[General] 72 Hours of Candy

I have spent the past 72 hours indoors on the internet. I usually don’t spend this long on the internet, but I just found this new site called 4chan. There is a board called b and I got kind of addicted to it. The time passed so quickly. People say b changes you after you spend a bit of time there, but they’re just crazy. I’m still the same person I am. Anyway, going to do some grocery shopping now

Ow the sunlight hurts my eyes. This warm sensation on my skin feels kind of weird too. I’m just walking to the grocery store now. Hey what’s that? It appears to be an underage kid all by himself. Normally I would not think anything of it, but for some reason I now have this desire to talk to him.

Hey kid, come with me. You don’t know me but you can trust me. Look, I have candy in my pocket, see? Yeah you like candy don’t you? It tastes nice doesn’t it? I have more if you come with me. Do you like puupies? I have some puppies you can play with and some more candy you can eat if you follow me. That;s it, just follow me into this dark alley.

Well the puppies look like they aren’t here but you like dogs don’t you? I have this dog mask I want you to put on. And I also have these rabbit ears I want you to wear. That’s it. Now hop around like a rabbit and bark like a dog for me. Yeah that’s it. Good boy. Here’s another piece of candy. Meet me again here tomorrow and I’ll give you more candy. You have to dress up as a horse tomorrow though ok? Bye kid.

I have to remember to get the milk. I always forget the milk. See, I still remember things. 4chan hasn’t changed me at all. Those people must be crazy when they say 4chan changes you. They must be idiots.