PonyRape-The Theme Song [Musical Anon]

>Day It's getting Musical in Equestria.
>You wake up and look out the window.
>Today was the day, and it was going to be fucking awesome.
>You triple S and walk to the kitchen.
>You start pouring a bowl of cereal, knowing full well you won't even get the chance to take a single bite.
>As the last grain tumbles in you hear a knock at the door.
>Running over to it faster than usual, you wipe your grin into a poker face and swing open the door.
>You look down and of course it's BananaHush.
>With the most apathetic look you can muster, you manage to grunt out a greeting.
...Wut?
>She looks up nervously and folds her ears back.
>"Oh...um, oh dear...I was...I was just wondering if-"
>You cover her mouth with the palm of your hand and bring a finger to your lips to shush her.
Shhhh...it's time.
>"tum fuh vwut" she mumbles softly while licking your hand.
>You pull out a pair of jet black shades with your free hand and put them on dramatically.
Time for me to show you what my fetish truly is.
>Her eyes grow wide as you kick over a fake rock and stomp on the bright red button that was hidden underneath.
>The grass and dirt from your entire yard begins to be swallowed completely as a giant hole forms in front of the two of you.
>As it finishes, Fluttershy flinches as a loud *CLANG* rings out through the air.
>She cowers in fear as you suddenly start laughing like a lunatic while the ground begins to rumble and shake.
Yes...YES!!
>In a matter of seconds the entire block radius is replaced with a giant stage.
>It's glorious.
>She looks up in awe, jaw dropped as the rest of the mane six smile and wave down at her from their respective instruments.
>They're all wearing crazy clothes and matching sunglasses, giggling to each other as they do the final touch ups.
>A large crowd of background p0nies have gathered around, confused by the loud commotion so early in the morning.
>Pinkie is on drums tapping away excitedly, dressed all in pink and sporting a goofy grin.
>Twilight is holding a tacky purple keytar and matching sunglasses that look like they came out the 80s.
>Rainbow has a guitar strapped on her back as she paces across the stage cheering and getting the crowd psyched up.
>Rarity is off to the side, looking all emo as she tunes her bass.
>And Applejack is in the back rocking the... cowbell. Because she can't play for shit.
>She looks over at you with a "are you fucking serious" face.
>You nod and reply with a "I'm dead cereal gurl" grin.

>Leaving Fluttershy stupefied, you run around behind the stage and disappear from sight.
>A couple minutes pass.
>Then everyone goes silent, lights focus on the center of the stage as a small square hole appears and fog begins pouring out.
>They start playing the music intro as you are elevated up into the spotlight, dressed in the most ridiculous costume of the entire group, a microphone stand right in front of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRyY4TGDNyI

>Flutters looks up at you, unable to pry her jaw off the ground.
>You grab the mic and sing the song of your people.

I wanna feel the very best.
To hell with all the laws.
To touch them is my real test.
To >rape them is my cauuuuuse.

(Rainbow leans into you and sings along.)

They will grovel before my hand.
Joining on this ride~.
Each p0ny mare, I'll cum in them.
And shower their insiiiides.

(The whole band starts to sing.)

>"P0nyRape! Gotta catch em alll!"
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny!
>"P0nyRape!"
Ooooh you're my best friend, with a love we must expaaaand!
>"P0nyRape! Gotta catch em alll!"
A dock so truuuue, my penis will pull us through!

You >rape me and I'll >rape you.
>"P0nyRaaaape! Gotta catch'em all"
Gotta fuck'em alllll! ...Yeahhhh~!

(Moaning out that last "yeah", you stretch your hand down to Flutters and pull her on stage.)

Every rapist along the way.
With courage I will taste.
They will struggle to get away.
I'll cum right in their face.

(Flutters joins in)

>"Cum in me,"
>"You know its tight,"
>"I won't even scream."
>"Arm in arm we'll >rape all night!"
>"And suck out all your cream!"

>"P0nyRape! Gotta catch em alll!"
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny!
>"P0nyRape!"
Ooooh you're my best friend, with a love we must expaaaand!
>"P0nyRape! Gotta catch em alll!"
A dock so truuuue, my penis will pull us through!

You >rape me and I'll >rape you,
>"P0nyRaaaape! Gotta catch'em all"
Gotta FUCK'em alllll!
...
Gotta fuck'em allllll.
.........
Gotta fuck'em allllll~.
............
GOTTA FUCK'EM ALLLLLL... YEAHHHH!

(Rainbow starts a guitar solo while you hold Flutters to your side, she's giving you dreamy bedroom eyes.)
(Removing the mic from the stand, you bring it between you and her, singing while looking into each others lust filled eyes.)
(All the background stallions in the crowd start chanting along with the chorus.)

>"P0nyRape! Gotta catch em alll!"
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny.
>"P0nyRape!"
Ooooh you're MAH best friend, with a love we must expaaaand!
>"P0nyRape! Gotta catch em alll!"
A dock so truuuue, my penis will pull us through!

You >rape me and I'll >rape you,
>"P0nyRaaaape! Gotta catch'em all"
Gotta fuck'em alllll!

>"PO-NE-RAPE!!!"

>A huge explosion of fireworks lights up the stage as Trixie laughs maniacally from within the crowd.
>Fluttershy looks up at you, tears of happiness streaming down her face.
>"Anon! That was...that was so...AMAZ-"
>You put a finger on her lips.
Shhh...no words...only love now.
>Picking her up like a princess, you carry her into your house, closing the door behind you with your feet.
>A collective "d'awww" resounds from the crowd and the mane six.

[spoiler]AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED[/spoiler]

Epilogue
>After wards, with their powers combined, Anon and Fluttershy went on the most unstoppable rape spree in Equestrian history, no pony was safe...not even the foals.

DA END!