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- from /sus/ Thread #987: Like an Old Married Couple Edition
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61456890/#61543230
- https://pastes.psstaudio.com/post/736ea3d28c8146528caa30096ff9c2f0
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- >it's the middle of a 3 hour drive home after an exhausting and frustrating trip to the dmv (Veth needed to renew her driver's license, and it was NOT fun.)
- >Veth crankily has her arms folded, frustration in her eyes.
- >Kris is stoically driving, weariness and shared frustration plastered on his face.
- >Im the backseat a young Krethle happily occupies himself with his ipad, particularly an old shitty meme soundboard app.
- >He giddily reaches and shows Veth the ipad
- >"Mommy mommy! Listen!"
- >Veth lets out a tired sigh and pushes the ipad away from her gently.
- >"Thit up Thtraight Krethle. Back againtht the th-th... thseat."
- >Krethle does just that.
- >"Okay but listen Mommy!"
- >"Yes?"
- >"You passed your test so-"
- >Krethle hits a button on his pad, and a somewhat low quality "Yippee!" plays.
- >https://youtu.be/s0E5Slqdo1M?si=tU_WvXKPNOZaq31T
- >"Yippee!" Krethle excitedly repeats.
- >Kris chuckles as Veth can't help but shake her head and crack a smile.
- >"Thank you dear."
- >Krethle excitedly begins to hit the button over and over again. "Yippee!"'s cutting into each other as the parents quickly tire of the sound.
- >Veth sighs again and turns around.
- >"Krethle."
- >"Yeah?"
- >"Let'th do quiet time for the rest of the car ride. Mkay? Your father needth to conthen-concentrate on driving."
- >The gray child gives her a confused look.
- >"What does consentray-eet mean?"
- >"It means he has to pay close attention and try really hard to drive. You can't distract him or we'll crash okay?"
- >"Kay..."
- >Veth gives her son a smile.
- >"Love you Krethle."
- >"Uh huh! Love you too Mommy!"
- >Veth sighs in relief as Krethle goes back to (now silently) playing on his playpad, leaning back in the passenger seat.
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