local font = surface.CreateFont("Consolas", 32, 500, false, balse, "AAAA", false, false, 0)

local msg = [[

!!!! MALFOUND !!!!
!!!! MALFOUND !!!!
!!!! MALFOUND !!!!

A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR

If this is the first time you've seen this Stop Error screen, restart your computer.
If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any
Windows updates you might need.

If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software.
Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove
or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then
select Safe Mode.

Technical Information:

*** STOP: 0x00000077 (0xC000000E, 0xC000000E, 0x00000000, 0x02D47000)

Collecting data for crash dump...
Initializing disk for crash dump
]]

msg = msg:Split("\n")

hook.Add("PostRenderVGUI", "bsod", function()
    surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,255, 255)
    surface.DrawRect(0,0, ScrW(), ScrH())

    if math.random() > 0.9 then
        msg[#msg-1] = msg[#msg-1] .. "."
    end

    if #msg[#msg-1] > 60 then
        error()
    end

    surface.SetFont("AAAA")
    surface.SetTextColor(color_white)
    for i, line in pairs(msg) do
        surface.SetTextPos(20, i * 25)
        surface.DrawText(line)
    end
end)