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- Well, ya scallywags, here's the news.
- Tim Walz Booed Outside of Michigan-Minnnesota Football Game
- Gallup Poll: More Americans Identify as Republicans than Democrats
- Trump Slams Harris Border Visit After Years of 'Obliterating' US Border
- VIDEO: Trump Blasts Pelosi over Husband's Visa Stock Trades Before Lawsuit
- Vance Spox: Teamsters Members Know Workers Were 'Better Off' Under Trump
- Tulsi Gabbard: Kamala Harris Is 'Shameless' for Border Trip 'Photo Op'
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- Confirmed: Mass Murderer Nasrallah Dead
- Hezbollah Leader Killed in Israeli Strike
- Media Mourn
- What Next for Lebanon and the Region?
- FILE - Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah speaks during a rally to mark Jerusalem day, in B
- The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) declared Saturday, and Hezbollah confirmed, that terrorist mass murderer Hassan Nasrallah had been killed in an airstrike Friday evening in his headquarters deep under civilian buildings in Beirut.
- Confirmed: Mass Murderer Nasrallah Dead; Media Mourn, Biden Wants Ceasefire
- Confirmed: Mass Murderer Nasrallah Dead; Media Mourn, Biden Responds
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- Russian Strikes on Ukraine Medical Centre Leave at Least Nine Dead, Kyiv Says
- Russian Strikes on Ukraine Medical Centre Leave at Least Nine Dead
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- Poll: Taylor Swift’s Popularity Dropping After Kamala Endorsement
- Poll: Taylor Swift's Popularity Dropping After Kamala Endorsement
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- Emhoff: ‘Anti-Semitic’ Trump Is Putting a Target on the Backs of Jewish Americans
- Emhoff: Anti-Semitic Trump Putting Target On the Backs of Jewish People
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- Data Dump Shows 650,000 Migrant Criminals, Suspects Free in Biden-Harris’s America
- Data Dump Shows 425,000 Migrant Criminals Free in Biden-Harris USA
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- Biden Reacts to Nasrallah Death by Calling for Ceasefire Deals, Again
- Biden Reacts to Nasrallah Death by Calling for Ceasefire, Again
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- Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah transformed the militant group into a potent regional force
- Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah transformed the militant group into a potent regional force
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- VIDEO — ‘She Should Be Prosecuted’: Trump Blasts Pelosi over Husband’s Visa
- VIDEO: Trump Blasts Pelosi over Husband's Visa Stock Trades Before Lawsuit
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- Donald Trump Vows to Prosecute Google at ‘Maximum Levels’ for Election Interference
- Donald Trump Vows to Prosecute Google for Election Interference
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- Kamala Harris’s Approval Rating Hits Nearly 50%: ‘What Changed? The Media Coverage̵
- Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Hits Nearly 50%: 'What Changed?'
- Bongo Beater Arrested After Running Over White Schoolteacher and then Fleeing the Scene.
- The first thing you need to do when you recklessly crash your car, is run away from the scene.
- Monkey Gets Death Penalty After Killing His White Friend's Teenage Daughter.
- Ball of Pubes with a Negro Under it Arrested for Shooting up Greece Ridge Mall.
- Baton Rouge Nig Charged with Raping Multiple Kids in His Own Home.
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- Current threat: Vampires. 🧛🏻♂️
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- ISIS
- It's basically IRL D&D with no dice but all the faggotry. Their apocalyptic RPG is set in the 7th century and features realistic weapons like swords, stones, torches (and RPGs) which would be unsafe to use in a basement, so they play it outside in the desert where blood won't get on their mom's goatskin rugs. When they encounter non-player characters -- called apostates or infidels or kafir in their rulebook -- they will violently murder them because they are all angry virgins. Infidels can be identified by their lack of sand ninja cosplay. Their gamemaster is called a "Caliph."
- The "Islamic State" is the state of mind where you kill everyone who has a different state of mind. For example, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Pol Pot were all in the Islamic State at some point in their lives. Most serial killers, terrorists, and spree killers were also in the Islamic State at the time of their murders. Anders Behring Breivik is a recent textbook embodiment of the Islamic State. Recently Boko Haram reportedly "joined" the Islamic State, but their brains have always been in the Islamic State.
- (( GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN ))
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- Olivia de Havilland (1916–2020) was a British, American and French actress. A member of the de Havilland family, her younger sister was the Oscar-winning actress Joan Fontaine, with whom she had a noted rivalry well documented by the media. During her career, de Havilland appeared in 49 feature films. She first came to prominence with Errol Flynn as a screen couple in adventure films such as Captain Blood (1935). Departing from ingénue roles in the 1940s, she went on to win two Academy Awards for Best Actress, for her roles in To Each His Own (1946) and The Heiress (1949). She received honours in the United States, the United Kingdom and France, including appointments to the Légion d'honneur and the Order of the British Empire. At the time of her death, she was widely considered the last surviving major star from the Golden Age of Hollywood. This 1985 photograph of de Havilland was taken by the Polish-born American photographer Bernard Gotfryd.
- Photograph credit: Bernard Gotfryd
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- Well, I'm gonna go get back surgery and hopefully everything will go better than last time, that blasted negro doctor didn't know what he was doing, and made me have to get a hernia operation. He's the worst fucking doctor ever, even worse than Dr. Ni-- he who must not be named.
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