Keanu (2016)

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<i>Los Phantomas.</i>

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Oh!

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Juan?

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Luis?

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Pablo!

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Oh...

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No, no, no, please!

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No, no, no!

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Look, there's money. Look at
all the drugs around you, man.

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<i>We could do business. We'll get you rich!</i>

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What are you doing? No.

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Stop doing that. No, what are you...

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No, no. Look, you got
all this money around, man.

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No, no...

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He's my kitten, Iglesias.

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<i>Please, please.
No, don't hurt him. Please.</i>

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No, no, no.

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<i>That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no.</i>

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<i>He's a kitten, you know.</i>

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Everybody likes baby kittens.

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<i>Right?</i>

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You know, it's not so bad, yeah.

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Please, no. Look, I'll go away.
I'll go away, please!

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<i>Please, no!</i>

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Freeze! Police!

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Drop your weapon now!

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<i>Show me your hands now!</i>

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<i>On the ground. Get on the ground!</i>

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<i>Get on the ground now!</i>

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Call Rell.

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<i>Calling Rell.</i>

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<i>Hey, cuz!</i>

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Oh, my gosh. You're alive, man.

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<i>How are you? How you doing?</i>

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Nothing makes sense anymore.

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<i>Are you okay?</i>

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Maisie broke up with me.

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Yes! Finally.

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Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.

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<i>What happened? Why?</i>

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I don't know.

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She said my life wasn't going anywhere.

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I mean, what the fuck does that even mean?

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Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna swing by right now.

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<i>No!</i>

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Clarence, I don't want you
to see me like this.

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I look like Apollo Creed.

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Which <i>Rocky?</i>

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The one where he died.

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Oh, boy. Okay. All right.

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Hang on, I'm gonna be right there, okay?

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Okay.

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Oh!

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Can I help you?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Here you go.

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Go ahead. Drink some.

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It's just milk.

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I swear, look.

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There.

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You just drank it 'cause I drank it.

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Oh, you're so hungry.

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What?

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Okay.

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No, no, no, you need a bath.

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All right, just stay there.

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All right, we're gonna have to walk.

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Rell, it's gonna be okay.

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Now, I know you don't want to
hear this right now,

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but everything happens for a reason.

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You're right, Clarence.

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Everything does happen for a reason.

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I want you to meet

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Keanu.

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What?

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No.

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<i>No.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God!</i>

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That's the cutest cat
I've ever seen in my life.

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Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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I think it means "cool breeze"
in Hawaiian.

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Honey, I'm sorry
I can't come with you guys this weekend.

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It's just I've got all that
stuff to do around the house.

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I understand, honey. It's fine.

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I got the low-flow toilet to put in.

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I just want you to do me
a little favor this weekend.

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- Yeah.
- I want you to try and relax.

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Right. Got it. Absolutely.
What do you mean?

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Well, sometimes you can be
a little wound up.

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Wound up? How am I wound up?

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You're not hearing me.
You're not hearing me.

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You spend so much time
trying to be the person

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- you think everyone wants you to be.
- Okay.

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And I just want you to be Clarence.

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Okay, great.
If that's what you want, then...

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- But, see, that's what I'm saying.
- No, no, no.

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I mean, that's what I want,
so that's what I'm gonna do.

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Deep breath. Ready?

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Just...

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Ah!

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Loosen up your shoulders.

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And what's crack-a-lacking,
beautiful people?

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Hey, Spencer.

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Hannah. A vision, as always.

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Oh, thank you.

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- Give me that.
- Okay.

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- Clarence. Give me some skin.
- Spencer.

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You got it, brother.
That's all the skin you get.

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Where's Belle?

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Oh, honey, let me get her for you. Belle!

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- Them's some pipes.
- Right.

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Our daughters just can't get
enough of each other, huh?

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I'm tellin' ya. Girls, right?
Raising girls is the best.

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- I tell ya, yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Hey. Here we go.
- Thanks.

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Hey, you know what?
Maybe when you get back,

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we can see that new
Shailene Woodley movie, huh?

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Clarence, you're embarrassing me.

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- My bad.
- She got ya. She got ya.

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- There we go. There.
- Let's do it, kids.

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Get your seatbelt on, young ladies.

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Okay. We got this.

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Oh, honey.

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<i>Really got to go, guys.</i>

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All right, sweetheart.

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All right. Okay.

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Uh, where's Micah?

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Oh, well, unfortunately,
my beautiful bride sends her apologies.

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She can't make it this weekend.

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She's got food poisoning.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh!

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Yeah, poor thing. She was up all night
just projectile vomiting.

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- Oh!
- And more.

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You know.
I'll spare you the gritty details.

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- Thanks.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.

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And diarrhea is what I'm talking about.

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<i>- Right.</i>
- Oh.

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Great. So, no Micah, then?

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No. No Micah this weekend.

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That's okay. That's okay.

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That's too bad. It's too bad. But, uh...

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- It's fine.
- Okay. Well, yeah.

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<i>Take care.</i>

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<i>- And have a good time.</i>
- We will.

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Oh, yep.

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- Bye, honey.
- Drive safe. Bye, Belle.

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Take care, guys! Have a great time!

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Ah!

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<i>Here's kitty!</i>

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No, you don't want to go through there.

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Look, you just want to
stay in there, okay?

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She's just found your manuscript
and you're ferocious with that.

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So, you're gonna stay right there. Yeah.

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Rell?

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Just find the space. In here!

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Hey.

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Wow, you're working again.

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What is that?

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- This is December.
- December?

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Yeah, for the calendar.

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I didn't tell you about
the calendar. Check it.

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The calendar?

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Oh!

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- Well, this is amazing.
<i>- Thanks.</i>

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You could make a bundle on this.

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<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

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I mean, I'm not gonna sell it.

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- Oh!
- It's for personal use only. And family.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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No, I wouldn't want to exploit
Keanu's cuteness like that.

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<i>Okay.</i>

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You have been very productive.

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- I know, right?
<i>- Um...</i>

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Yeah. You know what?

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This movie's in about 20 minutes.

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- Are you ready to go?
- Uh, yes, okay.

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Come here, buddy.

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Good job today, man. You did really good.

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I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook.

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Oh, he has a nook?

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Of course he has a nook.
Everyone has a nook.

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Okay. Hey, buddy.

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House meeting.

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I'm nothing without you.

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<i>And at the same time,
I need you to clean up</i>

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<i>your little area while I'm gone.
Is that cool?</i>

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- I'll see you soon.
- Okay. Good.

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Uh, say goodbye.

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You're coming with me.

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Right, yeah, of course. I'm sorry.

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Uh, goodbye, Keanu.

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Cool.

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Now, we'll talk about it later.

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Okay. Bye. Hey.

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Get that bitch!

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Get her! Get her!

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Get her! Yeah!

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I'm psyched for this movie, man.

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Is that a photo of you and Maisie?

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<i>Yeah. I mean, it was.</i>

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That was amazing!
Movie of the year!

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That is, like, the best Liam Neesons movie
I've ever seen in my life.

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- Best Liam Neesons movie ever.
- Hands down.

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I'm, like, jacked up from that movie!

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- All right, settle down. Settle down.
- Whoo!

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What a way to start a weekend,
you know what I mean?

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That's good, because now,

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I've got all that "doing me"
stuff out of the way,

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and now tomorrow, I can mow the lawn,

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- I can get my bills done.
- Hey. Hey.

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You don't think that going and seeing
a Liam Neesons movie with me right now

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counts towards you doing you.

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- What? That is me doing me.
<i>- No.</i>

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I wanted to see that movie.
Hannah would never go see that with me.

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It's just the beginning.

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You have something else planned
for the rest of the weekend?

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We're gonna go to my house, right now.

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We're gonna smoke some weed.

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No, Rell. Hannah would...

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Will love it. Hannah will love it.

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You don't know my wife very well.

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I know her well enough
to know that she's a woman,

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and women like bad boys.

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Who are you to give me this advice?
Are you bad?

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I mean, I'm not saying I roll up,
fuckin' with my AK, poppin' fools.

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No, you're not rolling up,

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because that would require
a driver's license,

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- which you, as a grown man, do not have.
- Fair enough.

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So, there will be
no rolling up with AK's or anything else.

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But I don't have a driver's license
'cause I'm from New York City.

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NYC, baby.

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Where, yeah, the dudes
that kicked my ass...

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- Yes?
- ...were bigger than the dudes

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that kicked your ass, motherfucker.

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I'm from Detroit.
Detroit public school system.

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Impossible. Guaranteed
the guys who kicked my ass

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were twice as big and scary as
the guys who kicked your ass.

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- No way.
- Guaranteed.

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- Fine. So...
- Guaranteed.

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You have to get the last one.

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Do it. I don't care.
I'm not getting into a...

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No way.

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What makes you think
I can't handle my business?

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<i>I've got it all on lock.
I'm good to go, drawg.</i>

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I'm good to go, dude.

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George Michael is holding it down.

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- See, you just grooved on it.
- I'm not saying...

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You just went...

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I'm not saying it's not a good song.

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I'm saying we should be listening to this.

254
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,113
What are you doing? You all right?

255
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,395
What is that?

256
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,190
Yeah. Roll on, po-po.

257
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,475
I'm sorry, no.

258
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,416
You don't get to say,
"Roll on, po-po" like that

259
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,512
after you just smiled
and waved to the police.

260
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,675
He ain't want none, did he?

261
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,833
Rell, what does that mean?

262
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,195
Oh, snap. Is it raining?

263
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,033
Well, it's LA. It'll stop in a minute.

264
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,513
So, what? You're so hardcore,

265
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,511
you're just, like,
afraid of a little rain?

266
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,432
Why is your door open?

267
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,155
Keanu.

268
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,079
Keanu!

269
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,955
Keanu!

270
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,558
<i>Keanu!</i>

271
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,878
Keanu!

272
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,840
<i>Keanu!</i>

273
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,669
Rell.

274
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,549
<i>Rell!</i>

275
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,709
I'm sorry.

276
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,035
No.

277
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,954
No!

278
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,588
I am so sorry, buddy.

279
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,429
No!

280
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,416
<i>Listen, the cops are here now.</i>

281
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,856
<i>And they're gonna take care of it. Right.</i>

282
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880
<i>They're professional.</i>

283
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,110
They take this kind of stuff seriously.

284
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,874
<i>Crimson Tide.</i> Good one.

285
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,234
These are good. You take these?

286
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,716
- They're just pictures.
- Keep them.

287
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,600
Do you think there's any chance
you might find the guys who did this?

288
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,920
Hell no.

289
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,991
In most burglaries,
the guys are never caught.

290
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,389
Oh, um...

291
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,757
You know, there might be a chance.

292
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,120
<i>I wish that I could be more help.</i>

293
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,669
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have
to take that blanket back.

294
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,760
Oh.

295
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,033
This sucks.

296
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,838
Are you sure he was stolen?

297
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,911
These guys don't usually take pets.

298
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,231
Usually they're after drugs
or something they can sell for drugs.

299
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,469
<i>We'll keep an eye out for the cat.</i>

300
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,908
Thank you very much.

