>You’re still asleep, drooling with an odd smile on your face
>You still think your head is deeply pressed in the “valley”
>Ryuko wakes you up by tapping you with her foot
>”Get the hell up, Anon. We’re gonna be late.”
>”Wha?... Time for school already?”
>You get up slowly, remembering the secret you’ve been keeping from her
>On the trolley ride to school, you look away when she wraps her arm around your’s
>Worried, Ryuko plants her lips onto your cheek and asks you what’s wrong
>You try to tell her it’s nothing, but she steps on your foot. Can’t get anything past her, it seems.
>”Ryuko… how is your fighting against the clubs doing…?”
>She blinks twice before answering, chin in palm. “Well, I still have a lot to get through. Scared I won’t make it?”
>”Well, that’s the thing I-”
>”Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen you cheering me on on the sidelines before…”
>”Let me finish-”
>”It’s only been a few days, but you should have seen me…” Her eyes widen. “Eh? Here I thought you liked me!?”
>”Hold on a sec!!” You catch your breath. “The thing is… I’ve been sort of… well…”
>As it turns out, you’ve never seen her Kamui transformation once. Not one single time.
>When you were introduced to her outside of the classroom for the first time, you instantly fell in love with tough-fronted girl with the beautiful red strand in her fluffy hair
>Not knowing how to react, you decided to try your best to avoid seeing her transform
>With all the things you heard about it (the half-nakedness), you didn’t want to spoil what you had with her because of just one bloody nose
>Ryuko listens to your explanation with her head cocked to one side, and laughs when you finish.
>”What’s so damn funny?” You ask
>”The fact that you avoided seeing it because you had a thing for me. It’s… cute, actually.”
>You scratch the back of your neck and smile, trying to look as innocent as possible
>”Well, you know what that means, right?” She asks, smiling with her face right up to your’s.
>”Wha?”
>”It means that I need to show it to you.” Before you can respond: “You’ve been the sweetest, kindest boy I’ve ever met; so it’s only fair.”
>She tells Mako to drag you along to the next fight (to which she responds with with a “hallelujah” and some inconsistent rambling
>Either this is the luckiest moment in your life, or the worst thing that could ever happen.
>It seems like years until lunch time finally rears its head; you haven’t been able to concentrate for a single second
>You’ve tried to take a bathroom break to go and masturbate, but it led to you thinking of HER as it progressed, so that didn’t work
>As Ryuko prepares to fight the next club, you start shaking
>She flashes a sympathetic smile and decides to make you a deal
>”What kind of deal?”
>She starts blushing madly for some reason. “If you don’t get a nosebleed… you can…”
>She looks way. “I’ll let you…” she shuts her eyes. “I’LL LET YOU BATHE WITH ME!”
>Ryuko shouts the last six words so loudly that you almost fall over
>”S-say what?”
>She’s obviously embarrassed about the whole thing, so you try and talk her out of it
>”I have to. It’s only fair.”
>”What do you mean?”
>”Remember when I said how sweet you were to me? I meant all of that. Plus…”
>Another blush. You can’t fathom what the hell is going on, but you wait for her to finish
>”Plus… part of me… wants to do it.”
>”Say WHAT!?” You ask again.
>”Just don’t get a nosebleed at all during the fight and we can do it. JUST ONCE!!”
>A long, awkward pause. Finally, you ask: “Will we be nak-”
>”YES, WE WILL!”
>”Keeping your own emotions in check at her response, you shut your trap
>As she walks away towards the middle of the field, you almost dance in joy
>Remembering the details of the deal, you have Mako stuff pieces of tissue paper up your nose
>You clear your head as best as you can before you sit down and watch Ryuko place a hand on her wrist
>”KAMUI SENKETSU!!”
>You try to close your eyes, but Mako clothespins them open. You try to get up and run, but Mako holds your legs down
>You’re trapped, forced to watch on a gigantic flat-screen (courtesy of…Mako). You watch as the transformation takes place, realizing that the rumors were 10x more accurate than you could have possibly imagined
>The sexual parts of her body are positioned and pressed and propped like some sick machine made to toy with the senses of man
>You feel the inner machinations of your nostrils begin to suffer as the blood begins to rush to your face
>The transformation finally finished, you place your hands on the ledge and catch your breath
>”RYUKO! I WILL NOT GET A NOSEBLEED!!!!” You yell with all your might
>A sweat drop falls from the back of Ryuko’s head as she watches your embarrassing yet admirable pledge
>As the fight commences, you can feel cracks form in the ledge that you grip with tendons you had no idea existed
>Your lips are spread, revealing a distasteful sneer. You feel like your eyes are going to roll right out of your sockets
>To put it in simple terms, you feel like you’re going to shit yourself
>As if to confirm all of your nightmares, the flatscreen displays several views of Ryuko’s assets
>Don’t bleed don’t bleed FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DONT BLEED
>Thousands upon thousands of angelic choirs begin to blare in your head as Ryuko finishes off the 2-Star uniform
>Mako finally releases your legs and you jump down onto the field, prancing around the area in a disgraceful motion as you lose all sanity
>”Hey! Anon!” Ryuko calls
>The guffawing and hooting has finally died down to a few hiccups and chuckles as she walks towards you, still in her kamui
>”You alright? You look like you’re about to explode.”
>”Heh, you could say that.”
>She walks up to you and attempts to hug you, but you take a step back with your palms held out
>”Not… not now. Please.”
>Still smiling, she begins to walk back, not knowing that one of the straps of her kamui is caught around your finger
>You realize what’s hooked around your finger and quickly let go, only for one last apocalypse to strike your senses
>The strap hits her skin, making an humorous, loud and all-around-erotic noise similar to a cracking whip
>Completing the erotic instance, the strap causes her breasts to jiggle at varying speeds
>Your hand goes straight to your nose, pinching it, almost FEELING the blood beginning to surge
>She seems to notice and almost bursts out laughing
>”Is THIS what you’re getting all turned on about?” She tortures you by pulling another strap and letting it hit her skin
>Your head starts getting numb as you beg her to stop
>She smirks sexily and continues the dreaded cycle of pulling back her straps and letting them fly
>You close your eyes to prevent yourself from seeing her chest bounce, yet your mind tortures you as the whip-like noise perpetually kills your eardrums
>Finally, she decides to pull back BOTH straps- as far as she can- and lets them hit her skin painfully, resulting in a rather erotic moan
>The tissues you wasted so much time in shoving up your nose shoot out in a loud “pop” as two drops of blood slide down your lip
>”Eh?” Ryuko leans in to examine your nose. “What’s going on he-” your nose suddenly gouts blood in a disgusting iron-smelling shower. It completely covers her as you fall over
>You want to stand up and console her, but your arms are too heavy
>You fall into a deep sleep as you watch Ryuko covered in your own crimson
>...
>You stand stark naked in the bath, your head lowered in a depressed state
>You woke up in the infirmary, realizing that Ryuko was stuck at class and unable to console you
>You decided to stay in your hospital bed and wait for school to finish before taking the trolley ride home alone
>”I failed,” you say to yourself as you prepare to pour the bucket of water onto you
>Failed to show yourself as a good boyfriend, one who doesn’t get nosebleeds at petty sexual pleasure
>As you stare into your reflection in the bucket of water, you hear a loud voice come from the hanging sheet behind you.
>”FUCKING PERVERTS!” A loud punch. You look up and see three recognizable stars fly into the sky
>You pull the sheet back, not believing what your eyes are seeing. The naked, slender figure with the fluffy hair and voluptuous chest
>”RYUKO-CHAN!?!?”