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  1. lightruce: I established before I ramped up the rap difficulty to Asian, I’m putting the Grizzly in the bear
  2. lightruce: Ironically, I haven’t seen another Asian joke on The Studio’s Rap Battles
  3. • lightruce squints
  4. lightruce: Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t even see you there
  5. lightruce: I’m going to wash my hands afterwards; I’ll tell y’all how I’ll kill him backwards
  6. lightruce: If he lives, there’ll be public execution by hanging his nonexistent neck
  7. lightruce: Public stoning, public mocking, public education, public kidnapping while you napping
  8. lightruce: I ship my enemies glitter, that silly ass fool; he doesn’t care if it’s messy as long as they shine as a jewel
  9. lightruce: this guy must be my last TV because my Wii Remote went through the goddamn screen
  10. lightruce: I fucking forgot to put the wrist strap on if you know what I mean
  11. lightruce: I go ham when I’m playing Wii Sports tennis, I will ruin your day worse than Mixmence
  12. lightruce: The hole I put in your face is so big trucks can drive through it
  13. lightruce: You never approach the hospital for a plastic surgery, just do it
  14. lightruce: I’ll outrage you so hard it’ll leave you in the stone age
  15. lightruce: Get placed into the prehistoric era, clubbed by Bam-Bam, Hanna-Barbara
  16. lightruce: You ought to eat your own words, Call me Chef Boyardee
  17. lightruce: I’ll freaking insert them in your goddamn ravioli
  18. lightruce: You have no Vitamins, no minerals, no calories, just salt
  19. lightruce: You fail to negatively criticize me and it’s all your fault
  20. lightruce: But I can’t really blame you for being born with that default
  21. lightruce: Considering you’re a good source of sodium, you’re the next pizza hut hit
  22. lightruce: Only problem really is, is that you’re really a pizza shit
  23. lightruce: Here’s a little hunch, you lacked the bigger punch
  24. lightruce: What a quandary, what a quagmire, what an absolute crunch
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