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- This is gonna be tough.
- 2
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- Um... my sister
- means a lot to me.
- 3
- 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:42,141
- I feel incredibly lucky
- and blessed to have you
- 4
- 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,777
- not only as my daughter
- but as my very best friend.
- 5
- 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,445
- Oh.
- 6
- 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,614
- While Devery
- was growing up, many doubted
- 7
- 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,382
- that the words "Devery"
- and "wedding"...
- 8
- 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,453
- ...would ever be used
- simultaneously.
- 9
- 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,124
- If there's one important lesson
- my parents have taught me
- 10
- 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:01,493
- to a great life
- and a happy marriage,
- 11
- 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,762
- it's to always have a drink
- in your hand.
- 12
- 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,067
- And since Seth is
- one of my best friends
- 13
- 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,235
- and you just embarrassed Seth,
- 14
- 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,738
- I got his back, and I'm about to
- embarrass Jillian.
- 15
- 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,375
- And I saw Camille laugh,
- then I knew you were the one.
- 16
- 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,078
- God bless you both.
- I love you.
- 17
- 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,080
- I would like to propose a toast.
- 18
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- - Raise your glasses.
- - Cheers.
- 19
- 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,416
- Cheers.
- 20
- 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,451
- Cheers.
- 21
- 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,224
- So...
- 22
- 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,260
- here you are... getting married.
- 23
- 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,462
- Ugh.
- 24
- 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,365
- You always said
- I'd be the first to go,
- 25
- 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,669
- but... I guess this makes sense.
- 26
- 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:47,106
- It's just like the sleepovers
- we used to have.
- 27
- 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,674
- We were young...
- 28
- 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,509
- - but we were kings.
- - Ben.
- 29
- 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,778
- A group of guys trying to
- stay up as late as we could.
- 30
- 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,280
- Nothing could make us surrender
- our freedom.
- 31
- 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,315
- - Ben.
- - Yes. Alice.
- 32
- 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,117
- Sorry, but I have a question.
- 33
- 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,119
- Why is this whole thing
- about sleeping children?
- 34
- 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,787
- It's an allegory.
- Can you just let me finish?
- 35
- 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,790
- Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory,
- then this is amazing.
- 36
- 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,191
- You promised
- you'd be supportive.
- 37
- 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,726
- I am! I just told you it's
- amazing.
- 38
- 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,495
- Keep going.
- 39
- 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,865
- See, there are a couple
- of phases to every sleepover.
- 40
- 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:14,833
- First there's the beginning
- of the night,
- 41
- 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,435
- when everything's perfect
- 42
- 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,437
- and it seems like no one's
- ever going to bed.
- 43
- 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,707
- Then a few guys pass out,
- and everyone makes fun of them
- 44
- 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,275
- for being weak and soft.
- 45
- 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:24,877
- - Soft?
- - Okay.
- 46
- 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:29,214
- But slowly, the rest pass out,
- and before you know it,
- 47
- 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:32,885
- it's down to you
- and one other person.
- 48
- 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:35,687
- That was always me and Matt.
- 49
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- Brothers in arms.
- 50
- 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,259
- Well, that was fuckin' weird.
- 51
- 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,693
- All right.
- The speech is good.
- 52
- 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,663
- - You're just being a dick.
- - Um, I'm sorry, Ben.
- 53
- 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,299
- Do you know
- what a best-man's speech is?
- 54
- 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:50,903
- It is one man's heartfelt truth
- spoken publicly to another man
- 55
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- who happens to be
- getting married
- 56
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- and leaving me behind forever.
- 57
- 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,308
- - Eesh.
- - I'm fine.
- 58
- 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,809
- - Yeah?
- - I know how that sounded.
- 59
- 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,444
- I'm fine.
- I'm happy for Matt.
- 60
- 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,446
- - Clearly.
- - No, I-I really am.
- 61
- 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:04,183
- And plus, I got someone
- to look forward to.
- 62
- 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:05,517
- Jess Ramsey's in the house
- tonight.
- 63
- 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,785
- Who?
- 64
- 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,555
- Jess Ramsey.
- You know who she is.
- 65
- 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,723
- Remember she came to visit
- our dorm freshman year?
- 66
- 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,625
- She almost spent the night
- in my room.
- 67
- 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,527
- We did that play in high school
- where we had to kiss,
- 68
- 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,696
- but then, at the after-party,
- we actually kissed.
- 69
- 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,198
- I'm really sorry, Ben.
- 70
- 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,666
- I must have cleared out
- the memory of her
- 71
- 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,201
- to make space
- for something else.
- 72
- 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,603
- - Okay. This has been great.
- - I agree.
- 73
- 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,772
- But I think it's time for you
- to go back to your room.
- 74
- 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,207
- I don't like my room.
- 75
- 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:29,508
- I got to get
- to my best-man duties.
- 76
- 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,276
- - Come on.
- - Duties? What duties?
- 77
- 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,278
- Pictures, mingling.
- There's a lot of mingling.
- 78
- 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,314
- - Well, I've got zero duties.
- - Come on.
- 79
- 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,648
- Ben, I'm trying to help you,
- okay?
- 80
- 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,384
- A wedding speech
- is just making people laugh.
- 81
- 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,886
- This Ramsey girl
- doesn't want to hear
- 82
- 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,255
- your weird, jealous sendoff
- for Matt.
- 83
- 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:44,890
- I'm not jealous.
- 84
- 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,892
- You're a little jelly.
- 85
- 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,727
- You're a little jellybean.
- Boop-boop-beep.
- 86
- 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,462
- Okay.
- Bye, Alice.
- 87
- 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,630
- Okay. Bye.
- 88
- 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,998
- Your speech sucked.
- 89
- 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,434
- Just tell them a funny story.
- 90
- 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,769
- You'll thank me later.
- 91
- 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,638
- Fuck.
- 92
- 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,909
- But somehow Amanda still thought
- Matt was attractive after that.
- 93
- 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:10,449
- So I'd like to raise a glass...
- 94
- 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,885
- ...to Matt and Amanda.
- 95
- 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,887
- I love you guys so much.
- Congratulations.
- 96
- 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,994
- - Great speech.
- - Thank you. Appreciate it.
- 97
- 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,863
- Dude, get over here.
- That was amazing.
- 98
- 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,665
- - Thank you so much!
- - You liked it? You liked it?
- 99
- 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,333
- - Loved it.
- - Oh, good.
- 100
- 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,601
- That was so good, Ben!
- 101
- 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,936
- - Thank you.
- - Oh, my God. Of course.
- 102
- 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,437
- Oh, it was so good.
- 103
- 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,406
- I can't believe you told
- the hot dog story.
- 104
- 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,707
- I had to tell it.
- 105
- 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,609
- I'm sure Bubbe loved
- the hot dog story.
- 106
- 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,311
- - I think she kind of did.
- - She had to hear it.
- 107
- 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:40,879
- - Maybe?
- - All right.
- 108
- 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,948
- Let's get that bride and groom
- out on the dance floor.
- 109
- 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,816
- We'll see you in a second.
- 110
- 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,519
- Yes. Go. Go.
- Have fun.
- 111
- 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,894
- - Oh. Thanks, guy.
- - Dude, great speech.
- 112
- 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,563
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- 113
- 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:01,366
- There he is.
- Best speech of the night.
- 114
- 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:02,901
- Yeah.
- Thanks, guys, really.
- 115
- 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,569
- Oh!
- 116
- 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,805
- Looks like it wasn't
- such a bad speech after all.
- 117
- 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,941
- You changed the whole thing
- 'cause of me.
- 118
- 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,610
- I saved the speech.
- 119
- 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,879
- I'm a hero.
- Mm.
- 120
- 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,782
- Did you get blackout
- while I was up there?
- 121
- 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,984
- Did you get blackout
- when you were up there?
- 122
- 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:19,985
- Fucking hell.
- 123
- 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,087
- Ben, that was so good.
- 124
- 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,422
- Oh, my God.
- Thanks, Kelly.
- 125
- 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,490
- - It was so sweet.
- - Really? It was?
- 126
- 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,858
- Okay.
- 127
- 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,704
- Whoo. Watch out.
- 128
- 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,107
- Alice.
- 129
- 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,109
- You're dancing all alone
- over here.
- 130
- 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:47,412
- That's the name of my new book.
- 131
- 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,613
- Hey. Hey.
- I know.
- 132
- 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,415
- I have been so completely
- wrapped up
- 133
- 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,050
- in all this wedding shit.
- 134
- 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,618
- I was meaning to call you.
- But I heard about you and Nate.
- 135
- 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,487
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Oh, fine.
- 136
- 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,522
- Let's not talk about it here.
- 137
- 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,858
- Oh, my God.
- Anne! My God!
- 138
- 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,693
- Congratulations!
- 139
- 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,961
- Ben King!
- 140
- 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,496
- Jess Ramsey.
- 141
- 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,465
- I have been trying
- to talk to you all night.
- 142
- 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,733
- Here's the thing.
- 143
- 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,368
- I'm the best man,
- so I'm a little busy.
- 144
- 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:12,137
- - I have a lot going on.
- - I noticed. I did.
- 145
- 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,806
- - And the speech was so good.
- - Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- 146
- 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,942
- Yeah, thanks.
- Took us forever to write it.
- 147
- 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,577
- - Oh, you helped with the speech?
- - Yeah.
- 148
- 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,379
- - No.
- - Just the good parts, though.
- 149
- 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,848
- The pedophilia shit
- was all this guy.
- 150
- 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,751
- Alice, I think there's another
- dance floor in the basement.
- 151
- 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,085
- What?
- 152
- 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,620
- There's another dance floor
- in the basement.
- 153
- 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,988
- You should go find it.
- 154
- 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,124
- You're a bad person.
- 155
- 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,827
- Is that your girlfriend?
- 156
- 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,662
- Her? N-No.
- No. That's just Alice.
- 157
- 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,664
- She's my friend from college.
- 158
- 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,700
- We're gonna
- slow things down here.
- 159
- 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,602
- Uh, shall we?
- 160
- 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,504
- Oh.
- Sure.
- 161
- 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,006
- I got to warn you,
- I got some pretty great moves.
- 162
- 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,910
- - How you been?
- - Good. I've been good.
- 163
- 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,812
- You know, it's wedding season,
- so I've been kind of --
- 164
- 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,614
- Depressed?
- Totally.
- 165
- 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,149
- I was gonna say busy.
- 166
- 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:59,050
- Yes. Busy. Busy is the word.
- 167
- 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,719
- - Yeah.
- - Ben!
- 168
- 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,888
- Ben!
- 169
- 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,156
- Oh.
- 170
- 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,591
- Looks like Alice found
- a new boyfriend.
- 171
- 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,661
- Ben, come touch this kid's arm.
- He's so soft.
- 172
- 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,497
- She's not usually like this.
- She's going through a breakup.
- 173
- 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,467
- Is she okay?
- I mean, should you go help her?
- 174
- 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,436
- Um, I-I think she's fine.
- 175
- 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,970
- Ben, come touch him!
- 176
- 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,039
- Oh, my God.
- It's gorgeous out here.
- 177
- 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,008
- - Yeah.
- - I thought the inside was great.
- 178
- 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,976
- Then I saw the outside
- and I'm like,
- 179
- 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,678
- "What have I been doing inside?"
- 180
- 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,946
- It's fantastic.
- 181
- 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,482
- Are you sure
- Alice is gonna be okay?
- 182
- 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,818
- Yeah, yeah. She got in
- the shuttle back to the hotel.
- 183
- 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,821
- As long as she can make her way
- to her room, she should be fine.
- 184
- 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,823
- I feel like that might be
- a challenge for her.
- 185
- 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,792
- Oh, it's definitely
- up for grabs. Yes.
- 186
- 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,594
- You totally could have stayed
- with her.
- 187
- 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,463
- I'm just gonna get a car
- and head home.
- 188
- 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,965
- No, no, no. I mean, I feel like
- I so rarely get to see you.
- 189
- 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,700
- This was so great
- to just catch up.
- 190
- 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,135
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 191
- 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,870
- Alice and I, we're not even
- really that close.
- 192
- 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,905
- She just needs a shoulder
- to cry on right now.
- 193
- 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,607
- And you get to be
- the lucky shoulder.
- 194
- 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,845
- Yeah. I feel really, um,
- blessed and honored.
- 195
- 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,481
- That's one of the many gifts
- of being at the singles' table.
- 196
- 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:05,484
- You get all the singles
- that come with it.
- 197
- 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,252
- Yeah. It sounds like you need
- a new table.
- 198
- 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,521
- Well, you got to be
- in a relationship for that.
- 199
- 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,889
- That can't be a problem for you.
- 200
- 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,158
- You're cute and charming
- and funny.
- 201
- 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,160
- - Go on.
- - Oh, stop.
- 202
- 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,964
- - Oh, my God.
- - Oh, God. Oh, uh...
- 203
- 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,565
- I'm s-- Was that --
- 204
- 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:21,800
- Did I--
- What just happened?
- 205
- 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,034
- Did I just do something
- horrible?
- 206
- 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,970
- It's okay.
- Just, um, I'm engaged.
- 207
- 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:28,840
- Jesus. I... Okay.
- Was that there the whole time?
- 208
- 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,242
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 209
- 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:31,977
- I guess I got to start
- looking out for those.
- 210
- 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,612
- Um, I'm so sorry.
- 211
- 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:34,779
- - I had no idea.
- - It's okay.
- 212
- 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,281
- Uh, I should get a car, though,
- 213
- 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,650
- 'cause I have this crazy day
- tomorrow and I need to...
- 214
- 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,886
- Yeah. Yeah.
- For sure.
- 215
- 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,723
- It was so nice seeing you,
- though.
- 216
- 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,192
- Yeah! Yeah. This, um, this --
- this was great.
- 217
- 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,226
- - Yep.
- - Yeah.
- 218
- 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,529
- - Oh.
- - Okay.
- 219
- 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,831
- Well...
- 220
- 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,267
- - Yeah. Bye, Jess. See ya.
- - Bye, Ben.
- 221
- 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,242
- Oh, fuck, yeah.
- 222
- 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,981
- Oh, God. Oh.
- 223
- 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,816
- What are you doing?
- 224
- 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,319
- I'm catching up
- on old episodes of "Bones."
- 225
- 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,122
- - Oh, fuck!
- - How did you get in here?
- 226
- 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,758
- I stole one of your key cards
- this morning.
- 227
- 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,127
- Well, that's just
- a huge violation of privacy.
- 228
- 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,695
- I'm sorry!
- 229
- 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,096
- Yeah.
- 230
- 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,332
- How'd it go with blondie?
- 231
- 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,767
- I ate shit.
- 232
- 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,970
- Went in for the kiss.
- Did not go well.
- 233
- 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:35,206
- Apparently, she's engaged,
- because of course she is.
- 234
- 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,709
- Though I feel a little led on
- 235
- 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,879
- 'cause she touches me a lot
- for someone with a fiancé.
- 236
- 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,249
- Whoa, whoa.
- Hey, hey.
- 237
- 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,283
- Hey.
- 238
- 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,119
- All right?
- 239
- 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,321
- What's wrong?
- 240
- 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,325
- Is this a Nate thing?
- 241
- 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,760
- No, it's not a Nate thing!
- God!
- 242
- 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,629
- Okay, okay.
- 243
- 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:01,266
- It's just why does everyone
- have to get married now?
- 244
- 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,134
- So it is a Nate thing.
- 245
- 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,371
- My little sister's
- getting married before me.
- 246
- 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,673
- And I have four more to do
- this year.
- 247
- 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,874
- Four!
- 248
- 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,976
- Yeah.
- 249
- 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,811
- I got you beat.
- 250
- 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,613
- Six.
- 251
- 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,016
- I feel like once everybody
- saw 30 on the horizon,
- 252
- 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,951
- they were like, "Hey, guys.
- 253
- 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,188
- Um, you know what?
- I would like to get engaged."
- 254
- 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,390
- - Hey, Ben?
- - Here.
- 255
- 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,759
- Will you come to Jason
- and Sarah's wedding with me
- 256
- 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,127
- next weekend?
- 257
- 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,830
- Alice, I'm not looking to go
- to more of these.
- 258
- 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,898
- I already told them
- I was bringing someone
- 259
- 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,266
- when Nate and I
- were still together,
- 260
- 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:38,203
- and I really don't want to go
- alone.
- 261
- 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,807
- There's gonna be
- a lot of cute girls there.
- 262
- 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,009
- You might meet someone,
- 263
- 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,144
- someone even better
- than Jen Rimbly.
- 264
- 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,813
- Jess Ramsey, but yeah,
- I hear you.
- 265
- 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,348
- Please.
- 266
- 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,283
- Please, Ben.
- 267
- 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,955
- I promise you're gonna meet
- someone,
- 268
- 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,423
- and if you don't,
- 269
- 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,959
- I will pay someone
- to take care of you.
- 270
- 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,394
- No.
- No deal.
- 271
- 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,995
- So we have a deal.
- 272
- 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,935
- Oh.
- 273
- 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,104
- Oh, shit. Um, okay.
- 274
- 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,139
- Here. Here. Here.
- 275
- 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,210
- Okay.
- Okay.
- 276
- 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,150
- You're okay.
- 277
- 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,251
- Hey.
- 278
- 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,387
- Alice.
- 279
- 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,955
- Aah!
- 280
- 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,091
- - You're home.
- - What the fuck?
- 281
- 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:10,028
- You're such an asshole.
- 282
- 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:13,364
- ♪ Every night I'm down ♪
- 283
- 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,000
- - Bye.
- - ♪ Got my face on the floor ♪
- 284
- 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,371
- ♪ Where there once was sound ♪
- 285
- 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,974
- ♪ There isn't anymore ♪
- 286
- 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:27,212
- ♪ Now you're falling through ♪
- 287
- 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,749
- ♪ The leak in your pool ♪
- 288
- 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,853
- ♪ I can see the stars ♪
- 289
- 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,955
- ♪ Spinning over you ♪
- 290
- 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,023
- ♪ And falling too ♪
- 291
- 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,972
- Y'ello. What's up, T.J.?
- 292
- 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,474
- How are you, man?
- Um, listen.
- 293
- 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,042
- I was wondering.
- 294
- 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,345
- You and me tonight,
- going out like old times.
- 295
- 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,080
- What do you think?
- 296
- 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,150
- ♪ I was once a young man,
- but I'm not anymore ♪
- 297
- 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,985
- Wait. Wait. What?
- 298
- 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,286
- That's crazy!
- 299
- 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,222
- Since when are you
- in a relationship, dude?
