Urbam Dictionizer

ud_perfectish ()
{
    term="$@";
    sterm=$(echo $term | sed -e 's/ /%20/g');
    jq_icase_filter=$(generate_permutations "${sterm}" | tr '{}' '[]' | tr -d ',');
    function get_count ()
    {
        export num=0 check="init";
        until [[ -z "${check}" ]]; do
            let num++;
            export cpage="&page=${num}";
            export check="$(curl -skL "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=${sterm}${cpage}" | jq -M -r '.list[]')";
        done && export num=$((${num}-1))
    };
    get_count;
    ( p=0;
    l=-1;
    declare -a ud_list;
    for i in $(seq 1 1 ${num});
    do
        let p++;
        if [[ $p -gt 1 ]]; then
            export pg="&page=${i}";
        fi;
        curl "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=${sterm}${pg}" -s | jq -M -r '.list[] |select(.word|match("^'${jq_icase_filter}'$")) | (.defid|tostring) + " " + (.thumbs_up|tostring) + " " + (.thumbs_down|tostring) + " " + .word';
    done ) | cat -n | sort -nk 3 | egrep -i "\b${term}\b$" | tail -1 | while read pnum defid tup tdwn rterm; do
        let l++;
        ud_list[${l}]=$(declare -p pnum defid tup tdwn rterm);
        declare -p ud_list;
        if [[ $tup -gt $tdwn ]] && [[ -n $(echo "${term}" | grep -i "${rterm}") ]]; then
            curl -skL "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?defid=$defid" | jq -r -M '.list[].definition';
            declare -p pnum defid tup tdwn rterm;
        else
            if [[ ${tup} -gt ${tdwn} ]]; then
                echo "${Yellow}Warning:${White} logic caused definition selected based on number of thumbs ups not to be a perfect match.  Definition for ${Cyan}${rterm}:${White}";
                curl -skL "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?defid=$defid" | jq -r -M '.list[].definition';
            else
                echo "Thumbsdown outweigh thumbs up or rterm doesnt match term, please verify manually.";
                echo -e "${pnum} ${defid} ${tup} ${tdwn} ${rterm}";
                echo -e "term is $(printf "%s\n" "${term}")\nrterm is $(printf "%s\n" "${rterm}")";
                echo -e "Here is the list of definitions you must sort through.";
                set +x;
                p=0;
                for fail in $(seq 1 1 ${num});
                do
                    let p++;
                    if [[ $p -gt 1 ]]; then
                        export pg="&page=${fail}";
                    fi;
                    curl "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=${sterm}${pg}" -s | jq -M -r '.list[] |select(.word|match("^'${jq_icase_filter}'$")) | "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?defid=" + (.defid|tostring) + " " + (.thumbs_up|tostring) + " " + (.thumbs_down|tostring) + " " + .word';
                done;
                set +x;
            fi;
        fi;
    done;
    set +x
}