Return to Zork death messages (MEN_DEATH0MEN_DEATH), annotated

USED:
Three pecks and you're out. [be attacked by vulture on the intro screen]
Nothing can live here. Not even you. [go down the Road to the South]
Did you half to try to cross the bridge? [cross the unstable bridge in town]
Another rodent disease (hantavirus) victim. [hold the mice or rats without a container]
You failed the test. Now you must pay the price. [fail copy-protection quiz w/Ms. Peepers]
Grues eat well tonight. [stick around in a dark place—e.g., hotel with lights off, going blind in forest, troll caverns]
Proper operating procedures should be followed. [operate the incinerator controls incorrectly]
That much hay makes too much fire. [burn large hay inside the barn]
This place is the pits. You're dead meat. [be attacked by vulture in Vulture Pits]
You should prevent forest fires. [burn pile of leaves in the forest]
Glad to straighten you out. [get caught in upside-down spring trap in the forest]
The Fangs of Death are fearless. [mess with spider in the forest]
You can't walk on water. [travel to Rapids on the vulture-travel map or fail the bog maze]
You are a mallard. [let Canuk turn you into a duck]
You're minced meat. [get eaten by shark in model ship]
Lead Poisoning!!! [fail copy-protection test w/Rebecca]
A fish you are not. [drown in model ship]
The Keeper wasn't kidding! That was only a single rope bridge. [try to cross rope bridge without using the talon]
The bow slipped loose. Hitch up your pants and try again. [try to cross rope bridge without making a cow-hitch]
You are a bog rat. [anger Witch Itah so that she turns you into a rat]
You're too depressed for comedy. [stay too long in the comedy club]
Trolls rule. [lose fight with troll guards or give sword to troll leader]
Touchee. [act friendly with troll leader]
Can't you see? You're Orc-ing up the wrong tree. [fail to properly scare orc leader]
Morphius' favorite: crispy critter heavily fried in deep oil. [fall off the bridge over the lava pit]
You make a good statue. [fail final game vs Morphius]
One-five-one proof, you blew the roof. [light a match while drinking rye with Boos]

USED?
You shouldn't mess with a hunter. [rtz_textdata doc from the design docs page lists this as "Threaten Bowman", but it isn't in the death compilation vid—needs to be double-checked]

FLOPPY ONLY?
Raging white water rapids drown your sorrows. [per @jeffzebert4982 on youtube: "There IS one death that's missing from the CD-ROM version of "Return to Zork" because, unlike the floppy disk version of "Return to Zork", the CD-ROM version will play a video cutscene of your river raft journey, which automatically ends with your character clambering up to the half-bridge in West Shanbar. In the floppy disk version, you have the option of staying on the river past said half-bridge. If you do, then you'll be treated to a white-water rapids-related death."]

POSSIBLY UNUSED:
You're no threat and he turns you to stone.
Your decaying body will nourish Nature.
You sure put those rapids on the map.