Comedy is HARD

>Liam loved comedy and he wanted Lincoln to love it too, but Lincoln always just rolled his eyes at Liam's jokes
>"There's gotta be something I can do" Said Liam, deep in thought "Maybe we can watch a funny movie or......I'VE GOT IT!"
>Liam rushed to Lisa's room
>"LISA!" shouted Liam "I need you to make something for me.
>"*Sigh* What is it this time Liam?" Asked Lisa "Another pneumatic squirt flower?"
>"No no no" Replied Liam "I need you to make me a pill"
>"A pill?" questioned Lisa "you mean like medicine?
>"I mean a mechanical pill" explained Luan "one that vibrates"
>"Vibrating huh..." said Lisa "How big do you want it?"
>"About the same size as a vitamin" Replied Liam
>"I see...and what do you plan on doing with this pill? asked Lisa
>"I'm gonna make Lincoln Love comedy!" Replied Liam

>Fast forward 3 days
>"Hey Linc!" exclaimed Luan "You want some soda?" He asked holding a glass of soda
>"Sure I- wait" said Lincoln "Is that a dribble glass?"
>"Nope, Just a normal glass of soda" replied Liam
>"No inc?"
>"Nope"
>"No hotsauce?"
>"Lincoln" started Liam "I can't believe you would trust me so little" said Liam, looking saddened
>"Sorry, sorry" apologized Lincoln "Thanks for the soda"
>"No problem" Said Liam as he exited the room
>"*Gulp* *Gulp* aaah, that hit the s...... that hit the *Yaaaaawwn* Tha.......zzzzzzzzzzz"
>Lincoln fell asleep
>"HMMHMMMHMMM, Sorry Linc" Liam Quietly laughed "But you didn't ask if there were sleeping pills in it"
>"Now then, Let's get started" Liam said to himself as he took Lincoln's pants off and lubed up the pill

>Liam grabbed Lincoln's dick and pulled back his foreskin
>"Don't worry Lincoln" Said Liam "Big bro's gonna make you feel MUCH better"
>Liam put the pill at the opening of Lincoln's urethra and pushed it in
>He watched as the pill slid down further into His brother's dick and Disappeared into his crotch
>After the pill could no longer be seen Liam tucked Lincoln in and went to bed
>The next morning Liam went downstairs and found Lincoln watching TV
>"Hey Linc! Wanna hear some jokes?" Asked Liam
>"*sigh* Not now Liam" Lincoln replied
>"Awww C'mon" Said Liam as he took a small remote out of his pocket "I'm sure you'll Love these"
>"all right" Said Lincoln "Let's get this over with"
>"Why don't people believe cats when they want to go outside" asked Liam
>Lincoln thought for a moment before giving up
>"I dunno" Replied Lincoln "Why?"
>"Because cats always Fe-Lien" Finished Liam as he turned the knob on the remote to 1
>"Ha ha, Very funNNNGGGH!"
>Lincoln was interrupted as the pill started to vibrate
>"What's the matter Linc?" Liam asked "Did that one CAT-ch you off-guard?"
>"aaaah, aahhhh,mmmnnnn!" Lincoln moaned as the pill vibrated deep within his urethra
>"Here, I got another one" Said Liam
>"What kind of finish do dogs give woodworking projects?" Liam asked
>"Nnnggh, I...I don-"
>"They give it a RUFF finish" Shouted Liam as he turned the knob to 2
>Lincoln doubled over
>"AAAAAH, OOOOH GOD!" Shouted Lincoln, his dick hard and twitching from the vibration
>"one more should do it" Thought Liam

>Liam grabbed Lincoln's dick and pulled back his foreskin
>"Don't worry Lincoln" Said Liam "Big bro's gonna make you feel MUCH better"
>Liam put the pill at the opening of Lincoln's urethra and pushed it in
>He watched as the pill slid down further into His brother's dick and Disappeared into his crotch
>After the pill could no longer be seen Liam tucked Lincoln in and went to bed
>The next morning Liam went downstairs and found Lincoln watching TV
>"Hey Linc! Wanna hear some jokes?" Asked Liam
>"*sigh* Not now Liam" Lincoln replied
>"Awww C'mon" Said Liam as he took a small remote out of his pocket "I'm sure you'll Love these"
>"all right" Said Lincoln "Let's get this over with"
>"Why don't people believe cats when they want to go outside" asked Liam
>Lincoln thought for a moment before giving up
>"I dunno" Replied Lincoln "Why?"
>"Because cats always Fe-Lien" Finished Liam as he turned the knob on the remote to 1
>"Ha ha, Very funNNNGGGH!"
>Lincoln was interrupted as the pill started to vibrate
>"What's the matter Linc?" Liam asked "Did that one CAT-ch you off-guard?"
>"aaaah, aahhhh,mmmnnnn!" Lincoln moaned as the pill vibrated deep within his urethra
>"Here, I got another one" Said Liam
>"What kind of finish do dogs give woodworking projects?" Liam asked
>"Nnnggh, I...I don-"
>"They give it a RUFF finish" Shouted Liam as he turned the knob to 2
>Lincoln doubled over
>"AAAAAH, OOOOH GOD!" Shouted Lincoln, his dick hard and twitching from the vibration
>"one more should do it" Thought Liam

>"Hey Linc?" Liam started "Did you hear about the baker that couldn't make cakes?
>"NNNGGHH, Guhh" Moaned Lincoln
>"THE OTHER BAKERS THOUGHT HE WAS PIETIFUL!" yelled Liam as he turned the knob to 3
>"AH, AAAAAH, OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Screamed Lincoln as he came
>Liam turned the know back to 0
>"Gee Linc" exclaimed Liam "I thought you didn't Like my jokes, but it looks like you really CAME around, I guess you could say that we found your FUNNY BONE, Get it?"
>Lincoln just laid there on the floor, trying to catch his breath
>"Well, I'll catch you later bro" Said Liam as he headed for the stairs "I gotta go think up some new material"
>As Liam went to his room he saw Lola
>"Hey Lola!" exclaimed Liam "Wanna hear some jokes?"
>"ugh, Not now Liam" Replied Lola as he fixed his hair
>"Hmm" said Liam to himself "Better go ask Lisa to make more Pills"
End