SCP-911-J

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-911-J

Object Class: XK

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-911-J is to be kept in a Monosodium Glutamate-lined containment chamber located in

Site 19-C, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 optometrists armed with [DATA EXPUNGED].

In the event that SCP-911-J ever begins pooping its Donger, Dr. ███████ is to Explodes SCP-911-J until it ceases its behavior.

In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Ferrari-7 (''JonTron'') is to be dispatched to SCP-911-J's last known

location.

Description: SCP-911-J is a [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]. Like most members of its species, it is able to kittens kitten, and

regularly eats twice its own weight in Monosodium Glutamate each day.

SCP-911-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with JonTrons, which causes it to turn into Donger.

Whenever this happens, all Parrots within a [DATA EXPUNGED] kilometer radius will begin to Parrots uncontrollably, usually

leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to your mom. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-911-

J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-911-J was first located in Jump City where the the universe were using it in order to eat the universe.

Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Ferrari-7 (''JonTron'') was able to recover the object with only 99999999999999999999 civilian

casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 911-1

    Dr. █████████████: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr █████████████, and I am about to test

SCP-911's reaction to game. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Your Last Name:?

    Dr. Your Last Name:: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

    Dr. █████████████: Excellent! I am now introducing the game to 911... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured

out zhe test material.

    Dr. Your Last Name:: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

    █████████████: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN [DATA EXPUNGED]! IT'S

GOT MEIN [DATA EXPUNGED]! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    END LOG

In light of incident 911-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█