- 300
- 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,191
- With -- With Dry Lips?
- 301
- 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,960
- No. You called her that, man.
- 302
- 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,996
- ♪ I can see the stars ♪
- 303
- 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,331
- All right. Well, cool.
- Let's chill soon, huh?
- 304
- 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,134
- Later.
- 305
- 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,273
- Fuck. Fuck.
- Fuck!
- 306
- 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,488
- Hey, Dad.
- Uh, are you free tomorrow?
- 307
- 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,924
- You want to meet up
- in the morning?
- 308
- 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,493
- Yeah, 7:00, uh, 7:00 works.
- 309
- 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,286
- Dad, you here?
- 310
- 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,356
- Stranger! Stranger!
- 311
- 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,291
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
- 312
- 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,526
- - Stranger! Stranger!
- - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 313
- 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,161
- I'm not -- I'm not a stranger.
- 314
- 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,596
- Boys, boys, boys, boys!
- 315
- 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,164
- - Hey.
- - Mom, a stranger.
- 316
- 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,032
- No, it's Ben. You know Ben.
- 317
- 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,200
- - Hi, Ben.
- - Hi, Gina.
- 318
- 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,635
- Come here, sweetie.
- Come on.
- 319
- 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,937
- Sorry. We had a little
- sleepover last night.
- 320
- 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,873
- Chuck!
- You know what?
- 321
- 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,241
- Your dad should be down
- in a minute.
- 322
- 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,243
- - He's a stranger.
- - He is not a stranger.
- 323
- 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,311
- Come on, boys.
- We're gonna get some naps today.
- 324
- 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,913
- Um, Ben, it was good to see you.
- 325
- 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,481
- - Good to see you, too, Gina.
- - Guys, come on.
- 326
- 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,049
- Let's not hit Mommy
- with the duck, okay?
- 327
- 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,517
- Dad?
- 328
- 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,487
- All right.
- Get ready for the magic.
- 329
- 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,160
- Am I on the green?
- 330
- 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,028
- No.
- 331
- 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,429
- Are you lying?
- 332
- 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,598
- Yeah, Dad, I'm lying.
- 333
- 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,668
- Oh, drat.
- 334
- 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,637
- Don't say "drat."
- You're not 100.
- 335
- 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,406
- I like "drat."
- It feels classic.
- 336
- 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,041
- Oh.
- 337
- 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,409
- - My God.
- - How's work?
- 338
- 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,512
- Yeah. It's, uh, it's fine.
- It's not great.
- 339
- 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,514
- Honestly, I'm thinking
- of moving on to something else,
- 340
- 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,050
- maybe getting into teaching,
- maybe writing.
- 341
- 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,419
- - Maybe astronaut?
- - Okay.
- 342
- 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,388
- I just don't think my heart's
- in this anymore, you know?
- 343
- 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,690
- I miss the days when we were
- just a scrappy start-up.
- 344
- 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,392
- It's a job.
- 345
- 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,228
- What is it with you young people
- having to love your work?
- 346
- 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,664
- I don't have to love my work.
- It's just -- I don't know.
- 347
- 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,233
- It'd be great if I wasn't
- miserable while I was there.
- 348
- 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,002
- Sometimes I wonder how you got
- so picky.
- 349
- 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,704
- You spoiled me?
- 350
- 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,974
- So it seems like Gina's
- been staying over a lot lately.
- 351
- 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,310
- Yeah.
- That's getting pretty serious.
- 352
- 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,678
- Oh.
- 353
- 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,347
- - We are horrible today.
- - Yeah.
- 354
- 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,416
- What's uh,
- what's "pretty serious" mean?
- 355
- 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,618
- Well, I just proposed to her.
- 356
- 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,586
- What?
- 357
- 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,288
- Yeah. We're getting married
- end of October.
- 358
- 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,023
- Jesus Christ!
- 359
- 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,625
- When were you gonna tell me?
- 360
- 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,293
- Now.
- This is it -- me telling you.
- 361
- 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,128
- Dad, Gina's like half your age.
- 362
- 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,630
- So?
- She makes me happy, Ben.
- 363
- 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,465
- Yeah.
- So did Mom once.
- 364
- 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,502
- Yeah, and we gave it
- our best shot for 16 years.
- 365
- 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,339
- Dad, I-I just feel like
- maybe marriage...
- 366
- 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,007
- isn't your thing, you know?
- 367
- 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,643
- I mean, you've already had two
- that have failed.
- 368
- 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,645
- I don't view either of them
- as failures.
- 369
- 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,182
- I'm just asking you...
- to pace yourself
- 370
- 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,284
- so you don't make the
- same mistakes you have before.
- 371
- 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,287
- Gina would like to get to know
- you over dinner this weekend.
- 372
- 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,256
- All of us.
- I'd like you to come by.
- 373
- 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,993
- You know what?
- I-I actually can't.
- 374
- 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,261
- I told a friend
- I'd go to a wedding with her.
- 375
- 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,997
- Maybe next weekend?
- 376
- 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,765
- Yeah.
- We'll see.
- 377
- 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,370
- I know. It's -- I know.
- I got it. I got it.
- 378
- 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,039
- So Sarah may not know
- how to jet ski...
- 379
- 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,677
- ...but she's a pretty good
- little sister.
- 380
- 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,047
- Anyway, the question
- will always remain --
- 381
- 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,415
- Which came first,
- 382
- 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:01,152
- Jason's proposal...
- or Sarah's pregnancy?
- 383
- 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,621
- Real chicken-or-the-egg
- situation there.
- 384
- 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,458
- But we're all, uh, super excited
- 385
- 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,193
- to have a ba--
- new baby in the family.
- 386
- 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,130
- So... congrats, you guys.
- 387
- 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,636
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
- doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
- 388
- 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,772
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
- doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
- 389
- 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,507
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
- doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
- 390
- 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,075
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
- 391
- 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,377
- Nate took all the books
- when he moved out.
- 392
- 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,046
- Like what?
- Like I don't read?
- 393
- 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,313
- You don't read.
- 394
- 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,748
- It's like he doesn't think
- I'm smart,
- 395
- 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,084
- like he's the reader.
- 396
- 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,652
- Oh.
- And I didn't tell you.
- 397
- 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,387
- He's fucking somebody else.
- 398
- 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,822
- He is?
- 399
- 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,658
- He's fucking Shaina
- from accounting.
- 400
- 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,327
- God.
- How do you not just fire her?
- 401
- 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,396
- I should!
- I should fucking fire her.
- 402
- 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,231
- Do it.
- Put her on the streets!
- 403
- 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,769
- You promised me you'd
- introduce me to someone here,
- 404
- 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,338
- but I haven't had
- a single meet-cute.
- 405
- 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,340
- What is a meet-cute?
- 406
- 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,109
- It's like when two people
- meet each other
- 407
- 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,710
- and they instantly fall in love,
- 408
- 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,847
- like when you reach for the same
- cereal at the grocery store
- 409
- 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,482
- and it's adorable,
- and you're like, "Oh, my God.
- 410
- 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,150
- You like Lucky Charms, too?
- That's amazing.
- 411
- 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,518
- I'm Ben, by the way."
- 412
- 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,353
- - ♪ Goodbye ♪
- - Wow.
- 413
- 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,289
- Okay.
- All right.
- 414
- 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,723
- How about that girl?
- 415
- 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,193
- She looks like she likes cereal.
- 416
- 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,527
- Uh, yeah.
- 417
- 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,728
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah, I'm down.
- 418
- 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,130
- All right.
- Good luck.
- 419
- 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,132
- Oh, my God.
- 420
- 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,366
- Sorry.
- 421
- 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,868
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, I'm good.
- 422
- 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,704
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's -- That was my friend.
- 423
- 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,206
- She has a social disorder.
- 424
- 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,209
- I think I feel a connection
- happening!
- 425
- 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,211
- She's funny.
- 426
- 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,246
- No. No, no, no.
- She is not.
- 427
- 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,848
- - I'm Ben.
- - Hi. I'm Kara.
- 428
- 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,785
- Hi. Uh, how do you know
- Jason and Sarah?
- 429
- 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,688
- Yo.
- 430
- 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,257
- Hey.
- How'd it go?
- 431
- 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,392
- Got a number, baby.
- 432
- 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,162
- Yeah, baby. You're welcome.
- 433
- 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,265
- Totally microwaved
- that hot meet-cute.
- 434
- 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,503
- Yeah.
- I hate to say it, but thank you.
- 435
- 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,708
- You know... we could, actually,
- like, do this
- 436
- 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,243
- for all the weddings.
- 437
- 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,377
- Do what?
- 438
- 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:10,148
- I take you, you take me.
- Win-win.
- 439
- 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,384
- You're suggesting doubling down
- on weddings?
- 440
- 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,886
- - Like, on purpose?
- - No.
- 441
- 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,420
- I'm suggesting teaming up
- 442
- 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,356
- to take on the love marathon
- together --
- 443
- 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,491
- just like gang-bang it.
- 444
- 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,326
- That's 10 weddings between us.
- 445
- 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,195
- And I got some rough ones
- coming up.
- 446
- 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,398
- Come on. How else are you gonna
- find single girls like that?
- 447
- 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,400
- You know,
- I actually do just fine
- 448
- 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,869
- without you body-checking me
- into women.
- 449
- 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,337
- - Ben.
- - Yeah.
- 450
- 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,640
- Ben, this is actually
- a great idea.
- 451
- 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,874
- - Oh, is it?
- - Yeah.
- 452
- 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,576
- What just happened --
- 453
- 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,578
- that is proof that I can close
- for you, buddy.
- 454
- 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,213
- Oh, you're right here.
- 455
- 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,215
- - Yeah.
- - Okay. A little bit of space?
- 456
- 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,317
- I'm gonna tee it up for you
- with the ladies.
- 457
- 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,852
- I'll be your wingman.
- 458
- 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,255
- I'll set you up so you can do
- your thing, you know?
- 459
- 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,824
- What is happening here?
- 460
- 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,361
- This is you...
- getting pounded by a pussy.
- 461
- 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,896
- Jesus Christ.
- 462
- 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,299
- - You know, Alice...
- - What?
- 463
- 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,900
- ...as enticing as that sounds,
- 464
- 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,403
- I'm not really looking to go
- around just banging bridesmaids.
- 465
- 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,205
- I know.
- I'm not saying that.
- 466
- 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,974
- This is about exposure
- to relationship opportunities.
- 467
- 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,576
- Move.
- 468
- 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,344
- Your wingmen are gone.
- 469
- 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,712
- W-What are you gonna do?
- 470
- 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,581
- You gonna hit the club solo
- 471
- 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,384
- after pounding vodka Red Bulls
- in your apartment by yourself?
- 472
- 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,321
- Ooh.
- That is bleak, man.
- 473
- 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,722
- Why do you want this so much?
- 474
- 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,225
- 'Cause...
- 475
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,994
- Ben, this is gonna be so much
- worse if we do it on our own.
- 476
- 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,363
- We'll be stuck
- at singles' tables
- 477
- 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:37,735
- and shelling out for hotel rooms
- to sleep in -- alone.
- 478
- 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,571
- At least I'd have a bed
- to myself.
- 479
- 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,673
- - Oh, my God. Come on.
- - I'd rather not share.
- 480
- 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,976
- I share beds with my girlfriends
- all the time.
- 481
- 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,745
- Well, I'm not a girl, Alice.
- I'm a full-blown man.
- 482
- 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,915
- A full-blown --
- 483
- 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,617
- I'm not going
- to any more weddings with you.
- 484
- 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,919
- - No!
- - Go to bed.
- 485
- 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,322
- I'm not tired.
- 486
- 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,967
- What are you doing?
- You're on my side.
- 487
- 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,602
- - I just want to cuddle.
- - No.
- 488
- 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,803
- No cuddling.
- 489
- 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,705
- What?
- You don't like cuddling?
- 490
- 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,940
- I love cuddling.
- 491
- 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,042
- I just don't want to cuddle
- with you.
- 492
- 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,846
- No. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Line.
- 493
- 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,481
- Line of demarcation right here,
- 494
- 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,016
- right down the middle
- of the bed.
- 495
- 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:27,451
- You cross this line,
- you're entering foreign airspace
- 496
- 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,719
- and you'll be shot
- out of the sky.
- 497
- 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,388
- It's just cuddling.
- 498
- 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,789
- No.
- 499
- 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,990
- No way. No.
- 500
- 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,792
- - Not fair.
- - Not fair?
- 501
- 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,594
- If I get a boner, you'll think
- I think you're attractive,
- 502
- 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,795
- and you'll never let me
- live that down.
- 503
- 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,497
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
- 504
- 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,799
- I promise I won't read
- any subtext into your boner.
- 505
- 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,534
- - You're gonna read the boner.
- - I'm not.
- 506
- 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,069
- Well, let's say I don't get
- a boner
- 507
- 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,904
- and you can't fall asleep
- 508
- 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,773
- because my flaccid penis
- is making you feel ugly.
- 509
- 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,076
- Jesus. Are you always
- this big of a spaz in bed?
- 510
- 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:56,380
- No. I just -- I just don't
- want to cuddle with you, okay?
- 511
- 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,482
- Cuddling doesn't have to be
- sexual.
- 512
- 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,384
- It can be about feeling close
- to someone.
- 513
- 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,754
- I feel close enough to you
- over here.
- 514
- 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,360
- What if I'm big spoon?
- 515
- 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,828
- No. No.
- No.
- 516
- 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,597
- You're not cradling my body.
- That's horrifying.
- 517
- 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,734
- What about tickle scratching?
- 518
- 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,036
- What the fuck
- is tickle scratching?
- 519
- 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:23,007
- We, like -- We scratch each
- other's backs in a gentle way,
- 520
- 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,408
- but it's not weird.
- 521
- 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,710
- It's like...
- 522
- 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,712
- What?
- 523
- 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,381
- Oh, God damn it.
- 524
- 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,459
- Alice.
- 525
- 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,927
- What?
- 526
- 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,596
- I'll do the wedding thing
- with you.
- 527
- 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,532
- Really?
- 528
- 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,534
- Yeah.
- 529
- 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,703
- Thank you, thank you, thank you!
- 530
- 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,005
- Oh.
- Okay.
- 531
- 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,541
- Ben?
- 532
- 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,676
- Yeah.
- 533
- 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,911
- - Can you feel my boner?
- - No.
- 534
- 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,781
- Um, Paul...
- 535
- 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,783
- Oh, God.
- Great times.
- 536
- 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,953
- Paul, remember the late-night
- taco trips in college?
- 537
- 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,922
- We used to --
- I don't know if you guys know.
- 538
- 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:15,659
- We used to go -- We used to walk
- through the drive-through
- 539
- 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:21,699
- and, like, uh, and order...
- all of these tacos.
- 540
- 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,802
- Uh... you know?
- 541
- 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,805
- Uh... Sorry.
- 542
- 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:30,741
- I lost my place.
- 543
- 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,711
- Oh, one second.
- 544
- 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,692
- Ugh.
- 545
- 00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,027
- What is that smell?
- 546
- 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,929
- I tried to warn you.
- 547
- 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,064
- And look at this.
- It's got two beds.
- 548
- 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,434
- My dear, look at this.
- 549
- 00:23:56,436 --> 00:24:00,438
- Two whole beds
- for two human adults.
- 550
- 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,575
- Yeah.
- Yeah, this chateau is marvelous.
- 551
- 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,444
- - Benjy --
- - What is this voice?
- 552
- 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,578
- - What is it?
- - It's Australian.
- 553
- 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,013
- - Is it?
- - Yeah.
- 554
- 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:13,484
- Do you join me for some caviar
- on the veranda.
- 555
- 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:14,718
- Whatever.
- 556
- 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,920
- This place is fucking
- disgusting.
- 557
- 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,455
- I'm gonna change
- and go to the pool.
- 558
- 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,023
- Okay.
- 559
- 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:25,896
- Hey, man.
- 560
- 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,532
- Okay.
- 561
- 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,034
- Joshua.
- 562
- 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,969
- Joshua, will you not do that,
- please?
- 563
- 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,138
- You freak people out
- when you do that.
- 564
- 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,073
- That little fucker's
- gonna kill someone someday.
- 565
- 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,608
- I just know it.
- 566
- 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,710
- You know, the other day,
- he asked me for my teeth
- 567
- 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,011
- so that he could eat them.
- 568
- 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,116
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean to laugh.
- 569
- 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,852
- No.
- It's fine.
- 570
- 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,820
- I do.
- I have a demon child.
- 571
- 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,890
- - I'm Ellie, by the way.
- - Hi.
- 572
- 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,525
- - This is, uh, Maggie.
- - Hey.
- 573
- 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,726
- I'm Alice.
- 574
- 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:56,961
- - You here for the wedding?
- - Yeah.
- 575
- 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,162
- You friends with Paul
- or Marissa?
- 576
- 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,530
- Uh, neither.
- 577
- 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:02,800
- I'm, uh,
- I'm that guy's plus one.
- 578
- 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,902
- - Oh.
- - Hm.
- 579
- 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:07,071
- - So you're one of those girls.
- - One of what?
- 580
- 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,006
- One of those Asian girls
- that only dates white guys.
- 581
- 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,709
- - Oh, my God.
- - No, I'm not. That's insane.
- 582
- 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,777
- I -- My ex was Asian.
- 583
- 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,579
- "Was"?
- Did he die?
- 584
- 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:17,615
- Yeah.
- I'd like to think that he did.
- 585
- 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,783
- Seems to me like you're due
- for a white guy.
- 586
- 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,852
- - Am I?
- - It's the Ping-Pong Effect.
- 587
- 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,855
- You always date the opposite
- of the person you just dated.
- 588
- 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,992
- Are Asians and whites opposite?
- 589
- 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,593
- Oh, my God.
- You'll have to excuse my sister.
- 590
- 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,662
- She has a tendency to be racist.
- 591
- 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,931
- I just want to know
- if she's smashing that hot guy
- 592
- 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:34,932
- in the pool.
- 593
- 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,233
- What, Ben?
- 594
- 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,235
- - God, no.
- - Why not?
- 595
- 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:41,238
- 'Cause Ben doesn't date people.
- He dates ideas.
- 596
- 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,575
- And trust me,
- I'm not his type of idea. Blah.
- 597
- 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,944
- Well, what is his type of idea?
- 598
- 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,178
- Why?
- Are you interested?
- 599
- 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,714
- I haven't talked to him,
- but he's cute.
- 600
- 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,616
- Well, I can totally
- hook that shit up.
- 601
- 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:55,286
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah, for sure.