301
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,593
<i>Take care of each other.</i>

302
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,874
See, now that's promising.

303
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,156
Maybe Keanu will come back,
or maybe he'll...

304
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,435
Rell?

305
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,835
Where are you going?

306
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Hulka's house.

307
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,513
Who is Hulka?

308
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,672
My weed dealer.

309
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,239
What?

310
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,960
You live across the way
from your weed dealer?

311
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,434
Oh, sup, sup, bro?

312
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,270
Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.

313
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,317
- Hello.
- Sup?

314
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,428
All right, in or out.

315
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,034
Can't leave the door open,
you know what I'm sayin'?

316
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,480
And don't fuck up all this shit.

317
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,999
I'm building a motorcycle.

318
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,471
So, the reason I'm here...

319
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,352
- Okay, look...
- No.

320
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,954
This is the perfect
sativa-dominant hybrid strain.

321
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,633
It's called Spoonie Gee.

322
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,872
Great. This is all great.
I'm not here for any of that.

323
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,720
I'm here because my place got broken into.

324
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,793
Oh, shit, you serious?

325
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,871
Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball.

326
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,792
What'd they get?

327
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,439
They got Keanu.

328
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,158
- Oh, shit. The little guy?
- Yeah.

329
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,038
Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro.

330
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,275
Okay. So...

331
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,589
Thank you.

332
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,240
I got an anti-sadness strain in here.

333
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,136
- It's called Walking on Sunshine.
- No, no. I don't care.

334
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,957
No, I'm not here for weed, man.

335
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,476
I'm here just to ask you
some questions. Like,

336
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,076
has anyone shady come by here
in the last couple of days?

337
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,911
Well, I mean... Well, um...

338
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,831
You know, I run
a professional business here.

339
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,833
I never had a dissatisfied customer.

340
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,237
I don't know,
it's a real fucking quandary.

341
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,312
Maybe it's someone that
you're selling all of this marijuana to.

342
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,593
Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought
they were breaking into your house?

343
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,348
Oh, yeah. Look, bro.

344
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,511
I be real with you, okay?

345
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,956
I'm so fucking high right now.
I'm not even sure you're real.

346
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,479
I'm just like, where am I?

347
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,040
Where did all these eels come from?

348
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200
Oh, shit!

349
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,360
No, no, no.

350
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,635
No, no, no, no.

351
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480
Hulka!

352
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,560
Who the fuck would want to
break into your house?

353
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,520
The Blips.

354
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,874
<i>Man, the Blips.</i>

355
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,155
The Blips?

356
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,830
These are the guys that were kicked out
of the Bloods and the Crips.

357
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,274
The Blips.

358
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,873
Blood-Crips, Blips.

359
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,032
<i>I've started getting into
selling some heavier shit,</i>

360
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,840
<i>and when you're selling the heavier shit,</i>

361
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,560
turf becomes a thing. You know?

362
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,632
And so, yeah. I mean,
the 17th Street Blips,

363
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,552
they did tell me, you know,

364
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,995
they gonna break in and "fuck my shit up."

365
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,909
<i>But... I mean, that's not,
like, concrete proof.</i>

366
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,509
The 17th Street Blips.
Okay, where are they?

367
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,720
17th Street.

368
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,233
Be specific!

369
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,392
Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat,

370
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,314
but y'all some dumb fucks if
you think I'm gonna be a rat.

371
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,916
I ain't some punk-ass bitch
who's gonna be intimidated by y'all nerds!

372
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,399
- You...
- Nerds...

373
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,835
Yeah, that's right! You a fuckin' nerd!

374
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,880
- What you doing?
- What do you think I'm doing?

375
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,589
Oh, shit! You fucking crazy?

376
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,193
No, not my De La!

377
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,839
Yeah, I got your De La now, bitch.

378
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,228
Hulka? Is everything okay?

379
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,919
Mom, not now!

380
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,240
Bro, no.

381
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,157
Oh, you fuck!

382
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,360
What's this?

383
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,600
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster.
Not Grandmaster, please!

384
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,749
Tell me!

385
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,912
Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club
called Hot Party Vixens.

386
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,315
<i>Okay? But this dude, their leader,</i>

387
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,948
his name is Cheddar,
and he is a bad motherfucker.

388
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,431
<i>You don't wanna mess with him.</i>

389
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,956
Dude, you lost your cat.

390
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,791
You lost your cat.

391
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,160
Come on, Rell.

392
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,470
<i>We'll figure something out in the morning.</i>

393
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,159
<i>It's not over.</i>

394
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,637
All right, this is the place.

395
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,597
Hot Party Vixens.

396
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,473
HPV.

397
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,993
That's unfortunate.

398
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,549
Check it. We're going to approach the bar.

399
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,109
Then we are going to
explain the situation.

400
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,469
- No, no, no.
- Yeah.

401
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,376
See, you're talking about
explaining the situation.

402
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,472
Hulka said this is a crazy
drug dealer named Cheddar.

403
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640
So?

404
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,472
What's so scary about "Cheddar"?

405
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,959
Cheddar is a psychopath name.

406
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,000
You only name yourself
something adorable if you can back it up.

407
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,936
- I don't think that's a thing.
- That's a thing.

408
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,837
If you meet a guy named
Fluffy Pink Bunny Head,

409
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,149
he will stab you in the eye.

410
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,993
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy
is gonna be reasonable about money.

411
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,674
And, if need be,
we will just buy Keanu back.

412
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,671
No, no. Not like that. Come on, just...

413
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,840
What, this?

414
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,510
- Yeah, pop the collar.
- Uh...

415
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,115
- Okay?
- Yeah.

416
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,833
It's what the kids are doing.

417
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Not really.

418
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,839
But okay.

419
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,713
- Ready?
- Yeah.

420
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,708
Wow!

421
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,031
God gave you one face.
Why would you change it?

422
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,235
<i>Nope, Clarence.</i>

423
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,992
I just don't understand that at all.

424
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,275
- No, no, no.
- No, what?

425
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480
No, this was a bad idea.

426
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,393
Isn't your cat here?
We need to get the cat.

427
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,357
- Hey, baby.
- Hello, how do you do?

428
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,556
Oh, dear. Okay.

429
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
I'm, uh...

430
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,950
I'm flattered. Thank you.

431
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160
But I am married.

432
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,389
No.

433
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,516
- Thank you.
- Oh...

434
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,039
You just took my wedding ring.

435
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,856
No, no, no. We're here,
we're here, you're good.

436
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880
One beer, please.

437
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,354
I'll take a white wine...

438
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,056
Sir, that young lady just took
my wedding ring,

439
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,216
- so I'm wondering...
- It's all right.

440
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,073
- No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence!
- Yeah.

441
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,992
You can't talk like that here.

442
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,794
- Okay?
- I can't talk like what?

443
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,270
You sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.

444
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,915
I do not sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.

445
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,696
"I do not sound like Richard Pryor

446
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,517
"doing an impression of a white guy."

447
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,750
You sound like John Ritter all the time.

448
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,514
Well, I beg to differ, nigga.

449
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,272
N-word. Went straight to the N-word.

450
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,936
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- It's not authentic.

451
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,416
Because that's how
real people talk, Clarence.

452
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,192
No, it is not in my experience.

453
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,096
- It's not how people talk.
- Please, please, you're wrong.

454
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,056
You understand? People understand
the historical significance of that word,

455
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,280
and that you can't just say it

456
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,936
shiftlessly with no
responsibility whatsoever.

457
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,279
Absolutely wrong. 100% wrong.

458
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,271
Listen, this is life.

459
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,271
You listen to me. You don't shush me.

460
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,873
You niggas in the right place?

461
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,589
Yeah, we in the right place, nigga!

462
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,030
You in the right place, nigga?

463
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,630
Who the fuck are these niggas?

464
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,994
Who the fuck are we?

465
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,390
Who the fuck aren't we?

466
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,154
- Oh!
- Are you trying to die today?

467
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,878
Nah.

468
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,473
We ain't trying to die today.

469
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,756
Let me break it down right quick.

470
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,956
Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar,

471
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,475
and then we can start nailin'
down the hows and whens

472
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,039
and wherefores and...

473
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Whys.

474
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,789
Did I not mention the whys?
The whys, too, motherfucker.

475
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,996
- Well, look here, homeboy.
- Yeah, dude.

476
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,549
You in Bliptown now,

477
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,472
and you don't make the rules.

478
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,232
Cheddar does.

479
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,830
And you don't meet Cheddar
until you meet me.

480
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,508
You feel me?

481
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,798
So who the fuck are you niggas?

482
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,799
Nigga...

483
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,878
Nigga, nigga...

484
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,116
- Psst. Tell her, man.
- Nigga...

485
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,231
I'm Techtonic.

486
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,953
- Nice!
- Thank you.

487
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,909
What about you?

488
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,071
My name is Shark Tank.

489
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:57,348
Well, look here,
Techtonic and Shark Tank.

490
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,557
Cheddar is a businessman.
He don't take drop-bys.

491
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,392
You think we don't mean business?

492
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,390
And swam.

493
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,719
Why don't you search 'em, Bud?

494
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,871
Go on ahead, Bud.

495
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,191
These niggas not strapped.

496
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,794
- Come on.
- Yeah, let's come on, then.

497
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,234
What's up, motherfucker?

498
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,753
<i>What?</i>

499
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,078
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.

500
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,157
You'll get it next time, boss.

501
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,149
<i>Hi-C.</i>

502
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,118
The fuck is this?

503
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,315
I'm Techtonic.

504
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,869
Sup, Cheddar? Finally.

505
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,110
- He's Shark...
- The king pimp himself.

506
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Shark Tank.

507
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,069
Yeah, I mean, we've been looking
forward to this, dawg. Ha-ha!

508
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,959
Talkin' about the H-N-I-C.

509
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,269
My man.

510
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,594
All right.

511
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,829
Yeah.

512
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,960
You know, I got a lot of enemies

513
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,550
that would love to walk in this room
and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar.

514
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,595
Hey!

515
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,791
We ain't got no beef with you, Cheddar.

516
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,560
No? How about now, nigga?

517
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,431
That's a nice piece.

518
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,595
You should keep the safety on.

519
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,677
You know what? I get it.

520
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,193
Hi-C, what the fuck is this, huh?

521
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,999
You bring me a couple of bitch-ass niggas
as a joke, right?

522
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,237
- What?
- Us? Uh, no.

523
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,998
I'm sorry, bitch-ass niggas?

524
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,998
<i>Am I right, Tech?</i>

525
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,276
It's been a long-ass time
since we heard that.

526
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,870
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, nigga.

527
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,633
We killed 25 dudes this month, man.

528
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,510
So, if y'all so fuckin' real,

529
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,831
why ain't I never seent you before?

530
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,759
- Well...
- Oh!

531
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,433
That's because...

532
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,999
I don't know,

533
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,358
maybe we didn't wanna be seent.

534
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Wait a minute.

535
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,718
Y'all them Allentown niggas, ain't you?

536
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,154
- Us? Yes.
- Nah.

537
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,799
- Yes, Techtonic.
- Yeah, what?

538
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,712
Nigga, yes, we them Allentown niggas.

