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  1. Memes.
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  3. Back in the old days, before the blackout, everyone had 'em. In every PC, in every browser, you'd find Pepes, Advice animals, Rage comics, Montage Parody's and all the inbetween, all the shades of the double-rainbow.
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  5. And then, you know, they became a bit harder to find.
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  7. It became obvious our society could simply not survive without the Dankest of influences that had shaped our culture. Memes weren't just memes anymore.
  8.  
  9. They were life.
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  11. I'm a spelunker. I dive into old PC's, laptops, desktops, you know...I search for the past.
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  13. But I also search for the memes.
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  15. The Meme-useum pays a lump sum to anyone who can bring 'em some good quality memes, so it's always worth looking out for 'em.
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  17. Sometimes it's hard. Entire days of searching hard drives, desktops and external storage software, only to come up empty.
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  19. But sometimes, you hit it big. You hit it real big.
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  21. I hit up my old grandpa's PC once. You wouldn't think he had anything, but oh boy I was wrong.
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  23. Turns out Grandpa was a 'channer. Lived for the meme, died by the meme.
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  25. When I opened that Rare Pepe folder... I knew I could retire happy. Loaded it onto to a flash drive, deleted the original (Standard practice, don't want nobody finding your old memes) and took off.
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  27. I didn't know I was being followed. The Memes I was carrying right then were the Dankest in the world...
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  29. And everybody wanted their hands on that.
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