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  1. [15:34] * Drilfi_Pythia goes back to his tower.
  2. [15:34] <Mathmatt878> Drilfi, as you float back to your tower, towards the rubble, you see another of those strange-looking trolls, although slightly different.
  3. [15:34] <Mathmatt878> Lena, as you look around the rubble, you see some sort of grey alien wearing the same pyjamas you are floating towards you.
  4. [15:34] <Mathmatt878> (If you've seen what fjalla looks like, you recognize him as a troll)
  5. [15:35] <Lena> I fly over, waving my arms. "HELLO!!!!"
  6. [15:35] * Drilfi_Pythia pauses.
  7. [15:35] * Drilfi_Pythia shakes his head, then approaches this newcomer
  8. [15:36] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Hello?"
  9. [15:37] <Lena> "HI!" I hurry over and land on the rubble. "Lena! I'm Lena."
  10. [15:37] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Drilfi. Do, I, know you?"
  11. [15:38] <Lena> "Nope! But you're playing this game with me, so its about time."
  12. [15:38] <Lena> "About time we met, I mean"
  13. [15:38] <Lena> "You're a troll, right?"
  14. [15:38] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, am. Yes. And, you're... ?"
  15. [15:40] <Lena> "Human! Theres two of us humans here. I think. Probably."
  16. [15:41] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Human. I've, never heard of Them, I'm, afraid."
  17. [15:43] <Lena> "Well, its my first time meeting a troll in person too! Lots of great first times!" I hold out my hand
  18. [15:43] * Drilfi_Pythia shakes it.
  19. [15:43] <Drilfi_Pythia> "How, much do you know about this place?"
  20. [15:46] <Lena> "We're on Prospit's moon right now! That being Prospit." I motion over to the chain, and Prospit."
  21. [15:47] <Lena> ((random quotation mark there, sorry))
  22. [15:47] <Drilfi_Pythia> "And, are you aware of the murders that have been occuring to our coplayers?"
  23. [15:50] <Lena> "Murders?! What the fuck?!" I start to panic. "Konrad? Fjalla?"
  24. [15:51] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, don't know."
  25. [15:51] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Just, remain vigilant."
  26. [15:51] * Drilfi_Pythia hoists up his shotgun. "And, armed."
  27. [15:52] <Lena> "O-okay. That was sort of the plan already. But how do you know that people are being murdered?!"
  28. [15:53] <Drilfi_Pythia> "When, I, woke up Here, it was next to a body."
  29. [15:53] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Chained, in the hive of one of the natives."
  30. [15:54] <Lena> "Holy fuck, who was it?! What did they look like?!"
  31. [15:55] <Drilfi_Pythia> "A, Human, I, believe. Like, you. Female."
  32. [15:56] <Lena> I calm a little. "I don't know her. The only ones I've met are a guy named Konrad and some kind of royal troll lady. Fjalla."
  33. [15:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, know the latter. Somewhat."
  34. [15:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> "What, about Hrumet?"
  35. [15:57] <Lena> I shake my head
  36. [15:59] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, see. He, was a friend of mine before this all began."
  37. [15:59] * Drilfi_Pythia looks around. "Perhaps, we should continue this conversation inside?"
  38. [16:01] <Lena> "Of course, yeah." I fly up to my tower
  39. [16:01] * Drilfi_Pythia follows
  40. [16:01] <Mathmatt878> One think Drilfi notices is that there is now strangely a bridge connecting his church tower to Lena's apartment tower.
  41. [16:02] <Drilfi_Pythia> "... Huh."
  42. [16:02] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, was instructed to remain confined as much as possible. I, suspect the same rule would apply to you."
  43. [16:03] <Lena> "Oh! Dartsprite never told me that..."
  44. [16:03] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Who?"
  45. [16:05] <Lena> "My guide. Sprite. Thing."
  46. [16:05] <Lena> "He just sort of appeared when I first got here."
  47. [16:05] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Right, yes. I, understand."
  48. [16:05] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Mine, was there as well."
  49. [16:06] <Lena> "I guess it makes sense that we'd each have our own... Whats your land like?"
