J J
4 days ago
Leela is not very nice.
1). She’s a tease.  Cmon, take the pawn big boy.  You KNOW you want to.  It’s free, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?  Then just when you think she’s your soulmate she ATTACKS YOU MERCILESSLY.
2). She’s a poor sport.  Never, not once ever, has she shaken the hand of her opponent after a game.  Or offered a “Well, played - good game”.
3). Sure she’s hot, especially after the processor has been running for a couple of hours.  But she’s really not the type for a long term relationship.  It’s obvious she has silicon implants, a red flag for those looking for Mary Ann instead of Ginger.
4). She is contributing to global problems.  Among other problems with feeding the planet she encourages overfishing - there are like a bazillion games versus Stockfish.
5). She calls directory assistance for numbers she can easily look up on her own.  Ok, I made that one up.