539
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,160
What the fuck is wrong with you?

540
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200
This nigga acting like

541
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,536
- he got amnesia up here, fucking around.
- Crazy.

542
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,596
Shit.

543
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,754
Why didn't y'all say something
earlier, man?

544
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,035
We was tryin' to stay incognito.

545
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,753
You gotta keep 'em on their toes!

546
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,232
Oh, damn.

547
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,033
Why don't y'all come over here,
have a seat so we can talk?

548
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,599
Okay, yeah.

549
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,598
You know, uh...

550
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,553
I heard how it went down
at King Diaz's church.

551
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,432
That was some cold shit.

552
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,837
You know, man, that's how we do.

553
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,389
You know, we gots to do, how we do.

554
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,715
Oh, damn!

555
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,496
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about her, man.

556
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,520
That's Montana.

557
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,233
<i>All right.</i>

558
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,830
Hey, man, you know,
as much as I love snakes,

559
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,673
I think we need to go
to the bathroom real quick

560
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,875
and drain ours.

561
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,759
Well played, yep. That's what
we should do. Mmm-hmm.

562
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,433
Oh, look who's up from their nap.

563
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,875
Hey.

564
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,075
Cute cat.

565
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,835
Uh, yeah. This is my nigga,
New Jack, right here, man.

566
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,519
Yup. Hey, but, look,

567
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,736
before y'all go run off
and do your little tinkle...

568
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,273
Where'd you get him?

569
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,551
Seems to me,

570
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,872
no stupid-ass nigga in his right mind

571
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,474
would let a cat like that go willy-nilly.

572
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
The fuck?

573
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,390
How much you want for him?

574
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,954
He serious?

575
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,153
Actually, he is, man.

576
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,232
We in the market right now
for a gangsta pet, so...

577
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,955
Oh, well, he ain't for sale.

578
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,956
Everything has a price.

579
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,673
At a pet store.

580
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,474
But this ain't no motherfucking
pet store, nigga.

581
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,880
<i>Well, that's a shame.</i>

582
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,989
<i>Um...</i>

583
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,151
<i>Thank you for sharing your time.</i>

584
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,799
I said,

585
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,949
everything has its price.

586
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,070
Well, shit. I mean, damn.

587
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,435
Y'all drive a hard-ass bargain.

588
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,150
All right. Hey.
I'll be right back, pimpin'.

589
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,595
I wanna show y'all something. Come on.

590
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,513
Come on.

591
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,875
I don't know if y'all know
what we slinging these days.

592
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,668
Holy Shit.

593
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,270
Holy shit, indeed.

594
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,518
Nah, man.

595
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,359
That's what it's called, man. Holy Shit.

596
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,159
Only you ain't heard of it yet
because it's new.

597
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,993
And we the only ones that got it in LA.

598
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,949
<i>What you're looking at</i>

599
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,475
is a cross between PCP,

600
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,712
MDMA and DMT.

601
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,914
I mean...

602
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,557
One puff of this, and holy shit!

603
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,914
It's like you...

604
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,516
Smokin' crack with God.

605
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,393
So, uh, maybe y'all can accompany
these fools on a run.

606
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,393
You know, show 'em how y'all
get down over in Allentown.

607
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,151
Well, you know, actually, though, um...

608
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,276
- Like a run, run?
- Yeah.

609
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,158
You do that,

610
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,117
I'll give you New Jack
as a gesture of respect.

611
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,752
Wow. But, unfortunately, we...

612
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,433
Deal.

613
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,158
Deal. Y'all hear that?

614
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,072
<i>They gonna shadow you.</i>

615
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,240
So you make sure you listen to
every word they say

616
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,816
and you take it as gospel, you understand?

617
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,576
But right quick, though,
right quick, though,

618
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,715
Cheddar, seriously, man.

619
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,871
I just was thinking about
what's been going on.

620
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,355
As recently, our docket is full, nigga...

621
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,954
And at the same time, Cheddar,

622
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,432
if I can get a moment
to discuss with my colleague.

623
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,951
Let's go, let's go, let's go, now!

624
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,256
It doesn't have to be that hard.

625
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,936
I will not sell drugs.
I can't sell drugs, Rell.

626
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960
This was your idea.

627
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,416
You were the one that wanted
to come here, man.

628
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,440
All right, listen.

629
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,949
You were the one who said
we were the Allentown niggas.

630
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,633
I am not breaking the law.

631
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,677
It's easy. It's easy, though. It's easy!

632
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,336
- What's easy?
- I've seen Hulka do this.

633
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,555
He just stands there. People want drugs.

634
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,792
We just feed them some
bullshit about <i>New Jack City,</i>

635
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,075
and we just get Keanu.

636
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,430
I'm not jeopardizing my family
by selling drugs, okay?

637
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,749
- Or...
- Or?

638
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,717
- Maybe you'll like it.
- What?

639
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,296
Maybe you'll like
being a bad motherfucker.

640
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,469
No, no.

641
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,471
- You're good at it.
- What?

642
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,279
And it's just team building.
This is what you do.

643
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,237
I don't do team building for drug rings.

644
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,469
I do it for corporate...

645
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,480
- Ever hear of corporate crime?
- That's not...

646
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,118
- Y'all ready?
- Yeah.

647
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,793
Yeah.

648
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,598
Good. Let's go.

649
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,552
You ready, Shark Tank?

650
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,640
Yeah.

651
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,109
I'm fuckin' ready, Techtonic.

652
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,839
Sup, sup?

653
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,359
Finders keepers, yo.

654
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,033
Hey, keep your distance, yo.

655
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,997
No, no, no. Know what I'm saying?

656
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,878
No, don't shut that door. No, no, no.

657
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,031
I'm about to leave, anyway, so...

658
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,279
All right, y'all.

659
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,839
Gather 'round and whatnot.

660
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,432
So, seriously, what's gonna happen now

661
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,710
before we get on this job,
it's time for us to all

662
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,560
<i>get to know each other
a little bit better.</i>

663
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,312
We gonna go in a circle, first of all,

664
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,873
and everyone gonna say their name

665
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,440
and then two things about yourself.

666
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,869
<i>For instance.</i>

667
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,316
My name is Shark Tank.

668
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,750
And I ran hurdles in high school.

669
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,552
And I like to hold my gun like this.

670
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,117
<i>So, that's me.</i>

671
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,950
I'm Techtonic.

672
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,518
- I once shot two dudes with one bullet.
- Blam.

673
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,551
And I went to a exclusive,

674
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,790
early screening of
<i>The Blair Witch Project.</i>

675
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,035
- You did?
- Yeah.

676
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,235
I did not know that. See?

677
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,376
That was before we even knew
if it was real or not.

678
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,550
That's right. People thought
that shit was real.

679
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,273
Go on, nigga.

680
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,148
I'm Bud.

681
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,270
And I got into gang bangin'
after I got stabbed by my moms.

682
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,237
I'm gonna need two things, though.

683
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,235
And my grandma.

684
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720
Well, you know, them family reunions
get crazy sometimes, man.

685
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,108
Thanks for sharing, brother.

686
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,912
Whassup? I'm Trunk.

687
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,593
I got a knock-out left hook.

688
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,869
Mmm-hmm.

689
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,080
I got my name

690
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,576
because I accidentally locked
my car keys in my trunk once.

691
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,840
- It happens to the best of us, dawg.
- With a dead body.

692
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,634
Okay.

693
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,795
Yeah, well, you know,

694
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,434
Trunk is a better name than Dead Body.

695
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,998
Let's move on. What about you?

696
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,195
<i>Yeah.</i>

697
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,879
Stitches.

698
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,069
And?

699
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,832
Two things about yourself?

700
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,639
Nah, nigga.

701
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,279
Okay, you know what, Shark Tank?

702
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,436
I think, in his own way,

703
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,318
Stitches did share something
about hisself.

704
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,993
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

705
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,310
- We should move on.
- Yeah, okay.

706
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,159
I'm Hi-C.

707
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,798
First off, uh, I don't like
niggas I don't know.

708
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,632
Second, I'm real curious

709
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,110
about what exactly went down
at the Diaz church massacre.

710
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,520
- Mmm-hmm.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

711
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,520
Okay.

712
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,194
Now we all know things about each other.

713
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,794
So, let's knock this job out real quick.

714
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,758
Was it really like the word on the street?

715
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,271
What was the word on the streets?

716
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,874
Blood bath. Hundred executions.

717
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,554
- Yeah.
- Yeah, at least 100.

718
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,789
Hundred, 101.

719
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,336
And you ran up the wall
and did a back flip,

720
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,080
and came down
and was still shooting niggas.

721
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,360
Mmm.

722
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,351
Damn straight. Did that, too.

723
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,669
Well, show us.

724
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,911
- Hmm?
- Show us!

725
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,189
- The flip, hmm?
- Yeah.

726
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,320
- I think we'd all like to see that.
- Um...

727
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,149
All right, let me explain
somethin' to y'all real quick.

728
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,675
It ain't gonna be like you think.

729
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,238
Cheddar already told y'all,
we ain't here...

730
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,396
Oh!

731
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,796
Damn, nigga! You see that shit?

732
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,473
He did it. He flipped it?

733
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,120
He flipped it.

734
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,480
Bring it in right here, homie.

735
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,158
<i>Whoo! All right!</i>

736
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,472
It's like black Jesus up in here.

737
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,073
That's what I'm talking about.

738
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,056
Oh, my God!
I just did a flip. Oh, my God!

739
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,071
<i>Shit! That shit is crazy.</i>

740
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,799
So next time we tell y'all
we did somethin',

741
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,872
take our word that we did somethin'.

742
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,718
- Now let's see you do it.
- Yeah.

743
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,233
- What?
- Sorry?

744
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,118
Your turn, nigga.

745
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,358
Only he's flippin' today.

746
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,078
Only I'm flippin' today, y'all.

747
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,514
We alternate flip days.

748
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,150
<i>Okay, today's the day
where I'm gonna be doin' all the flips.</i>

749
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,958
<i>Y'all ain't gonna see him flip today.</i>

750
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,078
I'll flip the fuck
outta that shit tomorrow.

751
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,240
<i>Ooh, yeah!</i>

752
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,594
<i>Hey!</i>

753
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,069
Let's flip the subject
and go flip some Holy Shit.

754
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,280
- Okay?
- Hells yeah, dirt.

755
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,856
<i>- Let's take care of that.</i>
- Exactly.

756
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,440
Yo, everybody won't fit into my car.

757
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,256
My brothers. My brothers.

758
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,000
Come on, just tell me
what you want from me.

759
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,435
Look, take anything. It's all yours, okay?

760
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,113
Okay? Hey, y'all like weed?

761
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,510
Just untie me, I'll go get it for you.

762
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,591
Fuck! No!

763
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,955
No! Come on! I didn't do shit!

764
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,269
<i>I wouldn't...</i>

765
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,759
Oh, shit.

766
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,598
I'm the fuckin' cat, aren't I?

767
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,796
<i>That's what you're gonna do to me.</i>

768
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,598
I ain't scared.

769
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,638
The cat? The cat...

770
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,074
You're looking for Keanu?