  50. [16:07] <Drilfi_Pythia> "It's... different."
  51. [16:07] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Right, Now, I'm, sleeping in a courtroom where people who sleep are sentenced to death. Or, something."
  52. [16:07] * Drilfi_Pythia blinks.
  53. [16:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> "All, of a Sudden, I'm, a lot more worried about the barricade I, blocked the doors with."
  54. [16:08] <Lena> "Then what the hell are you doing asleep?!"
  55. [16:08] <Lena> "Go!!"
  56. [16:08] <Mathmatt878> (and that crit failed perception roll, amiright?)
  57. [16:08] <Lena> ((jfc))
  58. [16:10] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Yes! Yes, Right, I..."
  59. [16:11] <Drilfi_Pythia> "... How, do I, go back?"
  60. [16:12] <Lena> "... I dont know."
  61. [16:12] <Lena> "Try going to sleep here?"
  62. [16:12] * Drilfi_Pythia shrugs. "Worth, a shot."
  63. [16:13] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Do, you have a recuperacoon?"
  64. [16:15] <Lena> "A recupa-what?"
  65. [16:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> "A, recuperacoon?"
  66. [16:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Never, mind. Time, is of the Essence, I, can go without."
  67. [16:15] <Lena> "I'm sorry, I... I have no idea what that is."
  68. [16:16] <Lena> "You can use my bed if you want?"
  69. [16:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> "What, in the world is that?"
  70. [16:16] <Lena> I dash over to the bed and fling myself on top of it
  71. [16:16] <Lena> "This!"
  72. [16:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> "... That."
  73. [16:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> "How, would that replace a recuperacoon?"
  74. [16:17] <Lena> "We use it to sleep?"
  75. [16:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> "That, doesn't make any sense. There's, no slime."
  76. [16:17] <Lena> "Why would you want slime in your bed?!"
  77. [16:17] <Lena> "What if you drown?!"
  78. [16:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> "To, keep your nightmares at bay?"
  79. [16:19] <Lena> "You have slime that keeps away nightmares?"
  80. [16:19] <Lena> "Thats so neat!!"
  81. [16:19] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Of, course. Do, you not?"
  82. [16:23] <Lena> "No! Just blankets and pillows."
  83. [16:23] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Strange."
  84. [16:24] * Drilfi_Pythia shakes his head. "We, really shouldn't be discussing the finer Points, though. I, suppose I, will just have to hope they aren't too bad."
  85. [16:24] <Lena> "I think you'll like it." I get up to give him room.
  86. [16:24] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Very, well."
  87. [16:25] * Drilfi_Pythia climbs onto the bed.
  88. [16:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "So... I, just sit on it?"
  89. [16:26] <Lena> "Yeah! Here, watch this." I lie down, wrap myself up in the covers and close my eyes. "Like this."
  90. [16:27] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Very, well."
  91. [16:27] * Drilfi_Pythia does the same.
  92. [16:27] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Aliens, are weird."
  93. [16:28] * Drilfi_Pythia attempts to fall asleep despite this laughably ridiculous sleeping arrangement.
  94. [16:29] <Mathmatt878> Roll... Let's say CON to help yourself from smiling at how absurd this all is.
  95. [16:29] == Kaiserbot[Dice] [~Kaiserbot@ec2-35-167-70-103.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com] has joined #RPGStuck_Kai
  96. [16:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+2
  97. [16:30] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
  98. [16:30] <Mathmatt878> You feel really silly, but manage to keep a semi-straight face.
  99. [16:31] <Mathmatt878> Assuming neither of you want to do anything else before falling asleep, we can end it here?
  100. [16:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> Wait
  101. [16:31] * Drilfi_Pythia gets up after a few seconds.
  102. [16:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Message, me when you arrive in the other world. saintlyAugur."
  103. [16:32] <Drilfi_Pythia> "An, ally there as well would be appreciable."
  104. [16:32] <Lena> "Gotcha"
  105. [16:33] <Lena> I add the handle on Pesterchum
  106. [16:33] * Drilfi_Pythia nods again, then returns to the silly lying-down-and-wrapped-in-covers-with-eyes-closed pose.
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