- 602
- 00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:01,091
- It has not been an easy ride.
- 603
- 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,793
- And I know that.
- 604
- 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,895
- And I know
- what I've put you through.
- 605
- 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,665
- And I know how I can be.
- 606
- 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,199
- I can be tough.
- 607
- 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,702
- But you're always there...
- 608
- 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,137
- It's so fucking hot.
- 609
- 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,773
- ...always ready
- to catch me when I fall.
- 610
- 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,208
- Always my best friend.
- 611
- 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,044
- - I need to pee.
- - If we can just sit on the couch
- 612
- 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,146
- and eat Chinese food and watch
- "The Great British Bake Off"
- 613
- 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,248
- - for the rest of our lives...
- - I'm gonna make a run for it.
- 614
- 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,584
- No. Wait. Wait. Wait.
- I think we're nearing the end.
- 615
- 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,686
- ...because we're gonna raise
- beautiful babies!
- 616
- 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,954
- He's fucking talking
- about babies.
- 617
- 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,288
- I'm literally gonna piss myself.
- 618
- 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,791
- Can you tell your girlfriend
- to keep it down?
- 619
- 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,926
- I'm sorry, but she's
- literally gonna piss herself.
- 620
- 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,161
- And I'm not his girlfriend.
- 621
- 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,196
- That's disgusting
- and presumptuous.
- 622
- 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,765
- May the blessings of life
- and the joy of love
- 623
- 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,367
- be your constant companion.
- 624
- 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,603
- You may now seal your union
- with a kiss.
- 625
- 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,172
- Let's go.
- 626
- 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,640
- Yes!
- 627
- 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,842
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- 628
- 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,111
- Ah! Ben, this is Maggie.
- She's into you, okay?
- 629
- 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,081
- Have fun. Don't fuck it up.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 630
- 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,949
- That was... unexpected.
- 631
- 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,884
- Yeah.
- She does that.
- 632
- 00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:03,120
- Uh, do you want to get a beer?
- 633
- 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,122
- Yeah.
- I'd love to.
- 634
- 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,824
- Maybe just let them finish up
- first.
- 635
- 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,392
- Of course.
- Yeah.
- 636
- 00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:10,894
- Great job, guys.
- 637
- 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,631
- All right.
- 638
- 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,032
- Everybody --
- Everybody, on your cups!
- 639
- 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,367
- Let's go! Let's go!
- Let's go!
- 640
- 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,802
- Ready!
- Go!
- 641
- 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,805
- ♪ There goes the day ♪
- 642
- 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,774
- ♪ Oh, what a shame ♪
- 643
- 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,409
- - ♪ It's okay ♪
- - Don't look at me!
- 644
- 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,244
- ♪ It's all the same ♪
- 645
- 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,912
- ♪ It's okay ♪
- 646
- 00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,148
- ♪ It's all right ♪
- 647
- 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,752
- ♪ Because the day
- is just another night ♪
- 648
- 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:39,790
- ♪ Oh, when you came back
- from the scene, it's true ♪
- 649
- 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,326
- ♪ You brought a melody ♪
- 650
- 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,429
- ♪ Oh, I know it's hard,
- but you stay with me ♪
- 651
- 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,231
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- 652
- 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,999
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- 653
- 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,768
- I'm just gonna say it.
- 654
- 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:54,204
- You look like someone
- who would do okay on "Survivor."
- 655
- 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,272
- - Really?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 656
- 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,007
- Like, you think I'd win?
- 657
- 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,144
- You're good-looking enough
- to get far
- 658
- 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,379
- but not good-looking enough
- to win.
- 659
- 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,314
- What does good-looking
- have to do with "Survivor"?
- 660
- 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,283
- You got to be built.
- 661
- 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,986
- You got to be fuckin'...
- 662
- 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,154
- and survive.
- 663
- 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,357
- The question was
- how are you so bad?
- 664
- 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,292
- - It was -- Okay.
- - How are you so bad?
- 665
- 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,194
- I -- Look. Okay.
- I'm bad at flip cup.
- 666
- 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,063
- I'm -- I'm saying it.
- I'm admitting it.
- 667
- 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,464
- I'm bad at flip cup!
- 668
- 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,399
- - He's bad at flip cup.
- - I'm bad at flip cup.
- 669
- 00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:26,904
- Uh, hey, truth or dare.
- 670
- 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,439
- Truth.
- 671
- 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:32,376
- Okay. I truth you
- to close your eyes.
- 672
- 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,231
- - This is bad.
- - Oh, really?
- 673
- 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,201
- The diner tilapia
- wasn't a winner?
- 674
- 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,069
- That's a shocker.
- 675
- 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,771
- How was Maggie?
- 676
- 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:03,407
- Um... she was good.
- 677
- 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,143
- Yeah, you know, she was...
- she was really --
- 678
- 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,078
- Yeah.
- She was cool.
- 679
- 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,014
- Wow.
- You must really like her.
- 680
- 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,850
- I don't -- I don't know.
- I just, um...
- 681
- 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,918
- I don't think we have
- that long-term potential,
- 682
- 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,386
- but I had a fun time with her.
- 683
- 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,088
- You spent one night with her.
- 684
- 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,190
- How can you possibly know
- what kind of potential you have?
- 685
- 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,960
- Alice, when you've been single
- as long as I have,
- 686
- 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,828
- you know what you want.
- 687
- 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,331
- And when you know what you want,
- you can cut bait way quicker.
- 688
- 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,066
- Yeah, but you don't know
- what you want.
- 689
- 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,934
- You have the worst standards.
- 690
- 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,870
- I have realistic standards.
- 691
- 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,438
- I do.
- 692
- 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,206
- What about Jess Ramsey?
- 693
- 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,975
- I would date her,
- but she's engaged.
- 694
- 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,510
- Why do you always say
- her first and last name
- 695
- 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,311
- like some sort of serial killer?
- 696
- 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,880
- 'Cause she's a firsty-lasty.
- 697
- 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,448
- It's the same thing with me.
- I'm Ben King.
- 698
- 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,151
- You're just jealous 'cause
- you're not a firsty-lasty --
- 699
- 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:48,552
- - Alice Mori.
- - All right. Fine.
- 700
- 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:51,221
- Let's pretend,
- for the sake of this argument,
- 701
- 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,023
- Jess Ramsey gets divorced
- tomorrow.
- 702
- 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:55,292
- She shows up on your doorstep,
- and she's like,
- 703
- 00:29:55,294 --> 00:30:00,264
- "Oh, my God, Ben King!
- Let's be together! Unh!"
- 704
- 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,232
- That's not an impression
- of anything.
- 705
- 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,934
- You wouldn't last two weeks.
- 706
- 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,536
- You would find something wrong
- with her,
- 707
- 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,571
- - and then you would bail.
- - That is not true.
- 708
- 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,873
- - Yes, it is. It's so true!
- - You don't know that.
- 709
- 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,010
- I'm just trying to make sure the
- person I end up with is right.
- 710
- 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,578
- I'm trying to find, you know...
- 711
- 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,013
- - Do not say "the one."
- - ...the one.
- 712
- 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,447
- Oh, my God.
- 713
- 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:21,018
- You're just... so stupid.
- 714
- 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,486
- I don't think I am.
- 715
- 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,455
- Someone as grotesquely tall
- and gangly as you
- 716
- 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,124
- doesn't have the right
- to be picky.
- 717
- 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:29,259
- Wow.
- Thank you so much, Alice.
- 718
- 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,528
- And what about you?
- How was Trevor?
- 719
- 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,331
- Oh, yeah. Nothing happened.
- I just got his number.
- 720
- 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,066
- - Okay.
- - But I just...
- 721
- 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,135
- I got to do a little
- personal maintenance first.
- 722
- 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,837
- - Yeah. Sure.
- - You know what I'm saying?
- 723
- 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:43,841
- Got to run the raccoons...
- out of the trash cans.
- 724
- 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,142
- I know --
- Alice, I know.
- 725
- 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:47,177
- - I got to mow the back lawn.
- - I got it.
- 726
- 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,012
- I've got a hairy ass and vagina.
- 727
- 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,914
- I heard you.
- 728
- 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,449
- Alice, these are just excuses.
- 729
- 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,218
- - You know that.
- - They're not excuses.
- 730
- 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,588
- I'm not in the mood to go
- on dates right now. That's it.
- 731
- 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:00,457
- Are you gonna spend the rest
- of your life moping about Nate?
- 732
- 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,193
- I'm not moping about Nate.
- 733
- 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,495
- Fuck! What the --
- It's just I...
- 734
- 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,533
- It takes me a while
- to open up to people,
- 735
- 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,169
- and I just don't want to give
- anyone that time right now.
- 736
- 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,004
- Okay?
- 737
- 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,907
- How do you not think
- that you're moping about Nate?
- 738
- 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:20,244
- Every time I've seen you,
- you've just been like "Nate!"
- 739
- 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,045
- - "Nate!"
- - I hate when you do my voice.
- 740
- 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,580
- I literally hate it.
- 741
- 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,515
- - "Nate!"
- - Stop saying it so loud.
- 742
- 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,384
- Someone here can know
- who you're talking about.
- 743
- 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,052
- - Can you not say --
- - Does anyone here know Nate?
- 744
- 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,988
- Shut the fuck up.
- 745
- 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,582
- Do you happen to have
- a reservation?
- 746
- 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,217
- No, we don't, actually,
- because someone
- 747
- 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:01,618
- forgot to book the hotel room
- this weekend.
- 748
- 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,153
- I didn't forget.
- 749
- 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,588
- I was distracted
- when I made the reservation.
- 750
- 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,622
- Why were you distracted?
- 751
- 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,525
- Do you have any rooms available?
- 752
- 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,560
- Yes.
- 753
- 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,562
- Ah! See? It works out.
- It all works out.
- 754
- 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,932
- We've got one of our, uh,
- Brown Bear rooms...
- 755
- 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,400
- - Cool.
- - ...which have two twin beds,
- 756
- 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:20,170
- or the Grizzly Suite,
- which is completely orange
- 757
- 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:22,940
- and has a vibrating
- king-size bed.
- 758
- 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:26,977
- - I think Brown Bear. Yeah.
- - The Brown Bear Room...
- 759
- 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,378
- - ...sounds good. Yeah.
- - That's the... Yeah.
- 760
- 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:32,416
- Okay. That'll be $83.50
- plus resort tax.
- 761
- 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,285
- Ooh.
- She's got it.
- 762
- 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,486
- - I got it.
- - Yeah.
- 763
- 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,989
- So what brings you guys
- out here?
- 764
- 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,358
- - We're just here for a wedding.
- - God, I love weddings.
- 765
- 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,693
- I'm trying to get married
- myself.
- 766
- 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:44,061
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
- 767
- 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,495
- Have you asked your girlfriend?
- 768
- 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,664
- I don't have a girlfriend.
- 769
- 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,499
- - Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah.
- - All right.
- 770
- 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,034
- - Yeah.
- - There you go.
- 771
- 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,302
- Just take a right, a left,
- a right,
- 772
- 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,271
- another right,
- you'll be right there.
- 773
- 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,572
- - Did you get that?
- - It says 304.
- 774
- 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:56,707
- - Enjoy.
- - Thank you.
- 775
- 00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:57,708
- - Thank you.
- - Thanks, Steve.
- 776
- 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,242
- Have a great stay.
- 777
- 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,313
- I still can't believe
- you took the Communion.
- 778
- 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,215
- What? Why?
- I wanted the cracker.
- 779
- 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,217
- - Oh, my God. Look at this.
- - Mm.
- 780
- 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,753
- - Here we go.
- - Oh, baby.
- 781
- 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,655
- "Mm. Bully."
- 782
- 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:14,391
- "Yes, Johnson, I'm very happy we
- could sign this merger today."
- 783
- 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,326
- "Me too, Mr. Phillips.
- 784
- 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,261
- I'm very excited
- to commit fraud with you!"
- 785
- 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,397
- - Here we go.
- - Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
- 786
- 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,699
- "Hi. We are Umlaut.
- 787
- 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:26,036
- We are the new
- Swedish boy-band sensation."
- 788
- 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:28,772
- "Yes, our new hit single,
- 'My Stepdad's House, '
- 789
- 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,574
- is climbing the charts."
- 790
- 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,576
- What is this?
- 791
- 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,244
- What is this?
- 792
- 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,013
- - Okay, guys.
- - What...
- 793
- 00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:37,280
- Here we go.
- 794
- 00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:38,582
- - Whoo!
- - What?
- 795
- 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:40,183
- I have no idea what's going on.
- 796
- 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:47,057
- All right.
- What have we got?
- 797
- 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,693
- I see cuties, cuties everywhere.
- 798
- 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,228
- Yeah.
- Let's see.
- 799
- 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,229
- Mm.
- 800
- 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,364
- Red dress with the boots.
- 801
- 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,133
- Mm, no.
- No, she looks mean.
- 802
- 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,769
- What? She just looks serious.
- That doesn't mean mean.
- 803
- 00:33:58,771 --> 00:34:01,371
- It means mean.
- Um, let's see.
- 804
- 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:05,242
- Okay. What about, um,
- green with the glasses?
- 805
- 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:07,277
- - Where? Rotate.
- - Okay.
- 806
- 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:10,647
- Her?
- 807
- 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,550
- Geez. God, you like them
- fresh and young.
- 808
- 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,485
- What --
- She's normal age.
- 809
- 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,721
- Ben, I can hear the sirens
- coming for you.
- 810
- 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,589
- Fuck off. Mnh-mnh.
- 811
- 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,291
- Okay. All right.
- Let's see.
- 812
- 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,427
- Um... okay.
- 813
- 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,095
- Bridesmaid with the braid.
- 814
- 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,496
- You're gonna have to
- spin me out.
- 815
- 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,331
- - Okay.
- - Ready? One, two, three.
- 816
- 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:32,636
- - Yeah. Yeah, she'll do.
- - Cool.
- 817
- 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:35,338
- I'm gonna spill a drink on her
- when the song ends,
- 818
- 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,573
- and you're gonna go up to her
- 819
- 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,175
- with some napkins
- and a good opening line.
- 820
- 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,077
- Can you maybe not assault
- this one?
- 821
- 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:41,545
- It's not assault.
- I just --
- 822
- 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,281
- I have a very physical style
- of breaking the ice.
- 823
- 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,583
- That's one of the definitions
- of assault.
- 824
- 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,852
- Whatever.
- It's been working, has it not?
- 825
- 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,454
- Yeah.
- 826
- 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,355
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it has.
- 827
- 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,257
- - Somehow it has.
- - Thank you.
- 828
- 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,727
- Oh, this is hot.
- 829
- 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,696
- Oh, you guys better stop,
- drop, and roll.
- 830
- 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,132
- Oh, oh, oh!
- 831
- 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:05,268
- Too hot. Too hot.
- 832
- 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,770
- Oh.
- 833
- 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,772
- Please stop.
- 834
- 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,242
- Uh, this has been
- kind of a tough year for me.
- 835
- 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:15,545
- Um, you guys know that.
- But, um, this is not about me.
- 836
- 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:18,415
- Today's about Barb and Kyle.
- 837
- 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,151
- I'm so proud of you guys.
- I love you.
- 838
- 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,687
- ♪ When I'm alone ♪
- 839
- 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:28,225
- ♪ I find it hard to breathe ♪
- 840
- 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:33,897
- ♪ She walked out
- and she took half of me ♪
- 841
- 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:50,180
- What a ceremony, huh?
- 842
- 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,748
- - Mm.
- - Loved the vows.
- 843
- 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,783
- Cried.
- Cried like a baby.
- 844
- 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,152
- Anybody else cry?
- 845
- 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:57,621
- Yeah.
- I cried.
- 846
- 00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:01,191
- but I cry every day,
- so it doesn't mean anything.
- 847
- 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,493
- Crying can be very therapeutic.
- 848
- 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,395
- Not the way I do it.
- 849
- 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:08,398
- So you two met in college?
- 850
- 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,633
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 851
- 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,568
- Ben, you know,
- he basically used me
- 852
- 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,603
- to get close to my roommate
- so they could date.
- 853
- 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,572
- - This is not true.
- - Uh-oh. Intrigue.
- 854
- 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:16,907
- It's a little true.
- 855
- 00:36:16,909 --> 00:36:18,642
- - Go on. Go.
- - I'm just kidding.
- 856
- 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,377
- It's fine.
- It's fine. No.
- 857
- 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,945
- They only dated
- for a couple of months.
- 858
- 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:25,215
- But our friendship,
- that lasts a lifetime.
- 859
- 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,384
- - Aw.
- - Aw.
- 860
- 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,586
- - She should come to the wedding.
- - Of course.
- 861
- 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,589
- Alice, you should come
- to our wedding.
- 862
- 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:33,957
- Oh.
- 863
- 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,860
- Uh, I didn't know you guys...
- When is it?
- 864
- 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,195
- October 21st.
- 865
- 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:39,829
- - It's on a Sunday.
- - Cool.
- 866
- 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,264
- You're getting an invite,
- young lady,
- 867
- 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:42,866
- and that's the end of it.
- 868
- 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,701
- Okay.
- Great.
- 869
- 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,404
- Um, you know what?
- I'm gonna grab a drink.
- 870
- 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,339
- - Do you guys want anything?
- - Mnh-mnh.
- 871
- 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,974
- Shots? Shots?
- Shots all around?
- 872
- 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,342
- Shots for Gina?
- 873
- 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,277
- - No.
- - I'm fine with my wine.
- 874
- 00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:55,712
- - Okay.
- - Thanks!
- 875
- 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,582
- She's adorable.
- 876
- 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,784
- Ben, I see
- a lot of potential there.
- 877
- 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,652
- No. It's not --
- It's not like that.
- 878
- 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,754
- We're just --
- We're just friends.
- 879
- 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,890
- Ben.
- 880
- 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,491
- Oh, you're coming over.
- Awesome.
- 881
- 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,294
- Sorry we got off
- on such a bad foot last month.
- 882
- 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,432
- Yeah. Um...
- can we not talk about this here?
- 883
- 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,967
- Well, you won't return my texts.
- 884
- 00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,635
- You only text me
- at like 5:00 in the morning.
- 885
- 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,570
- - I'm an early riser.
- - Okay.
- 886
- 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:24,407
- Ben... I want you to be
- my best man.
- 887
- 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,378
- - Dad.
- - No.
- 888
- 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,314
- Buddy, there's nobody else
- I would want to do this.
- 889
- 00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:32,949
- - What about Hanon?
- - What about him?
- 890
- 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,718
- Make your best friend
- your best man.