771
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,437
The cat's at Hot Party Vixens.
You know, that strip club downtown.

772
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,358
You guys, don't kill me.

773
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,915
I fuckin' know everything about hip-hop.

774
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,399
Yo, Shark, no disrespecting, now, man,

775
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,077
but why you drive this weak-ass van?

776
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,229
You wanna get caught,
go ahead, drive a little drug car.

777
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,438
<i>But you wanna never get pulled over again,</i>

778
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,480
you drive a inconspicuous family vehicle.

779
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,950
Inconspicuous, least hardcore,

780
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,829
motherfuckin' soccer mom,
<i>Full House</i> thing.

781
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,672
Where we goin' again?

782
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,360
Just head towards the Hollywood Hills.

783
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,913
I'll guide you from there.

784
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,675
Wordness to the turdness.

785
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,958
Here we are.

786
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,920
You comin'?

787
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,509
Nah.

788
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,873
You got this.

789
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,359
Nah. Fuck that. You comin' with.

790
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,480
Cheddar said you was gonna
show me how to do this.

791
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,993
Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic.

792
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,754
I'ma show these guys how to keep watch.

793
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,993
Thank you, Shark Tank.

794
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,440
You're more than welcome, nigga.

795
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,074
Come on. We gotta
get this over with, man.

796
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,311
Don't worry about it, baby.

797
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,397
Ain't no thang.

798
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,717
Ain't no thang.

799
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,712
Watch and learn.

800
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,077
Hi!

801
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,596
Ah! Yay! You guys are here!

802
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,193
Oh, finally!

803
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,353
What's up?

804
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,119
Somebody order some drugs?

805
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,790
Yes! Oh, my God!

806
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,798
I was just telling these guys

807
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,191
about this job that I did in
Paris for a couple of months,

808
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,280
and this guy, he let me
smoke some of this stuff.

809
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,750
<i>And I swear to God, this drug is insane.</i>

810
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,239
<i>And the beauty is,</i>

811
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,995
every trip is different!

812
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,670
Ha! Can I please see it?

813
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,116
Ooh. Backpack. Backpack.

814
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,110
<i>Got a neat little backpack.</i>

815
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,956
Yes!

816
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,310
Oh, my God, yes!

817
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,280
Come on, please, please, please! Come sit.

818
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,192
Have a drink. Sit down!

819
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,476
Sorry, we just want to see the money.

820
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,831
You see, Donnie,

821
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,958
some people don't respect the game.

822
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,594
What game?

823
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,108
Life!

824
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,274
Life is a fuckin' game!

825
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,833
<i>And the only real question is,</i>

826
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,878
<i>who are the players
and who are the pieces?</i>

827
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,190
Come on, you guys.
Let's smoke some Holy Shit.

828
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,549
No, no, no.

829
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,793
<i>Thought I made myself clear.</i>

830
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,598
We're not interested.

831
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,480
Man, fuck!

832
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,596
Let's get some tunes
goin' in this motherfucker.

833
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,936
- Something, man.
- Tunes, man, yeah.

834
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,837
Fuck, yeah. Let's see what we got here.

835
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,200
- I know you got some killer shit.
- Actually, no, we...

836
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,192
What? Yo.

837
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,955
Yo, Shark Tank, my nigga.
Um...

838
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,714
What the fuck is this?

839
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,757
Oh...

840
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,076
Shit, niggas!

841
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,515
This my shit right here!

842
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,229
This your shit?

843
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,276
This shit sound kinda white.

844
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,479
- White? White?
- Yeah.

845
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,154
Niggas, this is
George Michael, right here.

846
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,915
All right? This one of the greatest
recording artists of all time, man.

847
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,150
This the real OG up in here.

848
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,514
So,

849
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,599
he black, then?

850
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,069
You know, he light-skinned.

851
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,834
And then, he used to roll
with this nigga, Ridgeley.

852
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Yeah.

853
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,993
And then, George Michael
was trying to do that solo thing, right?

854
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,718
And then, wham!

855
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,315
Then nobody never see Ridgeley ever again.

856
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,911
He killed the motherfucker?

857
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,668
Nobody

858
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,594
ever

859
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,348
seen

860
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,513
him

861
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,278
again.

862
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,840
Shit.

863
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,672
I'll fuck with that nigga.

864
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,518
I'll fuck with him.

865
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,796
- Hey, hey, y'all.
- If he start that shit.

866
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,918
Wait till y'all hear
this next track, though, dirt.

867
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,880
You know,

868
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,395
in samurai times,

869
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,473
a refusal

870
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,076
to sit at a man's court

871
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,198
was considered a profound
insult to his honor.

872
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,916
Ha! I'm just fucking with you!

873
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,792
You should have seen your face.

874
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,198
Oh, my God.

875
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,476
Oh, that was amazing.

876
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800
Mmm.

877
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,913
Crazy.

878
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,149
Whoo!

879
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,514
The man asked for the money.

880
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,829
Yeah.

881
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,678
Rachel, get the bag.

882
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,520
I'm not your slave.

883
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,312
Get the fucking bag!

884
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,200
Ooh!

885
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,958
I loved you in
<i>The House Bunny,</i> by the way.

886
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,231
- Thank you, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.

887
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,231
You know this chick?

888
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,111
It's Anna Faris, the actress.

889
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,674
She's in movies?

890
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,712
<i>Lost in Translation?</i>

891
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,356
<i>Chipwrecked? The Squeakquel?</i>

892
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,949
<i>Scary Movie?</i>

893
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,633
Oh... You in that movie?

894
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,751
<i>Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4.</i>

895
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,592
Not <i>5.</i> Too old.

896
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800
Hmm.

897
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,638
But, enough! Enough! Enough!

898
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,917
No more Hollywood talk.
I'm so sick of this bullshit.

899
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,714
- Yeah.
<i>- All I care about</i>

900
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,999
is truth.

901
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,279
Or dare.

902
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,999
Truth or dare!

903
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,478
Yo, that chorus
do kick in nice, though.

904
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,710
It does, don't it? Yeah, yeah. I mean,

905
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,836
y'all hear the father figure part, right?

906
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,189
Because, my man right here,

907
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,477
he didn't have his own
positive male role model in his life.

908
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,834
So...

909
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Damn!

910
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,513
Yo, I never knew my daddy.

911
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,312
- Really?
- No.

912
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,710
Man, George Michael the shit, man!

913
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,672
- Right, dawg?
- Right on, man.

914
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,108
Love that man.

915
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,590
Truth.

916
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,439
What is

917
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,831
the dirtiest, most fucked-up
thing you've ever done?

918
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440
Mmm...

919
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,797
You know, you don't have to...

920
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,952
This dude cheated on my sister
and I cut his dick off.

921
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,957
Oh... Uh...

922
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,472
Fuck, yeah!

923
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,996
That is the kind of shit
you should get paid for.

924
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,039
Thank you.

925
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,470
<i>Okay, your turn, same question.</i>

926
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,711
Most fucked-up?

927
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,388
I once cut two dicks off.

928
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,070
Yeah, that's right.

929
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,839
They didn't even see it coming.

930
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Snuck up on them.

931
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,230
<i>Got real close.</i>

932
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,311
One of them was long, thin, pointy,
like a pencil.

933
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,872
The other one was short, girthy.

934
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,671
Had a little bit of heft to it.

935
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,036
<i>Got up in there lickety-split,
snip, snip, yeah.</i>

936
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,632
I took them, too.

937
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,395
So, yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker.

938
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,357
300 for the dick-taker.

939
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,555
Okay.

940
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,952
- So, Allentown...
- What? Nigga, fuck, what? Nigga.

941
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,536
Tell me about it, man. Was it crazy?

942
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560
Surely should have been.

943
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,720
Was it...

944
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,519
Hells bells, hold on
to your shells, nigga.

945
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,671
Shit was crazy, shit was crazy.

946
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,230
We was just dodging bullets
on a everyday basis.

947
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,391
You know, just for survival.

948
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,589
But, you know, the thing
about me and Techtonic,

949
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,557
is our communication skills.

950
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,280
That's the backbone of our teamwork.

951
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,991
- You feel me?
- Yeah.

952
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,354
I get that.

953
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,748
All right.

954
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,833
- You know what?
- Mmm.

955
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,874
I never told y'all niggas how I got this.

956
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,112
A kid stabbed me
'cause I stole his Ring Pop.

957
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,998
That's awful, man.

958
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,673
How old were you?

959
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,909
Twenty-three.

960
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,914
Oh. Okay. Well...

961
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,192
Yeah, thank you for sharing, though.

962
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,913
That felt good.

963
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,873
I got one, too. Check it out.

964
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,120
Okay, yeah. Let's see that.

965
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,275
Buckshot.

966
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,473
Holding up a liquor store.

967
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,834
Oh, man.

968
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,557
And then he shot you, man. That's crazy.

969
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,280
Nah, actually, it made the news,

970
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,829
and when I got back to my
grandmamma house, she shot me.

971
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,656
Okay, you know, you need to spend
a little less time with your family.

972
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,079
I'm gonna advise that.

973
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,840
- Hell, yeah.
- So, what you got?

974
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,269
- Me? Oh, okay, let me, um...
- Yeah, yeah.

975
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,269
Come on, man.
You got a bunch of shit, man.

976
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,080
- Here it is.
- You ain't gotta be modest.

977
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,193
A damn-ass street fight.

978
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,594
Appendix.

979
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,115
Blam...

980
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Your appendix?

981
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,431
- They took it out of my body.
- What?

982
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,993
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

983
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,713
Y'all don't even want to hear about

984
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,711
what went down with my wisdom teeth.

985
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,199
- Shit.
- Damn.

986
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,955
Truth or dare?

987
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,320
Dare.

988
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,357
Why would you choose dare?

989
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,794
<i>Hmm...</i>

990
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,269
I dare you

991
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,029
to shoot your friend.

992
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,435
You jokin'.

993
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,959
She's jokin'.

994
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,353
You know she's jokin', right?

995
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,754
<i>I'm not joking.</i>

996
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,276
That's $10,000.

997
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
What?

998
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,195
Hey.

999
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,435
Show us what it looks like

1000
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,830
to see a man's brains explode.

1001
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,634
<i>Hey.</i>

1002
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,316
Fuck it! He ain't my friend.

1003
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,199
Hey! Fuck. Yo, Hi-C!

1004
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,114
Don't let white girl tear us apart, Hi-C.

1005
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,800
This is fuckin' black-on-black violence.
This is how it happens.

1006
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,118
Don't fuckin'
let Anna Faris tear us apart!

1007
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,192
Yes, come on.
Show us what death looks like.

1008
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,112
<i>Come on.</i>

1009
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,869
Do it. Do it, do it, do it.

1010
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,553
<i>Do it, do it, do it.</i>

1011
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,278
Do it, do it.

1012
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,560
<i>Do it!</i>

1013
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,154
Fuck that!

1014
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,159
<i>The fuck is wrong with you?</i>

1015
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,509
Get it, then!

1016
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,550
- What?
- Get the cash, motherfucker!

1017
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,435
You broke my nose!

1018
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,039
Look, look, look!

1019
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,235
You fucking peasant!

