Chisato and I've come to kill you
Ran: What do you mean by kill me!?.... Oh, and your name sucks....
Rose Chisato: ....You may be a magical girl but I'm not going to let you live for making fun of my name like that. Nice knowing you Mitake Ran
Ran: Uwaa!?

[Chapter 2]
Ran: ...Huh? What is with this barrier like thing....
Yukina: Looks like I made it in the nick of time...
Rose Chisato: .... I can't believe that stupid fairy would interrupt me like that...
Yukina: Run Mitake-san
Ran: Huh wait Yukina! What's going on here!?
Ran: Ahh... We somehow got away but.... What now....?
Yukina: That's the really bad guy I was telling you about. You have to transform into a magical girl to defeat her
Ran: Huh!? I absolutely don't want to do that!
Yukina: This isn't the time for that. If you keep it up like this you'll be defeated by her and suffer a fate worse than death
Ran: I can't even imagine what I'm suppose to do...
Rose Chisato: .... So you were hiding over here. I'll make you pay for your crime of making fun of my name
Ran: Uwa, she's already caught up to us! And she's only focusing on the person who made fun of her name!
Yukina: Come on Minato-san! Transform! Chant those magic words I always tell you!
Ran: Can I really transform with these magic words....?
Ran: "Stollen ist Brot"

[Chapter 3]
Magical Ran: Condemn the crime love the bread! With bread and justice magical girl magical Ran is here!
Yukina: Just the type of magical girl I expected you'd be Mitake-san. You even prepared an introduction for yourself
Magical girl Ran: No, my mouth just started moving on its own when I transformed! I've never given it a thought before this moment!
Magical girl Ran: ... Anyway, did I really transform? I don't feel any different..
Yukina: That's like... That thingy. I can see like an aura thing around you or something...
Rose Chisato: What an aura....! I would never have believed it was her first transformation....
Yukina: See, she just said the same thing as well. It's alright, you should have transformed properly. It's just one of those things
Magical girl Ran: Ah, it's one of those things... So what am I suppose to do next?
Rose Chisato: I have no choice but to defeat you using my ultimate killer move...
Yukina: So there we have it, now you resist that with your killer move, It's OK just hold your hands towards the enemy and chant the words that come into your mind, then you'll unleash your killer move
Magical girl Ran: Words that come into my mind, I can't all of a sudden do that....
Magical girl Ran: ....Huh Uwa! But for some reason I hear a voice inside my head! Is this one of the powers of a magical girl....Anyway!
Magical girl Ran: Wheat born from mother earth. kneaded with the water from the great blue ocean, and baked in the fires of hell. Cast away this ephemeral body and reveal to me its previous true form!
Magical girl Ran: Weissen Mischbrot!
Rose Chisato: Ku....I can't believe she's done this to me, but don't think this is anywhere near over....
Rose Chisato: I still have a great number of comrades... And they are sure to seek revenge...Bata
Magical girl Ran: She disappeared.... And some kind of bread popped out...
Yukina: If you eat that you'll gain an incredible power. Now pick it up and eat it
Magical girl Ran: Eeh....No way. Wouldn't this make most people gag?
Yukina: But it's tasty! I swear that it's absolutely delicious so eat up
Magical girl Ran: The taste isn't the problem but fine.... Ah, you're right. It has a simple yet complex flavor....
Yukina: You look like you enjoyed it, let's keep up the streak and go kick some bad guy butt then binge on bread!
Narrator: And so magical Ran defeated all the bad guys and binged on bread
Narrator: And the first bread she ate out of them all was exceptionally delicious, the Mischbrot she made herself, and apparently she became the worlds greatest baker
[END]

[Login story 2]
Moca: Fuwa~ Loads more delicious breads were created today
Narrator: The 4 breads born from the 4 worlds was devoured by goddess Moca in an instant
Moca: Ah, It's already all gone. I can't wait to find out what kind of bread come forth from what kind of world tomorrow~
Narrator: And like that goddess Moca created a few more new worlds
Moca: And now that I'm all nice and full, maybe I'll have a nap
Narrator What kind of bread will come forth from what kind of world tomorrow.....? Nobody know.....
Moca: So that's how the story goes, how was it~?
Ran: That totally sucked
Moca: Eh- But why~
Himari: Why? Because all the worlds had nothing but stories about bread~! It's totally weird~!
Ran: And on top of that you forced irrelevant stuff into the main story
Moca: No way~ But like everyone loves bread~
Tsugumi: But if you disregard the bread it probably could become a pretty decent story?
Tsugumi: You need to fine tune the little details a bit...
Tomoe: I loved the robot story!
Ran: I don't really care either way, but you're definitely changing the name of that magical girl aren't you
Moca: So, will I change the magical girls name? Find out next time~
Ran: You're not going to are you Moca?
Moca: You got me~
Himari/Tomoe/Tsugumi: Ahaha
[END]