- 891
- 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,586
- Hanon?
- That's ridiculous.
- 892
- 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,989
- He was Joe's best man,
- and his entire speech was about
- 893
- 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,725
- how there wasn't enough cheese
- at the wedding.
- 894
- 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:45,428
- Ben... you're my son.
- 895
- 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,734
- Uh, I'll -- I'll think about it.
- 896
- 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:57,841
- What can I get you?
- 897
- 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,943
- Can I get a tequila straight up?
- 898
- 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:02,445
- Fill it up like a gas tank.
- 899
- 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,447
- - That's a first.
- - Yeah.
- 900
- 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,751
- Oh, my God. Alice.
- 901
- 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,986
- - Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna!
- - Hi!
- 902
- 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,621
- - Hey.
- - How are you?
- 903
- 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,690
- - Good. How are you?
- - So good.
- 904
- 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,525
- I had no idea
- that you were gonna be here.
- 905
- 00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:18,428
- Yeah. I didn't know
- you were gonna be here.
- 906
- 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,864
- Yeah. This is Alice.
- This is Nate Lam's girlfriend.
- 907
- 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,966
- - Oh.
- - Oh, my God. I love Nate.
- 908
- 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,968
- We, uh, we interned at Merrill
- together.
- 909
- 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,503
- How is that stupid bastard?
- 910
- 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,471
- Um, he's g--
- You know, I don't know.
- 911
- 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,539
- We -- We broke up.
- 912
- 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,707
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 913
- 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:31,975
- Shit.
- 914
- 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,677
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 915
- 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,512
- - Are you kidding?
- - No.
- 916
- 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:38,048
- What happened?
- I loved you guys together.
- 917
- 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,817
- You guys were like yin and yang.
- 918
- 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,652
- - I loved them together.
- - Yeah.
- 919
- 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,954
- Yeah.
- I bet I-I would have.
- 920
- 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,756
- Alice?
- 921
- 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,592
- Okay.
- What the fuck was that?
- 922
- 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,581
- Wait, wait.
- 923
- 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,084
- That shadow looks
- just like Jay Leno's face.
- 924
- 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:15,952
- You're absolutely right.
- 925
- 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,121
- That's his nose.
- That's his chin.
- 926
- 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,357
- - His nose and his chin.
- - And the chin.
- 927
- 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:21,825
- Benjamin!
- 928
- 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,560
- - Uncle Davis.
- - Ben!
- 929
- 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,061
- - Hi. Hey, guys.
- - Come on, Ben.
- 930
- 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,963
- Get in on this doobie, buddy.
- 931
- 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,933
- Yeah, Ben.
- Get in on this doobie.
- 932
- 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,836
- Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good
- on doobies for the night.
- 933
- 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,372
- Where's your dad?
- He used to love this stuff.
- 934
- 00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:36,973
- - He's inside.
- - Ah.
- 935
- 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,876
- Here you go, Jimmy.
- Your turn.
- 936
- 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,480
- Oh, okay.
- All right, guys.
- 937
- 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:44,814
- I'm gonna --
- I have to take off.
- 938
- 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,549
- - Oh.
- - I know!
- 939
- 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,118
- It's a tragedy.
- I know.
- 940
- 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:54,124
- Oh! Ben's got to run off
- with his little girlfriend.
- 941
- 00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:55,992
- - All right.
- - You guys got to --
- 942
- 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,894
- You got to take it down a notch,
- Uncle Davis.
- 943
- 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,662
- You having fun, huh?
- 944
- 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,632
- Everything okay?
- 945
- 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,869
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Um, can we go get fucked up?
- 946
- 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,771
- Oh, Ben, I want you
- to know something.
- 947
- 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,739
- I'm never gonna say no to that.
- 948
- 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,709
- Come on. Let's go find
- some people our own age.
- 949
- 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,010
- Whoo!
- 950
- 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:31,594
- ♪ In no solid state ♪
- 951
- 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,165
- ♪ You know we can't cop to ♪
- 952
- 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:40,904
- ♪ The frequency
- of your inner debate ♪
- 953
- 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:45,175
- ♪ You're all out of tune ♪
- 954
- 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,587
- Aah!
- 955
- 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,122
- What was that?
- 956
- 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,025
- - That was 12 seconds.
- - What? That was five minutes.
- 957
- 00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:03,960
- You think you can hold
- your breath for five minutes?
- 958
- 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,728
- I know I can.
- 959
- 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:10,533
- I feel like you vastly
- overestimate your abilities.
- 960
- 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:14,170
- I think I perfectly estimate
- my everything, Ben.
- 961
- 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,606
- Okay. Fine.
- 962
- 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,041
- Can I ask you something?
- 963
- 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,642
- Yeah.
- 964
- 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,878
- Why didn't you tell me
- your dad got engaged?
- 965
- 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,949
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
- 966
- 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,684
- I really didn't want to
- tell you something
- 967
- 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:30,553
- that I don't really want to
- think about.
- 968
- 00:41:30,555 --> 00:41:32,055
- Okay.
- 969
- 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:35,225
- He, uh, he asked me
- to be his best man tonight.
- 970
- 00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:36,893
- Oh.
- 971
- 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,962
- Yeah.
- 972
- 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:41,197
- What'd you tell him?
- 973
- 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,266
- I just kind of ran off.
- 974
- 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:44,968
- Classic Ben move.
- 975
- 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,970
- I don't know. I panicked.
- I don't know.
- 976
- 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,571
- What am I supposed to do,
- you know?
- 977
- 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,573
- Like, plan his bachelor party?
- 978
- 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:52,242
- Hire him a stripper?
- 979
- 00:41:52,244 --> 00:41:54,043
- - That's insane.
- - It is insane.
- 980
- 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,079
- - Yeah.
- - No, I get it.
- 981
- 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,580
- I was bugged out at first
- 982
- 00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:59,249
- when Lily asked me to be
- her maid of honor.
- 983
- 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:00,950
- Yeah, but that's your sister.
- 984
- 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:04,020
- It's perfectly normal for you
- to be her maid of honor.
- 985
- 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,222
- - Yeah.
- - It's just...
- 986
- 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:10,126
- I feel like he's trying to
- start over with this new family
- 987
- 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,128
- 'cause he fucked ours up.
- 988
- 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,765
- Well, at least he's happy.
- 989
- 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:18,701
- Yeah.
- For now.
- 990
- 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:24,207
- Ben, my parents
- don't like each other.
- 991
- 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:30,046
- I mean, my mom, she's just --
- she's always yelling at my dad.
- 992
- 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,715
- And he's kind of checked out,
- you know?
- 993
- 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,317
- He just takes it.
- 994
- 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:37,186
- They didn't want my sister and I
- to have to go through a divorce,
- 995
- 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:39,222
- so they just stuck it out.
- 996
- 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:43,560
- And it's just --
- It's made them so sad.
- 997
- 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:48,831
- I think about the two of them
- sometimes in that house,
- 998
- 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:53,002
- just having dinner in silence,
- white-knuckling it.
- 999
- 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:01,177
- I'm sure it broke your heart
- when your parents split up,
- 1000
- 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:03,880
- but at least
- they're not miserable.
- 1001
- 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:06,883
- I can guarantee
- you would like that a lot less.
- 1002
- 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:12,155
- - Hey.
- - Hmm?
- 1003
- 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,023
- Come here.
- 1004
- 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,326
- Come here.
- 1005
- 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,233
- - Hey, Ben?
- - Yeah.
- 1006
- 00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:27,070
- I'm totally reading your boner
- right now.
- 1007
- 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:30,039
- - God damn -- No.
- - Relax.
- 1008
- 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,948
- Where -- Where'd everybody go?
- 1009
- 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,250
- I don't -- I don't know.
- 1010
- 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,787
- - Shit.
- - Should we --
- 1011
- 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,123
- - We should get out, right?
- - Yeah.
- 1012
- 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,792
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
- 1013
- 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,061
- Fuck.
- It's cold.
- 1014
- 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:55,331
- Are they out here?
- 1015
- 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,066
- No.
- We must have missed the shuttle.
- 1016
- 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:58,768
- Oh, shit.
- 1017
- 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,003
- Let's call a car.
- 1018
- 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:01,771
- My phone's dead.
- 1019
- 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:02,772
- Mine too.
- 1020
- 00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,674
- Oh, fuck.
- 1021
- 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:05,908
- Where's our hotel?
- 1022
- 00:44:05,910 --> 00:44:09,178
- Uh, it's about 10,000 miles
- that way.
- 1023
- 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:10,980
- Only 10,000 miles?
- 1024
- 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,782
- We're gonna die out here.
- 1025
- 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:15,118
- Let's just walk.
- Come on.
- 1026
- 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:18,388
- Come on, grumps.
- Let's do it.
- 1027
- 00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:20,423
- Forward ho!
- 1028
- 00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:21,891
- Are you serious?
- 1029
- 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:23,760
- I'm not saying I always do it.
- 1030
- 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,094
- That is so gross.
- 1031
- 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:27,430
- Ben, don't pretend
- like you don't let
- 1032
- 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,666
- a little dribble
- come out of that 'nanner
- 1033
- 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,134
- when you're in the shower.
- 1034
- 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:32,902
- I don't let a little dribble
- 1035
- 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:35,304
- come out the 'nanner
- when I'm showering --
- 1036
- 00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:39,208
- If you pee in a shower, it,
- by definition, becomes a toilet.
- 1037
- 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,344
- Oh, look at these.
- 1038
- 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,979
- So pretty.
- 1039
- 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:45,214
- I never understood flowers.
- 1040
- 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:48,051
- I'm sorry.
- You don't understand them?
- 1041
- 00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:49,986
- They just --
- They don't make sense to me
- 1042
- 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,721
- as, like, a symbol of love,
- you know?
- 1043
- 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:52,722
- Why not?
- 1044
- 00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:54,023
- Because as soon as you get them,
- 1045
- 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,025
- they're on this withering,
- downward spiral.
- 1046
- 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,960
- It's not about
- how long they last.
- 1047
- 00:44:57,962 --> 00:45:00,997
- It's about how it feels to get
- a big fuckin' sack of tulips.
- 1048
- 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:02,365
- Yeah.
- Gifts shouldn't die on you.
- 1049
- 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,834
- - That's all I'm saying.
- - Okay. Wh--
- 1050
- 00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,936
- You said you knew
- where our hotel was.
- 1051
- 00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:08,271
- And I do.
- 1052
- 00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,440
- - Where are we?
- - Um...
- 1053
- 00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:12,041
- You don't know
- where we're going.
- 1054
- 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,976
- Let's -- Let's go this way.
- 1055
- 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,415
- Oh, we're so lost.
- 1056
- 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,384
- I think we might need to
- start hitchhiking.
- 1057
- 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,119
- My feet hurt.
- 1058
- 00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,455
- I'm carrying you.
- 1059
- 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:29,492
- I can see the whole world
- from up here.
- 1060
- 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:31,160
- - Wait. Hold on.
- - Oy.
- 1061
- 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,396
- Look. Look.
- 1062
- 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:38,201
- Spooky.
- 1063
- 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,802
- - Wait. Wait.
- - What?
- 1064
- 00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,804
- I can hear the highway
- over there. Let's go.
- 1065
- 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,473
- - Oh. Hold on.
- - What?
- 1066
- 00:45:43,475 --> 00:45:45,842
- You got to hold your breath
- when you go through a cemetery.
- 1067
- 00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:47,376
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Right.
- 'Cause we're 6.
- 1068
- 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,145
- No. Ben.
- I'm not fucking around here.
- 1069
- 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:51,080
- I'm serious.
- 1070
- 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,415
- Oh, my God.
- 1071
- 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,783
- What?
- 1072
- 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:55,518
- You actually believe in ghosts.
- 1073
- 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,853
- No.
- 1074
- 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,235
- Ah.
- 1075
- 00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,871
- - Aah! Fuck.
- - Oh, shit. Shit.
- 1076
- 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,806
- You okay?
- 1077
- 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,474
- Oh, my God.
- You really ate shit.
- 1078
- 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,876
- - You all right?
- - Yeah.
- 1079
- 00:46:19,878 --> 00:46:21,778
- - You good?
- - Aah.
- 1080
- 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,112
- Look at that.
- 1081
- 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,982
- Oh, you are bleeding.
- You are bleeding.
- 1082
- 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:28,451
- You are not gonna make it.
- Hold on, hold, on, hold on.
- 1083
- 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:29,919
- - No, it's fine. I'm fine.
- - I got it.
- 1084
- 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,354
- - Let me just get the scrape.
- - Ow. Ow.
- 1085
- 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:34,023
- It stings.
- 1086
- 00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:02,852
- Ow. Okay.
- Hold on.
- 1087
- 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,153
- - Ah. Sorry.
- - You're good. Yeah.
- 1088
- 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:05,822
- - Here. Take it.
- - What?
- 1089
- 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,224
- - Underwear.
- - Oh. Okay. Yeah.
- 1090
- 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,160
- Oh. Oh, don't --
- 1091
- 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,229
- What are you doing?
- 1092
- 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:14,864
- Fuck.
- 1093
- 00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:16,866
- - Okay. Okay, okay. I got it.
- - Okay.
- 1094
- 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,134
- - Mm.
- - Mm.
- 1095
- 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,502
- - I want to be on top.
- - Okay.
- 1096
- 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,470
- Ow. Okay. You good?
- 1097
- 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:22,905
- - Yeah.
- - Hold on. Hold on.
- 1098
- 00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:24,540
- - Okay. All right. You ready?
- - Yeah.
- 1099
- 00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:28,010
- Oh.
- 1100
- 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,919
- Ow! My hair. My hair.
- My hair. My hair. Ow.
- 1101
- 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,225
- Cooter's out.
- 1102
- 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:46,896
- Uh, what?
- 1103
- 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,497
- Cooter's out.
- 1104
- 00:47:48,499 --> 00:47:49,899
- What are you talking about?
- 1105
- 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:50,967
- Cooter.
- 1106
- 00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,002
- Oh, fucking hell!
- God!
- 1107
- 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,004
- - It's out.
- - Huh.
- 1108
- 00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:57,006
- - Sorry.
- - Thank you.
- 1109
- 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,875
- Uh-huh.
- 1110
- 00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:01,077
- - He was talking about my vagina.
- - Yeah.
- 1111
- 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,112
- Yeah, I put that together
- after the third "cooter."
- 1112
- 00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,280
- Jesus.
- 1113
- 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:40,016
- Oh.
- Thank you.
- 1114
- 00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:43,619
- Um...
- 1115
- 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,087
- You good?
- 1116
- 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,423
- Yeah.
- You?
- 1117
- 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:48,958
- Yeah.
- You?
- 1118
- 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,927
- You just asked me that.
- 1119
- 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:52,194
- Yeah.
- You?
- 1120
- 00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:56,565
- Okay.
- 1121
- 00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:59,201
- Well, I'll see you
- at the next one.
- 1122
- 00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:01,103
- Hey, so, about last night.
- 1123
- 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,339
- No. No.
- 1124
- 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,441
- We don't need to talk about it.
- Let's just --
- 1125
- 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,244
- Let's just chalk it up
- as a whoopsie-daisy.
- 1126
- 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,246
- Wow.
- 1127
- 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:11,614
- Okay.
- 1128
- 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,317
- - All right.
- - All right.
- 1129
- 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:19,255
- It was, uh, cool...
- cool sex.
- 1130
- 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:22,258
- You got -- Sorry. All right.
- Bring it in.
- 1131
- 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,560
- That was weird.
- 1132
- 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,029
- - You made it weird.
- - No. You did.
- 1133
- 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:41,277
- For those of you who aren't sure
- if you've ever seen true love,
- 1134
- 00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:45,481
- take a good look
- at Dave and Julia.
- 1135
- 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,150
- Congratulations, you guys.
- 1136
- 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,164
- - Hey. What's up?
- - Uh, I was just calling
- 1137
- 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,734
- 'cause I forgot when your flight
- was getting in.
- 1138
- 00:50:04,736 --> 00:50:07,503
- Uh, like 3:00.
- 1139
- 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,238
- Cool. Thursday?
- 1140
- 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,207
- - Friday.
- - Right.
- 1141
- 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,743
- - I'll see you there.
- - Have a good one.
- 1142
- 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:17,013
- You know what? Actua--
- Okay, you're gone.
- 1143
- 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,502
- Ben?!
- 1144
- 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,070
- Ben King?!
- 1145
- 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:42,505
- Oh, my God!
- 1146
- 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,206
- Alice?
- Alice Mori?
- 1147
- 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,642
- - Ha! God, this is crazy!
- - Is that you?
- 1148
- 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:48,611
- - How long has it been?
- - It has been forever.
- 1149
- 00:50:48,613 --> 00:50:50,813
- Oh, my God. I love what you've
- done with your hair.
- 1150
- 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:54,183
- Oh, thank you. Yes.
- Your face-lift is horrifying.
- 1151
- 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,751
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you so much.
- 1152
- 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,753
- I cannot move my face.
- 1153
- 00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,688
- You know,
- the last time I saw Ben here,
- 1154
- 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,058
- he was putting his little
- penisaurus inside me
- 1155
- 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,126
- in a graveyard.
- 1156
- 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,761
- Isn't that right?
- 1157
- 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:08,664
- All right.
- 1158
- 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,566
- Thank you.
- 1159
- 00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:15,504
- Holy shit!
- 1160
- 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:18,841
- This is a fucking --
- It's huge!
- 1161
- 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:22,445
- Look at this big room.
- God!
- 1162
- 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,415
- So comfy!
- 1163
- 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:29,318
- You can't afford this.
- 1164
- 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,120
- - Oh, we're splitting it.
- - Okay. Yeah.
- 1165
- 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,456
- We'll see about that.
- 1166
- 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,625
- Did you do this?
- 1167
- 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:41,764
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
- 1168
- 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,532
- Wow!
- 1169
- 00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:47,136
- Oh, my God!
- This is fuck--
- 1170
- 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,338
- This is incredible!
- 1171
- 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:50,706
- - Look at this.
- - Yeah.
- 1172
- 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:54,810
- So, how you been?
- 1173
- 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:57,513
- So fuckin' awesome.
- You?
- 1174
- 00:51:57,515 --> 00:52:00,182
- Good.
- I've been crazy busy.
- 1175
- 00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:02,118
- Oh, yeah.
- Totally.
- 1176
- 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,385
- Totally.
- 1177
- 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:04,854
- Hey, so,
- I told a couple of my friends
- 1178
- 00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:06,655
- I'd meet them by the pool
- in a little bit.