1020
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,674
Crazy bitch!

1021
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,320
Bring your ass here, little Wendy!

1022
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,953
Come on. Let's go!

1023
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,835
Move!

1024
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,433
Get in the back!

1025
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,195
Move it!

1026
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,713
Drive!

1027
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,472
<i>I gotta start the car.</i>

1028
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,593
You good?

1029
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,399
<i>Come on. Drive!</i>

1030
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,158
I said drive, motherfucker!

1031
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,536
I'm going, I'm going.

1032
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,120
- Seat belts and shit!
- Come on, y'all.

1033
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,310
What the fuck is y'all singing?

1034
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,674
George Michael.

1035
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,868
Shit, don't break the goddamn van.

1036
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,916
- Oh, Stitches!
- No, no.

1037
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,672
You ain't gonna hit nobody.

1038
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,880
Oh, there it goes!

1039
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,234
<i>We still got this party shit</i>

1040
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,816
<i>- goin' on later or what?
- Yeah.</i>

1041
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,976
<i>We're going
downstairs in a second.</i>

1042
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,120
<i>Don't even worry about that.</i>

1043
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,120
About time you passed that shit, eh?

1044
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,536
Here's the thing, man. I was, like...

1045
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,199
Just say some... Yeah, dawg?

1046
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,638
Shark Tank, can I catch
your ear for a second?

1047
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,153
All right, dawg!

1048
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,112
To be continued, y'all.

1049
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,673
All right.

1050
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,671
<i>- I'll be right back.
- Okay, Stitches.</i>

1051
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,718
Nah!

1052
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,776
I gotta tell you, man,

1053
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,837
I'm having an amazing time,
and these are not bad people.

1054
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,190
Clarence, Clarence, they're bad people.

1055
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,616
- No, no...
- They're very, very bad.

1056
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,136
Okay. They're drug dealers,
and I get all of that...

1057
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,479
Listen to me. Listen to me.

1058
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,216
- In the mansion, earlier...
- Yeah, yeah.

1059
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,673
<i>Hey! Shark!</i>

1060
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,677
Shark Tank! Come here!

1061
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,552
Shut the fuck up, nigga.

1062
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,678
Dumb motherfucker.

1063
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,696
Okay. We'll just have
a couple more drinks,

1064
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,800
and then we'll just go see
where Cheddar's at, right?

1065
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,998
I never get to go out. I never go out.

1066
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,720
I am doing something that Hannah asked.

1067
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,034
This is for my marriage.

1068
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,952
These drinks are for my marriage.

1069
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,714
Thank you. Thank you so much.

1070
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,189
I cannot tell you how much
I appreciate that. All right.

1071
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,536
<i>Shark, you better hurry up!</i>

1072
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,680
<i>Listen up, niggas.</i>

1073
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,075
<i>We about to be out this motherfucker.</i>

1074
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,708
- Oh!
- You good?

1075
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,631
You got me on that one.

1076
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,559
You good, though?

1077
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,512
Yeah, I'm good.

1078
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,238
You good?

1079
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,232
Yeah. I'm good.

1080
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,909
Shit got crazy back there, huh?

1081
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,475
You ain't never seen
nobody get killed before?

1082
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,756
Me?

1083
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,388
Yeah, I've seen people get killed before,

1084
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,754
by me.

1085
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,910
I was just trying to say that,
usually in Allentown,

1086
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,913
we handle our business
a little bit more professionally.

1087
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,590
Mmm-hmm. Okay.

1088
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,954
You, uh...

1089
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,471
You ever think about gettin' out the game?

1090
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,395
No.

1091
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,792
That's a shame.

1092
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,872
I would imagine that
it's a tough job for a woman to be here.

1093
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,868
Not that you can't,

1094
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,474
because a woman can do
anything a man can do, but...

1095
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,834
Yeah.

1096
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,880
You think if I get out the game,

1097
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,354
niggas gonna stop thinkin'
they own bitches?

1098
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,792
Well, I'm not like that.

1099
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,629
You're not?

1100
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,949
Nah.

1101
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,550
I bet you, out there somewhere

1102
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,396
there's a non-gangster motherfucker

1103
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,471
that'd be real lucky to have you.

1104
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,839
I mean...

1105
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,671
You look kind of like

1106
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,151
the female lion in <i>The Lion King.</i>

1107
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,355
Nala.

1108
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,736
That's crazy that you say that,

1109
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,296
because it's, like, my favorite cartoon.

1110
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,311
- Really?
- Yeah, and I'm a Leo.

1111
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,760
That's crazy how you knew that.

1112
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,472
You must be psychic or somethin'.

1113
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,551
Wow.

1114
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,868
You don't want to get mixed up
with a dude like me.

1115
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,712
I'm a wanderer.

1116
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:33,949
Oh, you gay.

1117
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,673
- No.
- Yeah.

1118
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,558
Why you think I'm gay, though?

1119
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,199
I'm just messing with you, man.

1120
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,873
I know you not gay.

1121
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,198
How do you know?

1122
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,237
I could tell you like girls.

1123
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,989
Good.

1124
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,509
I wanna thank you for earlier.

1125
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,349
Really?

1126
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,591
Like, for what?

1127
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,159
For helping me kill those people.

1128
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,514
Yeah. Well, I...

1129
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,194
No. No. I...

1130
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,760
I ain't help you kill them people.

1131
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,512
You did that on your own.

1132
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,432
It's kind of like we killed them together.

1133
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,879
Nah, I think it's more like
you murdered them on your own.

1134
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,597
Mmm. But I couldn't have
done it without you.

1135
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,439
Agree to disagree with that one.

1136
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,511
We killed them together.

1137
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,431
Well, legally speaking,

1138
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,112
I did not help you.

1139
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,229
Mmm...

1140
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,749
You all right?

1141
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,920
I didn't...

1142
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,749
You was kind of close.

1143
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,035
Yeah.

1144
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,115
Got my trick knee.

1145
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,936
Why don't we go ahead
and finish this downstairs?

1146
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,837
Mmm-hmm. You wanna... I go first.

1147
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,035
Yeah. Go on.

1148
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,280
Come on, y'all.
Let's go to this party, man.

1149
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,856
- Hell, yeah.
- You heard her, y'all.

1150
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,916
Niggas is in here caking and shit.

1151
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,470
Allentown!

1152
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,639
Whoo!

1153
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,119
Excuse me. Can I come
through here for a second?

1154
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,838
Excuse me!

1155
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,194
- Hey!
- Hey, hey!

1156
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,472
We said one drink!

1157
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,671
Hey, but we're turning it out, man!

1158
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,035
It's not "turn out," it's "turn up"!

1159
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,952
And it's time to turn down, man!

1160
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,519
Oh, hey, hey, hey!

1161
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,875
Okay. I see what's going on.

1162
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,190
You're just mad
because they like Shark Tank

1163
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,719
more than they like Techtonic!

1164
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,154
What? No, no!

1165
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,316
I'm sorry.
I just have a lot of personality.

1166
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,936
I don't know what to tell you, brother.

1167
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,791
- What?
- What?

1168
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,235
First of all, I don't care

1169
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,391
if they like Shark Tank
more than Techtonic.

1170
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,039
They're murderers!

1171
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,680
All right.

1172
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,159
Second of all, no, they don't!

1173
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,548
<i>Yo, Tank!</i>

1174
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,714
What up?

1175
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,194
Nah!

1176
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,835
Yo, nigga, you aight?

1177
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,036
Word to Big Bird I'm aight, dawg. Blam!

1178
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200
<i>Aight, man.</i>

1179
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,873
Hey, Stitches, man.

1180
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,713
Let me show you how we
smoke weed in Allentown.

1181
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,919
Aight.

1182
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,594
That's my boy, right there.
He know how to do it right.

1183
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,716
- Yo, Shark Tank!
- Yeah, dawg?

1184
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,075
Your turn, my nigga!

1185
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,879
Well, you know,

1186
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,713
I'm more one of them
pipe-smokin' niggas, you know.

1187
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,074
You say a pipe?

1188
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,240
- Thank God.
- Yeah.

1189
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,914
Thank you so much, sir. Thank you. Yeah.

1190
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,115
<i>Here we go.</i>

1191
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,240
Yeah.

1192
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,231
Gonna heat it up. Heat it on up.

1193
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,229
Ooh. It's gonna be delicious.

1194
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,392
<i>Yeah.</i>

1195
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,195
Yo, I almost forgot.

1196
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,833
Just got this done out back.

1197
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,871
Oh...

1198
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,709
- Shit!
- Shit!

1199
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,599
That's actually the best tattoo
I've ever seen in my life!

1200
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,976
Me, too, man. Me, too.

1201
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,319
You want some, dawg?

1202
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,598
Nah. I don't fuck with that Holy Shit.

1203
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,829
<i>Yo, you all right?</i>

1204
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,273
- Hey, man.
- Help him!

1205
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,629
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!

1206
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,279
Holy shit.

1207
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,431
Shit!

1208
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,715
Holy shit!

1209
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,440
All right. You doin' all right, right?

1210
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,833
Holy shit.

1211
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,309
I think maybe we should go,
like, lay down somewhere.

1212
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,394
<i>Yo, nigga, you floatin'!</i>

1213
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,878
Am I in Heaven?

1214
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,797
You're George Michael.

1215
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,630
You're George Michael, man.

1216
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,998
No. That's my favorite fucking song.

1217
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,320
That's it. I like when you do that...

1218
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,396
That thing. That leg thing. That's my jam.

1219
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,715
Oh, no, I can't.
There's no way I can spin.

1220
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,393
No, I can't do it.

1221
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,079
What? Oh... There it is.

1222
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,233
Oh, it's so good.

1223
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,352
<i>George.</i>

1224
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:39,999
<i>I have faith.</i>

1225
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,553
Hello?

1226
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,669
Oh.

1227
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,070
Hello, Clarence. It's me,

1228
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,549
Keanu.

1229
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,720
Meow.

1230
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,114
Wait.

1231
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,235
Are you...

1232
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,508
<i>Keanu Reeves?</i>

1233
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,955
<i>Yeah.</i>

1234
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,236
I'm your spirit teacher.

1235
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,994
People can't be excellent to you

1236
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,550
unless you're being excellent to yourself.

1237
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,560
I don't understand. What does that mean?

1238
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,709
Clarence,

1239
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,871
it's time to wake up.

1240
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:22,830
Where you go from there
is a choice I leave to you.

1241
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,430
Oh. Right.

1242
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,158
<i>The Matrix.</i>

1243
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,834
Dude, all you need to remember is...

1244
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,070
Oh...

1245
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,194
<i>I get it.</i>

1246
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,520
Oh, let me get a picture...

1247
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,954
Hannah!

1248
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,155
Hi!

1249
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,800
<i>Hannah! Baby.</i>

1250
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,960
Hi, baby.

1251
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,997
Oh, I miss you so much, baby.

1252
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,354
How are you?

1253
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,988
Not good.

1254
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,428
Wait, where are you?

1255
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,110
Oh, God. Oh... Huh?

1256
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,077
What? No. I'm just out with Rell.

