Why cable management is impossible

I'm going to ignore power cables here... there's too much. Just know I've got one single 2-port outlet with a 6-port surge protector and like 4 power strips coming out of that and like a 30 foot extension cable coming out of it running up to the two TVs

I'm going to try to list how everything is hooked up

SNES - HD Retrovision YPbPr - Component Splitter
Component Splitter Video - PVM
Component Splitter Audio - RCA L/R Audio Joiner - PVM
Component Splitter Video+Audio - USB3HDCAP - USB 3.0 Port - Laptop
Component Splitter Audio - Mixer ("hot swap" - this is my game line in, which I swap in/out when switching to a different source)
Component Splitter Audio+Video "Y" of YPbPr - Black and White TVs
SNES Controller Port - Pidge's input display device - Cirka SNES Controller PCB inside a SFC Controller shell with Japanspel rubber pads
Pidge's input display device - Laptop USB 2.0 Port
SNES uses SD2SNES

Gamecube - Offbrand SNES S-Video+Audio cable - Composite+S-Video Splitter
SVid Splitter - Video+Audio to big TV
SVid Splitter - Video+Audio to GV-USB2
SVid Splitter - RCA L/R - Mixer "hot swap" game line in
Gamecube Controller Port - Gamecube to SNES Controller convertor - SNES controller
Gamecube uses action replay disk to bootload into SD card for GBI (instead of GBP)
Gamecube is of course then sitting on top of the Gameboy Player hardware

Blue Yeti Microphone - monitor line - 3.5mm to XLR convertor cable (used to use extension cord here too!) - Mixer mic in port
Laptop 3.5mm - 3.5mm to RCA audio - Mixer 2-track line
Mixer Headphones - Headphones

Laptop - Ethernet
Laptop - Power
Laptop - VGA to 2nd Monitor
Laptop USB 3.0 - USB Hub
Laptop USB 2.0 - Phone Charger (2)
Laptop USB 3.0 - External Hard Drive (PB Video backups, need to unplug USB3HDCAP for this to happen)

USB Hub - Mixer power
USB Hub - Mouse
USB Hub - Keyboard
USB Hub - Microphone USB power + line
USB Hub - External webcam (for "TV View")
USB Hub - USB-B-Mini to SD2SNES

House 4 security cameras - DVR - VGA to cheap monitor
DVR - House camera mouse

On top of all this, the whole setup is in a way where if I'm playing a retro game I face the TVs (to the right of the laptop) into the "TV camera" and then into the laptop camera for a PC game. This requires that the setup work with those 2 different orientations and I have a mic stand that is adjusted to work in both positions without readjusting (I just need to untangle it and actually move the dang thing)