- 1179
- 00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:08,624
- You're welcome to come
- if you want,
- 1180
- 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,360
- or, uh, you can just stay here
- and get yourself situated.
- 1181
- 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:12,895
- I know you had a long flight.
- 1182
- 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:14,530
- Mm. Yeah.
- 1183
- 00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:17,166
- Yeah, I think I'll
- just hang back and situate.
- 1184
- 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,601
- Well, fuck you.
- I'm coming.
- 1185
- 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:19,902
- God!
- 1186
- 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:23,672
- No. It was just really simple.
- It was kind of out of nowhere.
- 1187
- 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,141
- And he was like,
- "Do you want to get married?"
- 1188
- 00:52:25,143 --> 00:52:28,177
- Costco?
- Like, the warehouse place?
- 1189
- 00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:29,578
- - Yes!
- - That is amazing.
- 1190
- 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,380
- Are you guys talking shit
- about me again?
- 1191
- 00:52:31,382 --> 00:52:33,616
- No. We're talking about
- your proposal to me.
- 1192
- 00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,384
- Yeah. Uh, Costco, Brett?
- 1193
- 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:36,719
- Hell yeah, Costco.
- 1194
- 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:37,786
- Real romantic, dude.
- 1195
- 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,488
- Who gives a fuck?
- 1196
- 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,924
- When did we all decide
- that this was necessary?
- 1197
- 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:43,826
- I mean, I love Dave and Julia,
- 1198
- 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:47,396
- but why did we all have to fly
- the fuck out to Hawaii for this?
- 1199
- 00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:49,498
- I mean, it's ver--
- It's nice here.
- 1200
- 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,267
- - It's nice.
- - No, but Brett has a point.
- 1201
- 00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:54,303
- This is way less special
- than a-a grocery... emporium?
- 1202
- 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:56,939
- - What do you call Costco?
- - Oh, my God. I-- Who cares?
- 1203
- 00:52:56,941 --> 00:53:00,676
- Straight people
- o-ver-think-ing it.
- 1204
- 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,711
- Yes. That's true.
- That's true.
- 1205
- 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:04,914
- - Especially... this little man.
- - That one.
- 1206
- 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:07,383
- Oh, he's the worst of the worst.
- Wait.
- 1207
- 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:10,252
- - Nick, remember, uh, Sally Klum?
- - Klumshot.
- 1208
- 00:53:10,254 --> 00:53:11,687
- - Klumshot?
- - We're not telling this story.
- 1209
- 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,322
- No, we are telling this story.
- 1210
- 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,757
- It's a Ben King classic.
- We have to tell it.
- 1211
- 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:17,226
- - There was this girl Sally Klum.
- - Klumshot.
- 1212
- 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:18,861
- Nick called her Klumshot
- for no reason.
- 1213
- 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,296
- - 'Cause it's funny.
- - It is funny.
- 1214
- 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:22,531
- Anyway, she was wonderful.
- So fun.
- 1215
- 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,334
- And then Ben dumped her
- after three weeks because,
- 1216
- 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,703
- and I quote,
- he couldn't make her laugh.
- 1217
- 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,505
- "She wasn't responding
- to my humor."
- 1218
- 00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:30,706
- Wow.
- 1219
- 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,608
- I don't have
- a tiny little mouth.
- 1220
- 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:34,677
- It's the only way
- I can do your voice.
- 1221
- 00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:36,312
- Like I talk like this.
- 1222
- 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,479
- "She wasn't engaging with my..."
- 1223
- 00:53:37,481 --> 00:53:39,215
- - "Err! Err!"
- - Guys. Okay, okay.
- 1224
- 00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:40,616
- - Hold on.
- - "No one makes me laugh."
- 1225
- 00:53:40,618 --> 00:53:41,650
- - That's kind of close.
- - Yeah.
- 1226
- 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:42,985
- Can I clarify?
- 1227
- 00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:44,853
- She didn't have
- a sense of humor.
- 1228
- 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:47,523
- We couldn't laugh together.
- 1229
- 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:48,991
- Straight people...
- 1230
- 00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:50,626
- - ...o-ver-think-ing it.
- - ...o-ver-think-ing it.
- 1231
- 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:51,860
- You're doing it now?
- 1232
- 00:53:51,862 --> 00:53:53,429
- Yeah.
- I'm part of them now.
- 1233
- 00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,231
- - O-ver-think-ing it.
- - O-ver-think-ing it.
- 1234
- 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:56,799
- I love her.
- She's great.
- 1235
- 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,468
- So, like, what is this?
- What's going on with you two?
- 1236
- 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:01,270
- - What?
- - What -- What about us?
- 1237
- 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:02,805
- You have ridiculous vibes
- coming off of you,
- 1238
- 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,406
- and you're acting weird
- about it.
- 1239
- 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,741
- Don't -- Don't do this.
- 1240
- 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:06,976
- - Do what?
- - I'm sorry. What?
- 1241
- 00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:08,244
- - What are we doing?
- - Do what?
- 1242
- 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,478
- Yeah.
- 1243
- 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,380
- We're -- We're friends.
- That's it.
- 1244
- 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:14,483
- What?
- 1245
- 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,018
- - Y-You've fucked.
- - You fucked?
- 1246
- 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,653
- - Oh, right here?
- - They fucked.
- 1247
- 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:18,988
- They fucked.
- 1248
- 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,589
- - They really, really fucked.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1249
- 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,991
- They fucked.
- They really, really fucked.
- 1250
- 00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:23,559
- Hey, they fucked.
- 1251
- 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,664
- - It's so nice here.
- - I know.
- 1252
- 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,266
- I think we can safely say
- 1253
- 00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:31,900
- that my friends' weddings
- are better than yours.
- 1254
- 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:34,336
- You know,
- it's not a competition, Ben.
- 1255
- 00:54:37,675 --> 00:54:39,642
- - Yeah.
- - Everything okay?
- 1256
- 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,877
- Yeah, yeah.
- Just my dad.
- 1257
- 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,946
- Are you still mad at him?
- 1258
- 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:46,048
- I'm not mad. I just...
- I don't know.
- 1259
- 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:49,518
- I-I don't know what to tell him
- about this best-man thing.
- 1260
- 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,421
- Why don't you just be like,
- "Yeah, Dad. Sounds great.
- 1261
- 00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:53,455
- Let's hug now"?
- 1262
- 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:55,457
- Okay.
- 1263
- 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,428
- Uh, hey.
- 1264
- 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:04,533
- So I have been thinking a lot
- about the last wedding.
- 1265
- 00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:09,738
- You know, what, um...
- what ha-- what happened.
- 1266
- 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:13,776
- And, um, you know,
- like, the, uh, the activities
- 1267
- 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:16,312
- that we engaged in and --
- 1268
- 00:55:16,314 --> 00:55:18,714
- Okay.
- 1269
- 00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:19,782
- - What?
- - No.
- 1270
- 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,383
- I'm sorry.
- I...
- 1271
- 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:22,751
- - What?
- - I -- No.
- 1272
- 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:26,889
- I-I have been thinking a lot
- about it, too.
- 1273
- 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:31,994
- In a good way?
- 1274
- 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:34,396
- Yes.
- 1275
- 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,900
- You too -- in a good way?
- 1276
- 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,037
- - Ben! You?
- - Yeah.
- 1277
- 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,741
- Okay.
- 1278
- 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:47,776
- - All right.
- - All right.
- 1279
- 00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:52,981
- Oh, I missed you.
- 1280
- 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,783
- Did you?
- 1281
- 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:56,985
- Wait, wait.
- Why haven't we hung out?
- 1282
- 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:59,121
- - You didn't ask me.
- - You didn't ask me.
- 1283
- 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,923
- - I told you I was busy.
- - No, you weren't.
- 1284
- 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:02,391
- - What?
- - You were scared.
- 1285
- 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:04,993
- Yeah, you were,
- you scared little bitch.
- 1286
- 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:06,795
- - What is this outfit?
- - It's a romper.
- 1287
- 00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:08,564
- - How does it work?
- - Get -- Just get it off!
- 1288
- 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,699
- - Tell me where!
- - Get it off!
- 1289
- 00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,573
- - Hey, Alice.
- - What?
- 1290
- 00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:20,376
- - I don't want to alarm you...
- - What?
- 1291
- 00:56:20,378 --> 00:56:22,711
- - ...but I think I'm a robe guy.
- - Oh, wow.
- 1292
- 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:25,781
- Can't believe that fits
- your lanky body.
- 1293
- 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:27,516
- I mean, it only kind of does,
- 1294
- 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:29,718
- but I feel like I'm showing
- just enough leg.
- 1295
- 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,420
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- - Right?
- 1296
- 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,455
- And the rest is just breezy,
- and I feel beautiful.
- 1297
- 00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:35,791
- Okay, but, um,
- are you gonna get dressed?
- 1298
- 00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,526
- 'Cause it's in 15 minutes.
- 1299
- 00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:38,827
- Oh, no, no, no.
- This is me now.
- 1300
- 00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:40,696
- - This is me for all time.
- - Forever?
- 1301
- 00:56:40,698 --> 00:56:42,131
- - Okay. I like it.
- - Oh, you like it?
- 1302
- 00:56:42,133 --> 00:56:44,032
- - Yeah.
- - That's good.
- 1303
- 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,801
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1304
- 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:47,803
- You know, everyone has a point.
- 1305
- 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:49,705
- I don't think we look bad
- together.
- 1306
- 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,607
- Oh, it's everyone
- that thinks that?
- 1307
- 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:52,941
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 1308
- 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,610
- I mean, they say it to me a lot.
- 1309
- 00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,712
- - Don't you get the same thing?
- - No.
- 1310
- 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:59,047
- I mostly get,
- "Why do you spend so much time
- 1311
- 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:01,150
- with that Radio Shack employee?"
- 1312
- 00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,519
- Radio Shack is --
- is not a thing anymore.
- 1313
- 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,554
- Well, it still looks
- like you work there.
- 1314
- 00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:07,756
- - That makes it sadder, you know?
- - Mm. Yeah.
- 1315
- 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,825
- Okay.
- I see it.
- 1316
- 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,033
- Hey, what if we stayed
- for longer?
- 1317
- 00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:20,035
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1318
- 00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:23,806
- You know, just, uh,
- just a day or two.
- 1319
- 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:26,842
- Seriously?
- 1320
- 00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:28,744
- Yeah.
- 1321
- 00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,179
- Okay.
- 1322
- 00:57:30,181 --> 00:57:33,048
- Yeah. Yeah, I could get down
- with that.
- 1323
- 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,651
- - You could?
- - I could.
- 1324
- 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:36,552
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah!
- 1325
- 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,020
- - Really?
- - Yes!
- 1326
- 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:39,588
- Well, then I'll change
- our reservation.
- 1327
- 00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:41,156
- - Okay! Boom-shakalaka!
- - No.
- 1328
- 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:42,791
- - What?
- - No.
- 1329
- 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,059
- We put boom-shakalaka away,
- remember?
- 1330
- 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,228
- No, you said only
- on special occasions,
- 1331
- 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,063
- and this is
- pretty fucking special.
- 1332
- 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:50,499
- I-I don't know if it qualifies.
- 1333
- 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,534
- Boom-shakalaka, baby!
- 1334
- 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:05,914
- Do you guys want to get
- a picture?
- 1335
- 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,516
- - Do you have one yet?
- - No.
- 1336
- 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,218
- - We have -- We have a few.
- - We have pictures.
- 1337
- 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:11,787
- - You don't have them with this.
- - You don't have that background.
- 1338
- 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,055
- Give me your phones.
- Don't be weird about it.
- 1339
- 00:58:13,057 --> 00:58:16,024
- - All right. Fine.
- - You go up -- There.
- 1340
- 00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,627
- Two and... Ah!
- 1341
- 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,661
- Oh!
- 1342
- 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:25,033
- ♪ But when I tell you
- how I feel ♪
- 1343
- 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:30,239
- ♪ Believe me when I say
- it's real ♪
- 1344
- 00:58:30,241 --> 00:58:35,177
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
- oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- 1345
- 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:40,749
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
- oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- 1346
- 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,918
- ♪ It's real ♪
- 1347
- 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:52,060
- ♪ I carved our names
- into a tree ♪
- 1348
- 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:56,765
- ♪ I walked
- on decomposing leaves ♪
- 1349
- 00:58:56,767 --> 00:59:01,570
- ♪ I skated on a frozen sea ♪
- 1350
- 00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:06,241
- ♪ It's real
- as far as I can see ♪
- 1351
- 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:10,779
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
- oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- 1352
- 00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:13,815
- ♪ It's real ♪
- 1353
- 00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:18,754
- No, don't you do it.
- Don't you dare pee.
- 1354
- 00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,122
- - I'm doing it.
- - No. No. Don't pee.
- 1355
- 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,757
- - I'm doing it.
- - Oh, it's warm.
- 1356
- 00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:24,860
- No. You can't leave.
- You have to face this!
- 1357
- 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:26,595
- - No, I don't.
- - ♪ It's real ♪
- 1358
- 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,297
- It feels so good!
- 1359
- 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,632
- No!
- 1360
- 00:59:39,143 --> 00:59:41,877
- So, Lily was always
- the better sister.
- 1361
- 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:44,713
- I mean, she did everything
- perfectly.
- 1362
- 00:59:44,715 --> 00:59:47,983
- She got a 4.0 GPA.
- 1363
- 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:51,153
- Uh, she was the captain
- of the soccer team.
- 1364
- 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:54,790
- She graduated with honors
- from Harvard.
- 1365
- 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:58,193
- And then... she decided
- to marry Jordan.
- 1366
- 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:00,829
- Thanks, Dad.
- 1367
- 01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:02,631
- Um, but yeah. No.
- 1368
- 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,834
- I'm -- I'm very happy that
- the two of them are together,
- 1369
- 01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:10,339
- and if I can just give one word
- or two words of advice,
- 1370
- 01:00:10,341 --> 01:00:15,010
- uh, to Jordan,
- it would be buckle up.
- 1371
- 01:00:15,346 --> 01:00:17,245
- Yeah.
- And -- Yeah.
- 1372
- 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:19,982
- Thanks, guy--
- That's the end of the speech.
- 1373
- 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,251
- Well, it's about damn time.
- 1374
- 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:25,287
- - That's what I say.
- - Okay. Relax, Mom.
- 1375
- 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:27,889
- You guys have known each other
- what, 10 years?
- 1376
- 01:00:27,891 --> 01:00:29,858
- But it's not like we were
- hanging out the entire time.
- 1377
- 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,227
- But Lily and Jordan just met
- two years ago,
- 1378
- 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:33,695
- and they're getting married
- tomorrow.
- 1379
- 01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:34,830
- Mom, leave me out of it.
- 1380
- 01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:37,065
- Well, come on.
- Ben, I get it.
- 1381
- 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,034
- You were probably heartbroken
- when she was with Nate.
- 1382
- 01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:40,702
- Mom, God!
- 1383
- 01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:42,237
- - I bet you hated Nate.
- - I didn't really know him.
- 1384
- 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:45,374
- Hey, hon, how much longer
- before the potatoes are ready?
- 1385
- 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:46,842
- They're done.
- Why?
- 1386
- 01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:48,210
- I'm just trying to gauge
- how much longer
- 1387
- 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,978
- before I put the branzino
- on the grill.
- 1388
- 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,813
- Fifteen minutes ago!
- 1389
- 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:54,983
- - Whoops. Sorry. I got it.
- - Oh, it never gets any easier.
- 1390
- 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,752
- So what's the problem?
- 1391
- 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,387
- Are you afraid
- of strong women?
- 1392
- 01:00:58,389 --> 01:01:01,156
- What? No. No. N-No.
- I-I love strong women.
- 1393
- 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,758
- Okay.
- So what took you so long?
- 1394
- 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,292
- - Well, I --
- - You don't have to answer that.
- 1395
- 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:05,894
- - I can answer that.
- - No.
- 1396
- 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:07,229
- You have to stop asking
- so many questions --
- 1397
- 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,031
- Because you're asking
- so many questions!
- 1398
- 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:10,365
- - Stop!
- - Let him answer it!
- 1399
- 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:11,400
- So?
- 1400
- 01:01:11,402 --> 01:01:12,801
- We were just friends.
- 1401
- 01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:14,770
- Friends?
- Friends grow on trees.
- 1402
- 01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:17,172
- But let me tell you what doesn't
- grow on trees. Wives.
- 1403
- 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,974
- Now, this fine piece
- right here --
- 1404
- 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,442
- Mom, don't find me
- a fine piece.
- 1405
- 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:21,810
- - What?
- - That's weird.
- 1406
- 01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:23,145
- You're my daughter.
- 1407
- 01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:24,980
- It's okay if I think
- you're a fine slice.
- 1408
- 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,948
- Look.
- He obviously agrees.
- 1409
- 01:01:26,950 --> 01:01:28,383
- Or he wouldn't be
- throwing it into you.
- 1410
- 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:29,985
- - Okay! That's enough.
- - Right?
- 1411
- 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,187
- Ben, go see if my dad needs help
- with the grill.
- 1412
- 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,156
- - Yep.
- - Great.
- 1413
- 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:36,058
- It's crazy.
- You two have nothing in common.
- 1414
- 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,060
- Fuck off.
- 1415
- 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,128
- - Hey, Mr. Mori.
- - Hey. How's it going?
- 1416
- 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,430
- Doing good.
- You need any help?
- 1417
- 01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:43,098
- Um...
- 1418
- 01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:46,034
- ...no.
- 1419
- 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:49,404
- I didn't know you were in band.
- 1420
- 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,940
- Hell yeah. Clarinet.
- 1421
- 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:54,409
- Third chair, baby.
- 1422
- 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:57,179
- Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid
- had a crush on you.
- 1423
- 01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:58,480
- How do you know that?
- 1424
- 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:00,849
- 'Cause you wrote,
- "He has a crush on me."
- 1425
- 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:04,152
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1426
- 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:10,225
- Hey.
- You ready for ultimate hotness?
- 1427
- 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,827
- What?
- 1428
- 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:16,298
- Sexy, sexy.
- 1429
- 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,400
- Oh, yes.
- 1430
- 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:21,369
- This is the full seventh-grade
- Alice experience.
- 1431
- 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,772
- Yes, it is, young man.
- 1432
- 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:24,773
- Oh, my God.
- 1433
- 01:02:24,775 --> 01:02:26,775
- I've never done this before.
- 1434
- 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:29,010
- - Mm.
- - Mm.
- 1435
- 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,512
- Mm.
- 1436
- 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,347
- Mm.
- You got to...
- 1437
- 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:33,749
- - What?