1257
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,309
<i>I'm doing me!</i>

1258
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,630
- Are you at a club?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1259
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,519
In fact, it's of the strip club variety,

1260
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,398
and I've never done that,

1261
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,632
and I'm just having some
really rugged fun, you know?

1262
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,037
So, you're at a strip club
having rugged fun.

1263
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,997
Yeah. No, it's not like that.

1264
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,799
It's not about the degrading
of women or anything.

1265
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,678
I'm here for a very specific reason.

1266
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,070
<i>And... No, that didn't sound right.</i>

1267
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,275
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1268
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
It's complicated.

1269
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,336
I'll explain it to you tomorrow.

1270
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,800
But it's all good. It's nothing bad.

1271
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,677
Okay. Okay. Whatever.

1272
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,840
But, baby...

1273
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,036
This is what you said you wanted, right?

1274
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,673
You said to have fun.

1275
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,320
Whatever, Clarence. Whatever.

1276
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,312
<i>I just didn't think that
being in a strip club was your thing.</i>

1277
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,994
Yeah, well, you know... Shit. I mean...

1278
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,196
What'd you think my idea
of fun was, right?

1279
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,555
It ain't like my fuckin'
lifestyle is some secret.

1280
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,676
Why are you talking to me like that?

1281
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,552
- See about it, then.
- What?

1282
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,480
I said, why are you
talking to me like that?

1283
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,715
I've never heard you
talk to me like that before.

1284
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,075
I mean... I talk like that sometimes.

1285
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,071
Yeah. All right. Okay.

1286
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,673
Wait, what's wrong?

1287
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,398
This is what you asked for, right?

1288
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,034
Fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

1289
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,376
I didn't want to ruin your weekend.

1290
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,400
I just want you to know

1291
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,676
that Spencer's been
a little inappropriate,

1292
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,673
and I'm coming home tomorrow morning
instead of tomorrow night.

1293
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,912
Inappropriate?

1294
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,597
Spencer was inappropriate how?

1295
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,640
<i>Let's just say
he made me uncomfortable.</i>

1296
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,551
<i>I can't get into it right now.</i>

1297
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,233
Baby, I gotta go.

1298
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,550
You better behave yourself, too. Bye.

1299
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:44,056
No, Hannah, please
don't hang up the phone.

1300
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,776
Can you just explain to me
what's going on right now?

1301
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,279
Hannah!

1302
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,759
Hannah!

1303
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,558
<i>Yo, this party is crazy!</i>

1304
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,800
Oh.

1305
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,318
Hey.

1306
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:57,789
You aight?

1307
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,033
Yeah, nigga. Yeah.

1308
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,236
You know, just side bitch.

1309
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,915
Word, uh...

1310
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,078
Well, Cheddar wants to holla at you.

1311
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,508
Cool, yeah.

1312
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,750
I'll let him know you're coming.

1313
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,113
<i>So, uh...</i>

1314
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,752
Hi-C tells me
y'all some bad motherfuckers.

1315
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,554
Even taught my goons some new tricks.

1316
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,309
Yeah, we taught them
how we do things in Allentown.

1317
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,199
<i>Yeah, well, um...</i>

1318
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,193
I got a big exchange tomorrow. I need you.

1319
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,954
<i>Help keep shit 100.
You know what I'm saying?</i>

1320
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,678
After that,

1321
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,794
- New Jack here is yours.
<i>- Um...</i>

1322
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,469
I think we'd prefer to stick
to the original arrangement.

1323
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,959
You know what I'm saying?

1324
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,479
Okay, I see.

1325
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,913
Driving up the price.

1326
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,630
Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack.

1327
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,875
Nah.

1328
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,429
<i>Cheddar.</i>

1329
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,199
<i>We just want the cat.</i>

1330
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,672
Shark Tank and I,
we getting a little sleepy.

1331
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,440
Sleepy?

1332
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,478
Hell, yeah, nigga, we sleepy.

1333
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,516
And when them Allentown niggas get tired,

1334
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,278
we gotta catch some Z's,

1335
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,193
or else Allentown niggas get cranky.

1336
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,235
20.

1337
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,153
<i>Straight up.</i>

1338
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,437
Now, I know y'all ain't
gonna turn down 20 G's.

1339
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,035
I mean, shit.

1340
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,192
That's a lot of money even by
Allentown standards, right?

1341
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,880
Well...

1342
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,634
Let me tell you about Allentown standards.

1343
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,949
By Allentown standards,

1344
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,718
when a nigga make a deal,

1345
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,395
a nigga make a goddamn deal.

1346
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,955
Ooh... Shark...

1347
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,554
And didn't nobody say nothing

1348
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,518
<i>about no exchange tomorrow.</i>

1349
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,278
So, let me tell you
how it's gonna go down.

1350
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,073
You gonna give us our goddamn cat,

1351
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,074
and we gonna be on our
goddamn way, Spencer!

1352
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,514
Uh, Cheddar.

1353
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,749
Take pimpin' upstairs
to the office for me.

1354
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,753
- Give him some of that catnip he like.
- Mmm-hmm.

1355
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,034
You know, um,

1356
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,318
maybe, just maybe,

1357
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,755
just take a little time
to think about my offer.

1358
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,837
We don't need time. We need...

1359
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,075
Time is good.

1360
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,231
We need some time. You need some time.

1361
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,197
We'll take some. You take some.

1362
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,397
You do it here. We'll do it over here.

1363
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,397
- What are you doing?
- What am I doing?

1364
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,056
This motherfucker trying to side wind us.

1365
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,376
What the fuck are you doing, Tech?

1366
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,755
I'm not Tech. I'm not Tech.
I'm Rell. Clarence.

1367
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,592
Well, I was staying in character.

1368
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,558
What are you, Daniel Day-Lewis
all of a sudden? Come on, man!

1369
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,597
Look, I spoke to Hannah on the phone,

1370
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,320
- and she said that Spencer did something.
- What?

1371
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,040
She wouldn't tell me, man. She hung up!

1372
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,080
Okay...

1373
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,953
It can't be that bad if she didn't say.

1374
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,477
You almost got us killed, man, okay?

1375
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,278
Look, Keanu needs you.

1376
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,795
I need you. I need you.

1377
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,949
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1378
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,269
Okay. Then come on.

1379
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,589
Okay. I'm good. I'm good.

1380
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,791
All right. Let's get Keanu.
Let's get out of here.

1381
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:18,995
Yes.

1382
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,671
Watch the door. Keanu!

1383
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,348
Keanu!

1384
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,638
I said I was gonna take care of you.

1385
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,952
And I failed.

1386
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,558
But I'm here now.

1387
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,949
Get that off you.

1388
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,798
I'm here for you, buddy.

1389
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,399
I love you.

1390
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,069
Okay.

1391
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,072
All right, go, go, go. Just walk.

1392
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,798
I see. I get it now,

1393
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,296
because when I stand up for myself,

1394
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,816
that means I'm standing up
for Hannah and Belle,

1395
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,016
and when I don't stand up for myself,

1396
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,200
I'm not standing up for them.

1397
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,001
Clarence, you can keep on talking,
but just know, I think we just won.

1398
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,520
Oh.

1399
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,159
Oh, my gosh, you're right.

1400
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,720
Gosh, that was so weird, wasn't it?

1401
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,560
I mean, we just walked right out of there.

1402
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,428
Biscuits.

1403
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,029
Hey, buddy.

1404
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,269
Hey.

1405
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,353
Oh... Fuck me.

1406
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,589
What?

1407
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,393
Oh, you know what?

1408
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,136
Guess you don't know who you messing with

1409
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,628
because you being
crazy disrespectful right now.

1410
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,951
Hey! If you fucking touch
one hair on my cat's head,

1411
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,155
I will kill you!

1412
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,394
- Help!
- Never mind.

1413
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,239
<i>Okay, yes, yes.</i>

1414
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,536
Putting them down. Putting the guns down.

1415
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,016
Yes, that's good.
Yes, thank you, thank you!

1416
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,075
<i>- Hey.
- Thank you.</i>

1417
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,552
- They like Keanu.
- That's good.

1418
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,870
<i>We do, too.
We like Keanu as well.</i>

1419
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,718
Everybody here seems to like Keanu,

1420
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,229
so we can agree on that, right, guys?

1421
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,152
Hey, we're fun dudes. We're friends!

1422
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,550
<i>Please!
What do you want from us?</i>

1423
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,591
<i>- Oh, God!</i>
- Oh, fuck.

1424
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,233
Oh, my God. Are those tiny penises?

1425
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,435
No!

1426
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,154
Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

1427
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:32,096
They're fucking fingers, man.
They're fucking fingers.

1428
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,440
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1429
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,832
Hey! Listen, if you let us go,

1430
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,416
I might be able to get you visitor passes

1431
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,670
to a meeting of the Senate
Foreign Relations Committee

1432
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,096
if they're not in a closed session!

1433
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:45,120
Oh, my gosh!

1434
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,595
That just worked.

1435
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,274
I don't fucking know how that worked.

1436
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,936
<i>I have a friend.
I have a friend.</i>

1437
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,936
A friend of mine went to grade
school with the speechwriter

1438
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,996
<i>for John Kerry, a former
presidential candidate.</i>

1439
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,600
Oh, my God. I think this is working.

1440
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,159
<i>- No.
- Why would this be working?</i>

1441
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,869
I think that they
are going to murder us to death!

1442
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,240
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1443
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,351
Lord save me now, please!

1444
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,953
Oh, fuck.

1445
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,840
Keanu.

1446
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,950
No! What is that one?

1447
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,315
- Why are you doing this?
- Buddy...

1448
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,816
<i>Gentlemen, please,
why can't we just talk about this?</i>

1449
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:27,955
<i>Can't we just...</i>

1450
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,280
Okay, ready?

1451
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,456
<i>Just take a deep breath...</i>

1452
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,480
Get that bitch!

1453
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,508
Get that bitch!

1454
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,516
Get that bitch.

1455
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,238
Yeah, get that bitch!

1456
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,518
Get that, bitch!

1457
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:46,992
No, not the fucking knife.

1458
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,195
Man.

1459
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,509
<i>I'm saying...</i>

1460
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,914
I don't know what I'm saying.

1461
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,992
I don't know... Wait, wait, wait.
I think we're gonna need more time.

1462
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,376
Just give us a little bit more time.

1463
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,675
Sir, I'm begging you, please.

1464
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,736
<i>Think about, dig in to
yourselves, into your souls.</i>

1465
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,830
Why would you have to
do something like this?

1466
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Please, no.

1467
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,479
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1468
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,228
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1469
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:10,992
I got you!

1470
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,077
Yes!

1471
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:15,679
Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!

1472
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,512
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, Rell.

1473
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,160
- Back up!
- Thank you, God, for this!

1474
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,519
Back up!

1475
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,477
Okay. Yes. We gotcha!

1476
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,676
Fucking got you, motherfucker!

1477
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,996
Just don't move, all right?

1478
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,390
We're gonna take our cat,
and we're gonna be on our way!

1479
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,993
- If you don't mind.
- Keanu!

1480
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,195
- Keanu!
- Keanu!

1481
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:33,909
<i>Keanu!</i>

1482
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,879
Keanu!

