Dear esteemed sir/madame, my name is Wombo and I am the Nigerian prince of hvh. I have been sipping fanta ever since I was in my mothers womb and have been hitting p while fending off the TIGA MAFIA! Please invite me to fanta so that we can better the relations between ourselves and in the near future I will give you shares to the elusive Wombo Oil Limited (no scammerino). As a token of good will I have linked an image of me sipping fanta painted by Nigeria's finest talents.
On a serious note, I 1 dogs on the daily and am an insane legit player only using a trackball using Nigeria's crown jewels instead of the regular ball.
Stay tuned for Nollywood production media of me sippin. https://imgur.com/udyDvIp (Picture of yours truly)