- - You got to take it out.
- 1438
- 01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:35,350
- - Is it too much?
- - I can feel it.
- 1439
- 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:39,821
- Hey, um, Nate texted you.
- 1440
- 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:42,858
- - Like, just now?
- - Yeah.
- 1441
- 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,194
- Do you want to --
- Do you want to check it or...
- 1442
- 01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:48,396
- No.
- I'm good.
- 1443
- 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:50,165
- Really?
- 1444
- 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,399
- Yeah.
- 1445
- 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:53,502
- - Check it.
- - You want me to check it?
- 1446
- 01:02:53,504 --> 01:02:56,238
- No.
- I mean, you can. I would.
- 1447
- 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,440
- No. I know what it says.
- I don't need to check that.
- 1448
- 01:02:58,442 --> 01:02:59,941
- What does it say?
- 1449
- 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:02,310
- Probably like...
- "Oh, Alice.
- 1450
- 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:03,779
- I miss you.
- 1451
- 01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:07,115
- I made a mistake."
- 1452
- 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,084
- That doesn't mess with you,
- like, at all?
- 1453
- 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:12,420
- No, dude.
- I'm with you.
- 1454
- 01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:15,791
- You know.
- I'm with you.
- 1455
- 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:16,992
- - Mm.
- - This guy.
- 1456
- 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:20,128
- Mm.
- 1457
- 01:03:21,198 --> 01:03:23,098
- Mm.
- 1458
- 01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:29,504
- Uh... w-wait.
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
- 1459
- 01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:31,206
- - I think...
- - What?
- 1460
- 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:35,210
- Maybe we wait till we're
- back home to do this.
- 1461
- 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:39,347
- - Are you being serious?
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 1462
- 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:43,251
- I don't want your mom to come in
- and, like, bop me on the head.
- 1463
- 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:44,886
- Bop you?
- 1464
- 01:03:44,888 --> 01:03:46,521
- Yeah.
- Bop me.
- 1465
- 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:48,957
- Um, cool.
- 1466
- 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,058
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1467
- 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,860
- - No. It's fine.
- - No, I...
- 1468
- 01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:54,429
- I just figured maybe the walls
- are kind of thin,
- 1469
- 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:55,864
- maybe your parents can hear us.
- 1470
- 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,532
- I mean, they can't, but yeah.
- 1471
- 01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:01,102
- It's okay.
- We have to wake up early anyway.
- 1472
- 01:04:01,572 --> 01:04:04,873
- Hey, you know what we're
- gonna do when we get back home?
- 1473
- 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:05,874
- What?
- 1474
- 01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:08,343
- Just sex.
- 1475
- 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,912
- Just hardcore fucking.
- 1476
- 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:13,048
- Okay.
- 1477
- 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:15,517
- Go to bed.
- 1478
- 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:19,921
- Hey, I'm totally cool
- if you want to check that text.
- 1479
- 01:04:19,923 --> 01:04:21,990
- Oh, my God. Shut up.
- 1480
- 01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:23,358
- Where are the caterers?!
- 1481
- 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,261
- They were supposed to be here
- an hour ago!
- 1482
- 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:29,497
- Dolores, please put down
- those flowers.
- 1483
- 01:04:29,499 --> 01:04:31,366
- Mitchell,
- why aren't you dressed?
- 1484
- 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:33,368
- I need a little help
- with the collage.
- 1485
- 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,904
- - It's taking forever.
- - Are you kidding?
- 1486
- 01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:38,139
- - Oh, my God!
- - Uh, I can help.
- 1487
- 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,308
- Go! Go! Go!
- 1488
- 01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:42,010
- I hope you're better
- with a glue stick
- 1489
- 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,511
- than you are with a helium tank.
- 1490
- 01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:45,146
- Hey, Mr. Mori,
- How's it going?
- 1491
- 01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:46,915
- - What -- What can I do?
- - Uh, we're collaging.
- 1492
- 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:48,917
- Start with that pile.
- Cut around heads.
- 1493
- 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,252
- - Okay.
- - Leave the ears, though.
- 1494
- 01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:51,353
- Yeah.
- 1495
- 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,489
- What am I supposed to do
- with this?
- 1496
- 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:57,025
- Just zhush.
- 1497
- 01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:58,526
- What is zhushing?
- 1498
- 01:04:58,528 --> 01:04:59,961
- It's, like, something.
- 1499
- 01:04:59,963 --> 01:05:00,996
- - Like that?
- - Yeah.
- 1500
- 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,564
- Okay.
- 1501
- 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,433
- Are you nervous?
- 1502
- 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,235
- No.
- 1503
- 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,339
- Are you jealous?
- 1504
- 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:15,210
- Jesus Christ.
- 1505
- 01:05:15,212 --> 01:05:17,045
- You are a monster in this dress.
- 1506
- 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:19,047
- Hey, you're not allowed
- to say mean things.
- 1507
- 01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:21,182
- I'm just kidding.
- I am. I love you.
- 1508
- 01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:23,118
- I love you.
- 1509
- 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,620
- I can't believe you made me wear
- this stupid dress.
- 1510
- 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,125
- You look pretty.
- 1511
- 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:32,193
- Okay.
- 1512
- 01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:36,932
- You can put that one, uh,
- 1513
- 01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:38,967
- next to the engagement picture
- right there.
- 1514
- 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,669
- No problem.
- 1515
- 01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:44,606
- Oh, my God.
- 1516
- 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:49,311
- - Is this Alice?
- - Ah. Yeah.
- 1517
- 01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:50,445
- Oh.
- Look at that hat.
- 1518
- 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,614
- I know.
- Isn't she cute?
- 1519
- 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:00,522
- Whoops. I don't know
- how Nate got in there.
- 1520
- 01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:02,257
- Probably should have
- thrown that one out.
- 1521
- 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,258
- I'm sorry.
- 1522
- 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:04,626
- Oh, no.
- Hey, it happens.
- 1523
- 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:06,227
- - Yeah.
- - Right?
- 1524
- 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:11,132
- I'm really glad
- you came along, Ben.
- 1525
- 01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:15,737
- Haven't seen my daughter
- this happy in a long time.
- 1526
- 01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:23,611
- Everybody's moving so slowly.
- 1527
- 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,413
- - Come on.
- - Dad.
- 1528
- 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,350
- - Oh.
- - This is not good here.
- 1529
- 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,085
- Why aren't the flowers
- already here?
- 1530
- 01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:31,753
- - For God's sakes.
- - It's okay.
- 1531
- 01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:34,990
- It's all right. It's beautiful.
- You've done an amazing job.
- 1532
- 01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:36,591
- I love you.
- Okay. I love you, too.
- 1533
- 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,493
- All right.
- 1534
- 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,428
- Okay.
- Go to work.
- 1535
- 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,097
- Hi!
- 1536
- 01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:44,032
- Oh, my God.
- How are you?
- 1537
- 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,567
- Hi. Ben.
- 1538
- 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,035
- - Ben.
- - This is Ben. Sorry.
- 1539
- 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:48,470
- I didn't introduce you.
- This is Darlene.
- 1540
- 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:50,305
- How's it going?
- Nice to meet you. Ben.
- 1541
- 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,706
- Look at you. Oh.
- 1542
- 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,208
- Hello.
- 1543
- 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:56,578
- - Thanks, Uncle Peter.
- - Thank you, Uncle Peter.
- 1544
- 01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:58,013
- Ben. Ben.
- 1545
- 01:06:58,015 --> 01:06:59,447
- The assistant grill master.
- Come on.
- 1546
- 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,715
- No, no, no, no, no.
- It's okay.
- 1547
- 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,417
- It's fine.
- Just come into the shot.
- 1548
- 01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:04,252
- - Okay, okay, okay.
- - Now I need to recheck the --
- 1549
- 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:06,554
- - All right. All right.
- - I need to look.
- 1550
- 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:08,156
- How tall are you?
- You're too tall.
- 1551
- 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:09,190
- - Six foot.
- - Stand in back.
- 1552
- 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,191
- - Okay.
- - Right here.
- 1553
- 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:11,593
- - Here?
- - Yes. Perfect.
- 1554
- 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:13,561
- Okay.
- Ready.
- 1555
- 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:18,400
- So, um, to wrap it all up,
- uh, Jordan, don't get drunk
- 1556
- 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:21,369
- because, um, you're gonna
- have to perform tonight, right?
- 1557
- 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:28,610
- Thanks to Kit and Kate
- for the wonderful flowers.
- 1558
- 01:07:28,612 --> 01:07:30,045
- They were amazing.
- 1559
- 01:07:30,047 --> 01:07:32,414
- And, um, a round of applause
- for Ben,
- 1560
- 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:34,716
- Alice's new boyfriend.
- 1561
- 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,751
- We like him 'cause he's cute.
- 1562
- 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,420
- Okay. No.
- 1563
- 01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:40,088
- - Yeah, Ben.
- - Thank you.
- 1564
- 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,557
- So, uh, you know,
- enjoy the food.
- 1565
- 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,626
- Celebrate.
- Congratulations, Lily.
- 1566
- 01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:46,161
- Okay. Okay. That's...
- 1567
- 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:49,764
- - Yeah, Mom, yeah.
- - Whoo!
- 1568
- 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,334
- - She -- She's on fire tonight.
- - She is freaking...
- 1569
- 01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:55,070
- - She's killing it.
- - ...a bullet.
- 1570
- 01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:57,105
- - Wow.
- - Um, are you doing okay?
- 1571
- 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:58,840
- Yeah. Yeah.
- No, I'm good.
- 1572
- 01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,308
- Okay.
- 1573
- 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:03,311
- It's more than you could have
- possibly imagined, right?
- 1574
- 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,346
- No, no, no. No, no.
- It's great.
- 1575
- 01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:06,714
- - Alice.
- - All right.
- 1576
- 01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,149
- - Get over here.
- - Okay.
- 1577
- 01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:10,185
- - Say hi to your cousins.
- - Okay!
- 1578
- 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:11,853
- - You're doing great.
- - Oh.
- 1579
- 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,422
- Hurry.
- 1580
- 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:15,757
- I'm coming.
- 1581
- 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:26,301
- As Nick's best man, I could
- tell you all the stories
- 1582
- 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,303
- about his past boyfriends.
- 1583
- 01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:30,438
- And as Brett's best man,
- I could tell you
- 1584
- 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,640
- all the stories
- about his ex-girlfriends.
- 1585
- 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,576
- - But we're not gonna do that.
- - No, we are not.
- 1586
- 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,377
- - Mnh-mnh.
- - Because we love each other.
- 1587
- 01:08:36,379 --> 01:08:39,247
- Yes.
- And because my ex is here.
- 1588
- 01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,715
- - Hi, Chloe.
- - Hi, Brett.
- 1589
- 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,550
- Oh, don't you talk to him,
- bitch!
- 1590
- 01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:51,826
- Ben, let's go.
- 1591
- 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:53,561
- What are you doing?
- 1592
- 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:55,396
- Writing a card
- for Brett and Nick.
- 1593
- 01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:56,831
- Okay.
- 1594
- 01:08:57,868 --> 01:08:59,534
- Ohh.
- 1595
- 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:03,238
- Oh, God, what are these pillows?
- 1596
- 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,639
- I think it was a gift.
- 1597
- 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,307
- Okay, I'm gonna
- buy you new ones.
- 1598
- 01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:08,209
- - You don't have to do that.
- - Yes, I do.
- 1599
- 01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:10,445
- - They're burning my eyes.
- - Well, I like them.
- 1600
- 01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:12,280
- How much longer?
- 1601
- 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:16,284
- Love, Alice and Ben.
- There we go.
- 1602
- 01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:17,519
- All right.
- 1603
- 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:18,820
- Okay. You ready?
- 1604
- 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,522
- Yeah. Been ready.
- 1605
- 01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:23,458
- Do you have the gift
- in your car?
- 1606
- 01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:28,530
- - Oh.
- - Alice.
- 1607
- 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:29,564
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Seriously?
- 1608
- 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:31,466
- I left it at my house.
- 1609
- 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:32,767
- We can swing by and pick it up.
- 1610
- 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,270
- No, no.
- We don't have time for that.
- 1611
- 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:37,238
- Fuck. Okay. Come on. We --
- All right, let's go.
- 1612
- 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,773
- Okay.
- 1613
- 01:09:41,411 --> 01:09:43,411
- Oh, I hate this.
- 1614
- 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:44,846
- I hate showing up empty-handed.
- 1615
- 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:47,482
- It's fine. I promise you
- they don't give a shit.
- 1616
- 01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:49,250
- I give a shit.
- 1617
- 01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:51,686
- Hand-delivering a gift.
- It's a -- It's a classic move.
- 1618
- 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,588
- Okay, well, I never give a gift.
- 1619
- 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:55,690
- You never give a gift?
- What does that mean?
- 1620
- 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,693
- No. They should give me a gift
- for coming to this shit.
- 1621
- 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,595
- - Do you hear yourself right now?
- - Yeah.
- 1622
- 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:01,863
- That's the most selfish thing
- I've ever heard
- 1623
- 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:04,199
- in my entire life --
- my entire life.
- 1624
- 01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,466
- Shouldn't it be refrigerated?
- 1625
- 01:10:05,468 --> 01:10:06,768
- No, we're already going
- to the roof.
- 1626
- 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,503
- Oh. Are you friends
- of Brett and Nick?
- 1627
- 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,338
- - Uh, yeah, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1628
- 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,973
- Uh, I'm Ben.
- This is Alice.
- 1629
- 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:14,576
- I can introduce myself.
- I'm Alice. This is Ben.
- 1630
- 01:10:14,578 --> 01:10:16,644
- Oh. Pleased to meet you guys.
- I'm Jackie.
- 1631
- 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,713
- - Greg.
- - We're the downstairs neighbors.
- 1632
- 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,548
- You guys know if there's gonna
- be food at this thing?
- 1633
- 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:21,950
- I already told you
- that there isn't food.
- 1634
- 01:10:21,952 --> 01:10:23,418
- - I don't know.
- - Never been wrong.
- 1635
- 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:24,686
- Never, ever been wrong
- in your life?
- 1636
- 01:10:24,688 --> 01:10:26,888
- See? They have a gift.
- 1637
- 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:28,323
- Okay. You know what?
- 1638
- 01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,757
- Can you just --
- Can you let it go?
- 1639
- 01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:30,925
- I really don't want to go
- through the whole party
- 1640
- 01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:31,859
- in a fight.
- 1641
- 01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:33,728
- I'm not doing anything.
- 1642
- 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,763
- You're being a little shitty.
- 1643
- 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:36,864
- Don't do that.
- 1644
- 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,433
- - Do what?
- - Don't do that.
- 1645
- 01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:39,901
- Don't make me feel crazy
- because you messed up.
- 1646
- 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,804
- I'm not. I literally
- left a present at home.
- 1647
- 01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:44,806
- It should not be
- this big of a deal.
- 1648
- 01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,674
- Are you kidding me?
- It's a big deal.
- 1649
- 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:48,543
- I asked you to pick it up
- like, what, three times?
- 1650
- 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:51,613
- Who cares that you're
- literally the only person
- 1651
- 01:10:51,615 --> 01:10:53,815
- who doesn't use
- gift registration.
- 1652
- 01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:55,483
- Yeah, that's what's special
- 1653
- 01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:56,985
- about actually
- hand-delivering a gift.
- 1654
- 01:10:56,987 --> 01:10:58,486
- You get to see their reaction.
- 1655
- 01:10:58,488 --> 01:10:59,654
- You get to see the joy.
- It's amazing.
- 1656
- 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:00,788
- Well, we got them a Keurig.
- 1657
- 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:01,889
- I don't think the two of them
- 1658
- 01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:03,458
- will exactly come
- with enthusiasm.
- 1659
- 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:04,692
- Well, we're never gonna
- know now, are we?
- 1660
- 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,562
- - Okay. Hey!
- - Hi.
- 1661
- 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,298
- Oh, my God.
- Hi, buddy.
- 1662
- 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,434
- Hey, congratulations, dude.
- 1663
- 01:11:13,436 --> 01:11:15,670
- You guys, I am so sorry
- we don't come bearing gifts.
- 1664
- 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:16,871
- Bozo here left it at home.
- 1665
- 01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:18,806
- - Seriously?
- - I'm joking.
- 1666
- 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:20,675
- I'm joking! It was me.
- 1667
- 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,410
- I'm the monster
- who left your Keurig at home.
- 1668
- 01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:23,845
- - I'm sorry.
- - A Keurig?
- 1669
- 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:25,446
- It's a little coffee thing
- with the pods.
- 1670
- 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:26,781
- Oh! Nice!
- 1671
- 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,416
- It's nice.
- Thank you so much.
- 1672
- 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:29,917
- Yeah. See, you get to see
- the excitement.
- 1673
- 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:31,586
- Yeah, yeah.
- Well, you blew the surprise.
- 1674
- 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:34,355
- Okay? She blew the surprise.
- I'm sorry.
- 1675
- 01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:35,823
- Well, for the record,
- I don't give a shit
- 1676
- 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:36,824
- that you left it at home.
- 1677
- 01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:38,026
- Okay, well, forget it.
- 1678
- 01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,694
- Congratulations, you guys.
- 1679
- 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:42,297
- - Oh.
- - I'm so happy to see you.
- 1680
- 01:11:42,299 --> 01:11:43,765
- - Let's get shitfaced. Yeah?
- - Please, yes.
- 1681
- 01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:46,401
- Please, please, please.
- 1682
- 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,746
- Okay.
- So they ran out of beer,
- 1683
- 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:01,983
- so I had to settle for whatever
- was in the plastic jug.
- 1684
- 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,651
- Oh.
- 1685
- 01:12:05,055 --> 01:12:06,521
- Ugh. That's awful.
- 1686
- 01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,423
- - Will you hold this?
- - Yeah.
- 1687
- 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:11,826
- Hey, for Jacob
- and Anna's wedding,
- 1688
- 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,461
- I was thinking
- that we just do the same thing
- 1689
- 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,662
- that we did at the beach
- 1690
- 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,597
- and stick around
- a couple extra days.
- 1691
- 01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:19,033
- Um, yeah. I --
- I don't know.
- 1692
- 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:20,635
- I-I don't know if I can make it
- to that one.
- 1693
- 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,437
- What? Why?
- 1694
- 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:24,439
- I just -- I have a thing.
- 1695
- 01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:26,441
- - A thing.
- - Yeah. It's a work thing.
- 1696
- 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:28,976
- - I can't move it.
- - No. You're not making me go
- 1697
- 01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:31,379
- to Jacob Cartelli's wedding
- by myself.