1483
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,712
Drop the fucking... Hey, back up!

1484
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,677
What are you doing? Stop moving forward!

1485
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,875
<i>Stop walking!</i>

1486
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,216
<i>Stop walking toward us!</i>

1487
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,389
Stay right there!

1488
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,816
<i>Why are you walking toward us?</i>

1489
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,040
<i>Why are you walking toward us?</i>

1490
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,758
Hey, knock it off! Knock it off!

1491
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,275
<i>We will fire these guns and
shoot bullets into your body.</i>

1492
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,510
Count of three.
We gotta fucking shoot them.

1493
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,557
I can't shoot them!
I will not kill somebody.

1494
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,480
- Clarence, we gotta do it!
- I cannot do it!

1495
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,595
Okay, one...

1496
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,229
I said the count of three.

1497
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,515
I know. I'm sorry.

1498
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,576
- I said the count of three.
- I heard you say...

1499
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,113
- Yeah.
- I heard it. Oh, my God!

1500
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:15,599
We've killed people!

1501
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,988
Why "we"?

1502
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,388
Why "we"? No, you did it!

1503
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,040
- What, no!
- I didn't shoot anybody.

1504
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,714
Okay.

1505
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,520
Okay, we just murdered those people.

1506
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,880
- That's okay. All right.
- Okay.

1507
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,753
- We should go. We should go.
- Ah...

1508
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,319
Keanu!

1509
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,920
Here, kitty, kitty!

1510
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,194
Oh, God.

1511
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,952
Uh... Kitty, kitty!

1512
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,273
Keanu!

1513
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,676
Thought y'all motherfuckers was dead.

1514
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,710
<i>Didn't say goodbye or nothing.</i>

1515
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,711
Oh, and my cat, New Jack?

1516
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,997
<i>The one I would never give up
to two niggas like y'all?</i>

1517
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,758
<i>He was gone, too.</i>

1518
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,036
And now I see that you are, in fact,

1519
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,794
holding that nigga New Jack as we speak.

1520
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,228
Hi-C,

1521
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,073
get my cat.

1522
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:33,998
<i>Hey, hey, you two!</i>

1523
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,920
What's that?

1524
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,149
That?

1525
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,998
That's just a nigga in the trunk, man.

1526
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,593
What you think?

1527
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,536
Because that's
how we roll, motherfucker.

1528
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,595
That's our car.

1529
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,671
We be putting niggas
in this trunk all the time.

1530
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,990
This the last day this
motherfucker's alive, man.

1531
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,336
<i>Oh, shit! Don't kill me!</i>

1532
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,793
<i>- Oh, shit.
- What?</i>

1533
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:52,995
Oh, Rell!

1534
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,673
<i>Rell's cousin! Fuck!</i>

1535
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,068
Make sure you got your keys.

1536
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,474
Here's the deal, man.

1537
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,676
This nigga right here? He stole your cat.

1538
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,840
That's him.

1539
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,638
We just got your cat back for you.

1540
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,119
<i>That is a hurtful lie!</i>

1541
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,280
<i>Yo, Cheddar.</i>

1542
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,440
That's Hulka.

1543
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,000
<i>That's whose apartment that Trunk and Bud
stole the cat from.</i>

1544
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,600
He probably tryin' to steal him back.

1545
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,576
<i>Yo, it wasn't my place!
It was their place!</i>

1546
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,896
<i>- There you go.
- That's what happened.</i>

1547
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,800
Your girl know what's up.

1548
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,280
Give me the keys. Give me the keys.

1549
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,998
You don't need to...

1550
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,640
<i>Cheddar. Look,</i>

1551
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,936
<i>I don't even know if you remember this.</i>

1552
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,030
I met you at the club once. Hulka. Hulka.

1553
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,200
<i>Look, come on, man...</i>

1554
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,360
Kill this motherfucker.

1555
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,676
- What? No! Come on, man!
- Kill him?

1556
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,149
Like, end his life so
the motherfucker expires?

1557
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:32,679
Take the soul out of his body?

1558
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,560
But we can't do that,
and I'll tell you why.

1559
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,959
Because we don't have a gun.

1560
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,560
- We ain't got no guns.
- That's why.

1561
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,709
This...

1562
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,436
- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.

1563
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,216
- Thanks for the gun.
- I really appreciate it.

1564
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,376
You looking out, and that's why
I respect you, Cheddar.

1565
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,358
<i>That was
efficient as fuck. Um...</i>

1566
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,392
Hey, you know what, Techtonic?

1567
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,913
What's that?

1568
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,353
Do the honors, dawg.

1569
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,078
You one considerate motherfucker.

1570
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,470
- I do what I can, dirt.
- Just do it!

1571
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,798
<i>No, no, please don't!</i>

1572
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,936
Don't kill me. Don't shoot me!
I don't want to die.

1573
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,871
<i>Come on, I just want to build motorcycles,</i>

1574
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,395
<i>and be a stunt man in my spare time, yo!</i>

1575
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,596
<i>Oh, God, I didn't want this.</i>

1576
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,512
<i>Rell, Rell.</i>

1577
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:18,275
Come on, bro.

1578
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,674
Fucking do it.

1579
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,475
Can't do it!

1580
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,954
And you have many more guns than I do.

1581
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,872
So, I give you this one.

1582
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,519
Y'all ain't from fuckin' Allentown.

1583
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,829
Fuckin' knew it.

1584
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,399
In a sense,

1585
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,755
aren't we all from Allentown?

1586
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,435
George Michael is
a real nigga, though, right?

1587
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,631
He's not black. I lied about that.

1588
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,120
He is not black, and I apologize.

1589
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,160
Nah!

1590
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,151
And he probably
had a fuckin' father figure

1591
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,719
the whole fuckin' time.

1592
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:53,718
I can't speak to that.

1593
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,056
<i>I don't know the man personally.</i>

1594
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,593
Bitch, shut the fuck up!

1595
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,875
You don't get to talk!

1596
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,312
Y'all talk too damn much.

1597
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,478
- I don't talk that much.
- What?

1598
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,434
Take this nigga out.

1599
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:06,919
<i>No! Please!</i>

1600
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,960
Not in front of us.
Please, not in front of us.

1601
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:10,635
Oh.

1602
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,519
Just taking me out from the trunk?
Oh, thank you.

1603
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,508
And put him in our trunk.

1604
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:16,999
<i>Aw, man.</i>

1605
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:18,195
Okay. Okay.

1606
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,136
Well, anything better
than being shot, you heard?

1607
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,833
Right? Oh, I stand corrected! No, no, no!

1608
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,993
No, no, no!

1609
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,234
No, no, no!

1610
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,152
Oh, this is fucking gross!

1611
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,912
Oh, this is fuckin'...

1612
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,816
<i>Motherfucker!</i>

1613
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,956
- So, my name is Rell.
- And I am Clarence.

1614
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,235
Look.

1615
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,197
You two morons is coming with us.

1616
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,670
Allentown or not, y'all gonna
be my Allentown niggas today.

1617
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:51,235
You do anything stupid,
and you're fuckin' dead.

1618
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,640
- Okay.
- Yep.

1619
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,360
That goes without saying at this point.

1620
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,038
That gun is so close to my head.

1621
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,713
Is that necessary?

1622
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,594
Welcome to my home, guys. How you doing?

1623
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,036
Anything? Beer, wine, liquor, girls?

1624
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,235
Videogames?

1625
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:44,315
No?

1626
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,512
Bacon Diaz.

1627
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,239
I heard you had a baller crib,

1628
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,631
but this is practically
Neverland fuckin' Ranch out here.

1629
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,470
Thank you. Thanks.

1630
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,710
Who the fuck is...

1631
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,074
That's them.

1632
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,309
That's them?

1633
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,311
<i>The Allentown niggas.</i>

1634
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,399
<i>Los Phantomas?</i>

1635
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,428
Yep. They the ones
that killed your cousin.

1636
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,471
And we here to collect the bounty.

1637
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,675
Wait...

1638
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,070
No fuckin' way these guys
could be the <i>Phantomas,</i> man.

1639
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:15,593
They're like shadows, man.

1640
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,955
They're like the boogeyman
and shit, you know?

1641
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,439
- No, you're right.
- Good eye.

1642
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,716
But what happened was
I was trying to get my cat.

1643
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,896
<i>- That's his cat.
- And his name is Keanu.</i>

1644
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,056
<i>It's this cat right there!</i>

1645
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,752
Iglesias?

1646
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,276
That's my cousin's cat.

1647
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,040
They took him?

1648
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,474
Who? Who?

1649
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,216
Oh, shit.
Somebody's getting an ass whippin'.

1650
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:36,231
- Let's go. Come on!
<i>- Yeah!</i>

1651
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,114
God damn right, they had him.

1652
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,633
- We did not have him.
- No.

1653
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,480
No, no, no. There's no way, sir.

1654
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,240
That cat just was found on his doorstep.

1655
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,560
That cat's name is Keanu.

1656
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,416
- I know because I named him.
- And has been his for months.

1657
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,760
It's too much of a coincidence...

1658
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,588
So, it was them?

1659
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,159
Shit, yeah, it was them.

1660
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,833
No! No, it was not us.

1661
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,558
Do we got a deal or what?

1662
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,000
Deal.

1663
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,160
Deal. Why is it a deal?

1664
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,280
Don't make the deal,
because we're not those guys.

1665
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,515
Show them.

1666
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,153
Give me a second before I kill you.

1667
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,675
Oh, God!

1668
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,034
Come on, man!

1669
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,549
<i>Why is everybody being hasty?</i>

1670
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,119
Get Iglesias.

1671
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,678
Whoa. Wait a minute.

1672
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,796
I was thinking I would hold on to the cat.

1673
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,711
Okay. See, there's a problem with that,

1674
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,997
because Iglesias belongs to my family.

1675
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,554
I wanna give him to my aunt,

1676
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,656
so she can have something
to remember my cousin by.

1677
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:33,680
<i>You know?</i>

1678
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,910
<i>So, that's non-negotiable.</i>

1679
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,192
Deal breaker.

1680
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,908
Deal breaker.

1681
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,354
Don't think too long, kid.

1682
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,238
Don't think too long.

1683
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,358
Aight, <i>Papi.</i>

1684
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,433
Look here, man.

1685
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,633
Oh, God.

1686
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,114
Bottom line is...

1687
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,349
Light this bitch up!

1688
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,439
<i>Stitches!</i>

1689
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,399
You need help?

1690
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,118
Nah!

1691
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,232
Rell, Rell! Look, look!

1692
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,799
They're communicating.

1693
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:39,680
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!

1694
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,358
I got you!

1695
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:52,955
Awesome!

1696
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,917
I know. Yeah. Oh.

1697
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,715
Hi-C!

1698
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,872
Get the damn cat!

1699
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,797
<i>- Get the damn cat!</i>
- Fuck!

1700
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,589
No, Rell! Whoa!

1701
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,750
Hey! You will die!

1702
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,592
Then get my back.

1703
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,513
Don't tell me you just tried to flip,

1704
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,238
'cause you flopped, stupid!

1705
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,515
Give me the cat.

1706
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,193
- Give me the cat.
- No! Keanu!

1707
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,360
Come on, Iglesias.

1708
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,555
Who's going home?

1709
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,631
Going home, home...

1710
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,633
Rell... No! Why!

1711
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,400
He's got Keanu!

1712
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,154
Where'd he go?

1713
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,389
Let's go.

1714
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,076
I got you, Iglesias. Here we go. Okay.

1715
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:40,600
Manny, open the car. Open the car.

1716
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,075
I got Iglesias.

1717
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,720
Go, go, go.

1718
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,080
Where are you going?

1719
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,878
- Your house!
- My house?

1720
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,039
What are you doing?

1721
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,069
What? Rell!

1722
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,549
Rell, you can't drive!

1723
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,832
Unbelievable. What...

1724
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,079
- I'll shoot you!
- Oh, fuck!

1725
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,231
You ain't gonna fuckin' shoot the driver!

1726
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:21,674
What are you doing?

1727
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,875
Oh, shit!

1728
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,598
Yeah, motherfucker!

1729
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:25,909
Oh, fuck! Look out!

1730
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,832
I don't even know how to fuckin' drive!

1731
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,592
<i>I'm coming, Rell!</i>

1732
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,194
Oh, fuck!

1733
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,197
Why did I grab a stick shift?

1734
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:38,755
Whoa...

1735
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,275
Oh, shit!

1736
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,955
Fuck, yeah!

1737
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,120
Oh, shit!

1738
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:53,749
Oh...

1739
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,473
Sorry! I'm sorry.

1740
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,309
Oh, my God!

1741
01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,840
Okay, here he is.

1742
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,672
You're not getting away from me!

1743
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,796
Red light! Coming through the red light!

1744
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,269
Yo!

1745
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,069
Whoo!

1746
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:12,992
Oh, my God, Rell! What are you doing?

1747
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,354
Right now. Turn around.

1748
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:16,955
Shit!

1749
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,476
Fuck!

1750
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,154
You okay, Keanu?

1751
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,755
Why are we going through red lights?
I'm sorry! Sorry!

1752
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,151
I can't fuckin' hear
what you're saying, bro!

1753
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,632
Listen to me!

1754
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,953
Oh, shit!

1755
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:46,920
Oh!

1756
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,152
That fuckin' hurts!

1757
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:51,320
Okay, okay.

1758
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,160
Keanu!

1759
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,159
<i>Come here.</i>

1760
01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,873
Come here, Keanu.

1761
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,837
<i>Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!</i>

1762
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,513
- You come here!
- Fuck!

1763
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,477
<i>I'ma punch you in the head.</i>

1764
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,429
Ah...

1765
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,920
Oh...

1766
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,150
- Yes! Yes!
- Get him off me!

1767
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,311
Get that bitch, Keanu!

1768
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,029
Oh, shit!

1769
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,795
Oh!

1770
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:52,869
Oh...

1771
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,239
Fuck.

1772
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:03,754
Fuck.

1773
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,760
Oh...

1774
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,359
Keanu!

1775
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,233
Oh, man.

1776
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,434
Of course you're alive.

1777
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,269
What?

1778
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:25,795
You got a-fuckin'-nother gun in your ass?

1779
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,234
What?

1780
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,915
Shit!

1781
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:34,874
Who the fuck taught you how to drive,
you bad-driving bitch?

1782
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,912
I don't drive.

1783
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,119
He does.

1784
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,749
- Oh...
- Whoo!

1785
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:51,153
- That's my cousin!
- I got him!

1786
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:53,629
Clarence, you did it, man!
Fuck, you did it, cuz!

1787
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,279
That was so fuckin' badass!

1788
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,629
Oh, thanks, man.

1789
01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,109
- I can't find Keanu!
- Keanu! Shit!

1790
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,635
God, ow.

1791
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:02,631
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1792
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,155
Trying to kill me with my kid's car!

1793
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,239
No.

1794
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,910
I'm unkillable.

1795
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,228
<i>What the fuck?</i>

1796
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,356
Blips was supposed to run this game, man.

1797
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,033
We supposed to own this city.

1798
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,839
And y'all fuckin' ruined it.
Y'all fucked everything up.

1799
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,634
<i>I lost my money.</i>

1800
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,677
<i>I lost my cat.</i>

1801
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,793
I still gotta get mines, though.

1802
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,154
The only way I know how.

1803
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,673
Cheddar!

1804
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,269
You're under arrest.

1805
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,157
What?

1806
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,398
Bitch, you ain't no fuckin' cop.

1807
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:45,834
Oh, yes, I am a fuckin' cop.

1808
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,718
<i>Put your weapon down.</i>

1809
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,155
Now drop your weapons!

1810
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,834
Trunk, drop it.

1811
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,354
On the ground?

1812
01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,511
Yes, motherfucker, on the ground.

1813
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:01,029
Stitches,

1814
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,515
<i>drop it.</i>

1815
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:03,874
Yeah.

1816
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,395
Bud.

1817
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,877
Not you, C.

1818
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,877
You gonna kill me?

1819
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,874
<i>All this Bliptown family shit?</i>

1820
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,359
It's over.

1821
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,513
Cheddar, you're under arrest.

1822
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,352
Put your hands up.

1823
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,551
I will shoot you.

1824
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:38,996
Don't turn your back on me.

1825
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,074
Fuck you, bitch!

1826
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:51,755
Get your hands up!

1827
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:53,751
- I'm a cop!
- Hands up!

1828
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,399
- I'm a cop!
- Get on the ground!

1829
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:57,216
<i>Get on your knees.
Hands behind your head.</i>

1830
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,231
- Let me see 'em!
- Now!

1831
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,953
On your knees!

1832
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,473
<i>Now! On your knees!</i>

1833
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,273
Keanu!

1834
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:21,919
Go get him, Rell.

1835
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,997
It's me. You all right?

1836
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:26,037
Are you hurt? Are you hurt?

1837
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:33,548
I love you.

1838
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:36,558
We're gonna go home.

1839
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,669
All right. We're good. We're gonna go.

1840
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400
What?

1841
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,600
- Wait, no. Stay in the car!
- Why? What's going on?

1842
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,000
Because there's a bunch
of dead people out here, that's why.

1843
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,118
- Honey! You punched him in the face!
- Yeah.

1844
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,400
You punched him in the face.

1845
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,112
I need you to fuck me right now.

1846
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:01,838
Okay. Stay in the car!

1847
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:03,996
Right now. Stay in the car.

1848
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,229
Oh, yes!

1849
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:15,960
Well, this was a fuckin' mess.

1850
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,149
Tell me about it.

1851
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:18,833
Hey, I know you need this back.

1852
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,274
He's keepin' his.

1853
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:22,112
- Rell.
- You're doing good work.

1854
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,510
We need to talk about
a few things before you go.

1855
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:26,496
But first let me introduce you
to Officer Galloway

1856
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:27,839
and Officer Dunn.

1857
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,433
Oh, snap!

1858
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,632
Right. You're alive.

1859
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,677
- Sorry about that.
- Yeah.

1860
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:35,751
I had a fantastic time.

1861
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:37,240
That's weird.

1862
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:38,628
Mmm-hmm.

1863
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,840
- What about Anna Faris?
- Well, she's still alive.

1864
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,195
We hire celebrities all the time
to help us with cases.

1865
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,157
Like Shaq or Steven Seagal.

1866
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,833
No shit.

1867
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:50,715
I'm gonna let you two
talk about that other thing.

1868
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,035
Mmm.

1869
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:56,478
"That other thing"?

1870
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,911
Ooh. I like the sound of that.

1871
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,710
So, what, do you need me for some kind of
top-secret mission or something?

1872
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,792
No. No top-secret missions goin' on.

1873
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:08,996
But we need to talk about your behavior.

1874
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:11,712
You know I just wanted my cat back.

1875
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,518
I know. And you got him.

1876
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:15,432
Keanu's a cutie.

1877
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,713
Damn, Hi-C.

1878
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,871
Parker. Trina Parker.

1879
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:22,992
Trina Parker.

1880
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:26,559
I kind of liked Hi-C.

1881
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,711
Well, she kind of liked you, too.

1882
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,951
Well... Ow.

1883
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:36,433
Maybe we should go somewhere.

1884
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,557
Maybe we should.

1885
01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:42,398
Right to jail.

1886
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:44,439
Whoa...

1887
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:46,309
Mmm-hmm.

1888
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:48,118
That makes sense.

1889
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:50,350
Broke a lot of laws, probably.

1890
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:52,915
Don't worry. I'll testify on your behalf.

1891
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,116
- Watch him for me?
- I will.

1892
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:57,269
And just remember, Rell.

1893
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:59,078
There's consequences to your actions.

1894
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,280
<i>Hey.</i>

1895
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,192
There's consequences to your actions

1896
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:05,113
because you gonna be
in trouble in a second.

1897
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,429
- Oh, yeah?
- Hold up. Yeah.

1898
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,272
I'm gonna take you on a date.

1899
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,237
- Okay.
- Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow!

1900
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,958
Ow, ow, ow!

1901
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,231
You ready to go, Keanu?

1902
01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:17,993
You're a cutie.

1903
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,799
I can see why he did all of that for you.

1904
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,950
<i>Help!</i>

1905
01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:31,155
<i>Help me!</i>

1906
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:32,789
Help me!

1907
01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:34,235
Oh, thank God.

1908
01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,112
Yo, kill it! Kill it!

1909
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:38,914
It hurts so bad, you don't even know.

1910
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:46,316
Hasn't even
been that bad, really.

1911
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:48,296
Clarence and I, having killed
the Allentown brothers

1912
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:51,471
has us kind of lookin' like
crime heroes or somethin'.

1913
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,710
We don't even have to
change our voice or anything.

1914
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:57,110
Mostly it's just good to see you.

1915
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:58,828
I love you, Keanu.

1916
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,296
<i>How much longer?</i>

1917
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:05,311
Three more weeks, baby.
That's it. 21 days.

1918
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:07,920
And what are you gonna do to me?

1919
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:10,280
I'm gonna take this moustache
and I'm just gonna go like...

1920
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,839
Gonna rub it all over your neck.

1921
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,256
- Moustache in here...
- I'm gonna put my 'stache

1922
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,600
right in there. I'm just gonna...

1923
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:17,393
Hey! Quit poundin' on the glass.

1924
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:19,357
I'm sorry, sir. I apologize.

1925
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,795
That's my wife, though.
That was a love pound.

1926
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,197
- Hey.
- Hey.

1927
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:29,788
Thanks for watching him.

1928
01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,029
No problem.

1929
01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:33,151
He's like one of the family.

1930
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,154
I do have some news for you, though.

1931
01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:37,594
What?

1932
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:39,796
I took Keanu to the vet.

1933
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:43,518
He has a rare disease.

1934
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,388
Oh, no.

1935
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:49,029
He's gonna be a kitten forever.

1936
01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,350
What's going on, motherfuckers?

1937
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:18,112
Okay. Let's do this.
Let's hold this shit down, guys.

1938
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:20,350
<i>I'm not fuckin' around.</i>

1939
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,988
You say somethin'?