- 1698
- 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,980
- I'm...
- 1699
- 01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,682
- pretty sure you can handle it.
- 1700
- 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,784
- Ben, you're coming
- to the wedding.
- 1701
- 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,920
- You don't get to just bail
- 'cause you're in a mood.
- 1702
- 01:12:38,922 --> 01:12:41,022
- - I'm not in a mood.
- - Yes, you are.
- 1703
- 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,924
- You're in a little bitch mood
- 'cause of the coffeemaker.
- 1704
- 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:44,859
- It's not the coffeemaker!
- 1705
- 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,934
- Sorry. I just --
- I-I need a second.
- 1706
- 01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:06,080
- There you are.
- 1707
- 01:13:06,082 --> 01:13:07,382
- Jesus.
- 1708
- 01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:09,917
- Hey.
- 1709
- 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,652
- Are you smoking?
- 1710
- 01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:13,988
- Yeah.
- Bummed it off of somebody.
- 1711
- 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,958
- You look like a fucking idiot
- smoking that thing.
- 1712
- 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,559
- Yeah.
- 1713
- 01:13:20,497 --> 01:13:21,963
- What's going on with you?
- 1714
- 01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:24,532
- Nothing.
- I'm just thinking.
- 1715
- 01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,001
- About?
- 1716
- 01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:28,136
- I don't know.
- Stuff.
- 1717
- 01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:29,570
- Oh. Stuff. Okay.
- 1718
- 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:30,838
- In that case, I'll leave you be.
- 1719
- 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,040
- Hey. Stop. Talk to me.
- 1720
- 01:13:34,477 --> 01:13:35,810
- I just -- I don't --
- 1721
- 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:38,179
- I've been thinking
- about us, you know?
- 1722
- 01:13:38,181 --> 01:13:39,647
- About what this is.
- 1723
- 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,149
- We were dating.
- 1724
- 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:42,683
- It's not a huge fucking mystery.
- 1725
- 01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:45,153
- It's not weird to you,
- 1726
- 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:47,155
- you know, that we're all of
- a sudden, like, this couple?
- 1727
- 01:13:47,157 --> 01:13:48,923
- No.
- 1728
- 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,158
- Ben, this isn't sudden.
- 1729
- 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,627
- We've been doing this
- for a while.
- 1730
- 01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:54,962
- I mean, Jesus, you came
- to my sister's wedding with me.
- 1731
- 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,498
- Yeah. Yeah. Because that's --
- that was the deal.
- 1732
- 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,434
- That's what we do.
- 1733
- 01:14:00,537 --> 01:14:02,036
- Are you fucking serious
- right now?
- 1734
- 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:05,907
- I just -- I-I never --
- I never saw us as -- as a thing.
- 1735
- 01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:07,608
- So? Neither did I.
- 1736
- 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,811
- Quite frankly, I was repulsed
- by the idea of you.
- 1737
- 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,012
- - Thanks.
- - But it changed,
- 1738
- 01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:13,548
- and it just -- it happened.
- 1739
- 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:19,687
- I can just --
- I can feel you settling in.
- 1740
- 01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,056
- - And I'm having doubts.
- - Okay.
- 1741
- 01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:24,826
- That's okay.
- 1742
- 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,227
- I-I mean, you're allowed
- to have doubts.
- 1743
- 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:28,663
- It's just
- I don't think we have...
- 1744
- 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,532
- ...you know, what, like,
- Brett and Nick have.
- 1745
- 01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:34,869
- - What, two dicks?
- - No. Just...
- 1746
- 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:37,538
- Alice, I look
- at some of these couples,
- 1747
- 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:39,640
- and they're not like us.
- 1748
- 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:42,577
- They just --
- They -- They have this...
- 1749
- 01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,545
- - this...
- - Love?
- 1750
- 01:14:44,547 --> 01:14:45,580
- Yeah.
- 1751
- 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:47,615
- Yeah, well, I love you, dumbass.
- 1752
- 01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:56,624
- Do you love me?
- 1753
- 01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:57,892
- Uh...
- 1754
- 01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:00,695
- I don't know.
- 1755
- 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:08,202
- - So that's a no.
- - It's an I don't know.
- 1756
- 01:15:08,204 --> 01:15:09,904
- - Okay.
- - Alice, I just need to be...
- 1757
- 01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:11,506
- - That's fucking great.
- - ...100% certain with you.
- 1758
- 01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:12,807
- And I'm not.
- I'm not right now.
- 1759
- 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:13,774
- Oh, my God.
- 1760
- 01:15:13,776 --> 01:15:15,576
- I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 1761
- 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,078
- I-I-I should have stopped this
- a long time ago.
- 1762
- 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,814
- Ben, don't do this.
- Stop, stop doing this.
- 1763
- 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:22,016
- I'm serious.
- We have a good thing, okay?
- 1764
- 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,552
- I-I'm not -- I'm not asking you
- to marry me.
- 1765
- 01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,554
- I'm not asking you to move in.
- 1766
- 01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:29,190
- I mean, what?
- What do you need? What --
- 1767
- 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,526
- This is good. You just
- have to give it a chance.
- 1768
- 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:33,794
- - Just -- Just try it for me.
- - I can't. I can't.
- 1769
- 01:15:33,796 --> 01:15:36,063
- - Why can't --
- - I can't just say "Fuck it"
- 1770
- 01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:37,832
- and then hurt you
- the way that Nate did.
- 1771
- 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,067
- I'm sorry, but that would
- kill me if I did that to you.
- 1772
- 01:15:40,069 --> 01:15:42,069
- Don't say that to me.
- 1773
- 01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:47,174
- You are hurting me way more
- than Nate ever hurt me.
- 1774
- 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:50,845
- God, Ben, you talk
- about how you want love.
- 1775
- 01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:53,681
- You're always looking for love,
- and I'm here.
- 1776
- 01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:56,617
- It's standing right in front
- of you, and you can't --
- 1777
- 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,156
- - Alice, I'm so sorry.
- - Don't --
- 1778
- 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:05,660
- Don't fucking say you're sorry.
- 1779
- 01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,628
- You are not sorry, Ben.
- 1780
- 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:10,998
- You think you're this good guy,
- and you're not.
- 1781
- 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,767
- You are not.
- 1782
- 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:16,571
- - You're a fucking asshole.
- - Alice.
- 1783
- 01:16:16,573 --> 01:16:19,674
- I don't fucking give a shit.
- Honestly.
- 1784
- 01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,008
- I'm cool.
- 1785
- 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:38,359
- Before the wedding, I sat down
- with Josh and Allison
- 1786
- 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:41,596
- and had them each tell me what
- they thought about one another,
- 1787
- 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:43,598
- what makes up their love,
- 1788
- 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:47,268
- what makes them soul mates
- and there for one another.
- 1789
- 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:50,371
- I am always very impressed
- with your love.
- 1790
- 01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:53,140
- You may now kiss the bride.
- 1791
- 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:56,711
- - Mazel tov!
- - Mazel tov!
- 1792
- 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:06,687
- The first time
- that Allison met Josh,
- 1793
- 01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:08,289
- she just straight-up farted.
- 1794
- 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,992
- And then she blamed me for it.
- 1795
- 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:14,128
- Didn't you, Allison?
- 1796
- 01:17:21,738 --> 01:17:25,172
- Yeah, I'm -- I'm a VP
- at a start-up.
- 1797
- 01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:26,407
- That doesn't sound
- very interesting.
- 1798
- 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,042
- It's not. It's not.
- That's the thing.
- 1799
- 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,378
- - Excuse me.
- - My God. Hi.
- 1800
- 01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:32,013
- Oh, my God.
- So good to see you.
- 1801
- 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:34,348
- Somebody call
- about their dirty pool?
- 1802
- 01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:36,417
- My pool is so wet.
- 1803
- 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,285
- Those tits look delicious.
- 1804
- 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,954
- Okay.
- 1805
- 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,957
- Oh, yeah.
- That's where I like it.
- 1806
- 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,393
- ♪ ...to see the day ♪
- 1807
- 01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:51,399
- Michael, Kara, I have one
- last thing to say to you both.
- 1808
- 01:17:51,401 --> 01:17:53,768
- Flash mob!
- 1809
- 01:17:57,173 --> 01:18:01,008
- ♪ How might I live
- to see the day? ♪
- 1810
- 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,309
- How many keys you want?
- 1811
- 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:04,779
- Just one.
- 1812
- 01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:08,849
- - There you go.
- - Thank you.
- 1813
- 01:18:15,091 --> 01:18:16,190
- You here alone?
- 1814
- 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,793
- Sort of.
- I'm Michael's cousin.
- 1815
- 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,028
- No, uh -- No boyfriend?
- 1816
- 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:24,832
- ♪ But I can't ♪
- 1817
- 01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:29,437
- ♪ So I'm rolling on ♪
- 1818
- 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,039
- Uh, Ben.
- 1819
- 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,974
- Yikes.
- 1820
- 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:35,843
- Hey. Hey, Ben.
- 1821
- 01:18:35,845 --> 01:18:37,912
- Ben, let's get you
- some water, bud.
- 1822
- 01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:39,313
- What? Come on.
- I'm just dancing.
- 1823
- 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:41,048
- No, you're being that idiot
- at the wedding.
- 1824
- 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,250
- - What?
- - Being that guy.
- 1825
- 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,219
- - That guy?
- - Yeah.
- 1826
- 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,887
- It's not great.
- 1827
- 01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,056
- Come on.
- Take a seat.
- 1828
- 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:51,726
- What are you doing?
- 1829
- 01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:52,927
- What?
- I'm having a good time.
- 1830
- 01:18:52,929 --> 01:18:54,795
- No, you aren't.
- That's not fun.
- 1831
- 01:18:54,797 --> 01:18:56,063
- That did not look
- like you're having fun.
- 1832
- 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,898
- I'm having -- I'm having a ball.
- 1833
- 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,400
- I'm having a regular
- old ball of a time.
- 1834
- 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:00,935
- I'm flying solo, buddy.
- 1835
- 01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,403
- Uh, sure.
- 1836
- 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,738
- - It's great.
- - Where's Alice?
- 1837
- 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,005
- I mean, I thought you guys
- 1838
- 01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:06,273
- were doing all these weddings
- together.
- 1839
- 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,209
- We sort of, um...
- 1840
- 01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:10,411
- W-We sort of imploded.
- 1841
- 01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:14,315
- I imploded it.
- 1842
- 01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:16,183
- Mm-hmm. Why?
- 1843
- 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:17,852
- 'Cause, man, I don't know.
- 1844
- 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:20,521
- I don't know if I can be
- with her, you know, forever.
- 1845
- 01:19:20,523 --> 01:19:21,922
- Ohh.
- 1846
- 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:22,823
- What?
- 1847
- 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,460
- - You know how you're a dumb guy?
- - Yeah.
- 1848
- 01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:28,863
- I think these weddings
- are making you dumber.
- 1849
- 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,933
- Yeah. Maybe.
- No more weddings.
- 1850
- 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:34,301
- They're bad for me.
- 1851
- 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,270
- If I get invited to another one,
- 1852
- 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,938
- I'm gonna be like,
- "Hey, no, thank you," okay?
- 1853
- 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,040
- I can't go.
- I can't do it.
- 1854
- 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:42,943
- It's just like,
- why is everybody so in love
- 1855
- 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,213
- and just so -- just sure?
- 1856
- 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:47,915
- Dude, they're not.
- 1857
- 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:49,450
- What are you talk--
- What are you talking about?
- 1858
- 01:19:49,452 --> 01:19:51,152
- You have never had doubts
- about Amanda.
- 1859
- 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:52,520
- Why would you say that?
- 1860
- 01:19:52,522 --> 01:19:54,255
- How do you know?
- 1861
- 01:19:54,257 --> 01:19:55,923
- Do you, like, watch us,
- like, all the time?
- 1862
- 01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:57,091
- Do you have a camera
- set up in our house?
- 1863
- 01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:58,425
- Jesus.
- 1864
- 01:19:58,427 --> 01:20:00,394
- I have doubts about Amanda
- all the time.
- 1865
- 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:02,263
- We're not perfect.
- 1866
- 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:05,900
- Me and Amanda getting married,
- we're just going for it.
- 1867
- 01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:07,434
- We don't know.
- 1868
- 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,070
- So what's the point?
- 1869
- 01:20:10,072 --> 01:20:11,071
- Because it's fun.
- 1870
- 01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:12,239
- You know?
- 1871
- 01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:14,575
- It is.
- It's a really fun party.
- 1872
- 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:19,246
- And it's nice to tell someone
- that you're in
- 1873
- 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:21,182
- and to say it to their face
- 1874
- 01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:23,384
- in front of this room
- full of people.
- 1875
- 01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:27,154
- And it's nice to hear it back.
- 1876
- 01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:31,192
- Look, man, I love you.
- 1877
- 01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:32,560
- You're the best.
- 1878
- 01:20:32,562 --> 01:20:35,262
- But you're not that great.
- 1879
- 01:20:35,264 --> 01:20:37,898
- Right now you're kind of
- like that guy
- 1880
- 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:40,201
- in an ice cream store who, like,
- samples every single flavor
- 1881
- 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,368
- before he picks one.
- 1882
- 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,970
- That guy sucks.
- 1883
- 01:20:42,972 --> 01:20:45,906
- But how can I know
- what's best, though?
- 1884
- 01:20:45,908 --> 01:20:48,142
- You won't.
- 1885
- 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,948
- Shit.
- 1886
- 01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:55,883
- I fucked up.
- 1887
- 01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,286
- Yes, you did.
- 1888
- 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:04,925
- And it's -- it's not --
- 1889
- 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:06,126
- it's not easy, you know,
- because...
- 1890
- 01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:08,229
- - Louder!
- - ...I'm the older brother
- 1891
- 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:10,297
- and I don't even
- have a girlfriend.
- 1892
- 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:11,432
- Louder!
- 1893
- 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:36,056
- Ben. How are you?
- 1894
- 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,992
- Hey, Mr. Ricciardi,
- how are you?
- 1895
- 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,660
- I saw your dad yesterday.
- 1896
- 01:21:39,662 --> 01:21:42,396
- He said you might be looking
- for a new line of work.
- 1897
- 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:43,597
- Is that true?
- 1898
- 01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:45,332
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't really know.
- 1899
- 01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:48,035
- I really think you should
- consider the flavor business.
- 1900
- 01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:49,937
- We could use smart people
- like yourself.
- 1901
- 01:21:49,939 --> 01:21:51,538
- - Yeah.
- - Just yesterday,
- 1902
- 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:56,510
- my associate perfected a new
- jalapeño pomegranate flavor.
- 1903
- 01:21:56,512 --> 01:21:58,012
- Have you ever heard
- of such a thing?
- 1904
- 01:21:58,014 --> 01:21:59,513
- No, no, no.
- I haven't.
- 1905
- 01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:01,615
- Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, have you
- seen Alice Mori today?
- 1906
- 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:06,053
- No. We also found a way
- to make barbecue sprinkles.
- 1907
- 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:07,321
- Not very good.
- 1908
- 01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:08,555
- - Ben?
- - Alice.
- 1909
- 01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:12,626
- - Nate.
- - Ben.
- 1910
- 01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:14,595
- How you doing, dude?
- 1911
- 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:20,534
- I'm good. Yeah.
- 1912
- 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:22,937
- - Harry Ricciardi.
- - Nate Lam.
- 1913
- 01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:25,606
- I thought you couldn't come
- to this one.
- 1914
- 01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:30,077
- Yeah. I, uh, moved my thing.
- 1915
- 01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:34,682
- Well, if you'll excuse me,
- I have to go find the missus.
- 1916
- 01:22:37,019 --> 01:22:39,453
- So those flowers for me,
- big guy?
- 1917
- 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,956
- Oh. Uh, no. No.
- 1918
- 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,258
- Th-They're -- They're for, um...
- 1919
- 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,093
- uh, they're -- they're for her.
- 1920
- 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:49,363
- Cartelli's stepmom?
- 1921
- 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,531
- Yeah, she -- she loves flowers.
- 1922
- 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:52,633
- Here you go.
- 1923
- 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,101
- All right.
- 1924
- 01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:56,070
- What -- What's this?
- 1925
- 01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:13,320
- Oh-ho-ho-ho.
- 1926
- 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,622
- Oh, take care.
- Come here, come here.
- 1927
- 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:22,563
- Oh! Yes.
- This guy. King Ben.
- 1928
- 01:23:22,565 --> 01:23:24,198
- The B-Zone!
- 1929
- 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,266
- Mm! Bensanity.
- 1930
- 01:23:26,268 --> 01:23:27,668
- Hey, Cartelli, how are you?
- 1931
- 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:30,104
- I'm great, man.
- This is...
- 1932
- 01:23:33,743 --> 01:23:36,110
- Man, my little brother
- just got married.
- 1933
- 01:23:36,112 --> 01:23:40,047
- I mean, it is -- Faah!
- It's the best.
- 1934
- 01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:48,522
- Do you think
- it'll ever happen for us?
- 1935
- 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:51,759
- This?
- 1936
- 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:56,463
- - I don't know.
- - I don't know, either.
- 1937
- 01:24:00,336 --> 01:24:02,269
- Is this crazy?
- You and me should go out
- 1938
- 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:03,570
- one of these nights, you know?
- 1939
- 01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:05,506
- Because I need a wingman,
- you know?
- 1940
- 01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:10,044
- 'Cause I haven't had sex
- in, like, six y-- six years.
- 1941
- 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:13,180
- Uh...
- 1942
- 01:24:13,182 --> 01:24:15,115
- Hi.
- 1943
- 01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:18,052
- Hey, Cartelli,
- I'll be right back.
- 1944
- 01:24:18,054 --> 01:24:20,054
- - Yeah. Yeah, man.
- - Yeah.
- 1945
- 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,823
- Hey, I'm here for you whenever,
- so just hit me up.
- 1946
- 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,558
- Throw up the Bat Signal!
- 1947
- 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,666
- Let's go fucking party.
- 1948
- 01:24:40,142 --> 01:24:41,608
- Hey.
- 1949
- 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,311
- Hey.
- 1950
- 01:24:44,313 --> 01:24:45,712
- Hi.
- 1951
- 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:48,515
- Do you need
- to use the girls' room?
- 1952
- 01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:51,151
- No.
- 1953
- 01:24:52,855 --> 01:24:54,822
- Those flowers were for you,
- by the way.
- 1954
- 01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:57,291
- - Yeah. I know.
- - Yeah.
- 1955
- 01:24:57,293 --> 01:24:58,725
- I was surprised.
- 1956
- 01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:01,128
- I thought you didn't like
- the concept of flowers.
- 1957
- 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,830
- Yeah, but I know you do.
- 1958
- 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,101
- Uh, does he --
- does he know about me?
- 1959
- 01:25:07,103 --> 01:25:08,702
- - Yeah.
- - Huh.
- 1960
- 01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:11,572
- Mm. He doesn't love it.
- 1961
- 01:25:11,574 --> 01:25:13,774
- But, you know, the whole
- Shaina from accounting thing
- 1962
- 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,808
- kind of cancels out.
- 1963
- 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:17,544
- Right. Yeah.
- 1964
- 01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:21,315
- Um, hey, can I --
- can I say something?
- 1965
- 01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:22,749
- Uh, no.
- 1966
- 01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:24,551
- Just -- I just need
- to say one thing,
- 1967
- 01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:26,553
- and I'll -- I'll leave you
- alone, I swear.
- 1968
- 01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:27,888
- I really can't handle
- a big speech right now, Ben.
- 1969
- 01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:30,591
- It's not a big speech.
- 1970
- 01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:33,293
- It's a medium -- medium speech.
- 1971
- 01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:36,430
- Alice, you were right.
- 1972
- 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:38,298
- You were right about me.
- 1973
- 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,637
- I'm an asshole.
- 1974
- 01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:44,804
- And you were right
- about these weddings.
- 1975
- 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:47,274
- I-I can't do them on my own.
- It's impossible.
- 1976
- 01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,375
- It's 'cause you're lonely.
- 1977
- 01:25:48,377 --> 01:25:51,211
- No. It's because
- you're not there.
- 1978
- 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:55,149
- You're not there to -- to insult
- everything that I do.
- 1979
- 01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:57,885
- You're not there to make fun
- of groomsmen photos
- 1980
- 01:25:57,887 --> 01:26:00,754
- and -- and -- and vows
- and all the other bullshit.
- 1981
- 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:05,359
- You're not there to order fish
- at a fucking diner.
- 1982
- 01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:08,395
- And the worst part
- about all this
- 1983
- 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:12,366
- is that you're not there
- because I hurt you.
- 1984
- 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:16,170
- I hurt the one person
- that never deserved it.
- 1985
- 01:26:16,172 --> 01:26:18,572
- And I pushed you away
- 1986
- 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:21,208
- because I'm dumb
- and I'm selfish,
- 1987
- 01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:24,611
- and fuck me for being too late,
- but I love you, Alice.
- 1988
- 01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:29,283
- You love me?
- 1989
- 01:26:29,285 --> 01:26:31,318
- Of course.
- 1990
- 01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:35,622
- Ben, I really...
- 1991
- 01:26:35,624 --> 01:26:36,924
- Everything okay over here?
- 1992
- 01:26:37,726 --> 01:26:39,293
- Uh, yeah.
- 1993
- 01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:42,262
- Sorry. Nate, can we
- just get five minutes?
- 1994
- 01:26:42,264 --> 01:26:45,432
- Um, I should really
- go back inside.
- 1995
- 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:48,402
- Bye, Ben.
- 1996
- 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:05,719
- Alice?
- 1997
- 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,221
- Ben! Help!
- 1998
- 01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,755
- Dad? What's wrong?
- 1999
- 01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:10,457
- I'm fucking high.
- 2000
- 01:27:10,459 --> 01:27:12,826
- Jesus.
- Where are you, Dad?
- 2001
- 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:13,927
- Golf course!
- 2002
- 01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:15,462
- What? Golf course?
- 2003
- 01:27:15,464 --> 01:27:17,497
- It's so goddamn wet over here.
- 2004
- 01:27:17,499 --> 01:27:18,665
- I love you, Chuck.
- 2005
- 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:19,700
- What are you doing
- at a golf course
- 2006
- 01:27:19,702 --> 01:27:20,734
- at 1:00 in the morning?
- 2007
- 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:21,735
- Help me, Ben.
- 2008
- 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,670
- Okay, okay. I'm coming.
- 2009
- 01:27:23,672 --> 01:27:25,639
- What the fuck?
- 2010
- 01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:35,415
- Ah! Ben.
- Thank God you're here.
- 2011
- 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,817
- Dad, what the hell happened?
- 2012
- 01:27:36,819 --> 01:27:38,418
- It's a whole big thing, Ben.
- 2013
- 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,454
- We ate all this acid,
- and we went nuts.
- 2014
- 01:27:40,456 --> 01:27:41,989
- Why?
- Why'd you do any of that?
- 2015
- 01:27:41,991 --> 01:27:43,657
- It's my bachelor party, Ben.
- 2016
- 01:27:43,659 --> 01:27:45,826
- It's his bachelor party, Ben.
- 2017
- 01:27:45,828 --> 01:27:47,928
- It's his bachelor party, Ben.
- 2018
- 01:27:47,930 --> 01:27:50,697
- Can I interest you gentlemen
- in a quick trip to the diner?
- 2019
- 01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:52,766
- - Yeah.
- - No, no.
- 2020
- 01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:54,301
- I'm dropping everyone off
- at home.
- 2021
- 01:27:54,303 --> 01:27:56,637
- - Aw.
- - Aw, Benjamin bummer.
- 2022
- 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:57,771
- Bummer.
- 2023
- 01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:00,941
- Guys, where am I going?
- 2024
- 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:02,709
- Drop them at Hanon's.
- 2025
- 01:28:02,711 --> 01:28:04,611
- You got it, man.
- You know where to go.
- 2026
- 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:06,813
- - I-I don't know where to go.
- - Follow your heart.
- 2027
- 01:28:06,815 --> 01:28:08,649
- - I don't know where to go.
- - Just trust for one second.
- 2028
- 01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:11,351
- - Hanon.
- - Don't get into maps.
- 2029
- 01:28:11,353 --> 01:28:13,420
- And I need to hear
- from some expert...
- 2030
- 01:28:13,422 --> 01:28:14,955
- - Dad.
- - Just do it yourself.
- 2031
- 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:16,657
- - Dad.
- - Yes. Do it yourself, Ben.
- 2032
- 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:19,326
- - Do it yourself.
- - I'm doing this by myself.
- 2033
- 01:28:19,328 --> 01:28:22,529
- - Do it yourself.
- - Dad, what is Hanon's address?
- 2034
- 01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:25,332
- - Thanks, Ben.
- - You're the best.
- 2035
- 01:28:25,334 --> 01:28:27,301
- - Thank you.
- - Whoo!
- 2036
- 01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:28,835
- - No, this way.
- - Hey. Hey. Hey.
- 2037
- 01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:29,936
- - Follow the light.
- - Just --
- 2038
- 01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:31,071
- - Uh, here.
- - Come on, guys.
- 2039
- 01:28:31,073 --> 01:28:32,439
- Get in the house.
- Get in the house.
- 2040
- 01:28:32,441 --> 01:28:33,707
- Whew.
- 2041
- 01:28:34,877 --> 01:28:36,943
- Time to lie down.
- 2042
- 01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:38,712
- Dad, I'm -- Dad, I'm driving.
- 2043
- 01:28:38,714 --> 01:28:40,714
- - Bad energy from the seat.
- - Okay, just -- just --
- 2044
- 01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,416
- - I got to get back here.
- - Can you tuck --
- 2045
- 01:28:42,418 --> 01:28:43,884
- tuck back there?
- 2046
- 01:28:45,621 --> 01:28:49,990
- Ben, I'm so glad
- you're my best man.
- 2047
- 01:28:49,992 --> 01:28:51,825
- I'm not your best man, Dad.
- 2048
- 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,994
- You're so cool.
- 2049
- 01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:56,530
- You are the best, man.
- 2050
- 01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,067
- Best man.
- 2051
- 01:29:00,703 --> 01:29:03,503
- Now I get why it's called that.
- 2052
- 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,605
- Whew.
- 2053
- 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:07,774
- I can't wait for your wife.
- 2054
- 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,009
- Yeah, here we go.
- 2055
- 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,478
- You think it's gonna be Alice?
- 2056
- 01:29:12,614 --> 01:29:14,047
- - No, Dad.
- - Why?
- 2057
- 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,116
- She's so wacky.
- 2058
- 01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:17,984
- We broke up.
- 2059
- 01:29:17,986 --> 01:29:20,420
- Oh, no.
- That's too bad.
- 2060
- 01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:24,791
- - Hey. Hey, Ben.
- - Yeah.
- 2061
- 01:29:24,793 --> 01:29:26,727
- - Ben.
- - Yeah, Dad.
- 2062
- 01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:30,464
- Do you hate Gina?
- 2063
- 01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:32,466
- - No. No, Dad.
- - Tell me the fucking truth.
- 2064
- 01:29:32,468 --> 01:29:34,000
- - Do you hate Gina?
- - I don't hate Gina.
- 2065
- 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:36,570
- Then why are you so mad
- about us?
- 2066
- 01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:39,840
- I'm not mad, Dad.
- I just --
- 2067
- 01:29:40,943 --> 01:29:44,611
- Dad, you're a little bit hard
- to root for sometimes.
- 2068
- 01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:50,384
- When you and Mom split,
- it really messed me up.
- 2069
- 01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:52,119
- And I just decided I didn't
- want to be like you guys.
- 2070
- 01:29:52,121 --> 01:29:53,754
- I just wanted to find the one
- 2071
- 01:29:53,756 --> 01:29:57,124
- and -- and hang on to her
- forever.
- 2072
- 01:29:58,694 --> 01:30:00,761
- And now I'm completely alone.
- 2073
- 01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:02,863
- So...
- 2074
- 01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:05,599
- And you're just moving on
- to your next family.
- 2075
- 01:30:05,601 --> 01:30:06,933
- Ben.
- 2076
- 01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:09,936
- I'm sorry that your mother and I
- splitting up
- 2077
- 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:12,105
- hurt you so much.
- 2078
- 01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:14,608
- What she and I had was great.
- 2079
- 01:30:15,411 --> 01:30:17,043
- I'd be nothing
- if I hadn't met her,
- 2080
- 01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:19,045
- and I wouldn't have you.
- 2081
- 01:30:20,449 --> 01:30:21,715
- And, buddy...
- 2082
- 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:27,421
- ...as long as I'm alive,
- you will never be alone.
- 2083
- 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:35,962
- Hey, Ben?
- 2084
- 01:30:35,964 --> 01:30:37,664
- Yeah, Dad.
- 2085
- 01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:39,800
- Can we do drive-through?
- 2086
- 01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:42,068
- Sure. Is there somewhere
- you want to go?
- 2087
- 01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:43,737
- Zapburger.
- 2088
- 01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:47,174
- Where is -- What --
- What is Zapburger?
- 2089
- 01:30:47,176 --> 01:30:52,546
- They get a patty
- made with organic soy meat,
- 2090
- 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:54,748
- and they cook it with lasers.
- 2091
- 01:30:56,018 --> 01:30:58,051
- It's a perfect burger.
- 2092
- 01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:01,021
- Okay, Dad.
- 2093
- 01:31:03,692 --> 01:31:06,827
- Don't take the freeway.
- Take surface streets.
- 2094
- 01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:11,998
- Holy shit.
- 2095
- 01:31:14,236 --> 01:31:15,635
- Hey, everyone.
- 2096
- 01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:17,471
- Thanks for coming.
- 2097
- 01:31:17,473 --> 01:31:19,139
- I'm Ben,
- 2098
- 01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:22,209
- and most of you here
- probably know me as Chuck's son.
- 2099
- 01:31:22,211 --> 01:31:24,244
- And if you're wondering
- why I'm up here
- 2100
- 01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:28,014
- giving his best man speech,
- so am I.
- 2101
- 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:35,555
- Truth is, I put up
- a pretty big stink
- 2102
- 01:31:35,557 --> 01:31:36,857
- about all this.
- 2103
- 01:31:36,859 --> 01:31:39,826
- I-I just didn't want to do it.
- 2104
- 01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:44,798
- To me, a third marriage
- was ill-advised.
- 2105
- 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:48,034
- I mean, hell, even a second one
- was hard to swallow.
- 2106
- 01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:53,540
- But also, I just didn't get it.
- 2107
- 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:54,808
- - Ah.
- - Thank you.
- 2108
- 01:31:54,810 --> 01:31:57,010
- I believed
- in things like fate
- 2109
- 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,678
- and love at first sight,
- 2110
- 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,514
- that once you found the one...
- 2111
- 01:32:00,516 --> 01:32:01,948
- Yay.
- 2112
- 01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:03,650
- ...that was the ballgame.
- 2113
- 01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:05,085
- Chuck.
- 2114
- 01:32:05,087 --> 01:32:07,988
- But the truth is,
- 2115
- 01:32:07,990 --> 01:32:11,591
- if you spend your whole life
- looking for perfect...
- 2116
- 01:32:15,931 --> 01:32:17,998
- ...you wind up with nothing.
- 2117
- 01:32:25,607 --> 01:32:28,775
- See, there are many innings
- to this ballgame.
- 2118
- 01:32:29,311 --> 01:32:32,112
- And I don't think
- love is about chance run-ins
- 2119
- 01:32:32,114 --> 01:32:33,179
- or cute accidents.
- 2120
- 01:32:34,550 --> 01:32:36,783
- It's simpler than that.
- 2121
- 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:40,887
- It's about finding someone
- you want to hang out with
- 2122
- 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:44,090
- as long as humanly possible
- and just...
- 2123
- 01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:48,328
- ...just trying
- not to screw it up.
- 2124
- 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,067
- Keep going.
- 2125
- 01:32:55,737 --> 01:32:57,270
- But you will mess up.
- 2126
- 01:32:59,708 --> 01:33:03,176
- No matter how hard you try,
- you'll get in your own way.
- 2127
- 01:33:07,115 --> 01:33:09,783
- But if you can learn
- from your mistakes...
- 2128
- 01:33:12,187 --> 01:33:15,622
- You know you don't deserve
- a second chance, right?
- 2129
- 01:33:15,624 --> 01:33:17,090
- Oh, yeah.
- 2130
- 01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:20,961
- ...you might
- just build something...
- 2131
- 01:33:23,832 --> 01:33:25,065
- ...even better.
- 2132
- 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,335
- So I'd like to raise a glass.
- 2133
- 01:33:30,205 --> 01:33:35,308
- Gina, Dad, congratulations.
- 2134
- 01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:46,319
- - You, get in here.
- - Yeah.
- 2135
- 01:33:46,321 --> 01:33:47,887
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 2136
- 01:33:47,889 --> 01:33:50,924
- - Hoo.
- - All right. I'm in. I'm in.
- 2137
- 01:33:54,696 --> 01:33:57,397
- Oh, my God. I have heard
- so much about you.
- 2138
- 01:34:09,378 --> 01:34:10,944
- That's it?
- 2139
- 01:34:10,946 --> 01:34:13,046
- What do you --
- What do you mean, that's it?
- 2140
- 01:34:13,048 --> 01:34:15,248
- You cannot shout out
- your dad's divorces.
- 2141
- 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,217
- That's insane.
- Gina's gonna kill you.
- 2142
- 01:34:17,219 --> 01:34:18,385
- I'm just trying to be honest.
- 2143
- 01:34:18,387 --> 01:34:19,986
- Then be honest.
- 2144
- 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:22,022
- Say, "I learned about love
- 2145
- 01:34:22,024 --> 01:34:25,892
- after I hurt Alice
- and then came crawling back."
- 2146
- 01:34:25,894 --> 01:34:27,994
- I did not come
- crawling back to you.
- 2147
- 01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:31,865
- Oh, you fucking crawled.
- You crawled, Benjamin.
- 2148
- 01:34:31,867 --> 01:34:33,366
- If anything, you crawled back.
- 2149
- 01:34:33,368 --> 01:34:35,402
- Don't you fucking dare.
- 2150
- 01:34:35,404 --> 01:34:37,270
- You did. You literally
- waited for me to come home,
- 2151
- 01:34:37,272 --> 01:34:38,838
- and then you kissed me
- real good.
- 2152
- 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,707
- That's not how I remember it.
- 2153
- 01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:42,275
- Alice, are you actually
- gonna help me with this speech?
- 2154
- 01:34:42,277 --> 01:34:43,877
- Yes. Okay, Ben.
- Why don't you end it
- 2155
- 01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:45,679
- with "boom-shakalaka"?
- 2156
- 01:34:45,681 --> 01:34:47,347
- Hell, yes.
- 2157
- 01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:49,149
- I didn't expect that!
- 2158
- 01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:17,844
- ♪ What you want ♪
- 2159
- 01:35:17,846 --> 01:35:24,050
- ♪ Is just outside your reach ♪
- 2160
- 01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:26,419
- ♪ You keep on searchin' ♪
- 2161
- 01:35:27,489 --> 01:35:30,790
- ♪ You're walking down ♪
- 2162
- 01:35:30,792 --> 01:35:36,930
- ♪ That Pensacola beach ♪
- 2163
- 01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:39,499
- ♪ You keep repeatin' ♪
- 2164
- 01:35:41,136 --> 01:35:48,041
- ♪ While you're waiting
- for that sound ♪
- 2165
- 01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:54,414
- ♪ Apparatus to the ground ♪
- 2166
- 01:35:54,416 --> 01:36:00,520
- ♪ You're stealin'
- from the lost and found ♪
- 2167
- 01:36:00,522 --> 01:36:02,388
- ♪ What you find ♪
- 2168
- 01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:06,259
- ♪ Ain't what you had in mind ♪
- 2169
- 01:36:21,009 --> 01:36:24,210
- ♪ Until you find ♪
- 2170
- 01:36:24,212 --> 01:36:30,550
- ♪ Your Rolex in the sand ♪
- 2171
- 01:36:30,552 --> 01:36:33,787
- ♪ You won't be stopping ♪
- 2172
- 01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:39,292
- ♪ Until that solid gold ♪
- 2173
- 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:42,996
- ♪ Is in your hand ♪
- 2174
- 01:36:44,065 --> 01:36:48,101
- ♪ You'll be happy ♪
- 2175
- 01:36:48,103 --> 01:36:54,440
- ♪ Call your office
- on the phone ♪
- 2176
- 01:36:54,442 --> 01:37:01,281
- ♪ And say you won't
- be coming home ♪
- 2177
- 01:37:01,283 --> 01:37:03,817
- ♪ You've found your ♪
- 2178
- 01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:08,121
- ♪ Vacation zone ♪
- 2179
- 01:37:08,123 --> 01:37:10,323
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 2180
- 01:37:13,395 --> 01:37:16,563
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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